Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Doesn't holding the phone upside down make the body seem longer and the head smaller? I read that somewhere, I think.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Marrying him wouldn’t serve her unless she got some kind of alimony or other benefit. Kevin is broke, so that ain’t happening.

Considering that Lori has been married numerous times I'm surprised she never fought for alimony or spousal support after each divorce. She may have and lost(she would have had to use a service like Legal Aid because poor) but after her divorces she never seemed like she made out of them with anything. And fighting for alimony seems on par for a grifter like her even if it means trying to squeeze blood from a rock.

 

[Umaibae]

Lori The Bully: Here's a quick addendum to the post from yesterday [LINK] about Lori Lewd's overt hypocrisy and history of harassing fellow cosplayers including minors. For more info on this seemingly inexhaustible Lori topic, please check out this post about her profound narcissism and common manipulation tactics: [LINK].

"Why would you make fun of me? That's so rude!" - Lori
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Holy fuck, that video is so fucking cringe. You can see the filter struggling lol

 

[urine_county]

Haha I am dead. At least Kev has his shoes!

Edit: Kevin has blessed us with yesterday's outfit, from the back this time.



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I didn't know that pink jacket was a Lori hand me down.

Edit 2: It's worse than I thought. He changed his Facebook bio to beg for onlyfans subs for Lori. How pathetic can you get?

 

[Tugboat]

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Haha I am dead. At least Kev has his shoes!

Well to be fair…His shoes are more comforting than his fiancé. He probably sleeps with them in his separate room.

 

[stupid frog]

Every time I see that picture it emits the same energy as that bootleg saber.

please don't insult sader like this, she is a blessing and lori is a fucking curse

 

[Vi0l3t]

Her feet lmfao she bends the toes because they are so freakishly long you can tell if she didnt bend them they would be longer than her big toe.

 

[urine_county]

Kevin posted a status about being a tough guy who doesn't care about internet bullies. Shout to Lori, she's the best! I have no words for this:



He has edited this status 5 times so I'll post the latest one. I haven't bothered to check for differences between them:

Spoiler

"Graphic descriptions tw

I've pinned my elbow and broke my growth plate, they fused my arm back together.
I've thrown a stake into my foot, stitches.
I've dealt with not being able to digest food very well for 27 years.
I've launched off snow ramps I didn't see and broken my arms.
I've stabbed myself inches deep working on costumes, I've seen more blood on my work space than might see in your entire life.
I've been clocked by tree branches, staples in my head. Laughing with blood down my face.
My ankles have been the size of baseballs from skateboarding. We slam into concrete for fun.
My hand has been ripped in half by thick glass and stitched back together. I still can't feel my fingers. I fight through it because I love what I do.
I've spun out near death because of faulty cars in the rain.
I get 1-3 degree burns on probably a weekly basis.

Insert Illidan "I AM MY SCARS" I literally can't relate to an edgier quote. This is the winner

And I'm still here. I'm still full of optimism despite the nihilism of the universe. I smile when there's danger, my idols taught me that.

I'm sorry but I just don't care about gossip or mean words on the internet. I'm not bragging or claiming a badge of honor, but I'm never fading away or stopping anything I love. Shout to Lori shes the best, I'll make sure we have a good life. And I definitely don't have time for people who can't understand why I can't be friends with certain people."

 

[Tugboat]

Kevin posted a status about being a tough guy who doesn't care about internet bullies. Shout to Lori, she's the best! I have no words for this:

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He has edited this status 5 times so I'll post the latest one. I haven't bothered to check for differences between them:

Spoiler

"Graphic descriptions tw

I've pinned my elbow and broke my growth plate, they fused my arm back together.
I've thrown a stake into my foot, stitches.
I've dealt with not being able to digest food very well for 27 years.
I've launched off snow ramps I didn't see and broken my arms.
I've stabbed myself inches deep working on costumes, I've seen more blood on my work space than might see in your entire life.
I've been clocked by tree branches, staples in my head. Laughing with blood down my face.
My ankles have been the size of baseballs from skateboarding. We slam into concrete for fun.
My hand has been ripped in half by thick glass and stitched back together. I still can't feel my fingers. I fight through it because I love what I do.
I've spun out near death because of faulty cars in the rain.
I get 1-3 degree burns on probably a weekly basis.

Insert Illidan "I AM MY SCARS" I literally can't relate to an edgier quote. This is the winner

And I'm still here. I'm still full of optimism despite the nihilism of the universe. I smile when there's danger, my idols taught me that.

I'm sorry but I just don't care about gossip or mean words on the internet. I'm not bragging or claiming a badge of honor, but I'm never fading away or stopping anything I love. Shout to Lori shes the best, I'll make sure we have a good life. And I definitely don't have time for people who can't understand why I can't be friends with certain people."

He missed “I stabbed myself in the leg and had to get stitches to prove my loyalty.”

edit:
From a LC poster:
“If you’re hurting yourself during cosplay, you’re not doing it right. Injuries can happen when you’re working with some of the supplies, but it seems like he purposefully hurts himself and then calls it passion.

