Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Screaming into the void.]

Oh I'd love to see it...and the inevitable thread in "Take That Off the God Damn Internet!"

The thread in TTOtGDI would probably explode once people realized she’s also into orgasming with her dog.

 

[oopsididitagain]

im not enough of a fag to get all of her bullshit archived, but i do want it noted that she’s been live for about an hour, just absolutely sperging out about how hard it is to get pt/ot, alleging medical malpractice when she was a child, and a whole crock of other bullshit

 

[Aunt Carol]

Let me introduce you all to Ellianna Blair aka CremedelaEzra aka Ani.
She claims or has at one time claimed to have PTSD, anxiety, fibromyalgia, imposter syndrome, a hyperactive nervous system and a spinal injury. This all means she of course needs a service dog to help her. The dog's name is Ezra and she trained her totally legit and not fake service dog herself. She never actually mentions what services the dog does for her though.

She went a little viral when she posted a video of Ezra meeting Stitch in Disney World. She gained a ton of Instagram followers afterwards and sits at 13.5k at the moment. She also set up her own website to talk more about herself and her absolutely needed service dog. She's also woke too. She sells her own merch and has a few what she calls "Partners" aka Sponsors.

Oh yeah, she's also an MLM shill as well. She's an Arbonne rep.

Until recently Ani was a biochemist/research assistant at Mississippi State but she moved to Alabama because after three attempts at trying to get into other schools she was accepted into Auburn's veterinary school. I am not sure how people would feel about someone operating on their pet who has such severe illnesses she needs a dog to do....something for her.

Fun Fact- She's also the niece of Kids in the Hall actor, Kevin McDonald.

I'm not seeing anything interesting here. Just looking at what you've posted, it's a chronic illness/"service dog" aesthetic chick with the usual social media and a pastel website with referral links. Where are the service dog freakouts, the one-upmanship, the sicker-than-thou selfies, the slapfights, the recrimination?

(And if you link those, don't forget to archive.)

 

[Maxie]

The Trevino patient, Trevino is the one that hacks people up, right? Yeesh. Wonder what made her avoid rescheduling and abandoning her sicksona?

Agree Allison is pretty standard aside from being a fast track Covid boredom munchie intent on collecting an illness for every year she’s been alive. It was the level of batshit she reached upon being called out and the subsequent transcend into madness that makes her amusing, to me anyway.

Her crazy dancing made her more interesting too. The dancing while bitching about how disabled she was while masturbating with her obviously needed mobility aids.

 

[Purple Bra]

Since when do you need a new referral for PT/OT every time you get admitted to the hospital? Is that usually a thing? I don't think that's a thing.

I actually archived most of Tess's blogs and the relevant mfp posts the other day, so that's already done if anyone has a use for it. I don't follow her on TikTok or Instagram, so can't do much there since I'm assuming she's not accepting new followers given the current situation.

 

[FeminaBarbata]

I think Tessa has beautifully illustrated the classic munchie catch 22: if she doesn't make a show of defending herself, she risks the truth creeping in and people potentially coming across what we've revealed and questioning her, but if she does make a show of defending herself, she draws attention to the very things we've said. I bet that's why so many of them comment on their own threads/posts. They're compelled to because if they don't, their stories might fall apart. And yet, when they do, more people find out the truth.

An absolutely delicious catch 22.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

View attachment 2334295wow watch out guys, tess is big mad lol

She fakes cancer too right?
Shit cancer does: can loosen your teeth and make them fall out, make your hair fall out
Shit cancer doesn't do: Makes you wear an ugly turban, get a buzz cut and need lower face orthodontics.

 

[Yeeticus]

Agree Allison is pretty standard aside from being a fast track Covid boredom munchie intent on collecting an illness for every year she’s been alive. It was the level of batshit she reached upon being called out and the subsequent transcend into madness that makes her amusing, to me anyway.

I’m familiar with it but haven’t started it yet! That’s one on my list to get to.

back on topic, the hype with Allison is really because the level of chimping out when she found out she was on MS was relatively unheard of for subjects who started on MS and weren’t imports from the farms. And as someone in her thread pointed out, she has done a TERRIBLE job of munching.

Thanks for the explanation (genuinely), I didn’t keep up with Allison or the entire drama with MS, simply because she seemed rather generic when it comes to drug seeking, unstable wannabe sicktok influencer addict. It did strike me as hilarious over how bad her munching is- aiming for marfans for example...?
If she’s going to chimp out, she should do it right. Look at Kelly and her thread, it was glorious when she pretended to be Gina and friends. Jokes aside, you’ve piqued my interest. Sorry if this has been answered, I’ll take my ratings if so- but was her thread ever made? Has she found out about the farms yet?

