DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tomstone]

It's absolutely an Xbox, this is like the time he flew Kat in all over again.

Regarding his totally legit push ups:
According to this table of how many push ups a man can do before being exhausted, Phil is above average! I don't know about you all but I certainly believe that a man who sits infront of his TV 18 hours/day is above average fitness.

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it would put him in the excellent bracket because of how easy and fast it was for him to do 25 without even breaking a sweat

edit: and we all know in reality he would be in the very poor - poor bracket. dont even think he can do 5

 

[Melfice]

I wonder if any Paypigs would ditch Phil if it is an Xbox. Nothing else makes sense and it would be a blatant scam from his most recent excuses to beg from. "Umm.. guys. I bought an Xbox <snort> but now I cant pay my mortgage. Umm... Step it up! or else I cannot afford the gold flakes for Jasper's kitty litterbox "

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Lmao i really hope its an xbox, it would make the fundraising scam a whole. You need to be an absolute retard and most likely be hospitalized if you would think he didnt bought it for himself after getting 1000dollars and its just a fan dono.

If it is an Xbox, he will claim someone got it for him and that someome wishes to remain anonymous, or claim OIC got it because OIC will agree with the lie just to make people here upset. Phil is stupid, but I refuse to believe he is stupid enough to say he himself got it after a fundraiser. If however he does claim "I got it cheap" I can guarantee you there will be an article written about his scam fundraiser, as was his last one where he claimed he wouldn't get paid by Twitch.

Do bare in mind we're talking about Phil, so it could be a new stream layout, green screen, or simply some poster on a wall. He does his best when he is low on funds, so if this continues we're in for a ride.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I am losing my goddamn mind right now. Editing a vid and noticed DSP ACCIDENTLY RECORDED AND KEPT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAK WHERE HE JUST PLAYS MUSIC. HE SAW THAT THERE WERE 20 MINUTES OF MUSIC, HE CLEARLY SAW THE PRESTREAM GOT CONTENT ID MATCHED IF HE'S NOT LYING, AND DECIDED TO UPLOAD IT ANYWAY??? WHAT KIND OF QUALITY CONTROL IS THIS?

The same quality control that has him "doing whatever", which includes failing to properly optimize it for YouTube. Again, Phil wonders why the algorithm isn't working.

 

[Sender]

If Phil ordered it on Saturday, being all stuffed from Indian cuisine after te stream, and he expects it today, did he pay extra for fast shipping? I don't know how shipping works in the USA, but for us here on Sunday you'd have to pay extra, I presume. Normal stores here don't work on Sunday. Or perhaps, given how excited he is, he ordered it before the marathon. Would make sense given how stupid he is.

 

[tzgnilki]

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If it's a "behind da scenes" Xbox SeX khantribution I'm gonna lose my shit

I wanna see a new chair and then spend half the day looking for it on amazon so we can figure out what it cost lol

edit: xbox still on the amazon wishlist for what it's worth, but idk what his track record is with removing things after they've been purchased

 

[Pargon]

If Phil ordered it on Saturday, being all stuffed from Indian cuisine after te stream, and he expects it today, did he pay extra for fast shipping? I don't know how shipping works in the USA, but for us here on Sunday you'd have to pay extra, I presume. Normal stores here don't work on Sunday. Or perhaps, given how excited he is, he ordered it before the marathon. Would make sense given how stupid he is.

Ordered early enough on Saturday, it would arrive today with Amazon Prime, which he most assuredly is subscribed to.

If it is a new Xbox then it’s likely the whole marathon was an act to get it. Not the money, I mean; it’s very possible he had the funds or got them early enough in the day to order it. I mean throwing the fundraiser itself; he could claim that he didn’t meet the goal because a fan decided to send him the console instead. The money would’ve been just a bonus.

 

[YokuNama]

For an overweight person, with non-existent triceps muscles, a full push up is an advanced exercise. As was pointed out, a full push up involves pushing about 65% of your body up. And in Phil's case that's likely 65% of 240+ pounds. I'm out of shape and really struggle with them, to the point where I can injure myself if I don't take it slow. But I can row for an hour straight with a consistent stroke rate and split (granted, it's nowhere near record times). The only thing Phil did was sway to the left and to the right 25 times off camera.

It's absolutely an Xbox, this is like the time he flew Kat in all over again.

Regarding his totally legit push ups:
According to this table of how many push ups a man can do before being exhausted, Phil is above average! I don't know about you all but I certainly believe that a man who sits infront of his TV 18 hours/day is above average fitness.

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As someone who played sports in high school and then didn't touch a weight or did one workout until 10 years later and had to work myself up to do 25 pushups for the WHOLE DAY at 215 lbs at the time. I know for a fact he didn't do a single pushup, let alone 25.

I'm not even going to speculate on that too much because I know he's lying from personal experience.

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If it's a "behind da scenes" Xbox SeX khantribution I'm gonna lose my shit

If its an Xbox imma say I called it and then add that to one of his biggest scams of his career. Right after a fundraiser to pay your basic bills, don't hit it and still call it a "success" while increasing the tips goal only to pull out an Xbox days later is pretty scummy no matter if it was donated or bought himself. Either way he could sell that thing (because most the games he saw at the press conference aren't coming out until next year anyways), put the money towards his bills, wait a few months until he gets back into a position to buy it. But this is fantasy talk in DSPLand..

Outside that, my guess is he finally put up the green screen or he figured out how to use that streambox thing. This could get all the way autistic and we'll see Kat tomorrow.

