JayHarrison
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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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bob movie takes are retarded enough. his foreign affairs rethoric is straight up mongoloid talk
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One of the most amusing things about Blob and his Twitter usage is how he seemingly spends the vast majority of his time on the site wandering aimlessly, just picking random fights like this where he says something that will always be 100% inflammatory or antagonistic and he only gets replies roughly 10 or 20% of the time.
I used to think he did it to try to impress girls because he absolutely has a higher rate of pointlessly weighing in on, or self inserting himself into random political arguments if females are involved he can shamelessly side with, but he mostly just seems like he is lost and doesn't even know where he is half the time.
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Fuck You Bobert, Fuck You, & Fuck Your Troon Angels.
Jesus Christ this is God Damn pathetic something that less then 15 years ago was nothing more than a funny skit on Little Britain (Emily Howard) is now real political debate. This world is becoming a joke.
Jesus Christ this is God Damn pathetic something that less then 15 years ago was nothing more than a funny skit on Little Britain (Emily Howard) is now real political debate. This world is becoming a joke.
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The parties opinions on it flipped when it looked like the FBI was anti-Trump:
Greenwald's ongoing complaint is basically that the Democrats/the "left"/liberals have stopped being critical of the FBICIANSA simply because they view the agencies as anti-Trump.
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If @Marshal Mannerheim and I ever get the Catholic Republic of Gilead we desire, the first order of business will be to make Bobby run a Japanese game show-style obstacle course as his penance. Livestreamed and archived, of course.
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Bobby tries to pick a fight with Ben Garrison:
So, because the "windmill" has legs, it is not a windmill but rather some kind of D&D mimic. Not a most intuitive of metaphor I should say.
Bobby, however, doesn't attack the obvious target, namely Garrison's gnarly metaphor:
Bobby has been a Tucker Carlson stalker for eons:
WTF is Bobby yammering about? So shall someone call the Crazy Horse family and say "We are still not going to give you back Dakota, what'd you say"? The fact that some injuns are "politically engaged" is irrelevant: it is not their land any more.
Bobby got a lesson about moral integrity, which he predictably fails to comprehend:
Does anybody recall Bobby supporting Presidential candidates other than Biden-Harris?
For reference this is what he said about Harris in June last year (thread)
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Critizing covid-related policies is like yelling "FIRE!" in a crowed theater:
I can think of a better example of the media spreading health-related misinformation that potential cause lifetime disability and death: puberty blockers and genital mutilation.
Wi Spa and transsexuals. Transsexuals continue to deny that there was actually a man in the women's area, and Bobby the hollowhead laps it up.
Bobby's Angels on the ogre in the spa:
I don't know who is Count Olaf, and I'm not familiar enough with Baudelaire to get the "orphans" reference.
Ah I got the South Park reference, and it has come to pass in real life in the shape of Fallon Fox.
From Charles Baudelaire to Daffy Duck to South Park and the Hulk? This Angel is so LOL Random!
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Bobby shares his tips on being a Youtube sensation:
Bobby dispenses relationship advice, and I agree with him:
Bobby cannot wait to induct his nephew to the world of toxic masculinity:
Consoom:
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Bobby hangs out with East-Coast Italians and know their in-jokes.
More about transsexuals and their zeroth-world problems:
So does that mean Angel is going to sue for the "custody" of said fanfict?
WTF.
So, because the "windmill" has legs, it is not a windmill but rather some kind of D&D mimic. Not a most intuitive of metaphor I should say.
Bobby, however, doesn't attack the obvious target, namely Garrison's gnarly metaphor:
Bobby has been a Tucker Carlson stalker for eons:
WTF is Bobby yammering about? So shall someone call the Crazy Horse family and say "We are still not going to give you back Dakota, what'd you say"? The fact that some injuns are "politically engaged" is irrelevant: it is not their land any more.
Bobby got a lesson about moral integrity, which he predictably fails to comprehend:
Does anybody recall Bobby supporting Presidential candidates other than Biden-Harris?
For reference this is what he said about Harris in June last year (thread)
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Critizing covid-related policies is like yelling "FIRE!" in a crowed theater:
I can think of a better example of the media spreading health-related misinformation that potential cause lifetime disability and death: puberty blockers and genital mutilation.
Wi Spa and transsexuals. Transsexuals continue to deny that there was actually a man in the women's area, and Bobby the hollowhead laps it up.
Bobby's Angels on the ogre in the spa:
I don't know who is Count Olaf, and I'm not familiar enough with Baudelaire to get the "orphans" reference.