 

[Purple Bra]

Thanks for the explanation (genuinely), I didn’t keep up with Allison or the entire drama with MS, simply because she seemed rather generic when it comes to drug seeking, unstable wannabe sicktok influencer addict. It did strike me as hilarious over how bad her munching is- aiming for marfans for example...?
If she’s going to chimp out, she should do it right. Look at Kelly and her thread, it was glorious when she pretended to be Gina and friends. Jokes aside, you’ve piqued my interest. Sorry if this has been answered, I’ll take my ratings if so- but was her thread ever made? Has she found out about the farms yet?

Allison has a thread here in the prospering grounds that is coming along pretty decently. As far as I know, she isn't aware that she has been posted over here yet and I'm assuming she'll have another freak out. Good luck to her when she tries to report the thread. Or attempts to drag her supporters into reporting it.

 

[Pain 9/10]

It's probably because some of the people there and on IF are autigender themselves They're now crying about poor June that if she gets mentioned here she will be "ripped apart". Talk about whiteknights.

June will cry and beg for money because the abelist fucks on the farm are talking bad about her

 

[oopsididitagain]

I don't follow her on TikTok or Instagram, so can't do much there since I'm assuming she's not accepting new followers given the current situation.

she regularly accepts new tiktok followers but i have noticed her pruning her instagram down, i’m guessing since it’s easier to check for moles than on her tiktok.

there was barely anything good on there anyways, more of the same info regurgitation, + grifting, + throwbacks to when she was normal and pretty. it’s so ridiculous that she posts her information to her absolutely public facebook and then says that whats here on the farms is illegal, but that’s what a munchie will do for ya

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

Since when do you need a new referral for PT/OT every time you get admitted to the hospital? Is that usually a thing? I don't think that's a thing.

I actually archived most of Tess's blogs and the relevant mfp posts the other day, so that's already done if anyone has a use for it. I don't follow her on TikTok or Instagram, so can't do much there since I'm assuming she's not accepting new followers given the current situation.

PT/OT is literally the easiest shit in the world to get. Just go to your GP and say you have a persisting backache. They'd rather give you PT than just throw meds at you these days. Back in the day they just loaded you up with NSAIDs and told you to be on your way.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

imagine coming to kiwifarms and bragging about being top of your class at nursing school
lmao

I mean... its basically the munchie version of the navy seal pasta.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Fuckin bitch played me and another three friends of mine.
But we settled everything, the police are on it now.

Hold on, everyone! We got a badass here!

Seriously, though, this is not the place to air your personal vendetta.

The thread in TTOtGDI would probably explode once people realized she’s also into orgasming with her dog.

Wait, I thought the dogfucker was the other munchie that KFS posted about in the zoosadist thread, not Tess. Tess isn't the one who moved to Germany and faked her death or whatever, right? Just want to make sure we aren't giving anyone ammunition to claim that none of what we say is true. God, I hope there aren't multiple dogfucking munchies.

 

[Screaming into the void.]

Hold on, everyone! We got a badass here!

Seriously, though, this is not the place to air your personal vendetta.


Wait, I thought the dogfucker was the other munchie that KFS posted about in the zoosadist thread, not Tess. Tess isn't the one who moved to Germany and faked her death or whatever, right? Just want to make sure we aren't giving anyone ammunition to claim that none of what we say is true. God, I hope there aren't multiple dogfucking munchies.

She’s not the one who moved to Germany, but Tess came to notoriety on this thread for a video of her getting very intimate with her “service” dog Magpie (I’ll find the video and edit my comment with the link to the post, hang on)

Edit: here’s her intro post - video I’m talking about is the first one (warning: it’s unsettling):

Post in thread 'Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/munch...rers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-9070547

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

a video of her getting very intimate with her “service” dog Magpie

Sigh. I should have fucking known.

 

[Screaming into the void.]

Sigh. I should have fucking known.

Yeah… yeah. That’s the one thing that would make me think she deserves an individual thread (well that and wanting to see her try and shut the site down).
Given Allison and Tess are both in contact with Chelsea Tanz (@tanzchelsea), anyone got updates or dirt on her?

 

[Munchie Monke]

View attachment 2334295wow watch out guys, tess is big mad lol

Lmfao! I didn’t turn sound on because if I wanted to hear someone sound like they were slurping on a cock sandwich, I would just watch the grapefruit technique video because at least that bitch is funny.

