Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

I know where getting close go the boring years of Chris but there are a few gems Herreand there.

"if she lost weight she would increase the size of her penis. " wow

Say what you want about urs Geller but I love he tried to give Chris legit advice and all he does is tell him to piss off while mentioning magichan and all his cwcvile bs as if Geller knows or cares about that.

Lastly I love the pic of Chris that ended up being used in an article on pride. All it ends up being is proof gay rights and marriage equality were a mistake that never should have happened
 
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Another Comprehensive Video, another time where I just cannot bring myself to watch the parts with Sorbet. I've seen the Unclit, I've seen Yaniv's disgusting vagina, and yet I could not bring myself to look at the picture of Sorbet with cataracts. Not an animal guy but seeing such blatant, oblivious mistreatment of animals who cannot help themselves is heartbreaking. I have to wonder what Chris sees, if he sees how sick Sorbet is and chooses to ignore it, or is genuinely too autistic to realize something's wrong.

Even his meltdowns on camera just make me feel depressed. Not in a feel bad for him way but it is like watching someone lose their grasp on reality more and more. At the start it's funny because Chris is being dumb and gullible but now it's just depressing watching Chris indulge Jessica's feederism fetish and banshee wail on camera when she leaves. It's just depressing.
 
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Lyra Plushie said:
Another Comprehensive Video, another time where I just cannot bring myself to watch the parts with Sorbet. I've seen the Unclit, I've seen Yaniv's disgusting vagina, and yet I could not bring myself to look at the picture of Sorbet with cataracts. Not an animal guy but seeing such blatant, oblivious mistreatment of animals who cannot help themselves is heartbreaking. I have to wonder what Chris sees, if he sees how sick Sorbet is and chooses to ignore it, or is genuinely too autistic to realize something's wrong.

Even his meltdowns on camera just make me feel depressed. Not in a feel bad for him way but it is like watching someone lose their grasp on reality more and more. At the start it's funny because Chris is being dumb and gullible but now it's just depressing watching Chris indulge Jessica's feederism fetish and banshee wail on camera when she leaves. It's just depressing.
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I'm shocked that Chris didn't face any animal abuse charges because of how he treated him.
 
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Honestly, I find these more recent episodes pretty entertaining. I checked out and stopped paying attention to chris after “don’t call anybody” and the court hearings. I started following him again around mid 2019.

The doopie, Quinn, and idea guys sagas are all foreign and new to me.
 
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Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
Honestly, I find these more recent episodes pretty entertaining. I checked out and stopped paying attention to chris after “don’t call anybody” and the court hearings. I started following him again around mid 2019.

The doopie, Quinn, and idea guys sagas are all foreign and new to me.
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When Geno gets to the Idea Guys Saga, I'm bringing out the popcorn.
 
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The part where Chris loses it over Quinn's hacked account is a fact that, even by the slightest margin/miracle, Chris will never have a relationship that isn't with someone named Barb. With that slim chance, whoever is with Chris better not have the internet because that person will get harassed non stop. Plus the SOB isn't mature enough to have a relationship with anyone else.
 
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Lyra Plushie said:
Another Comprehensive Video, another time where I just cannot bring myself to watch the parts with Sorbet. I've seen the Unclit, I've seen Yaniv's disgusting vagina, and yet I could not bring myself to look at the picture of Sorbet with cataracts.
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Me neither. I guess doing something grotesque and idiotic with your own life/body is one thing, but subjecting an animal, whom you should be protecting and caring for, to the same terrible decisions is something else.
 
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