DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DZoomer]

It's like living in a city with plenty of decent pizza joints but you choose to go to DarksydePizza, where they consistently get your order wrong, complain that you aren't tipping enough, insult you when they think you're out of earshot, and the owner once accidently masturbated in front of you .

To make that analogy fair, you'd have to add that DarksydePizza has a legion of haters that document every retarded thing its owner does, some of whom get insanely mad and shit their pants whenever someone willingly chooses DarksydePizza as the place where they'll have dinner.

When you add that, it's easier to understand why some people do it. Other than the retarded fans that actually believe Phil's lies, most of them have that "I just want to watch the world burn" edgy 4channer mentality.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Has DSP ever explained why he calls these things marathons when they are half the length of his normal streams? I have heard the excuses for why he doesn't do actual marathons but even in his idiocy surely he realizes he should be using some other name for them.

Also does anyone remember the name of the boomer guy who used to donate to Phil during these things and offered to hire Phil to clean his house or his carpets or something?

 

[tomstone]

DSP's titties are hella sagging in this video bro oh my god
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pretty cute tattas imo

 

[PyroAlert]

DSP's titties are hella sagging in this video bro oh my god

Good lord! That’s fucking nasty!!

 

[UaineRunei]

Has DSP ever explained why he calls these things marathons when they are half the length of his normal streams? I have heard the excuses for why he doesn't do actual marathons but even in his idiocy surely he realizes he should be using some other name for them.

Also does anyone remember the name of the boomer guy who used to donate to Phil during these things and offered to hire Phil to clean his house or his carpets or something?

Because when the spergs hear the word 'marathon' is kinda a subjective command to them informing that the time to open their wallets has come.

 

[Hogan of the South]

spoiler warning please

Now we just need to make a graph depicting the size growth throughout the years

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why do they choose Phil though? Out of all the streamers, thots, and charities out there they could donate to, why do they look at Phil and think "This is a man I want to give money to"?

It's like living in a city with plenty of decent pizza joints but you choose to go to DarksydePizza, where they consistently get your order wrong, complain that you aren't tipping enough, insult you when they think you're out of earshot, and the owner once accidently masturbated in front of you .

Low engagement quotient. They see he has so very little following that they'll get noticed easier.

I'm trying to think of the last time my internet went down for more than say 30 minutes to an hour and I dont think it has happened more than once if at all during the past 10 years.

Dsp spends like $4,000 to $5,000 per year for an additional internet line so that on the very remote chance his internet goes down, he can possibly save his stream that will at most net him like 200 bucks. Great investment there.

Only time mine has ever gone down is a power outage. That's why I hope he has one because there is absolutely nothing dumping $400 a month can do to make it come back on.

Has DSP ever explained why he calls these things marathons when they are half the length of his normal streams? I have heard the excuses for why he doesn't do actual marathons but even in his idiocy surely he realizes he should be using some other name for them.

Also does anyone remember the name of the boomer guy who used to donate to Phil during these things and offered to hire Phil to clean his house or his carpets or something?

It's a marathon of breaks.

 

[tomstone]

am I seeing it right? he is completely broke and desperate for money and then takes today off missing out on $200-$500?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Why do they choose Phil though? Out of all the streamers, thots, and charities out there they could donate to, why do they look at Phil and think "This is a man I want to give money to"?

It's like living in a city with plenty of decent pizza joints but you choose to go to DarksydePizza, where they consistently get your order wrong, complain that you aren't tipping enough, insult you when they think you're out of earshot, and the owner once accidently masturbated in front of you .

I have two theories about this:

1.) They are mentally ill losers who have identified Phil as one of their own. Supporting Phil to them becomes synonymous to “sticking it to the haters” because they see Phil as being like them therefor they are the same entity.

2.) It’s straight up Stockholm Syndrome.

 

[john_g]

am I seeing it right? he is completely broke and desperate for money and then takes today off missing out on $200-$500?

No real broke person would do this. EVER.

