Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace

[SWETHORT]

Bingo is ready, boys. See if you can find one that covers every square.

(I put way too much effort into this.)

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i feel like putting this to the test with a personal lolcow of mine from a server i was in...
https://amemura.uwu.ai/ | archive

Spoiler

unfortunately, no bingo. the stuff marked in red is stuff that they said in the server (such as they made an introduction saying that they were a minor without any age) as well as they go around saying they're genderless but on their pronoun page, they're transgender.

but this is a fun and pretty good bingo, i'm sure a good number of carrds brought up here get a bingo easily.

 

[YachieKicchou]

i feel like putting this to the test with a personal lolcow of mine from a server i was in...

I feel like I'm having a stroke

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Off-topic, but I really hate all these genderspecials hopping onto Newgrounds ever since FnF got popular. What once was a relatively well-gatekept website is now overflowing with these tards claiming that trained soldiers in combat are actually uwu softbois.

i feel like putting this to the test with a personal lolcow of mine from a server i was in...
https://amemura.uwu.ai/ | archive

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unfortunately, no bingo. the stuff marked in red is stuff that they said in the server (such as they made an introduction saying that they were a minor without any age) as well as they go around saying they're genderless but on their pronoun page, they're transgender.

but this is a fun and pretty good bingo, i'm sure a good number of carrds brought up here get a bingo easily.

DNI if you post/like pop'n music, type-moon, or space patrol luluco, say you're me, are saber/cull/zetto/mouss or associate with them AT ALL. i'd rather you not follow if you like puyo puyo.

This person really hates rhythm and puzzle games.

 

[DoubleD]

i feel like putting this to the test with a personal lolcow of mine from a server i was in...
https://amemura.uwu.ai/ | archive

Spoiler

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unfortunately, no bingo. the stuff marked in red is stuff that they said in the server (such as they made an introduction saying that they were a minor without any age) as well as they go around saying they're genderless but on their pronoun page, they're transgender.

but this is a fun and pretty good bingo, i'm sure a good number of carrds brought up here get a bingo easily.

You wouldn't think there'd be that many people would have four or more distinct pronoun sets, and yet here we are. (I saw three, but I'm assuming there were more on his its bees personal pronouns.page, even though that site always appears down for me.)

It's kinda a judgement call for whether you count it or not, but I daresay the pink and white text on a pink and white background counts as impossible to read (could have made that square clearer, but it would ruin the joke) - in which case you have a bingo on the fourth column. Still a judgement call in my opinion as one of those squares comes from off-site information, but we're already allowing some off-site information in the form of pronoun pages. Congratulations?

 

[TohruAdachi]

I already posted this on the waifuism thread, but I feel like it belongs here too:

Kirara is a mentally challenged individual from Indonesia who loves Trails of Cold Steel, a super pretentious JRPG that has a following for some reason, and Kirara wants to fuck the most cookie-cutter protagonist created.

https://ashenawakener.carrd.co/#home | archive

 

[TheRetardKing]

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Quick! Hide all your copies of Coonskin before they misinterpret it as something racist!

 

[DoubleD]

I already posted this on the waifuism thread, but I feel like it belongs here too:

Kirara is a mentally challenged individual from Indonesia who loves Trails of Cold Steel, a super pretentious JRPG that has a following for some reason, and Kirara wants to fuck the most cookie-cutter protagonist created.

https://ashenawakener.carrd.co/#home | archive

Spoiler: Almost a double bingo

I automatically count the top-right square if the Carrd says 'Standard DNI criteria' because that always covers TERFs and right-wingers. (The pedophile square however, does require the specific mention of pedophiles/MAPs.)

I encourage a healthy debate as to whether having a waifu/husbando counts as the person saying they are taken. For now, I am on the fence, but wanted the extra square.

And the bottom-right still counts if they only say they like pastel colours.


Oh and if you want to use the Gangsta Kiwi and HELLo gifs for something else, I've attached them to this post for your convenience - no real reason, mainly just because I like them so much.

 

[SWETHORT]

one thing to do to help find cringy carrds is to type in the names of different popular things, this time i tried it with mcyt and boy it didn't disappoint. you're free to look through each carrd at your own discretion but i've screenshotted highlights in the spoilers.
hopefully the archives on these work, they were giving me a bit of an issue while archiving.

https://tommyinnit.carrd.co/ | archive

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just another typical edgy teen, though at least he didn't censor the words he reclaims like most do.