He shouldn’t be bragging about his recklessness. Normal cosplayers don’t lose “more blood than you’ve probably seen in your life” on their workspace.”

Yeah… why is he hurting himself making cosplay so much? I think he’s taking the pain = passion thing quite literally.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I've seen more blood on my work space than might see in your entire life.

Lmfao this retard acting like that edgy knockoff Sasuke tard everyone knows on high school.

Bitch, Lorena has seen more blood than you've seen your entire life by her periods and the self harm wounds she has forced on her simps alone, stop acting edgy

 

[WeeGee]

Kevin would snap like a twig if someone shoved him.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Kevin posted a status about being a tough guy who doesn't care about internet bullies. Shout to Lori, she's the best! I have no words for this:

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He has edited this status 5 times so I'll post the latest one. I haven't bothered to check for differences between them:

Spoiler

"Graphic descriptions tw

I've pinned my elbow and broke my growth plate, they fused my arm back together.
I've thrown a stake into my foot, stitches.
I've dealt with not being able to digest food very well for 27 years.
I've launched off snow ramps I didn't see and broken my arms.
I've stabbed myself inches deep working on costumes, I've seen more blood on my work space than might see in your entire life.
I've been clocked by tree branches, staples in my head. Laughing with blood down my face.
My ankles have been the size of baseballs from skateboarding. We slam into concrete for fun.
My hand has been ripped in half by thick glass and stitched back together. I still can't feel my fingers. I fight through it because I love what I do.
I've spun out near death because of faulty cars in the rain.
I get 1-3 degree burns on probably a weekly basis.

Insert Illidan "I AM MY SCARS" I literally can't relate to an edgier quote. This is the winner

And I'm still here. I'm still full of optimism despite the nihilism of the universe. I smile when there's danger, my idols taught me that.

I'm sorry but I just don't care about gossip or mean words on the internet. I'm not bragging or claiming a badge of honor, but I'm never fading away or stopping anything I love. Shout to Lori shes the best, I'll make sure we have a good life. And I definitely don't have time for people who can't understand why I can't be friends with certain people."

If Kev weren't getting jokerfied at such an old age I'd be genuinely concerned that he'd shoot up his school

 

[Tugboat]

Fun fact: Illidan Stormrage was detested and friendzoned by the object of his affections, Tyrande.

How fitting!

 

[drain]

Kevin posted a status about being a tough guy who doesn't care about internet bullies. Shout to Lori, she's the best! I have no words for this:

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He has edited this status 5 times so I'll post the latest one. I haven't bothered to check for differences between them:

Spoiler

"Graphic descriptions tw

I've pinned my elbow and broke my growth plate, they fused my arm back together.
I've thrown a stake into my foot, stitches.
I've dealt with not being able to digest food very well for 27 years.
I've launched off snow ramps I didn't see and broken my arms.
I've stabbed myself inches deep working on costumes, I've seen more blood on my work space than might see in your entire life.
I've been clocked by tree branches, staples in my head. Laughing with blood down my face.
My ankles have been the size of baseballs from skateboarding. We slam into concrete for fun.
My hand has been ripped in half by thick glass and stitched back together. I still can't feel my fingers. I fight through it because I love what I do.
I've spun out near death because of faulty cars in the rain.
I get 1-3 degree burns on probably a weekly basis.

Insert Illidan "I AM MY SCARS" I literally can't relate to an edgier quote. This is the winner

And I'm still here. I'm still full of optimism despite the nihilism of the universe. I smile when there's danger, my idols taught me that.

I'm sorry but I just don't care about gossip or mean words on the internet. I'm not bragging or claiming a badge of honor, but I'm never fading away or stopping anything I love. Shout to Lori shes the best, I'll make sure we have a good life. And I definitely don't have time for people who can't understand why I can't be friends with certain people."

27 year old grown ass man.

 

[nekrataal]

27 year old grown ass manchild.

FTFY

 

[One Trick Pony]

Kevin would snap like a twig if someone shoved him.

That sounds like "intermittent explosive disorder"

 

[Judgment Boy]

That's an awful lot of words to brag about being so accident prone that you probably shouldn't be trusted with anything above safety scissors.
At 27 years old.

And lol. Of course he's an Illidan fag. I don't think I've ever met one that wasn't an edgelord in a perpetual state of "You just don't get it".
I'll give him one thing, though. He is the first I've seen actually admit to liking the "I AM MY SCARS" moment. Because even the angsty diehards said it was a bit cringe. Kinda wonder if he's a DH main too, but that might be a little too fitting.

