DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Coke Zero]

Im sure he's used that Custmer support service maybe 2 or 3 times. Thats how they get you. Thanks for the money dummy.

I'm trying to think of the last time my internet went down for more than say 30 minutes to an hour and I dont think it has happened more than once if at all during the past 10 years.

Dsp spends like $4,000 to $5,000 per year for an additional internet line so that on the very remote chance his internet goes down, he can possibly save his stream that will at most net him like 200 bucks. Great investment there.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

What really scares me are the "super-fans" that seems to completely ignore, or don't even notice it. I legit don't know how this is possible, or how fucked in the head you have to be. It really confuses me...

Keep in mind that a lot of Phil's fans and whales are themselves social outcasts, creeps, lonely people living on disability, and people who donate to him as a failed attempt to feel like they've helped someone. Phil is by no means charismatic, he just attracts stupid people who are looking for purpose in some way. And they come to him because what he offers is easy in their eyes: donate, and I'll make you feel important.

This is why Phil pulls so may tactics, like using the term "we" whenever he's in financial trouble, or runs straight to the camera to film himself whenever there's a ree-mergency. It's to call his retards to action and present to them an opportunity to feel important. His fans are smooth-brained, and Phil knows this, otherwise he wouldn't beg for money every night his streams don't go his way while also insulting the very people who fill his pockets; They're dumb and single-minded in their attempts to help him, so they won't even notice when he does it.

Come to think of it, it's probably why he keeps detractors around, despite hating them so much. It gives his whales and paypigs some kind of boogeyman to fight against, presenting them with villains in order to make Phil look like the hero in the eyes of his gaggle of retards. Remember when the SoK leaks came out and detractor channels and SoK members went silent for a while? Phil's fans on the King of Hate Forums literally ripped each other apart, caused chaos in the Forum, and fought amongst themselves because a group built on toxicity needs an outlet, and they lost that when the SoK broke up.

Not sure why I added this bit, but it's interesting when you think about it.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Iirc his utility accounts were hacked at some point and his Comcast account was one of them, confirming what package he paid for.

One of the other benefits to business class internet is 24/7 premium customer support, which I believe means if need be they will send out a tech to work on his modem or setup when they otherwise wouldn’t and he gets priority, supposedly, but you’re never going to convince me one business account would ever get priority over, say, a 500-account residential outage, but considering Phil works out of his shitty basement his grownup adult office at home one would think he would receive service restoration simultaneously in such a circumstance.

It’s a bullshit vanity purchase he makes every month, and it’s a weird dweeby one at that. At least the BMW made sense.

So desperate to have someone call what he's doing a business that he literally overpays someone for a service just because it's called "business". Oooof.

By the way this is also why SFII nights are lag fests. Next time you hear laggy elephants be sure to thank DSP's need to have his ego stroked.

Edit: You're not running a business DSP, it's just you fucking around with video games. Businesses actually hire multiple people to support their endeavors.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I'm trying to think of the last time my internet went down for more than say 30 minutes to an hour and I dont think it has happened more than once if at all during the past 10 years.

Dsp spends like $4,000 to $5,000 per year for an additional internet line so that on the very remote chance his internet goes down, he can possibly save his stream that will at most net him like 200 bucks. Great investment there.

"Look dood, sometimes ya gotta spend money to loose, make money, that's what a business does."

Based off the Dave saying that he had all his bills on autopay, there's no way he's ever made a budget or considered the actual long term costs of shit.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

This month marks the 2nd anniversary of one my favorite most autistic gameplays Phil has ever done, the Super Mario Maker custom fanmade levels.

Try to count how many times he says (verbatim) "the hitboxes are not correct for spikes."

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Dsp spends like $4,000 to $5,000 per year for an additional internet line so that on the very remote chance his internet goes down, he can possibly save his stream that will at most net him like 200 bucks. Great investment there.

Comcast business service was explained to me by Comcast as essentially a 8 lane highway but the speed limit is 45 mph. Home service is a 4 lane highway where the speed limit 70 mph.

this is why i do believe that dsp actually is paying a fortune for business internet. because it's the absolute dumbest decision possible

 

[PieceofShet]

This month marks the 2nd anniversary of one my favorite most autistic gameplays Phil has ever done, the Super Mario Maker custom fanmade levels.

Try to count how many times he says (verbatim) "the hitboxes are not correct for spikes."

TBF, they are really not correct. They fucked it up.

 

[Full Race Replay]

This month marks the 2nd anniversary of one my favorite most autistic gameplays Phil has ever done, the Super Mario Maker custom fanmade levels.

Try to count how many times he says (verbatim) "the hitboxes are not correct for spikes."

