Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Alexander Thaut]

the Red Guardian existed as a sort of antihero/antivillain type that was sort of a love interest/foil to BW and sort of a foil to Captain America. I just remember him being dead in the 70s era defenders comics or sth.

He's sort of an interesting footnote and maybe one of the "legacies" that Marvel comics uses when they need a Russian Superhero team slapped together (alongside another Crimson Dynamo ofc), but it's a bit of a stretch to say that he's someone fans would want merchandise of, even as a trading card.

Oh well, they did release merch.

Ok surely they couldn't have released like, Crimson Dynamo or Ursa Major? Right?

(ok there's quite a few crimson dynamo figures. makes sense since he's one of the more well known iron man rogues. he's also pretty easy to design for figures too.)

10 year old me would have liked this. But to be fair, Bob has the mind of a 5 year old. He probably thinks this shit's high culture and all that bullshit. It's fun to look at and to be aware it exists, but collecting action figures on this scale is a hell of a consoomer hobby, unless you're a boomer or uberfan of one specific character/team, where it's slightly saner to say, collect some nice quality figures of The Defenders or maybe some specific iteration of a team like the Justice League International.

Even then, I don't see any love or understanding of superheroes from bob. All I do see is an autistic, unlovable, and fucked up manchild.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm just thinking- Bob seems to be losing weight, but not in a healthy way. Does Bob drive? Did he hit a gypsy a la Thinner?

Immortality is the oldest, most basic "Be careful what you wish for" trap/story in existence. It's no surprise Bob would want it. What amazes me is that he thinks it'll happen in our lifetime or a literal nobody like him would be given it. He's that one guy who gets turned into a vampire in the VTM universe and doesn't realize he's going to hell since crazy shit really exists, going to be fat forever, and is just some eternal bootlicker to some older, richer/more powerful cunt.

I guess he'd be happy playing Mario forever, but that's a fate worse than death to any sensible person.

"Who wants to live forever?"

 

[Troonologist PhD]

The only reason Bob isn't a male feminist sex pest is he's repulsive.
But the woke will absolutely crush the "established fans" and it won't even be close,

He'd have to leave his family's basement to be a sex pest.

 

[The tired cat]

The sad thing is that you could probably use that as an opportunity to cast a few Turkish actors (as Kazakhs or Chechens) or American Indians (as Siberian natives). But no - we have to have black Russians.

I mean, there are black people in Russia, and kinda has been some influx once the Berlin wall fell.

 

[Emperor Julian]

He's that one guy who gets turned into a vampire in the VTM universe and doesn't realize he's going to hell since crazy shit really exists, going to be fat forever, and is just some eternal bootlicker to some older, richer/more powerful cunt.

From the setting their's no way in Hell a Carmarilla vampire is wasting the favours called in to make Bob, best bet is he gets shovelheaded as Sabbat canon fodder. Which he might actually like considering his snobbery and the Vampire supremicist beliefs of the Sect.
“now I consoom the mayo ghouls“

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I mean, there are black people in Russia, and kinda has been some influx once the Berlin wall fell.

Maybe so, but black people aren't exactly native to Russia.

 

[Positron]

It's real odd.

You'd think somebody like Bob, who is chronically unhappy, would view their inevitable, eventual death with a sense of relief.

I really don't understand what he thinks he's getting out of life that should never have an end to it.

Bobby wants to see his imagined enemies suffer, or at least imagine his imagined enemies suffer, just like the troon ("videocoven", who is one of the liberal assholes that run The Salem Horror Fest) that posted this:

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bobbo thinks communism is good, despite being a morbidly obese neoliberal. I bet he supports communism the way all neoliberal establishment shills do: "Yeah, it's cute and counter-cultural, but us sophisticated adults know the truth!" so they enable it and pay it lip service even though if it ever succeeded they'd be the first ones to bite the bullets.

 

[Oats12345]

He expects scientists to wave their magic wand (Or as he calls it, "thinking") and solve the problem instantly because that's what happens in his movies.

Also, he genuinely doesn't understand the actual science behind such concepts. Like space travel, he believes if NASA got a shit ton of money, we'd have space ships capable of FTL travel and he could captain his own ship.

Bob never grew out of that phase of childhood where due to a lack of understanding, magic and science are interchangeable, and weird shit in cartoons and movies seem feasible.

I find it funny how Bob calls people like me who believes in God to be delusional. Yet he is expecting science to work like magic. Not only do I belive in God, but I understand science more than Bob does.

When I die and when Bob dies ( I will probably live more longer than Blobby, not just becuase he's a older than me, but because of his shitty health).

We will have different outlooks as we die.

I will accept its my time and that God is ready for me.

Blob will complain how it's unfair and that science should have cured him of death.

