Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Does anybody recall Bobby supporting Presidential candidates other than Biden-Harris?
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For reference this is what he said about Harris in June last year (thread)
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Actually I do, he was into Elizabeth Warren up until she wasn't around anymore. His path was like "I wish Hillary will run again">Warren>Kamala>"No, Biden winning is great because he shall be a puppet for The Party"

 

[Kulee Baba]

Maybe I'm late realizing this, but does The Shitta seem even dumber than Blobby? Less evil and less of a fuck up, but somehow dumber.

Frankly I dislike Chris Chipper more than Bob. Moviebob is just an "Ignatius Reilly" type manically tweeting away his stupid thoughts unfiltered. I cannot blame him for his behavior online because the financial benefits are just ridiculous. He made a career out of being a lousy critic/manchild. He also makes us laugh at his stupidity. I really don't consider Bob to be "evil" since he's such a pathetic person that I doubt anyone even the biggest of Schizo would be inspired to harm anyone based on his childish rhetoric.

Chris on the other hand is just as much of a dullard as Bob but he's a failure and every time he begs on Twitter for more Patrons I just feel disgusted by his sense of entitlement. And Chris is doing this after he had children so one day his kids are likely to see how much of a loser their dad is. When you are a father you're supposed to conduct yourself with some damn respect.

Bob at least has the decency to stay a virgin.

 

[King Dead]

I'm too tired to reply to any of the other shit (I always reach a point where I have to just start scrolling quickly because I can't take Bob's idiocy in such large doses), but I wanted to highlight this tweet:

Bobby shares his tips on being a Youtube sensation:
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So Bob's complaining that he can't hire an editor for his videos because he doesn't even earn a full-time salary off of his "work." This, despite repeatedly attempting to flex how much he makes whenever people make fun of his chosen career path. You can't have it both ways, Blobbo.

Furthermore, he's wrong, surprisingly enough. I watch YMS's content regularly despite his own lolcow tendencies, and I know for a fact that he's hired multiple editors to support his channels. He doesn't even do any editing for his gaming channel anymore, farming that out to various editors instead. And he does this despite making several hundred dollars less a month than Bob does on Patreon. Considering how his actual videos get tens or hundreds of thousands of views, even millions, he might be making more ad revenue if Youtube isn't fucking him over through demonetization, though. None of those editors are paid full-time either, but it helps Adam keep content coming out at a steady pace so his channels can continue to grow, and it lets him devote more of his time to the projects he really cares about (Lion King 2019 never ever).

Bob could easily hire on an editor now, but if he seriously thinks he can't, then he could also take steps to get his finances in order until he felt comfortable with that. Cut back on the consoomption, move to a less-expensive area, get a roommate to split the rent...there are probably loads of places he can save money so he could hire someone who actually knows how to chroma key properly and not edit videos like a sped-up spaz. And better videos could, in turn, potentially boost his income (though his retarded hot takes would probably dampen those chances).

But he won't do any of this because he's a complete moron who's too focused on consooming to improve his lot.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I wouldn't trust Elon to dig a garden path.

In fairness to Musk, he's the kind of guy who knows how to do it by knowing who can do it. It's true, he's a businessman, not an engineer, but he's (usually) smart enough to recognize his own limitations and work around them.

Contrast with Moviebob, who LARPs as a Renaissance Man who knows everything.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If @Marshal Mannerheim and I ever get the Catholic Republic of Gilead we desire, the first order of business will be to make Bobby run a Japanese game show-style obstacle course as his penance. Livestreamed and archived, of course.

As fun as that sounds, I'm pretty sure a treadmill with a box of donuts dangled temptingly out of his reach would be funnier to watch and less of a drain on the Papal States' finances.

So, because the "windmill" has legs, it is not a windmill but rather some kind of D&D mimic. Not a most intuitive of metaphor I should say.

Ben Garrison is a pro-Trump political artist who draws cartoons that are mainly notable because people always find some way to replace one of the figures in the cartoons with the Happy Merchant.

He has a thread.