 

[PieceofShet]

am I seeing it right? he is completely broke and desperate for money and then takes today off missing out on $200-$500?

I cant find a screenshot now, anyone has it? But some things are more important than money, real talk.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It's ok, the fans can make up for the money he didn't get today during the marathon.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

No real broke person would do this. EVER.

he has to run ERRANDS dood, or he'll DIE

 

[Salubrious]

am I seeing it right? he is completely broke and desperate for money and then takes today off missing out on $200-$500?

No real broke person would do this. EVER.

DSP has been crying poor ever since Machinima canned his ass, and yet he's never once made a change to his schedule. In fact, he will scream and throw a temper tantrum if you even suggest it. He nearly banned Snowkarl for suggesting he cut down on his dinner break and accused him of putting DSP's health at risk.

Even with his tips goal, the easiest thing to do in the world is "if we hit the tips goal, another hour of play!" But DSP hates video games and desperate looks for any excuse to stall.

Has DSP ever explained why he calls these things marathons when they are half the length of his normal streams? I have heard the excuses for why he doesn't do actual marathons but even in his idiocy surely he realizes he should be using some other name for them.

Every other Twitch streamer doing a marathon will either do a 24-hour stream, or that gimmick with a countdown clock where another $1/100 bits adds another minute to the timer and 5 minutes for a sub.

DSP's version of a marathon is to just give him more money with no incentive what so ever.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

DSP could learn a lot from watching Chaturbate streams. Always heard about the site but only recently went to see how bad they are. Very odd to see girls literally doing nothing until someone gives them money then fake an orgasm for 10 seconds. Unfortunately cam whores seem to be able to engage with people without always turning it back to food then themselves.

I think a lot more people would donate if DSP stuck a Lovense (teledildonic sex toy) up his arse which vibrated at different lengths and levels depending on how much a person donates. Didn't even know such a thing exists. Not sure what I'd do with it but I want one.

 

[wahkando]

DSP has been crying poor ever since Machinima canned his ass, and yet he's never once made a change to his schedule. In fact, he will scream and throw a temper tantrum if you even suggest it. He nearly banned Snowkarl for suggesting he cut down on his dinner break and accused him of putting DSP's health at risk.

Even with his tips goal, the easiest thing to do in the world is "if we hit the tips goal, another hour of play!" But DSP hates video games and desperate looks for any excuse to stall.



Every other Twitch streamer doing a marathon will either do a 24-hour stream, or that gimmick with a countdown clock where another $1/100 bits adds another minute to the timer and 5 minutes for a sub.

DSP's version of a marathon is to just give him more money with no incentive what so ever.

100% this

IF he was truly in dire straits... he'd not be taking 6 hours of breaks during a 10 hour work day, refusing to do coop, taking days off for no reason and starting the stream late every day.

He's just a televangelist level scammer. Total con artist.

That's the reason that insane snowkarl rant got as bad as it did. It just hit a bit too close to home.

 

[hell is other robots]

I think a lot more people would donate if DSP stuck a Lovense (teledildonic sex toy) up his arse which vibrated at different lengths and levels depending on how much a person donates. Didn't even know such a thing exists. Not sure what I'd do with it but I want one.

Why would you put this thought into my head? I hate you so much right now.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I think a lot more people would donate if DSP stuck a Lovense (teledildonic sex toy) up his arse which vibrated at different lengths and levels depending on how much a person donates. Didn't even know such a thing exists. Not sure what I'd do with it but I want one.

 

[Sender]

I have two theories about this:

1.) They are mentally ill losers who have identified Phil as one of their own. Supporting Phil to them becomes synonymous to “sticking it to the haters” because they see Phil as being like them therefor they are the same entity.

2.) It’s straight up Stockholm Syndrome.

In the words of Hannibal Lecter:

"First Principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?"

They're gay for his ass and tits.

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP could learn a lot from watching Chaturbate streams.

How do you think he became 'The Guy'?