 

[Positron]

The original sin of racism (sic) can only be redeemed through nigger grift (archive of clickbait)


Another Sacrament of Redemption this country must perform to effect Healing: public execution of people who participated in the Capitol riot.


An increasing number of Democrats are reportedly feeling that the party is getting too woke for its own good. Bobby and co: I'M NOT LISTENING TO WHITE PEOPLE'S LIES!!!!
(Axios article)


This is Bobby's wildest dream: the police turning their eyes on MAGA ghouls!

Somehow I don't think Trump supporters would mind the police's presence: they are not the ones who loot electric stores or commit arson.

Bobby implies Trumpsters have no income (yet he has remarked that some of them apparently own businesses and traveled to Capitol on private jets).


Bobby knows Color Revolution (MartyMade's 35-part thread that Greenwald urges people to read. I didn't)


Mitch Connell:


The attitude of strong, independent Republican woman Lauren Boebert offends Bobby:


And he was emboldened by his congressdamsel:


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When I wonder how Bobby would savage Elon Musk without making Jeff Bezos look bad by association, he took the third option and changed the subject:

*Stress sigh* I love CDs more than the other guys, but even so I don't want Virgin Megastore -- or any entertainment "megastores", including his brother's obsession, Blockbuster -- to be back. People's disdain for physical media has caused used price to drop, and there has never been a better time for collectors.

Tranny bullshit (archive of New Republic article)


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You can't part these two lovebirds for long:


Bobby wants to ship someone in Fap Widow.

As if Bobby were stranger of making assumptions not in evidence. People might remember his fan theory about the HeLa cell line and Falcon and Winter Soldier.



He sure savored every last bit of Fap Widow. He might fap to David Habour too:




Luke has another intriguing theory regarding MCU:


How to improve a feature-length toy commercials? Add dinosaurs of course!


The world can never have enough feature-length toy commercials:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yeah, but what if Disney rolls out Wokeverine and Gender Studies Professor X in 2023?

The plot of the movie centers around wolverine, because every damnable X-Men movie is a wolverine vehicle, trying to find a way to bypass his healing factor so he get the gender affirming surgery and his dick won't grow back this time.

This joke has never been made before and is my OC, donut steel.

Manchildish things:

lol did you mean to pause it there?

And the villainous guy behind the Red Room is clearly supposed to be a Harvey Weinstein-type figure.

He's got the worst line in the movie, when he shows off the vast number of Widows he has planted worldwide.

"I will win using the only natural resource there is too much of....girls"

I can only figure he's a pervert or something because there's no reason stated why he can't use boys as well. You'd think raising boys to be killers and assassins would be more efficient than skinny chicks because boys have muscle mass and shit.

I see it a little differently. This line reeks to me of empowerment. I believe the intention of the director, on a meta level, is to say "We women are the most plentiful thing of value on this planet and we would take over if it weren't for those damn dirty men purposefully keeping us down! They are afraid of us!"

 

[JayHarrison]

I find it funny how Bob calls people like me who believes in God to be delusional. Yet he is expecting science to work like magic. Not only do I belive in God, but I understand science more than Bob does.

When I die and when Bob dies ( I will probably live more longer than Blobby, not just becuase he's a older than me, but because of his shitty health).

We will have different outlooks as we die.

I will accept its my time and that God is ready for me.

Blob will complain how it's unfair and that science should have cured him of death.

Moviebob's first tweet upon being released from his mortal coil will be along the lines of "Sure is f***ing hot down here..."

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Another Sacrament of Redemption this country must perform to effect Healing: public execution of people who participated in the Capitol riot.
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Ah, yes. Yet another of Moviebob's violent, Hitlerian fantasies toward those who "stole his future" from him back in 2016.

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An increasing number of Democrats are reportedly feeling that the party is getting too woke for its own good. Bobby and co: I'M NOT LISTENING TO WHITE PEOPLE'S LIES!!!!
(Axios article)
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For those thinking, "What the hell's an interregnum?" it is defined as "a period when normal government is suspended, especially between successive reigns or regimes". So... based on Bob's word selection, Barack Obama's two terms comprised an authoritarian regime, Joe Biden's current tenure in the White House constitutes an authoritarian regime.

Damn... Bob's admiration for dictatorial leaders (see also Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, and AOC--especially AOC) is REALLY frightening!

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This is Bobby's wildest dream: the police turning their eyes on MAGA ghouls!
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Somehow I don't think Trump supporters would mind the police's presence: they are not the ones who loots electric stores or commit arson.

Nor do the majority of them wish ill on their political opponents... unlike Moviebob, who is on record as saying Covid-19 was bad because it didn't selectively target red states.

