DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

I dont know if he's tipped the $50 for every single Dongsucker v3 stream, but Phil has 51 uploads on his channel of the game (52 counting today). Assuming he HAS tipped $50 every stream of this game, Cuckstryarchy has given Phil $2,600.00 over the course of this playthrough.

You need to remember that there's typically 2-3 parts for a night stream and 3-4 parts for a day stream, which means there's not 51 individual streams there (because Phil's dumb). That said, I just jumped the playlist through looking for Pastryarchy as biggest tipper to get an idea of money spent. Dude's spent (if I didn't miss any) $958 in tips just on the Danganronpa stream going back to March 16th. All but two of the tips were $50 (the two exceptions were $58 and $100 on the 1st stream of it). I didn't count it, but Pastryarchy didn't tip on maybe 2-3 streams of Danganronpa v3. Add the $50 tonight, and he has spent $1008 just for this game--around $250 a month.

That is NUTS.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Wooo boyy. A lot of hateful slurs. The super hateful insults thrown Phil's way? Saying he makes 6 figures.

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The continued irony of Phil calling people pussies or children after banning/blocking/muting them so they can't talk back will never cease to amaze.

 

[Gramh]

We're seeing a man nearing breakdown with severe gacha game spending addiction. Phil's begging has been special over the past week. Give me rainbows, but I really think we're near something big happening. If only paypigs would back off for a week or so and pour the pressure on. They could get Phil to do anything possibly, but they're focused on sticking it to the detractors or whatever nonsense.

The thing is, even if the paypigs can rally for their lord this month, he's gonna be right back in it next month. It's just a ticking time bomb and there are only so many games that can get sent to banworld before he gets pressured into Divinity 2 harder and harder.

 

[Agent Proper]

 

[tzgnilki]

Bro somebody please clip this.

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the irony of dave telling someone they can't change the criteria after a verbal agreement

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Bro somebody please clip this.

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Definitely sounds like a guy who “didn’t expect the guy to pay up”

also these are the worst excuses ever, he makes moving a fucking camera sound like this extensive Herculean task, and he also has shit all over the floor? Like Wut…he’s got too much shit on the floor to move his camera, but not so much that prevent the push ups? Fuck off Phil

 

[BlackDragoons]

This highlights the biggest detractor to Phil's streams.

Phil himself. Holy shit i have never seen a man burn his business down in the process of thinking he was actually making money when in reality hes in a sinking ship and he sold his lifeboats for gambling purposes.

 

[Ikonick]

Definitely my favorite episode this season. Usually the later seasons are the worst but this one seems to have good episodes sprinkles in. Big ups to the writers.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

You need to remember that there's typically 2-3 parts for a night stream and 3-4 parts for a day stream, which means there's not 51 individual streams there (because Phil's dumb). That said, I just jumped the playlist through looking for Pastryarchy as biggest tipper to get an idea of money spent. Dude's spent (if I didn't miss any) $958 in tips just on the Danganronpa stream going back to March 16th. All but two of the tips were $50 (the two exceptions were $58 and $100 on the 1st stream of it). I didn't count it, but Pastryarchy didn't tip on maybe 2-3 streams of Danganronpa v3. Add the $50 tonight, and he has spent $1008 just for this game--around $250 a month.

That is NUTS.

Thanks for correcting me on this, I didn't take into account Phil's autistic system of chopping shit up throughout each stream, I edited my post to point people to the correct info.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

On the off chance Phil comes by in a drunken rage, may I just point out...
Maybe your "average" viewers would be more inclined to tip you if it weren't for all that dishonest bullshit you pull with your whales where they wait until the last 10 minutes of the stream to tip the remainder of the Goal? Ever since the Vest Streak there's been a paypig or two who would let everyone else throw in their money before swooping in to be the big hero. Have you considered that the Fifty Bit Bitches are sick of this bullshit, realized that they can just let the whales throw away everything, and not waste theirs?
And now that apparently every donation below like $20 is a "pittance", there is literally no reason to tip, at least not before waiting for the whales to show up. He made this environment and now he's kicking and screaming while lying in it.

 

[TJGamebox]

WHAT A PITTANCE!

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[Agent Proper]

So he lied about it. Well, the usual, then.

Let me expand a bit about what LSB is saying, when you end your streams on YouTube you get a stats box that includes stream revenue from superchats and stickers.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The continued irony of Phil calling people pussies or children after banning/blocking/muting them so they can't talk back will never cease to amaze.

The thing is, we all know what would happen if Phil couldn't block/ban/mute them in game or IRL, which is even more pathetic.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This Danganronpa playthrough is fucking legendary, and I never would have guessed that from such an easy narrative game. First TIHYDP I'm looking forward to in a long time.

The thing is, we all know what would happen if Phil couldn't block/ban/mute them in game or IRL, which is even more pathetic.

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[Piece of Peace]

Let me expand a bit about what LSB is saying, when you end your streams on YouTube you get a stats box that includes stream revenue from superchats and stickers.

His stream was still running when he read that out though, is there some kind of running total he's able to follow?

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

"There's no way I can do a three hour stream of this and make 17 dollars. I can't do it."
But he made 67 dollars? Did Pastryarchy say he couldn't make the next stream? Or is Phil not counting Pastryarchy's 50 dollars anymore because they're expected? He doesn't even see his paypigs as people, just wallets.
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[arrivefriday]

"There's no way I can do a three hour stream of this and make 17 dollars. I can't do it."
But he made 67 dollars? Did Pastryarchy say he couldn't make the next stream? Or is Phil not counting Pastryarchy's 50 dollars anymore because they're expected? He doesn't even see his paypigs as people, just wallets.
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Did you hear what he said? I don't know if I got it 100% right but it was something along the lines of "I have to do what I have to do to do what I need to do in order to pay my bills". Who talks like this?

Also, that pushup segment was fucking hilarious, what an absolute fucking retard, I can't believe this guy

 

[Agent Proper]

His stream was still running when he read that out though, is there some kind of running total he's able to follow?

I think he can see it on his StreamLabs Dashboard but, I'll have to check in on that, I never check those analytics.

 

[gaarashatan]

Bro somebody please clip this.

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Holy shit this is the funniest troll tip ever. Well worth 2 bucks. Dudes such a liar he's literally trying to sell ppl he did 25 pushups. The guy who gets winded walking. The guy who will get blood clots if he sits down too long. Give it a rest Phil can't believe a 40 year old ADULT lol, is trying so desperately to sell this shit. Fucking hilarious

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Clip of Phil faking the 25 push-ups for those who haven't seen it