"don't interact if you're not gonna refer to me as tommyinnit!! but cringe culture does exist, i'm just not part of it"

aside from what's on the carrd directly, here are his genders

https://technoblade.carrd.co/ | https://vvoxie.carrd.co/ | archive
the technoblade carrd is just an announcement and a "brag" that they got the carrd and it redirects to another, hence the two links. i'm not archiving the technoblade carrd.

Spoiler

nothing too special about this one but i do have some highlights at the very least:

the dni, seems pretty standard...

... until you realize he has another page for boundaries:

https://tubbo.carrd.co/ | archive

Spoiler

right off the bat we have multiple names, a big taken, and a link to a pronoun site:

and yet another "i am this person, don't follow/interact if you don't believe my retardation!!!"

the dni page is standard too, though the last bit does have quite the story:

https://slimecicle.carrd.co/ | archive

Spoiler

another so bold enough to claim a creator's name as their own. these kids have genuine issues that the internet did not help with.

what's most alarming out of this selection is the need to site two specific instagram users, as if it's an obsession

guess we can't interact with this one, kiwis- we're making fun of him

another "i say and reclaim these slurs" only to censor them

that's all i'm going through for now but looking at general carrds with names of media that's popular usually gets you places if you don't know where to look. some are misses (i tried wilbursoot and ph1lza for the carrd urls as well to nothing of not) but others are a goldmine of cringe.

 

[jomoth]

one thing to do to help find cringy carrds is to type in the names of different popular things, this time i tried it with mcyt and boy it didn't disappoint. you're free to look through each carrd at your own discretion but i've screenshotted highlights in the spoilers.
hopefully the archives on these work, they were giving me a bit of an issue while archiving.

https://tommyinnit.carrd.co/ | archive

Spoiler

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just another typical edgy teen, though at least he didn't censor the words he reclaims like most do.

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"don't interact if you're not gonna refer to me as tommyinnit!! but cringe culture does exist, i'm just not part of it"

aside from what's on the carrd directly, here are his genders
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https://technoblade.carrd.co/ | https://vvoxie.carrd.co/ | archive
the technoblade carrd is just an announcement and a "brag" that they got the carrd and it redirects to another, hence the two links. i'm not archiving the technoblade carrd.

Spoiler

nothing too special about this one but i do have some highlights at the very least:
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the dni, seems pretty standard...
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... until you realize he has another page for boundaries:
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https://tubbo.carrd.co/ | archive

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right off the bat we have multiple names, a big taken, and a link to a pronoun site:
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and yet another "i am this person, don't follow/interact if you don't believe my retardation!!!"
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the dni page is standard too, though the last bit does have quite the story:
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https://slimecicle.carrd.co/ | archive

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another so bold enough to claim a creator's name as their own. these kids have genuine issues that the internet did not help with.

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what's most alarming out of this selection is the need to site two specific instagram users, as if it's an obsession

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guess we can't interact with this one, kiwis- we're making fun of him

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another "i say and reclaim these slurs" only to censor them

that's all i'm going through for now but looking at general carrds with names of media that's popular usually gets you places if you don't know where to look. some are misses (i tried wilbursoot and ph1lza for the carrd urls as well to nothing of not) but others are a goldmine of cringe.

what the fuck is an "identity attachment"

 

[gratedcheese]

what the fuck is an "identity attachment"

I've never heard it referred to as an "identity attachment" before, but what I believe what they mean is a "delusional attachment." The idea is that the person has some form of psychosis that makes them believe that they are a fictional character, and sometimes, even other people. It's basically kinning but justified with mental illness, and there's even discourse about the fact that "you can't call yourself the irl of a character if you don't have delusional attachments because it's ableist!!" I don't doubt that there are some people who do have some form of delusions about being a fictional character, but those cases are extreme and often lands people in psychiatric wards. A lot of these 14 year-old morons with a grocery list of self-diagnosed mental illnesses just want to justify them being "realer" than other people in roleplaying as a fictional character and have another oppression medal in their collection of victimhood.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

one thing to do to help find cringy carrds is to type in the names of different popular things, this time i tried it with mcyt and boy it didn't disappoint. you're free to look through each carrd at your own discretion but i've screenshotted highlights in the spoilers.
hopefully the archives on these work, they were giving me a bit of an issue while archiving.

[snip[

that's all i'm going through for now but looking at general carrds with names of media that's popular usually gets you places if you don't know where to look. some are misses (i tried wilbursoot and ph1lza for the carrd urls as well to nothing of not) but others are a goldmine of cringe.