Anyways, holy shit. Someone needs to salt that snail. Wonder if any of the doctors have tried that? Would be more willing to believe that Harry Potter kweer majick exists and is turning her into a literal slug over her illness claims.

If her teeth are that bad, imagine the stank coming off of that cooch. Not sure if I feel worse for Magpie because he has this self-obsessed Blob cosplay bitch for an owner or because he surely has to smell that rotten cooter from the next room.

I bet he was licking her mouth that one time because he mistook it for the asshole of some decaying animal carcass. Dogs do like eating shit, after all. Still, homeboy didn’t deserve that.

This is always what has frustrated me about the reddit groups.

The whole point of the groups is to point out their attention seeking bs but somehow that ends when it comes to "gender identity."

It's pretty bad when these shitty people who everyone acknowledges are shitty attention whores, still get their xie/xer bs pandered too.

I figure even if they truly are trans or whatever the fuck, fuck their pronouns. They lost the right to people believing them when they began to shout about their sooper dooper undiagnosed fatal diseases all over the internet

Don't cry wolf and expect for people to believe you. Respect is earned

I feel like half of these munchies aren’t actually trans or queer but claim to be because it’s the only way for them to distinguish themselves in the army of other NEET sads.

If they were attractive, they would be doing some weird fetish shit on OnlyFans, showing off tubes and tiddies. Or schlucking some geezer’s meat wand once a month for that sweet sugar baby allowance. Or they could skip the illness entirely and be a run-of-the-mill thot propositioning Arab Princelings for their oil money.

But the fact of the matter is that not even dudes who are into watching chicks fuck camels want to spread their Royal ass cheeks and lay a fat chocolate hotdog on those PCOS, hairy orangutan tits.

So what’s a lazy, Jabba failure supposed to do to earn her bread? Claim speshul illness. Oh wait, what about the 20 mil other more interesting zoomers doing the same thing? At least some of them seem to be engaging and attractive despite being cows. Also, they’ll probably grow out of that stupid shit. Hmm, I know! Let’s claim that we’re queer. Not speshul enuff yet? Ooh, let’s tack on trans! Because being trans is the new hot ticket gay Magic card.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Lmfao! I didn’t turn sound on because if I wanted to hear someone sound like they were slurping on a cock sandwich, I would just watch the grapefruit technique video because at least that bitch is funny.

Anyways, holy shit. Someone needs to salt that snail. Wonder if any of the doctors have tried that? Would be more willing to believe that Harry Potter kweer majick exists and is turning her into a literal slug over her illness claims.

If her teeth are that bad, imagine the stank coming off of that cooch. Not sure if I feel worse for Magpie because he has this self-obsessed Blob cosplay bitch for an owner or because he surely has to smell that rotten cooter from the next room.

I bet he was licking her mouth that one time because he mistook it for the asshole of some decaying animal carcass. Dogs do like eating shit, after all. Still, homeboy didn’t deserve that.

Calm down.

I feel like half of these munchies aren’t actually trans or queer but claim to be because it’s the only way for them to distinguish themselves in the army of other NEET sads.

If they were attractive, they would be doing some weird fetish shit on OnlyFans, showing off tubes and tiddies. Or schlucking some geezer’s meat wand once a month for that sweet sugar baby allowance. Or they could skip the illness entirely and be a run-of-the-mill thot propositioning Arab Princelings for their oil money.

But the fact of the matter is that not even dudes who are into watching chicks fuck camels want to spread their Royal ass cheeks and lay a fat chocolate hotdog on those PCOS, hairy orangutan tits.

So what’s a lazy, Jabba failure supposed to do to earn her bread? Claim speshul illness. Oh wait, what about the 20 mil other more interesting zoomers doing the same thing? At least some of them seem to be engaging and attractive despite being cows. Also, they’ll probably grow out of that stupid shit. Hmm, I know! Let’s claim that we’re queer. Not speshul enuff yet? Ooh, let’s tack on trans! Because being trans is the new hot ticket gay Magic card.

Learn 2 multiquote.

And no shit. We've discussed to death how this is all IDpol in the last few days. Contribute something meaningful or stop shitting in our sandbox.

 

[oopsididitagain]

im pretty sure that you don’t get ulcers in your mouth from blowing chunks but whatever, tess.

Spoiler: sperging about cyclic vomiting

i don’t know why all these munchies think claiming cyclic vomiting is a good idea lol, you can tell when someone’s been vomiting for as long as they claim. her skin is so flushed, she’s absolutely bursting with energy and you can clearly tell she hasn’t even gagged once