I never thought I'd see the Woke advocating for absolute monarchy, but here we are.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I never thought I'd see the Woke advocating for absolute monarchy, but here we are.

They advocate for tyrannical dictatorships because they cannot conceive that such an authority would be turned against them. They're the good guys, dammit!

 

[Felis Meanis]

>I really did lose a shitload of weight
[X] DOUBT

Is this verifiable? Roberts convictions of what is normal, good and just in this world is always topsy-turvy — the complete opposite of reality. Just as how Roberts lard-laden and feverish conviction of what can be considered a "fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person" is diametrically opposed to reality, so is most probably his belief of what is considered "a shitload of weight" conversely related to the actual state of things.

I don't subject myself to Roberts foul presence other than through the material our dear waifu Positron so charitably provides us with, and I never watch his videos, but surely some masochist out there punishes themselves by consooming his newest diatribes on a regular basis, and can fill us in on how much weight he's likely lost as of late — provided he even graces us with his physical visage in his videos at all?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Frankly I dislike Chris Chipper more than Bob. Moviebob is just an "Ignatius Reilly" type manically tweeting away his stupid thoughts unfiltered. I cannot blame him for his behavior online because the financial benefits are just ridiculous. He made a career out of being a lousy critic/manchild. He also makes us laugh at his stupidity. I really don't consider Bob to be "evil" since he's such a pathetic person that I doubt anyone even the biggest of Schizo would be inspired to harm anyone based on his childish rhetoric.

Chris on the other hand is just as much of a dullard as Bob but he's a failure and every time he begs on Twitter for more Patrons I just feel disgusted by his sense of entitlement. And Chris is doing this after he had children so one day his kids are likely to see how much of a loser their dad is. When you are a father you're supposed to conduct yourself with some damn respect.

Bob at least has the decency to stay a virgin.

I'll hate Bob more because there's a churning void at the center of his heart and because he's expressed a desire to go after the children of his enemies. Chris seems less malevolent, but more annoying. He's tone deaf when it comes to e-begging or receiving feedback from his failed podcast career. He'll show off his 3000 dollar robot fridge and then start hustling for money within the day. I suppose Chris' stupidity has greater consequences than Bob's because he has children. All I know is that if Chris had really wanted to ensure his kids' futures, he would have sold off the family homestead (which was, even in its unrefurbished state, still worth six figures,) moved to a cheaper part of the country, and gotten his children away from the Asshole Factory known as Lynn, MA. Unca Bob could have turned his Patreon salary into a livable income by following Chris to Flyover Ghoul Country. Any major city in a MidWestern State would have both cultural amenities and politics amenable to Bob and Chris' hearts. If they play their cards right, they could even buy a cheap home in a city on the verge of gentrification and cash in big.

But we all know Bob and Chris won't budge because their childhood memories are more precious to them than any potential earnings. The Chipman Family Homestead is where Bob popped his Mario Cherry, and by God, he's going to stay in the area, come hell or high (basement flood) water.

 

[King Dead]

Is this verifiable? Roberts convictions of what is normal, good and just in this world is always topsy-turvy — the complete opposite of reality. Just as how Roberts lard-laden and feverish conviction of what can be considered a "fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person" is diametrically opposed to reality, so is most probably his belief of what is considered "a shitload of weight" conversely related to the actual state of things.

I don't subject myself to Roberts foul presence other than through the material our dear waifu Positron so charitably provides us with, and I never watch his videos, but surely some masochist out there punishes themselves by consooming his newest diatribes on a regular basis, and can fill us in on how much weight he's likely lost as of late — provided he even graces us with his physical visage in his videos at all?

Chris posted a picture of the two of them recently, and it also happens to be a full-body shot of Blobbo, something you don't see often:


Comparing that to the older picture, it does look like he isn't as rotund as he was whenever that was taken, but everyone immediately focused on what the fuck is going on with his legs. This led to varying speculation that this "weight loss" might not be because he's eating better and exercising, but because of other health problems eating away at his body. Coupled with his increasingly gray hair (when it isn't in the process of dying entirely), droopy jowls, and generally pained expression, Bob looks like he's at least ten years older than he is. All that overeating, booze, and unbridled rage is killing him, and he just can't see it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

One of the most amusing things about Blob and his Twitter usage is how he seemingly spends the vast majority of his time on the site wandering aimlessly, just picking random fights like this where he says something that will always be 100% inflammatory or antagonistic and he only gets replies roughly 10 or 20% of the time.