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Bobby implies Trumpsters have no income (yet he has remarked that some of them apparently own businesses and traveled to Capitol on private jets).
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Moviebob is a gold mine--rather, a platinum mine--of Twitter TOS violations

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Bobby knows Color Revolution (MartyMade's 35-part thread that Greenwald urges people to read. I didn't)
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Bob should really be careful here. In case there is a Color Revolution, Bob is not immune because he is the very definition of an obsolete mayonnaise ghoul. (Apologies to Best Foods, Hellman's, and Kraft, among other U.S. condiment producers for comparing Bob to a popular food product.)

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Mitch Connell:
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Me: "Bob, there's only one person who actually wants the bad guys to win, and that's YOU!"

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The attitude of strong, independent Republican woman Lauren Boebert offends Bobby:
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Let's see... "Racist comment"... well, that's my first Moviebob Bingo mark of the day.

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And he was emboldened by his congressdamsel:
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Moviebob: "Your boots taste AMAZING today, Alexandria."

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Maybe so, but black people aren't exactly native to Russia.

Hell the Chinese Boarder area has a large asian population that could be used for Russian Diversity over inflating the number of Black Russians. One of the Naked Gun films even made a joke about the idea of a "Black Russian" when he ordered the drink.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Glenn Greenwald whenever he sees Bob annoyingly replying all of his tweets: “Who is this fat weirdo?”

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Damn... Bob's admiration for dictatorial leaders (see also Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, and AOC--especially AOC) is REALLY frightening!

Just once I'd like him to explain why he thinks AOC would make a good president without mentioning her race, sex or age.

Before you ask, Bob, ”tits” is not a valid reason.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Glenn Greenwald whenever he sees Bob annoyingly replying all of his tweets: “Who is this fat weirdo?”

Glen knows who Bob is % if only by reputation alone. Glen was the one who brought to light, to everyone who isn't us, Bob telling a black, black rights activist that he's basically Rush Limbaugh and he doesn't know what real racism is. Glen never says anything to Bob because Glen knows one of the greatest rules of the internet and follows it: Don't feed the trolls. There is absolutely no benefit for Glen to give a retard like Bob any attention.

You can't part these two lovebirds for long:

Remember when Bob spent the better part of a year clapping back at Pete from a protected account?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

That’s one thing that ticks me off about Bob and his kind. They wish for fantasical things like immortality or superpowers or Pokémon but do they actually think about the consequences of their wishes? There’s always a downside to everything.

You can’t take the good without the bad.

When Wonder Woman 1984 came out, a saw leftists on social media who's biggest problem with the movie was the message that you can't have the thing you want the most without consequences.

Really telling.

 

[TowinKarz]

The My Body My Choice people were strangely silent on the outrage and refused to really touch the fact Diana used a magical charm to make some random person with a life of their own play the part of her romantic partner against their will and without consent. Now, granted, she didn't know it was going to happen that way when she wished for it. But when she saw that her wish had been granted Monkeys' Paw style and had a ghastly and morally questionable byproduct and didn't immediately undo it? Only when "Oh yeah, world's gonna end" was on the table did she actually sigh and say "okay, I guess I have to give up my dream" (and let the schlub go back home) and for that she's the sacrificial hero?

Oh, it was a dude, fine, go ahead, world won't miss one more rando white sperm donor, amirite Bob?

No bad plagues, only bad victims....

 

[Persistent Hobo]

I hate every ape I see from Chipman B to Chipman C

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The My Body My Choice people were strangely silent on the outrage and refused to really touch the fact Diana used a magical charm to make some random person with a life of their own play the part of her romantic partner against their will and without consent. Now, granted, she didn't know it was going to happen that way when she wished for it. But when she saw that her wish had been granted Monkeys' Paw style and had a ghastly and morally questionable byproduct and didn't immediately undo it? Only when "Oh yeah, world's gonna end" was on the table did she actually sigh and say "okay, I guess I have to give up my dream" (and let the schlub go back home) and for that she's the sacrificial hero?

And to add to that, Steve Trevor was pleading with Diana to let him go after he learned the truth about the Dream Stone. I won't say that Wonder Woman 1984 is a good movie, but I think I know what Patty Jenkins was trying to do with that story thread. However, she didn't consider the moral implications of bringing Steve back in another man's body. Come to think of it, what that even necessary? I assume that the stone had the power to warp reality and could have materialized him without having to steal someone else's body.

When Wonder Woman 1984 came out, a saw leftists on social media who's biggest problem with the movie was the message that you can't have the thing you want the most without consequences.

I saw secondary theme of people not knowing want they truly wanted. Steve's death in the original film didn't leave Diana with any sense of closure so she held a candle for him for sixty-six years hence it took the end of the world for her to confront and accept the truth of her loss. Similarly, I saw Maxwell Lord in a similar vein. He didn't his son to look at him as a loser and got caught up in his greed until he received that epiphany at the climax and realized that he wanted to be a better father.

Damn, I think Wonder Woman 1984 could have been a much better film with script revisions and more editing.