Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Too bad there are photos all over of her having hauled her fat tits in front of the UN to talk about how people playing video games are oppressing the rest of the first world, and dedicated people like the Kiwis here ensuring the albatross she killed remains slung around her neck for the rest of her life where it belongs.
The thing is, nobody cares. How many gaymers could pic her out of a line up of other weird looking danger hairs? How many know her real name? The internet never forgets, but a tiny sliver of the internet's population are the only ones who ever cared. I'm not saying Chelsea could disappear. I don't think she can. Someone who isn't such a cluster B fuck up could.

It would take a name change so a hiring manager couldn't read up on not Chelsea when contemplating setting up an interview, but there is a severe labor shortage. Box stores and fast food places I pass are advertising hiring bonuses payable after 30 days and increased pay for nights and weekends. They're fucking desperate where I live. Even if she couldn't get a shift manager position at Bed Bath and Beyond just based on her age, I bet she could get one after 3 months of not fucking up on the job.

It's all a moot point. Chelsea can't not be an attention whore, a literal whore, or a lazy fuck up. She's the one preventing herself from starting over, not her past and certainly not an autistic illuminati. I bet there's a handful thirsty store managers in any town in America who'd be willing to give even actual Chelsea a job in exchange for a 5-10 minute performance review in his office every time they're on shift together. It'd be the worst mistake of his life.
 
The thing is, nobody cares. How many gaymers could pic her out of a line up of other weird looking danger hairs? How many know her real name? The internet never forgets, but a tiny sliver of the internet's population are the only ones who ever cared. I'm not saying Chelsea could disappear. I don't think she can. Someone who isn't such a cluster B fuck up could.

It would take a name change so a hiring manager couldn't read up on not Chelsea when contemplating setting up an interview, but there is a severe labor shortage. Box stores and fast food places I pass are advertising hiring bonuses payable after 30 days and increased pay for nights and weekends. They're fucking desperate where I live. Even if she couldn't get a shift manager position at Bed Bath and Beyond just based on her age, I bet she could get one after 3 months of not fucking up on the job.

It's all a moot point. Chelsea can't not be an attention whore, a literal whore, or a lazy fuck up. She's the one preventing herself from starting over, not her past and certainly not an autistic illuminati. I bet there's a handful thirsty store managers in any town in America who'd be willing to give even actual Chelsea a job in exchange for a 5-10 minute performance review in his office every time they're on shift together. It'd be the worst mistake of his life.
Oh, I agree completely. What helps me sleep better at night is the knowledge that she won’t ever have a place of prestige or power at an organization where she can steer policy of any kind. Companies like to pretend they’re woke right up until it’s time to install someone who’s going to be making decisions and that’s when they buckle down to do their due diligence. Chelsea can suck dick for a shift manager’s position at a gas station to her heart’s content. At least then the passive and active ruin she leaves in her wake will be minimized.
 
I'm skeptical. I don't think Microsoft or Google believe she's at fault for Alec's death and would hire her in a second because she's THE Zoe Quinn.
To be a “consultant” or in an advisory capacity, maybe, but not as a shot caller. If she’s making a comfortable living pretending like people are listening to her, I don’t care, so long as people actually aren’t listening to her.
 
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I'm skeptical. I don't think Microsoft or Google believe she's at fault for Alec's death and would hire her in a second because she's THE Zoe Quinn.
I personally think she'd already have gotte, and been fired from, a tech company if they were interested. Chelsea has been circling the drain for years now. I won't be surprised if it happened, I just think it's unlikely at this point. She's just another danger hair these days. They're a dime a dozen. It would take a hiring manager that has a hard on for her specifically. She couldn't even commit to trooning out for clout. Chelsea's lost the edge.
 
I'm skeptical. I don't think Microsoft or Google believe she's at fault for Alec's death and would hire her in a second because she's THE Zoe Quinn.
Even if "THE Zoe Quinn" still meant something good, her brand of victimhood is outdated. Glamorizing black racism is currently the fashionable thing among the indolent class, so if Microsoft or Google want a face for their PR, there's a long line of black women who haven't killed anyone that they can pick from.
 