Who knows. "That's how life works". Oh wait... thats not how life works, that's how wishy-washy people like DSP work because he's perpetually plotting a scam to make himself more money as long as it requires minimal effort. Too much effort? Prepare for this tweet to get retconned like the late night "pa" tweet he said was a surprise so many years back:

 

[Sender]

Ordered early enough on Saturday, it would arrive today with Amazon Prime, which he most assuredly is subscribed to.

Well, it's Phil. I'd say chances are 100% he did just that before he started the marathon.

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If it is a new Xbox then it’s likely the whole marathon was an act to get it. Not the money, I mean; it’s very possible he had the funds or got them early enough in the day to order it. I mean throwing the fundraiser itself; he could claim that he didn’t meet the goal because a fan decided to send him the console instead. The money would’ve been just a bonus.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I really hope it's an Xbox. His pigs are retarded, but each time he pulls a scam like this there's inevitably one or two that finally break out of pignosis and realize where their hundreds/thousands of dollars are going. Can't wait.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I really hope it's an Xbox. His pigs are retarded, but each time he pulls a scam like this there's inevitably one or two that finally break out of pignosis and realize where their hundreds/thousands of dollars are going. Can't wait.

I agree, it happened with the "secret" wedding trip, it happened with the $2,000 cat reveal and it will probably happen again soon if this debacle ends up being true.

The exact number of little piggies and that break the pignosis are probably a little hard to track, but you can probably correlate the number of viewers and unique individual donations to the people who have been weeded out of his community because they've finally realised with their own eyes that he really is 100% disingenuous and selfish without dah trolls calling him out.

 

[UsedUp]

Flight Sim release date July 27, 2021. DSP is known for not being a tactful person. I fully expect detractors and kiwi farms to get another shout out today as he again calls us conspiracy theorist when he announces the new xbox.

 

[Salubrious]

Where would DSP even get an Xbox from? A reseller?

If DSP spent $500 to get an XBox from a reseller in order to just play Flight Simulator (for now), I think that would produce the greatest ranting ever because everybody except his mods will call bullshit. How the fuck can you continue to cry poor after that? I mean, I know HOW DSP will do it (it's an adult business expense you no-brained idiots), but even then...

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

For you poor souls that missed that legendary dangonrompa stream yesterday, I made a Bacon Sweats-like video for yall cause im unoriginal as fuck

Excellent job, dude. You are doing the Lord’s work.

Regarding the ”is it or isn’t it?” with DSP’s surprise, would he actively try to troll us in order to one-up the detractors? It’d be a risk of pissing off his supporters, but then again, they’re all yogurt-brained anyway, so it might not backfire if that’s indeed what he’s doing.

Or he got another cat.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Where would DSP even get an Xbox from? A reseller?

If DSP spent $500 to get an XBox from a reseller in order to just play Flight Simulator (for now), I think that would produce the greatest ranting ever because everybody except his mods will call bullshit. How the fuck can you continue to cry poor after that? I mean, I know HOW DSP will do it (it's an adult business expense you no-brained idiots), but even then...

I can already see a ton of them calling him out as soon as he says what the surprise is, pressing X to doubt shit, and laughing at him in the chat knowing he's full of it.

But yet they would mostly let it slide, because as you've said the mods will go on a suppression spree, don't wanna go against the hive mind and accept anything Phil says and does and don't question any of his decisions affecting his "business" in anyway shape or form, otherwise you'll be labelled as a conspiracy theorist nutjob stirring the drahma pot.

 

[Pargon]

Flight Sim release date July 27, 2021. DSP is known for not being a tactful person. I fully expect detractors and kiwi farms to get another shout out today as he again calls us conspiracy theorist when he announces the new xbox.

The Kiwi Farms is batting 1.000 on calling his shitty selfish reveals, if I’m not mistaken. I put my trust in the Autistic Consensus.

 

[TheTractor]

It's probably a brand new 50 cents twisty for jasper knowing dsp.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Excellent job, dude. You are doing the Lord’s work.

Regarding the ”is it or isn’t it?” With DSP’s surprise, would he actively try to troll us in order to one-up the detractors? It’d be a risk of pissing off his supporters, but then again, they’re all yogurt-brained anyway, so it might not backfire if that’s indeed what he’s doing.

Or he got another cat.

To be fair mate if Jasper didn't piss them off, nothing will. Imagine nearly crying on stream about wanting a cat but not being able to afford it, only to later come out with a fundraiser with "great news" if the goal is hit. The good news was he already owned a cat and for nearly a year.

His fans are out of this world exceptional.

 

[Pargon]

To be fair mate if Jasper didn't piss them off, nothing will. Imagine nearly crying on stream about wanting a cat but not being able to afford it, only to later come out with a fundraiser with "great news" if the goal is hit. The good news was he already owned a cat and for nearly a year.

His fans are out of this world exceptional.

Or how about crying poor about seeing your dying parents only to pull back the curtain and shock the world with a surprise wedding?

Or the Switch he was donated? Or the 4K TV? Or the PS4 Pro? The man hasn’t bought a console in several years to hear him tell it, except for the PS5, which I think even his dumb ass was smart enough to realize they were in such low supply at launch that he couldn’t get away with the donation lie for that one, so instead he just banked on hype covering his ass.

Or Project 7. Or the Patreon HD camera scam. Any one of these should’ve been a wake up call for any adult of average intelligence, which leads me therefore to claim the following with utmost confidence: Phil’s genuine contributors are, to a man, retarded children.

Case closed, bar open.

 

[JamFlowMan]

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Man this has the potential to be hilarious. If it's an Xbox so many people are going to be salty as fuck. Actually they'll probably be pissed no matter what it is. He'd be such a smug prick as he unboxes it too. Only problem is this rides on Phil and it isn't out of the question for him to pull some shitty swerve to drum up some cash.

Phil if you read here please make people pay $200 to reveal a new Xbox.