Ah I got the South Park reference, and it has come to pass in real life in the shape of Fallon Fox.
From Charles Baudelaire to Daffy Duck to South Park and the Hulk? This Angel is so LOL Random!
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Bobby shares his tips on being a Youtube sensation:
Bobby dispenses relationship advice, and I agree with him:
Bobby cannot wait to induct his nephew to the world of toxic masculinity:
Consoom:
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Bobby hangs out with East-Coast Italians and know their in-jokes.
More about transsexuals and their zeroth-world problems:
So does that mean Angel is going to sue for the "custody" of said fanfict?
WTF.
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It's pretty amazing how many things Film Robert got wrong in a single tweet here. I mean, for him even. Literally nothing in the second tweet is right. He even spelled Amendment wrong.
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He's referencing A Series of Unfortunate Events which is a children's novel series that had the first three novels adapted into a 2004 movie starring Jim Carrey and a Netflix series that ran from 2017 - 2019 adapting all thirteen novels.Bobby's Angels on the ogre in the spa:
I don't know who is Count Olaf, and I'm not familiar enough with Baudelaire to get the "orphans" reference.
Brother Wind
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Jesus Christ you nerd. Series of Unfortunate Events has the main characters known as the Baudelaire Orphans, their last names being Baudelaire. The Main antagonist is named Count Olaf. The recurring bit being that he appears in disguises that only the children realize are him, and the adults never do. It's a series of children books, while I feel the author referenced Charles Baudelaire on purpose, as he did quite a bit of literature, I don't know enough to say it informs the work at all.
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Universe settles back into place after a moment of uncertainty about whether Bob and his angels referenced something that wasn't media for children or manchildren.
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Weird. Bob is able to recognize spiteful malicious cruelty when it's aimed at manchildren
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CinemaRobert is an eugenicist with a turnip-shaped head advocating for the arrest of people criticizing a government policy. Holy fuck that Popehat tweet is spot-on.
>I really did lose a shitload of weight
[X] DOUBT
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yeah bob. your soon to be necrotic leg totally agrees with your healthy weight loss
JayHarrison
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I've lurked the KiwiFarms boards for years before finally creating an account just last month. I seem to recall Moviebob "redrawing" Yoshi (Super Mario Bros.) by just erasing the cute dino's boots and replacing badly drawn feet that don't match the rest of the drawing, both in terms of size (the feet are too long and thin to fit into those boots) and proportion (the feet's contours are much thinner than the rest of his body).
Bob does have exactly one valid point here: Ben Garrison does rely more heavily on labels than most other editorial cartoonist you'll find. Otherwise, Bob doesn't have an artistic leg to stand on.
The pertient question here is not "Does Moviebob have morals?" The pertinent question is "Does Moviebob have anything that resembles integrity?" The correct answers: Nope.
Three letters: HRC.
I must have seen a different VP debate than Moviebob did. Then Vice President Mike Pence showed restraint, dignity, class, and confidence throughout the event. Current Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris was shrill, arrogant, pushy, and ultimately unbearable, Every time I heard Kamala interrupt Pence with the words "I'm speaking", I wanted to yell to her, "Oh, shut the fuck up, bitch!"
(And, for the record, I'd have no issues voting for Pence over Donald Trump in a heartbeat.)
Moviebob, 2021.01.19: "Federally enacted Covid-19 policies bad, especially with Donald Trump singing them into action!"
Moviebob, 2021.01.20: "Federally enacted Covid-19 policies GOOD now that (_insert_random_Democrat's_name_) is signing them into action."
Pretty obvious Bob would have toed the party line on this matter.
On one hand, it was wrong for this wife to get rid of something that had so much emotional attachment to her husband. On the other hand, the town drunk is more reliable as a liquor store security guard than Moviebob is as a psychologist.
I'd rather Big Bird remain Big Bird and not come out as Big Bronto, thankyouverymuch.
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This is a shockingly reasonable and level-headed take from Bob, which I have no doubt he will recant when his sempais remind him that women can't abuse men because, like, patriarchy and stuff. And then, of course, there's the darkly comedic joke that if this guy tries to follow Bob's advice and get his kids away from his vindictive cunt of a wife, he'll get a crash course in how ridiculously rigged against him the family court system is, thanks to... people like Bob. Funny ol' world.
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Maybe I'm late realizing this, but does The Shitta seem even dumber than Blobby? Less evil and less of a fuck up, but somehow dumber.
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I can't even........why just why
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