It's not impossible for Zoe to pull an Allison Rapp. She could go back to "Chelsea" or a new name. Dye her hair a normal color, ditch the gross lip piercing, and get a regular job somewhere. The challenging part is finding somewhere to live while you work your way through entry-level employment, but maybe she's not beyond patching things up with her mom. And all the time work on her personality so that one day, a man will actually want her, even if it's late in life.

I don't think Zoe would take this route, though. She probably sees maybe a few more prestigious avenues left that the "famous" Zoe Quinn can take--just a few more unburnt bridges. And they're more enticing to her than a barista job. She's too narcissistic to ever realize she's wrong, or in need of improvement in any way. It would take hitting rock bottom to make these life choices and she's not there yet.
 
Then why haven’t they yet? IMO if they were going to they would’ve already.
Because while some various middle managers and similar ideologues might be all for hiring her, HR and Legal would say Fuck No! Zoe carries to much baggage and too much litigation liability. At the end of the day corporations are corporations. You don’t hire somebody else’s problem.
 
Even if "THE Zoe Quinn" still meant something good, her brand of victimhood is outdated. Glamorizing black racism is currently the fashionable thing among the indolent class, so if Microsoft or Google want a face for their PR, there's a long line of black women who haven't killed anyone that they can pick from.
Agreed. Professional victims are pretty much limited to angry black women or effeminate black men. The only type of white people they’ll hire in those types of roles in Current Year + 6 are trannies and even that is not going to last long. Chelsea tried mitigating that by claiming to be an enby but it’s no longer enough.

Being a woke damsel in distress is the only thing Chelsea knows how to be. That’s the real reason why a Microsoft or a Google will never hire her: white professional victims no longer cut it. It’s a shame that’s the reason why and not something like having a body count or historically accusing everyone she’s worked with of harassment and muh soggy knees.

Chelsea’s future consists entirely of these pity contract jobs she eventually flunks out of. She’s too old and fat to land a rich husband. Basically a professional seat warmer, which is relatable to her behavior as a professional cock warmer.
 
It's not impossible for Zoe to pull an Allison Rapp. She could go back to "Chelsea" or a new name. Dye her hair a normal color, ditch the gross lip piercing, and get a regular job somewhere. The challenging part is finding somewhere to live while you work your way through entry-level employment, but maybe she's not beyond patching things up with her mom. And all the time work on her personality so that one day, a man will actually want her, even if it's late in life.

I don't think Zoe would take this route, though. She probably sees maybe a few more prestigious avenues left that the "famous" Zoe Quinn can take--just a few more unburnt bridges. And they're more enticing to her than a barista job. She's too narcissistic to ever realize she's wrong, or in need of improvement in any way. It would take hitting rock bottom to make these life choices and she's not there yet.

Allison Rapp?
 
Oh, I agree completely. What helps me sleep better at night is the knowledge that she won’t ever have a place of prestige or power at an organization where she can steer policy of any kind. Companies like to pretend they’re woke right up until it’s time to install someone who’s going to be making decisions and that’s when they buckle down to do their due diligence. Chelsea can suck dick for a shift manager’s position at a gas station to her heart’s content. At least then the passive and active ruin she leaves in her wake will be minimized.

To be a “consultant” or in an advisory capacity, maybe, but not as a shot caller. If she’s making a comfortable living pretending like people are listening to her, I don’t care, so long as people actually aren’t listening to her.
Didn't she help write the Patreon TOS? E3 2021 may have given her an avenue for more attention. If companies are wasting their air time on victim panels she can try and weasel her way onto one of them. Didn't Anita do that this year? She might end up with a few seconds in between conferences or get to sit in the corner huffing when she can't talk.

She can't walk away, you can never walk away from internet stalkers. There is always someone looking for you more spergy than you are once you become internet famous. You would have to go to Alaska and not use the internet for years.
 
I'm pretty convinced nobody is actually publishing comics for their own sake any more. They're just intellectual property factories, they just say pay some absolute fucking retard less than minimum wage to keep intellectual properties X, Y, Z, whatever in print so we can claim our trademarks are being "used in commerce" so they don't expire.
There are still some left in the U.S., but they tend to be lower profile creators and publishers. People like Stokoe, Revel, and Piskor just write and release what they want and their work tends to be something tough to do in any medium other than comics, save maybe for animation. Stokoe especially, as he won't stretch his comics out to be six issues if he does not have enough ideas.