I used to think he did it to try to impress girls because he absolutely has a higher rate of pointlessly weighing in on, or self inserting himself into random political arguments if females are involved he can shamelessly side with, but he mostly just seems like he is lost and doesn't even know where he is half the time.

I've pointed this out before too, it's equal parts sad and hilarious. There are so many screenshots in Positron's regular updates where it'll be people having a normal conversation and Bob just side-ons and starts typing out paragraphs to people who have no idea who he is or what the fuck he's talking about.

He reminds me of that weirdo everyone knew at school who was too annoying to be pitiable; the one who would always wander over to groups he wasn't friends with and start acting like he was part of the gang, and even if nobody acknowledged him he'd just stand there and keep fucking talking.

As for his motivations, I think it's probably a mixture: Sometimes he wants to impress his angels or handful of devout followers with those spicy takes and epic dunks on the Ghouls, other times he's just desperately searching for engagement because he has nothing else in his life. I mean, what would Bob do with his time if he wasn't on Twitter? Sit and watch the mold grow on his basement walls?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

He reminds me of that weirdo everyone knew at school who was too annoying to be pitiable; the one who would always wander over to groups he wasn't friends with and start acting like he was part of the gang, and even if nobody acknowledged him he'd just stand there and keep fucking talking.

That's exactly who Bob was high school, and I be willing to bet that Bob's bullies were people telling him to fuck off out of their conversation.

 

[instythot]

Bob does have exactly one valid point here: Ben Garrison does rely more heavily on labels than most other editorial cartoonist you'll find. Otherwise, Bob doesn't have an artistic leg to stand on.

I believe Garrison is aware of the label criticism and counters with "it's exactly what I'm going for. Go look at political cartoons from a hundred years ago. I miss that"

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https://twitter.com/bbcnewsbutgayer/status/1413339296707325958?s=21

Come on, gay BBC. A proud Bahstan man like Bob would never say something as poetic as "atop a mountain a butter" , he'd say "on toppa a shitload a butta"

Frankly I dislike Chris Chipper more than Bob. Moviebob is just an "Ignatius Reilly" type manically tweeting away his stupid thoughts unfiltered. I cannot blame him for his behavior online because the financial benefits are just ridiculous. He made a career out of being a lousy critic/manchild. He also makes us laugh at his stupidity. I really don't consider Bob to be "evil" since he's such a pathetic person that I doubt anyone even the biggest of Schizo would be inspired to harm anyone based on his childish rhetoric.

Chris on the other hand is just as much of a dullard as Bob but he's a failure and every time he begs on Twitter for more Patrons I just feel disgusted by his sense of entitlement. And Chris is doing this after he had children so one day his kids are likely to see how much of a loser their dad is. When you are a father you're supposed to conduct yourself with some damn respect.

Bob at least has the decency to stay a virgin.

I don't dislike either of them, and would probably share a beer with either, assuming I could get anything other than the microbrewed horseshit they show off constantly, just to watch their thought processes first hand.

However, ever since Chris charged into the lolcow arena, I've found him more fascinating. How does a man who did life right on paper (stem degree, family, house) suddenly decide to look to fucking Moviebob as a career role model? How does a functional adult suddenly forget how taxes work and have an oopsie that he begs to try to cover? (Ps, did we get a recent-ish update on Chris' tax fuckup since I've taken one of my periodic Bob breaks due to the repetitiveness of Bob's Twitter?)

 

[Positron]

(Ps, did we get a recent-ish update on Chris' tax fuckup since I've taken one of my periodic Bob breaks due to the repetitiveness of Bob's Twitter?)

Not a thing. Indeed the whole shebang smells like any tranny's GoFundMe.



Yes I do. That's why I admire Bobby.