ETA: For anyone that doesn't believe just how cringe it is, here is the grand Illidan meme moment in question.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Kevin posted a status about being a tough guy who doesn't care about internet bullies. Shout to Lori, she's the best! I have no words for this:

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He has edited this status 5 times so I'll post the latest one. I haven't bothered to check for differences between them:

Spoiler

"Graphic descriptions tw

I've pinned my elbow and broke my growth plate, they fused my arm back together.
I've thrown a stake into my foot, stitches.
I've dealt with not being able to digest food very well for 27 years.
I've launched off snow ramps I didn't see and broken my arms.
I've stabbed myself inches deep working on costumes, I've seen more blood on my work space than might see in your entire life.
I've been clocked by tree branches, staples in my head. Laughing with blood down my face.
My ankles have been the size of baseballs from skateboarding. We slam into concrete for fun.
My hand has been ripped in half by thick glass and stitched back together. I still can't feel my fingers. I fight through it because I love what I do.
I've spun out near death because of faulty cars in the rain.
I get 1-3 degree burns on probably a weekly basis.

Insert Illidan "I AM MY SCARS" I literally can't relate to an edgier quote. This is the winner

And I'm still here. I'm still full of optimism despite the nihilism of the universe. I smile when there's danger, my idols taught me that.

I'm sorry but I just don't care about gossip or mean words on the internet. I'm not bragging or claiming a badge of honor, but I'm never fading away or stopping anything I love. Shout to Lori shes the best, I'll make sure we have a good life. And I definitely don't have time for people who can't understand why I can't be friends with certain people."

If I didn't know any better, I'd think this was copypasta. Thanks for this gem of an update, @urine_county. Let's take a closer look at Kevin's most recent post.

Spoiler: We Need To Talk About Kevin

KEVIN: Graphic descriptions tw. I've pinned my elbow and broke my growth plate, they fused my arm back together. I've thrown a stake into my foot, stitches. I've dealt with not being able to digest food very well for 27 years.

- Doesn't Lori claim to have a similar affliction that prevents her from working ("chronic nausea"). [LINK] What a coincidence.


KEVIN: I've launched off snow ramps I didn't see and broken my arms. I've stabbed myself inches deep working on costumes, I've seen more blood on my work space than might see in your entire life.

- Is Kevin's secret Mormon name "Coldsteel"? Why would anyone commission a cosplay prop from an incompetent crafter who regularly gets their blood on materials?


KEVIN: I've been clocked by tree branches, staples in my head. Laughing with blood down my face. My ankles have been the size of baseballs from skateboarding. We slam into concrete for fun. My hand has been ripped in half by thick glass and stitched back together. I still can't feel my fingers. I fight through it because I love what I do. I've spun out near death because of faulty cars in the rain. I get 1-3 degree burns on probably a weekly basis.

- He loves slamming into concrete for fun? Let's add "reckless" to Kevin's growing list of suspiciously Cluster B personal issues. He's a legit danger to self and others.


KEVIN: Insert Illidan "I AM MY SCARS" I literally can't relate to an edgier quote. This is the winner

- The fact that Kevin had these thoughts, typed them out, and publicly posted them on the internet is some Theater of the Absurd shit. Performance art is the only rational reason for the existence of this edgelord manifesto.


KEVIN: And I'm still here. I'm still full of optimism despite the nihilism of the universe. I smile when there's danger, my idols taught me that.

- Lack of self-preservation isn't cool, mysterious, or edgy. It is, however, a giant red flag that a person is probably an unsafe and unstable individual.


KEVIN: I'm sorry but I just don't care about gossip or mean words on the internet. It's so pale compared to a fraction of what I've been through. I'm not bragging or claiming a badge of honor, but I'm never fading away or stopping anything I love.

- Yeah, Kevin's totally not bothered that more and more people are learning about the interpersonal Chernobyl that is him and Lori. [LINK] If this wasn't written by an angsty 14-year-old suburbanite mall ninja, I weep for the world.


KEVIN: Shout to Lori shes the best, I'll make sure we have a good life.

- Ah, yes, the inevitable Lori asskissing. [LINK] How's that "making a good life" going so far?


KEVIN: And I definitely don't have time for people who can't understand why I can't be friends with certain people.

- This is some, "You can't fire me because I quit!" bullshit. Don't worry, Kevin. No one wants to be friends with you, work with you, or even make your acquaintance. You're literally a professional and personal liability who has made death threats against others [LINK]. At least you still have us here at KiwiFarms. lol XD

 

[urine_county]

It's more fresh Kevin content. This time he's holding a guitar in the hallway in his pink outfit. Maybe he stole Lori's tripod to take this pic:



The closeup

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Edit: Kevin you idiot, you aren't shadowbanned. Nobody follows you because you deleted hundreds of your friends for Lori.



Edit again: Another round of Reddit posts to keep an eye out on. I love when they fight with Redditors.

 

[moleman4ever]

“ditching the mirror shots” sounds a bit like a nice lil jab at his old lady…

with minimal effort kev, you might actually be able to have all the “fame” you’re convinced lori has!

how long until kowvin has his own OF full of greasy twink faggotry? he must sense somethings up, he’s really tooting his own faghorn a lot lately and putting himself out there more