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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Crosspost from the Bardfinn thread. Did we know about this?

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I wonder who they're talking about.
 
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giganigga said:
My immediate thought was that it had to be Kevin, but surprisingly this is the only tweet where he's mentioned age gaps:
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So either he got blown the fuck out so hard that he deleted the tweets, or it wasn't him.
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The poster was probably talking about a thread on Reddit.
 
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Meiwaku said:
I have no idea. Sounds VERY Kevin as he has had to dirty delete a few whoopsies before like defending the pedo sophie labelle and tried to talk down diaperfur kink and drawing minors like that.
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It always comes down to chomos with these people. Nady Stewart just got got behind a diddler because she's against the prison system blah blah blah and evidently there were no gay black guys getting out of jail who don't molest children to fundraise for.

One of the first steps to giving children autonomy over who they can have sexual contact with is giving them them the right do other things with their genitals, like cut them off.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Weren't they also selling Tranch patches or stickers? Or was that something they were proposing to do? I don't know that I'd count every sale as being $30 a pop. The store is down because Phil's account has been either deleted or deactivated and he was the store runner:

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I'm not familiar with etsy, so I don't know if this can be temporary and voluntary, whether or not etsy may have done it, or if the Tranch does this every time they run out of product, etc. Hopefully some kiwi has a store and can enlighten us as to etsy's inner workings.
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Meiwaku said:
They're selling it on their website but I think they sold out. The space on their webpage is just blank now
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Was gonna say, I thought the whole reason for the website was that they were wanting to pull their stuff off of third party sites and sell (more) directly. Though the tax angle might be part of it, hadn't considered that. I think payment processors still report if you're pulling down more than a certain amount (i think PayPal does, for example), but somehow i figure that's not gonna be an issue for them based on what we've seen of their sales.

(Late because it wouldnt let me post earlier for some reason)
 
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BoobWhiskers said:
Was gonna say, I thought the whole reason for the website was that they were wanting to pull their stuff off of third party sites and sell (more) directly. Though the tax angle might be part of it, hadn't considered that. I think payment processors still report if you're pulling down more than a certain amount (i think PayPal does, for example), but somehow i figure that's not gonna be an issue for them based on what we've seen of their sales.

(Late because it wouldnt let me post earlier for some reason)
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PayPal you basically have to work it as family and friends they dont take out fees. Inverse of this is that if you have a issue with a seller you can't do anything. I am not sure on independent sales.

Honestly I think it's a little bit dumb to pull all of their stuff from third party even if it's just for the sake of marketing because having different footholds ups sales and the end cost to profit can be marginal. Having an Etsy that has product in it is a free advertisement.

Im :optimistic: for "The Tranch Commits Tax Fraud" arc. Right after "Zoophiles outed after Tranch Visit following DenFur incident".

Also I found some Tranch pics uploaded so we can see the beauty here of Jarrod's "pallet town" stay classy.
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Do you see that on the horizon?
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It's a TENT!!! We got campin' troons!!!! Maybe this explains how they're keeping some extra help around like our new mysterious 666dirtwitch.
 
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Meiwaku said:
PayPal you basically have to work it as family and friends they dont take out fees. Inverse of this is that if you have a issue with a seller you can't do anything. I am not sure on independent sales.

Honestly I think it's a little bit dumb to pull all of their stuff from third party even if it's just for the sake of marketing because having different footholds ups sales and the end cost to profit can be marginal. Having an Etsy that has product in it is a free advertisement.

Im :optimistic: for "The Tranch Commits Tax Fraud" arc. Right after "Zoophiles outed after Tranch Visit following DenFur incident".

Also I found some Tranch pics uploaded so we can see the beauty here of Jarrod's "pallet town" stay classy.
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It's a TENT!!! We got campin' troons!!!! Maybe this explains how they're keeping some extra help around like our new mysterious 666dirtwitch.
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Holy shit, imagine feeling so persecuted and brain fucked that camping on an arid pile of alpaca shit is preferable to living in the real world. Y'know, where's there's hot water, and toilets, and wifi, and electricity, and not a bunch of alpacas threatening to eat your flimsy shelter. The retardation of troons is truly mindboggling.
 
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Meiwaku said:
PayPal you basically have to work it as family and friends they dont take out fees. Inverse of this is that if you have a issue with a seller you can't do anything. I am not sure on independent sales.

Honestly I think it's a little bit dumb to pull all of their stuff from third party even if it's just for the sake of marketing because having different footholds ups sales and the end cost to profit can be marginal. Having an Etsy that has product in it is a free advertisement.

Im :optimistic: for "The Tranch Commits Tax Fraud" arc. Right after "Zoophiles outed after Tranch Visit following DenFur incident".

Also I found some Tranch pics uploaded so we can see the beauty here of Jarrod's "pallet town" stay classy.
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It's a TENT!!! We got campin' troons!!!! Maybe this explains how they're keeping some extra help around like our new mysterious 666dirtwitch.
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You can really see where the tranch ends and the evil neighbors land begins in these photos. I know it's been pointed out before but Jesus christ.
 
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Meiwaku said:
It's a TENT!!! We got campin' troons!!!! Maybe this explains how they're keeping some extra help around like our new mysterious 666dirtwitch.
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Oh my god. Is it too much to ask that whatever idiot they have camping out there hasn't staked down the tent and it's launched sky-high the next time they have some proper wind?
(I know with the Obligatory Consumer Electronics that all trannies have it's probably too heavy to do a Mary Poppins, but I want to believe).
 
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Okay mark me late but is this what rural USA land usually looks like there? This looks like a desert in the apocalypse. Why would anyone move there, let alone bring animals there. Keep a few animals sure, but fence them in to one area at a time while letting some grass grow... This is horrendous abuse of the land and the animals. I refuse to believe this is what it looks like for the USA.
 
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