Real quality content right there. Not only was he not grateful for the level who was made by one of his fans (even if it is hard Phil could have played it off and had some fun laughing with his fans about it), not not did he keep talking about how he had to stop and didn’t want to be playing anymore, but he came up with that incredible catchphrases “the hit boxes for spines are not correct”, and then further insulted anyone who disagreed with him in this. Combine all this with Phil’s typical shit gameplay, and a few dead air segments…this is truly one of Phil’s greatest moments

Edit: don’t forget that 3D world kaizo level that Phil was cursing at the fan who submitted it, who respected Phil enough as a gamer and as a man to submit a challenging level for him.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Does anyone know what's going on with pigpiggo.net? It seems like it stopped importing transcriptions on May 14th.

PigPigGo

The most toxified search engine on the internet

www.pigpiggo.net

 

[PyroAlert]

Whatever happened to that fat Jeremy May kid? Remember he was the tubby boy who thought Joe Biden was Jesus and kept asking for more allowance to give to Phil?

 

[Fill Bern El]

Does anyone know what's going on with pigpiggo.net? It seems like it stopped importing transcriptions on May 14th.

PigPigGo

The most toxified search engine on the internet

www.pigpiggo.net

yea it started messing up earlier in the year with it having like a 1 month delay, but it does seem to have stopped working entirely at this point, nothing the creator could do

but on a side note, it's still very good for archives; like this insane graph that shows DSP responding to what he had for dinner more times than days in the month

 

[FamicomGorby]

yea it started messing up earlier in the year with it having like a 1 month delay, but it does seem to have stopped working entirely at this point, nothing the creator could do

but on a side note, it's still very good for archives; like this insane graph that shows DSP responding to what he had for dinner more times than days in the month
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Well that's a shame, I wanted to see if there were any phrases he's been sayin more lately that would better indicate what he really needs that money for.

Still think this graph of "fuck" is amazing, his usage just falls of a damn cliff. This is the only thing that makes me think Kat is still there.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Whatever happened to that fat Jeremy May kid? Remember he was the tubby boy who thought Joe Biden was Jesus and kept asking for more allowance to give to Phil?

OIC banned him, possibly because he thought he was a detractor.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This month marks the 2nd anniversary of one my favorite most autistic gameplays Phil has ever done, the Super Mario Maker custom fanmade levels.

Try to count how many times he says (verbatim) "the hitboxes are not correct for spikes."

How have I not seen this gold before? The constant copium about how it’s the controller or the hitboxes for the spikes are hilarious.

 

[myone]

This month marks the 2nd anniversary of one my favorite most autistic gameplays Phil has ever done, the Super Mario Maker custom fanmade levels.

Try to count how many times he says (verbatim) "the hitboxes are not correct for spikes."

Also: "It's not possible to beat this level"

Does he not understand how this game functions? I haven't even played and I understand you have to beat your level before uploading it.

 

[Brahmin Baron]

Keep in mind that a lot of Phil's fans and whales are themselves social outcasts, creeps, lonely people living on disability, and people who donate to him as a failed attempt to feel like they've helped someone. Phil is by no means charismatic, he just attracts stupid people who are looking for purpose in some way. And they come to him because what he offers is easy in their eyes: donate, and I'll make you feel important.

This is why Phil pulls so may tactics, like using the term "we" whenever he's in financial trouble, or runs straight to the camera to film himself whenever there's a ree-mergency. It's to call his retards to action and present to them an opportunity to feel important. His fans are smooth-brained, and Phil knows this, otherwise he wouldn't beg for money every night his streams don't go his way while also insulting the very people who fill his pockets; They're dumb and single-minded in their attempts to help him, so they won't even notice when he does it.

Why do they choose Phil though? Out of all the streamers, thots, and charities out there they could donate to, why do they look at Phil and think "This is a man I want to give money to"?

It's like living in a city with plenty of decent pizza joints but you choose to go to DarksydePizza, where they consistently get your order wrong, complain that you aren't tipping enough, insult you when they think you're out of earshot, and the owner once accidently masturbated in front of you .

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP's titties are hella sagging in this video bro oh my god

 

[john_g]

DSP's titties are hella sagging in this video bro oh my god
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spoiler warning please

 

[IHateMyJob]

Is Mario golf the most embarrassing game you have seen the pig roach quit? I believe he also quit sonic and Mario Olympics. These are games meant for small children and families. He can’t play them.
#RageQuit

I don't know if it really counts but the time he tried to play World of Warcraft and was met by about 30 trolls/haters/dectractors is hands down some of the funniest shit I've seen from him. If any of you haven't seen the video it's on YT. HILARIOUS!

 

[Salubrious]

Why do they choose Phil though? Out of all the streamers, thots, and charities out there they could donate to, why do they look at Phil and think "This is a man I want to give money to"?

Because on the surface, Phil is what they aspire to be: a man sitting at home playing video games for a living.

Recent studies show that for kids between 8 to 12, their top choice of profession is now "YouTube creator."

When they see the detractors/trolls/Kiwi Farms, they see us as their own high school bullies. Every $1 (or $100) they give DSP is a "fuck you" to the people that picked on them in high school.

American kids want to be famous on YouTube, and kids in China want to go to space: survey

Children ages 8 to 12 in the US, the UK, and China were recently polled in honor of the 50th anniversary of the first manned moon landing.

www.businessinsider.com