How do you "type the names" of things in carrd? As far as I can see, the site is so new-fangled that they hide the search page behind some obscure url or backways link I can't find. Did you need to make an account first? Thanks.

Also, is Minecraft popular again?

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

How do you "type the names" of things in carrd? As far as I can see, the site is so new-fangled that they hide the search page behind some obscure url or backways link I can't find. Did you need to make an account first? Thanks.

Also, is Minecraft popular again?

You just write whatever you want, and then type .carrd.co in the address bar in your browser. You can't search in Carrd, unfortunately.

i.e.: kiwifarms.carrd.co

 

[Steve Hightower]

source (archive)

 

[woowie queen]

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source (archive)

she's italian or a peep that watched too much eurovision?

 

[Steve Hightower]

she's italian or a peep that watched too much eurovision?

Too much Eurovision. Everybody and their grandmother is really into the Italian act this year.

 

[Assigned Faggot At Birth]

Almost a bingo!

poofiemuffin.com

poofiemuffin's internet explorer themed carrd!!

poofiemuffin.carrd.co

To be fair I don't know what counts as fixed width font

Screenshots:

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Of course it's FNF

To be fair this doesn't look as retarded as some others, I quite dig the design myself, but it took me an embarrassing amount of time to find the back button (it's the top right X). Minimise icon redirects to a non-existent page lol. And I don't understand why this retard chose to interact with me given that I am on the DNI list lol.

 

[Steve Hightower]

Almost a bingo!

poofiemuffin.com

poofiemuffin's internet explorer themed carrd!!

poofiemuffin.carrd.co

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To be fair I don't know what counts as fixed width font

Screenshots:

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Of course it's FNF

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To be fair this doesn't look as retarded as some others, I quite dig the design myself, but it took me an embarrassing amount of time to find the back button (it's the top right X). Minimise icon redirects to a non-existent page lol. And I don't understand why this retard chose to interact with me given that I am on the DNI list lol.

What's funny about the tone indicator thing is that literally anybody autistic who didn't discover the internet yesterday doesn't feel the need to use them besides /sneed.

 

[SWETHORT]

Almost a bingo!

poofiemuffin.com

poofiemuffin's internet explorer themed carrd!!

poofiemuffin.carrd.co

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To be fair I don't know what counts as fixed width font

Screenshots:

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Of course it's FNF

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To be fair this doesn't look as retarded as some others, I quite dig the design myself, but it took me an embarrassing amount of time to find the back button (it's the top right X). Minimise icon redirects to a non-existent page lol. And I don't understand why this retard chose to interact with me given that I am on the DNI list lol.

if you felt the need to poke around, you could find a "secret carrd" by clicking the minimize sign on each page:

Spoiler

here's the updated bingo sheet, both with additions from the other carrd as well as some stuff that was missed:

i added unecessary censorship because they censored slurs in their "triggers" section, but do it like "r///t//rded" instead of just "r*tarded". when did censoring became more than just an asterisk or two?
i also added "contradictory identities" because they claim to be a "nonbinary sapphic", and sapphic usually is a buzzword meaning lesbian.

 

[Assigned Faggot At Birth]

if you felt the need to poke around, you could find a "secret carrd" by clicking the minimize sign on each page:

Spoiler

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here's the updated bingo sheet, both with additions from the other carrd as well as some stuff that was missed:
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i added unecessary censorship because they censored slurs in their "triggers" section, but do it like "r///t//rded" instead of just "r*tarded". when did censoring became more than just an asterisk or two?
i also added "contradictory identities" because they claim to be a "nonbinary sapphic", and sapphic usually is a buzzword meaning lesbian.

>triggers: suicide
>kins: nene (for the unfamiliar, the girl with the noose around her neck)

 

[gratedcheese]

Probably don't need to tell y'all Kiwis this, but some of these edgelords put elicit links and IP grabbers in parts of their carrds just for the hell of it. Making fun of these morons is fun, but please do stay safe.

Also, something I want to note, as it's tangentally related to the carrd craze. A lot of these folks are starting to get too lazy to use carrd (or they want you to know they're insufferable before they even give you the link to their carrd), so they'll make a thing called a "txti.es". The site is a minimalist webpage that has only text, and usually they'll cram their DNI's and all onto it. Here is an example of one of these sites. It's all the sperging out without the eyestrain.