Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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He reminds me of VeeOneEye, that pedo scene kid youtuber from the 2010's. Just paste his head on Meowza's body with the wing shoes and it's Kevin!

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TalkToMeme said:
Maybe I’m the only one who thinks this but—Kevin honestly SCARES me. He gives me danger vibes and I would not feel safe around him.
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Nah, he's definitely got crazy eyes/vibes. His mannerisms and his reactions to things and the way he flies off the handle threatening violence are very very red flags. There's also the stabbing himself in the leg and the actual death threats he's given.

Am not white knighting, but I think we shouldn't be surprised if it ever comes out that he hits Lori. The shit they would say about each other if they had a real, serious breakup would be nasty.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
How does she assume shes on the top? Does she mean bottom 2.6%? Lmfao
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I am sure this has been explained in other threads of OnlyFans thots. But those "top %" messages OF sends their whores are meaningless, as each and every one of them gets it.

It seems to be a ploy from OF to motivate whores to keep flashing their buttholes and genitals more to rake in more money. It's really nothing special, even the lowest tier OF thots can get a "You're top % of OF creators" messages as long as their stuff is paywalled. Free OF thots get no such messages.

So yeah it's just the pimps dangling a carrot in front of sad, low self esteem thots whose only accomplishment in life was getting paid to show their holes.
 
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HIVidaBoheme said:
I am sure this has been explained in other threads of OnlyFans thots. But those "top %" messages OF sends their whores are meaningless, as each and every one of them gets it.

It seems to be a ploy from OF to motivate whores to keep flashing their buttholes and genitals more to rake in more money. It's really nothing special, even the lowest tier OF thots can get a "You're top % of OF creators" messages as long as their stuff is paywalled. Free OF thots get no such messages.

So yeah it's just the pimps dangling a carrot in front of sad, low self esteem thots whose only accomplishment in life was getting paid to show their holes.
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How sad lol, and flaunting that is even more sad
 
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HIVidaBoheme said:
I am sure this has been explained in other threads of OnlyFans thots. But those "top %" messages OF sends their whores are meaningless, as each and every one of them gets it.

It seems to be a ploy from OF to motivate whores to keep flashing their buttholes and genitals more to rake in more money. It's really nothing special, even the lowest tier OF thots can get a "You're top % of OF creators" messages as long as their stuff is paywalled. Free OF thots get no such messages.

So yeah it's just the pimps dangling a carrot in front of sad, low self esteem thots whose only accomplishment in life was getting paid to show their holes.
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Thaaaat's not entirely true, its just that no one really knows exactly how the % is calculated so it should be taken with a grain of salt. I've heard its based on total lifetime earnings on the site but there seem to be other contributing factors as well, like account activity. I personally think Lori is lying about being in the top 2% in an attempt to drum up interest or something because those numbers just don't add up. She gets like 5 likes per post.. :roll:
 
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New Kevin post!
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Nice Jeremy Scott cosplay, Kevin. You fit right in with the rest of his collection from fucking 2018:

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And the big man himself during that era:
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(These are just the more tame pieces, btw.)

Kevin's really coming for Lori's place in having some of the most bizarre choices (read: "offensive to the eyes") in fashion.
Lori's still worse, but by god is Kevin really trying.

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:lunacy: The ongoing documentation of Lori and Kevin's bullshit on this thread is outstanding and deeply appreciated, farmers. A major indicator of psychological health is the ability to tell a coherent and accurate narrative of one's life. With that in mind, unrepentant pieces of shit like Lori and Kevin thrive in purposeful and fragmented chaos so your contributions to hold them accountable are vital in denying them future victims.

:lunacy: As more people learn the truth about Lori Lewd and Adollasky, Lori and Kevin's ongoing attempts to portray themselves as victims become increasingly pathetic. Just look at this recent heap of hypocritical horseshit from Lorena:

"Don't be mean to me. ❤️ I'm a sweet potato." - Lori Cerda, lifelong bully
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"Don't be mean to me"? Get a load of this gaslighting egomaniac. Remember the time Lori bullied, harassed, and body shamed a 16-year-old girl on social media? It might be hard to recall because there are literally countless examples of Lori bullying people (including underage individuals) so I've included a screenshot below to refresh your memory.

