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- Aug 25, 2017
The thing is, nobody cares. How many gaymers could pic her out of a line up of other weird looking danger hairs? How many know her real name? The internet never forgets, but a tiny sliver of the internet's population are the only ones who ever cared. I'm not saying Chelsea could disappear. I don't think she can. Someone who isn't such a cluster B fuck up could.Too bad there are photos all over of her having hauled her fat tits in front of the UN to talk about how people playing video games are oppressing the rest of the first world, and dedicated people like the Kiwis here ensuring the albatross she killed remains slung around her neck for the rest of her life where it belongs.
It would take a name change so a hiring manager couldn't read up on not Chelsea when contemplating setting up an interview, but there is a severe labor shortage. Box stores and fast food places I pass are advertising hiring bonuses payable after 30 days and increased pay for nights and weekends. They're fucking desperate where I live. Even if she couldn't get a shift manager position at Bed Bath and Beyond just based on her age, I bet she could get one after 3 months of not fucking up on the job.
It's all a moot point. Chelsea can't not be an attention whore, a literal whore, or a lazy fuck up. She's the one preventing herself from starting over, not her past and certainly not an autistic illuminati. I bet there's a handful thirsty store managers in any town in America who'd be willing to give even actual Chelsea a job in exchange for a 5-10 minute performance review in his office every time they're on shift together. It'd be the worst mistake of his life.