Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Keranu]

They are probably either lipomas (non cancerous fatty tumors) or cysts. Not much is known about how lipomas start on babies, but NHS says they are often painless and inherited from overweight parents. Either one could apply depending on how squishy they are. Both are primarily a cosmetic issue.

Could this perhaps be an extremely early indication of Cushing's Syndrome?

We know Ralph has it. Sandra in the wheelchair pic seemed to have it. Xander has grizzled legs...

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Only pedophiles date single mothers. If Faith ever gets a boyfriend, the poor baby Xander is bound to turn gay. The gunt can just sit in his junkyard and watch his legacy turn into dust.

I can see some nerdy guy like Gator willing to raise Xander with his mother. Scratch that Gator and his ilk are pedos

 

[Null]

Someone (not me, I swear) chipped in some money to Chris's Everfree NW trip, with one of his chosen rewards being a shoutout video for Xander Vickers, also asking for some advice.

I hope he doesn't mind me sharing (it's his reward video) this but I'd hate for it to be lost.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Someone (not me, I swear) chipped in some money to Chris's Everfree NW trip, with one of his chosen rewards being a shoutout video for Xander Vickers, also asking for some advice.

I hope he doesn't mind me sharing (it's his reward video) this but I'd hate for it to be lost.
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Listen to Chris, Xander. Don't listen to your dad. When the haters and a-lawgs are coming after you, just ignore them. Don't get drunk and leak your kid's conception on a methcuck's livestream.

 

[AnOminous]

Not much is known about how lipomas start on babies, but NHS says they are often painless and inherited from overweight parents.

Faith doesn't seem fat enough for it to cause an issue. Is Ethan Ralph really so fat even his sperm is fat?

 

[Octavia]

Xander will be the first boy to have Kiwi Farm threads instead of an actual family photo albums he can look through.

With the way digital iPad parenting is going these days I honestly wouldn't even be surprised.

Someone (not me, I swear) chipped in some money to Chris's Everfree NW trip, with one of his chosen rewards being a shoutout video for Xander Vickers, also asking for some advice.

I hope he doesn't mind me sharing (it's his reward video) this but I'd hate for it to be lost.
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Aaaaand here's the first entry already, haha. Probably far more solid advice than anything Ralph could give the poor kid.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Someone (not me, I swear) chipped in some money to Chris's Everfree NW trip, with one of his chosen rewards being a shoutout video for Xander Vickers, also asking for some advice.

I hope he doesn't mind me sharing (it's his reward video) this but I'd hate for it to be lost.
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I thought this IP2 stream sniper I saw the other day looked a lot like Chris, but I hadn't laid my eyes on Chris recently. They look even more alike than I thought. He's a brony that looks and acts a lot like Chris and he smokes meth.

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Someone (not me, I swear) chipped in some money to Chris's Everfree NW trip, with one of his chosen rewards being a shoutout video for Xander Vickers, also asking for some advice.

I hope he doesn't mind me sharing (it's his reward video) this but I'd hate for it to be lost.
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Looking forward to how @SamuellyGenie will describe this video lmao

 

[JustSomeDong]

Watching that Chris video after smoking a cone was a mistake.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

Someone (not me, I swear) chipped in some money to Chris's Everfree NW trip, with one of his chosen rewards being a shoutout video for Xander Vickers, also asking for some advice.

I hope he doesn't mind me sharing (it's his reward video) this but I'd hate for it to be lost.
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There's definitely worse advice out there than the first minute of this video...
Wonder how ralph feels having an equal or less healthy understanding of online interaction than Chris-Chan?

Would you watch a [ questions heavily vetted] 'ask Christine internet advice' podcast? I feel like with good directing and Chris management it would be oddly wholesome, with a kind of drugaddict turned motivational speaker feel.

Maybe its time to log off...

 

[CookofDoom242]

Is the child confirmed white?

 

[WeWuzFinns]

I can see some nerdy guy like Gator willing to raise Xander with his mother. Scratch that Gator and his ilk are pedos

Gaytor is pretty suspect for remembering the birthdays of underage amine girls. Him rising Xander would only confirm my biases.

 

[veri]

I'm sure my Old Man will have a chuckle when he looks down on that day

probably more like when he looks up

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all @MWV needs to do is call the baby xander to incite ethan ralph COPE

this picture is 100x funnier imagining that it was sent to ralph with the sticker already covering his face

 

[WeWuzFinns]

this picture is 100x funnier imagining that it was sent to ralph with the sticker already covering his face

Faith has been racketed. Nick is the real father.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Is the child confirmed white?

Looks pretty white, but it doesn't confirm it's Ralph's.

 

[Null]

I had a bit of an epiphany. You know what's really funny?

There's a term people use to describe when a man forfeits all rights and obligations to their children.

Male abortion, or paper abortion.

Paper abortion - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

So, you could say, if you really wanted to, that you can actually abort the retort.

 

[ChineseAwoo]

I had a bit of an epiphany. You know what's really funny?

There's a term people use to describe when a man forfeits all rights and obligations to their children.

Male abortion, or paper abortion.

Paper abortion - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

So, you could say, if you really wanted to, that you can actually abort the retort.

DAS BOOOOOOLSHET JEWSH. DAS NAWT TROOOO. AS A MATTER A FACT IT WAS YOU WHO WAS ABORTED AAUUGGHHH. GAYDAH FLAG EM'.

 

[Near]

I had a bit of an epiphany. You know what's really funny?

There's a term people use to describe when a man forfeits all rights and obligations to their children.

Male abortion, or paper abortion.

Paper abortion - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

So, you could say, if you really wanted to, that you can actually abort the retort.

Oh no no no Ralph!
This sounds like another loss condition! Better do your best to take custody of Xander or you'll end up being spammed that wikipedia link! After all, you can't let kiwifarms win, buddy

 

[MelloYello]

Better do your best to take custody of Xander

It would be less traumatizing to tell the kid that his father died in a horrible horse porn accident. Anything but the truth would be a mercy.
Some day, when little demonspawn goes to middle school, his classmates will find that haunted tape....

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

I had a bit of an epiphany. You know what's really funny?

There's a term people use to describe when a man forfeits all rights and obligations to their children.

Male abortion, or paper abortion.

Paper abortion - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

So, you could say, if you really wanted to, that you can actually abort the retort.

Ralphamale bros.... We've been had.. how can we compete with the Chad paper abortion?