16-Year-Old Instagram User: "This wig slaps."
Lori: "So do your belly rolls lol"

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Given Lori's extensive history of bullying others, her "don't be mean to me" demand is almost as laughable as Kevin's "fashion" "sense." Lori should just come here to KiwiFarms and explain why people should "be nice" to her...but she won't because she's a dishonest, cruel, and cowardly sack of shit. It's too bad that Kevin is also terrified of KiwiFarms' extensive collection of receipts documenting Lori's reprehensible behavior because I'd love to hear his excuses for her sociopathy. Aw, isn't enabling romantic?

:lunacy: For the next comprehensive write-up, is there a specific Lori or Kevin topic you'd like to read about? I'm assembling info for a post about Lori's active pro-ana era, history of body shaming others, and her eating disordered influence on Kevin. However, I'll gladly focus on another topic if requested.
 
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OhGodHowDidThisGetHere said:
:lunacy: For the next big write-up, is there a specific Lori or Kevin topic you'd like to read about? I'm assembling info for a post about Lori's actively pro-ana era, history of body shaming others, and her eating disordered influence on Kevin. However, I'll gladly focus on another topic if you like.
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I look forward to that, it will be really interesting.
 
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OhGodHowDidThisGetHere said:
:lunacy: The ongoing documentation of Lori and Kevin's bullshit on this thread is outstanding and deeply appreciated, farmers. A major indicator of psychological health is the ability to tell a coherent and accurate narrative of one's life. With that in mind, unrepentant pieces of shit like Lori and Kevin thrive in purposeful and fragmented chaos so your contributions to hold them accountable are vital in denying them future victims.

:lunacy: As more people learn the truth about Lori Lewd and Adollasky, Lori and Kevin's ongoing attempts to portray themselves as victims become increasingly pathetic. Just look at this recent heap of hypocritical horseshit from Lorena:

"Don't be mean to me. ❤️ I'm a sweet potato." - Lori Cerda, lifelong bully
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"Don't be mean to me"? Get a load of this gaslighting egomaniac. Remember the time Lori bullied, harassed, and body shamed a 16-year-old girl on social media? It might be hard to recall because there are literally countless examples of Lori bullying people (including underage individuals) so I've included a screenshot below to refresh your memory.

16-Year-Old Instagram User: "This wig slaps."
Lori: "So do your belly rolls lol"

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Given Lori's extensive history of bullying others, her "don't be mean to me" demand is almost as laughable as Kevin's "fashion" "sense." Lori should just come here to KiwiFarms and explain why people should "be nice" to her...but she won't because she's a dishonest, cruel, and cowardly sack of shit. It's too bad that Kevin is also terrified of KiwiFarms' extensive collection of receipts documenting Lori's reprehensible behavior because I'd love to hear his excuses for her sociopathy. Aw, isn't enabling romantic?

:lunacy: For the next comprehensive write-up, is there a specific Lori or Kevin topic you'd like to read about? I'm assembling info for a post about Lori's active pro-ana era, history of body shaming others, and her eating disordered influence on Kevin. However, I'll gladly focus on another topic if requested.
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The “Kevin is a terrible friend” write up is one I was interested in. But anything you write is always great!
 
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Tugboat said:
The “Kevin is a terrible friend” write up is one I was interested in. But anything you write is always great!
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Oh, wow - thanks for the reminder (and kind words!), @Tugboat! That's a huge topic that deserves further exploration so I'll make write-ups for both "Kevin Is A Terrible Friend" and "Lori The Ana-Chan" next. Well, perhaps it'd be better titled "Kevin Was A Terrible Friend" because, according to the receipts gathered so far, he mistreated all of the people who genuinely cared about his welfare and destroyed every positive relationship in his life. I can't imagine Kevin has any real friends left after the way he behaved nor would he deserve any after subjecting people to his neverending onslaught of histrionics, blaming, gaslighting, and help rejection.
 
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