Not only are sales abysmal, they are being outsold by manga.

This isn't just happening in the States, either. This is happening worldwide. My Hero Academia and Demon Slayer are selling more copies than The Avengers and Batman. Let that sink in.
Why would anyone else be buying mainstream American comics? Europeans and Japanese comics are vastly superior. Want an affordable, lean, and best bang for the buck sequential art story? Manga it is. Want something with much higher production values and refined or experimental that usually takes a long time to produce? European comics are the way to go. American comics offer the worst of both worlds, and less original than either foreign offering. There are good indie American comics of course, but it takes a lot of digging to find them.

That's graphic novels not comics. TPB's never do well, not to mention they hurt the resale value of the comics. You also have to factor in how often a comic gets released compared to manga. There are a lot of factors to take into consideration.

There's other things too like limited number of comics printed, the distributor for the company (DC recent went Lunar instead of Diamond) which will hurt known sales numbers.

By the way, any comic released in 2020-2021 will be worth peanuts due to the return policy that was put into place in case any collectors are here. Before, comics had a "no return" policy.
TPBs sales are actually growing a little bit every year. That's why Marvel and DC keep publishing more and more of them and went with distributors who have ins into bookstore markets. A little too late, since manga and scholastic already dominate there. Big two used to dismiss bookstore and TPB market too. Manga and scholastic took advantage of it, and now they are two thirds of the American comic book industry.

Digital platforms are becoming an uphill battle too, since there Marvel and DC paid and still pay little attention to digital platforms. Meanwhile self-published independent authors, smaller publishers, Europeans, Japanese, and Amazon have been selling their books there. Comicxology's main page promotes platform original and indie books more than big two. Meanwhile European comics are where manga was 25 years ago and growing every year, in spite of nonexistent marketing. Marvel and DC will be fighting yet another uphill battle soon.

Not true, February 2021 there was talk about Anita and her followers harassing Liana Kerzner which she tried to deny. Anita even went into a huge tirade as to why she wasn't harassing Liana.


She managed eleven comics before they scrapped her from the industry. Most don't sell for more than their cover price. There's an alternate cover of Fearless #1 that goes for $35 but that's because of the artist who did the cover and not her.
It's amusing to see Lianna K stealing crowdfunding money. She used to criticize Anita for doing the same thing.


Allison Rapp?
She was a Nintendo Treehouse employee. On the side she worked as an e-whore, prostitute, and was pimping out her boyfriend too. To both men and women, and very likely abused him and forced the poor guy into a poly relationship and then into whoring. Last but not least, Allison has a pretty libertine approach to CP and thinks that age of consent should be lowered. Of course, Nintendo was not too happy after they found out, and fired her as a result. Her boyfriend managed to get out of relationship with her too. All of that led to Allison sperging on twitter, claiming to be a victim of gamergate, and eventually leaving spotlight when she got too much negative attention and not enough money.
For more details, see threads and archives on her antics
 
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There are still some left in the U.S., but they tend to be lower profile creators and publishers. People like Stokoe, Revel, and Piskor just write and release what they want and their work tends to be something tough to do in any medium other than comics, save maybe for animation. Stokoe especially, as he won't stretch his comics out to be six issues if he does not have enough ideas.


Why would anyone else be buying mainstream American comics? Europeans and Japanese comics are vastly superior. Want an affordable, lean, and best bang for the buck sequential art story? Manga it is. Want something with much higher production values and refined or experimental that usually takes a long time to produce? European comics are the way to go. American comics offer the worst of both worlds, and less original than either foreign offering. There are good indie American comics of course, but it takes a lot of digging to find them.


TPBs sales are actually growing a little bit every year. That's why Marvel and DC keep publishing more and more of them and went with distributors who have ins into bookstore markets. A little too late, since manga and scholastic already dominate there. Big two used to dismiss bookstore and TPB market too. Manga and scholastic took advantage of it, and now they are two thirds of the American comic book industry.

Digital platforms are becoming an uphill battle too, since there Marvel and DC paid and still pay little attention to digital platforms. Meanwhile self independent authors, smaller publishers, Europeans, Japanese, and Amazon have been selling their books there. Comicxology's main page promotes platform original and indie books more than big two. Meanwhile European comics are where manga was 25 years ago and growing every year, in spite of nonexistent marketing. Marvel and DC will be fighting yet another uphill battle soon.