Covid bullshit. AK4WA is Amber Krabach, a Republican who ran for Washington State repeatedly and lost.


Glenn Greenwald's lived experience tells him that that the extremely traumatizing racial and gender "slurs", which give ivory-tower intellectuals cPTSD, are taken in strides by the working class. Bobby gives us the perspective of the rarified Coastal Elite:

"I'm calling you Nazis, ghouls, obsolete, people who Don't Matter, but you know I'm just trying to be civil!"



Waterlogged tunnel and AOC:


Having been reminded of the Green New Deal makes Bobby more environmentally conscious for a moment:


Asskissing Raz0rfist:



WTF.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Chris posted a picture of the two of them recently, and it also happens to be a full-body shot of Blobbo, something you don't see often:
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Comparing that to the older picture, it does look like he isn't as rotund as he was whenever that was taken, but everyone immediately focused on what the fuck is going on with his legs. This led to varying speculation that this "weight loss" might not be because he's eating better and exercising, but because of other health problems eating away at his body. Coupled with his increasingly gray hair (when it isn't in the process of dying entirely), droopy jowls, and generally pained expression, Bob looks like he's at least ten years older than he is. All that overeating, booze, and unbridled rage is killing him, and he just can't see it.

Oh, I think he does see it.

It's where a lot of his anger comes from. He knows his best years are behind him, and he never achieved that James Gunn-Style career he always thought he was deserving of.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob just side-ons and starts typing out paragraphs to people who have no idea who he is or what the fuck he's talking about.

That's a sympton of autism.

This is called whataboutery. Don't do it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

That's a sympton of autism.

True, but it's also a symptom of someone who simply never learned proper social etiquette due to being a weirdo no one wanted to socialise with.

I truly, honestly don't know which is more likely in Bob's case, although I suppose they're not mutually exclusive; does his autism cause him to act like a creepy asshole, or does the fact he's a creepy asshole make his behaviour seem autistic to normal people...

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I didn't understand shit of anything the humanoid mountain of butter tweeted. Thanks to @Positron for giving a brief explanation as to what exactly it meant, because otherwise it's just visual garbage.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

okay blob.
Also I noticed the "Moviebob Posting His L's Online" twitter account @MovieBobFails is gone, well well well.

 

[instythot]

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okay blob.
Also I noticed the "Moviebob Posting His L's Online" twitter account @MovieBobFails is gone, well well well.

I kind of want to go to this original tweet to see exactly how many of the replies are "that's because you have only ever been interested in parts of birds, fried and presented in a bucket" , but I also don't want to get into searching Bob's Twitter for any reason for fear that I will get dumber than I already am and am therefore thankful that the highlights exist

 

[Tronathon242]

I've pointed this out before too, it's equal parts sad and hilarious. There are so many screenshots in Positron's regular updates where it'll be people having a normal conversation and Bob just side-ons and starts typing out paragraphs to people who have no idea who he is or what the fuck he's talking about.

He reminds me of that weirdo everyone knew at school who was too annoying to be pitiable; the one who would always wander over to groups he wasn't friends with and start acting like he was part of the gang, and even if nobody acknowledged him he'd just stand there and keep fucking talking.

As for his motivations, I think it's probably a mixture: Sometimes he wants to impress his angels or handful of devout followers with those spicy takes and epic dunks on the Ghouls, other times he's just desperately searching for engagement because he has nothing else in his life. I mean, what would Bob do with his time if he wasn't on Twitter? Sit and watch the mold grow on his basement walls?

Without Twitter, he would shut down mentally. Bob needs to have that kind of engagement because it's the only place in the world where he can show off his "superior mind." If he did this shit irl, he would get banned from more places that Chris Chan because no one would put up with his leering condescension, babbling word-salad spiels, or his tantrums aimed at anyone vaguely to the right of him. The thing is that he typically knows the line on Twitter or at least some connections and he won't be yeeted off of it even with all with his intrusive, genocidal ramblings.

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okay blob.
Also I noticed the "Moviebob Posting His L's Online" twitter account @MovieBobFails is gone, well well well.

Case in point.