It's amusing to see Lianna K stealing crowdfunding money. She used to criticize Anita for doing the same thing.



She was a Nintendo Treehouse employee. On the side she worked as a e-whore, prostitute, and was pimping out her boyfriend too. To both men and women, and very likely abused him and forced the poor guy into a poly relationship and then into whoring. Last but not least, Allison has a pretty libertine approach to CP and thinks that age of consent should be lowered. Of course, Nintendo was not too happy after they found out, and fired her as a result. Her boyfriend managed to get out of relationship with her too. All of that led to Allison sperging on twitter, and eventually leaving spotlight when she got too much negative attention and not enough money.
For more details, see threads on her antics
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alison-rapp-maria-mint-123grapeman.18002/
It's been a while so I maybe remembering this wrong but Nintendo didn't care about the child grooming or prostitution. Tree house looks the other way on the sex work according to some. The issue was Alison was using Nintendo IPs in her sex work and that was what got them to boot her.
 
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She was never part of a rich family, despite her name.
Yeah I've somehow managed to run into like half a dozen unrelated Van Valkenburgs over the last decade or so, it's a bizarrely common surname given how seemingly unique you'd think it was.

On a related now, "Van Valkenberg" is unironically a cooler and more "punk" name than Quinn and should have kept it. She was clearly going to keep doing the white trash biker horseshit anyway.
 
I'm skeptical. I don't think Microsoft or Google believe she's at fault for Alec's death and would hire her in a second because she's THE Zoe Quinn.
Well, Sarkeesian tried to get a similar job but that didn't pan out because she'd lost all her credibility too. At this point, they probably understand she's more hassle than she was worth even in her prime GG days and will stay the fuck away.
 
It's been a while so I maybe remembering this wrong but Nintendo didn't care about the child grooming or prostitution. Tree house looks the other way on the sex work according to some. The issue was Alison was using Nintendo IPs in her sex work and that was what got them to boot her.
There was no child grooming, just she wrote an essay for her degree about the age of consent. They did care about the prostitution - anti-GG types wanted to make her firing all about 'Nintendo bowing to the GG bullies' because Rapp had been SJWing it up in her role, but it was 99% likely that it was because they found out she escorted on the side. I suspect Jake, her husband, kept his job even though he was also revealed to have an escort page, but then he was just in the coffee shop in the foyer of the building rather than working for Nintendo itself.

When they married, Jake took her name - I'd presume he's changed it back now they're divorced. The presumption was that Allison, as the BPD nutcase in the relationship, forced Jake to do all these things; she certainly seemed like the driving force behind a lot of their decisions, including the ones that got them noticed on the Farms. Unlike most cow stories, though, there was a happy ending; when they split up, Jake went with his girlfriend and moved on from 'the weird life', and while Allison spent a couple of years dipping into posting lewds and nudes online, eventually she got offline, likely moved back to her hometown, and hasn't drawn any attention since.

Neither of these are options for Zoe. She's too unstable, and there's a verrrry long pattern of her being a user and abuser addicted to manufacturing drama with herself as the innocent victim in the middle of it. She has never shown any desire to change, any inclination to stop using people, or any effort to do much more than manipulate and lie the groups around her. Her issues are much deeper than having BPD and living in the PNW, and while most of her power is just being a Queen of the Victims, that's more than she'd ever have actually trying to improve her life.

tl;dr: Some cows do get better. As long as people write articles about GamerGate and blaming it for everything wrong in the world, though, Zoe never will, because it's her one connection to relevance and she will never let go, no matter how much she protests otherwise.
 
Unlike most cow stories, though, there was a happy ending; when they split up, Jake went with his girlfriend and moved on from 'the weird life', and while Allison spent a couple of years dipping into posting lewds and nudes online, eventually she got offline, likely moved back to her hometown, and hasn't drawn any attention since.
I recall there being more than just the paper she wrote. She was very vocal about it on social media and there were rumours of more than that. Nintendo didn't fire her for quite a while after that was uncovered, it took at least a month if I remember correctly.

I don't know about you but I don't consider a pedophile going quietly into the night to be a happy ending. Weev had a point when he said it's better to have the SJWs screaming than quietly infiltrating and corrupting things unseen.
 
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