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It would take too much effort for me but I would love to see someone track his WWE Champions activity during this stuff. I feel like he spends a bunch of money on the game and then wakes up from a haze for a while realize he doesn’t have enough money for bills and freaks the fuck out. Then once he pays all the bills and he has a little money again he jumps right back into the sweaty men.
 
If it's an Xbox it will be an S. Makes no difference to him, he plays and streams in 1080.


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(bleh, rushing through lunch).

But there's no point in him getting an X. He plays and streams in 1080. May as well get an S. But if he's getting it for Fligth Sim he's in for a hell of a shock. If people don't turn up to Dangwhateverthatweebshitiscalled or MLB because they're boring... we need some suicide alerts going out. You spend literally hours in the air doing nothing. Literally nothing. it's not a game, it's a simulator. He's going to be staring at a static chat window complaining no one is talking about the game (which isn't a game).

I'm getting on the green screen bandwagon. He already has one so it's no cost. Maybe a new laptop was donated to him? An Xbox seems too obvious a scam.
C'mon this is DSP we're talkin' bout here. The Series S is the poor man's xbox and for schlubs...Dave ain't poor or a schlub okay??? He's been using flight simulator for awhile to justify the xbox for them Day 1 views. If Dave gets an Xbox it'll be a series X because Dave only likes the finer things in life.
 
It would take too much effort for me but I would love to see someone track his WWE Champions activity during this stuff. I feel like he spends a bunch of money on the game and then wakes up from a haze for a while realize he doesn’t have enough money for bills and freaks the fuck out. Then once he pays all the bills and he has a little money again he jumps right back into the sweaty men.
TJGamebox does as he plays it as well. He posts his findings in the champions thread.
 
I suggest people to curb their expectations because this is Phil we're talking about. Logic doesn't apply to his life. The surprise could be anything. It could be an inane $200 tips goal. This guy will hype up everything.
Agreed. People assume too much of Phil. It’s Phil Burnell, the man will hype up a one dollar increase in the tips goal and says it’s “for the stream.” Remember the Jasper reveal? Phbbbt a big nothing burger.

My guess it’s something inane like “so guys I was going through some of the bahxes from when I moved and found my old darksydephil cafepress shirt! If we hit 200 dahllars I will put it on!” or “I’ll put the sonic hat on for 200 dollars.” Speaking of 200 dollars do you think he will make a paywall for this surprise like he did with Jasper?
 
It's not a cat because he's not asking for 2k to reveal it, it has nothing to do with his alleged waife because she got triggered by chat and wants nothing to do with his stream, it's not a surprise game either because it wouldn't be announced as a surprise, it would be put in the autistic schedule a week ahead of time.
It's gotta be an xbox. Either an xbox or another devouring with the piggy surprise episode. One of the two would be my guess.
 
DSP earns $900 on a stream and pays a scammer $900 for an Xbox. Are we sure DSP is not just Wings in disguise or perhaps a twin?
I hate to give Wings credit but Dave is twice as shitty as him plus Dave is a Pussy. Wings atleast entered troll discords to talk which it more than I can say about Dave. Not saying Wings is a good guy but rather a more decent human than DSP. I think Wings has a better chance of working or socializing outside his modular home too. Plus, Wings is good at the games he plays. Always wondered why Wings has worse trolls than Dave too? People really screw with jordie. His tantrums suck as much as DSP's Though.
 
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On the off chance that it’s not a Series X ‘generously donated by an anonymous viewer’, I’m thinking it’s just another vest or cowboy hat.
I genuinely don't know how I'll survive the laughing fit that would follow if it's another vest :story: if he got an xbox, then the paypigs can atleast look forward to the trainwreck that's gonna be flight sim, but another vest?
 
I hate to give Wings credit but Dave is twice as shitty as him plus Dave is a Pussy. Wings atleast entered troll discords to talk which it more than I can saw about Dave. Not saying Wings is a good guy but rather a more decent human than DSP. I think Wings has a better chance of working or socializing outside his modular home too. Plus, Wings is good at the games he plays. Always wondered why Wings has worse trolls than Dave too? People really screw with jordie. His tantrums suck as much as DSP's Though.
It's cause Wings reacts. I'm not sure which is a worse person, but getting satisfaction out of trolling Dave can be hard when he lives in the People's Republic of Dave where all dissent and information counter to his narrative is suppressed. He doesn't read messages he doesn't like, he doesn't really interact with fans outside of them giving him money and telling him how to play the game, and he never goes outside.

Dave doesn't have "LOOK HERE, LISTEN" moments like Wings, and really Wings doesn't either these days from what I've seen now that he's on meds.
 
It's cause Wings reacts. I'm not sure which is a worse person, but getting satisfaction out of trolling Dave can be hard when he lives in the People's Republic of Dave where are dissent and information counter to his narrative is suppressed. He doesn't read messages he doesn't like, he doesn't really interact with fans outside of them giving him money and telling him how to play the game, and he never goes outside.

Dave doesn't have "LOOK HERE, LISTEN" moments like Wings, and really Wings doesn't either these days from what I've seen now that he's on meds.
I started watching some clips of Wings around the time he went on the lexapro. I saw him throwing controllers and tantrums more in the earlier clips. Yeah Jordie reads nearly every message and has a ton of one liners. Wings isn't a hermit either and can see why people troll him.
 
I wonder how he could not play alone unsupervised when he was a kid. The He-Man play set in parents attic, could he have gotten himself hurt playing alone once and his parents had to watch him? I get it if you are very young but like by age seven you should be able to play alone without supervision.
 
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A video from Hate Army Watch totally pulls Phil's bullshit about being unable to move the camera to show him doing pushups. Heres the link to his video but I wanted to clip it myself:


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Moves it down for a cat. Can't move it down to show proof of him whoring himself out for $200.

I wonder what 2011 Phil would say about 2021 Phil....
Excuse my lateness but nothing I could do, but all this Xbox talk reminds me of the PS5 unboxing video where he actually did turn his camera 180 degrees to show him hooking it up onto the Dusty Hoarding Gaming Center he calls a set-up. So first of all, he can move the camera that easily(he did do this live). Second, he would possibly be doing push-ups right in front of that mess of a floor.

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Couldn't find this on his channel so I stole it from LSB's stream.
That was probably the most pathetic lie he has gone with. I was surprised he went as far as he did because it came off as the most half-ass joking lie I've heard and really tried to keep going with it. No fuckin' way he can pull out 25 push-ups like that.
 
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The "best" part about the Jasper reveal was that DSP constantly needs to flex on people and tell them how much smarter he is, so when people actually guessed a cat, he told them wrong because they guessed a NEW cat and it was an OLD cat. He had to play a semantics game to lord over his chat.

Also, never forget:

 
If it's an Xbox it will be an S. Makes no difference to him, he plays and streams in 1080.
Lol I like how you use logic and think like a reasonable person when it comes to DSP getting an Xbox, because I promise you DSP won't. All DSP will see is "series x is better" and BAM, he'll get himself a series X.
 
So a follow up to whether or not its and Xbox, what are the odds he'll fuck it up somehow and what? I'm going with the usual controller problem either drift or frequent disconnect.
My money is on completely outside context: Phil gets the XBox, that afternoon rolling brown-outs hit the west coast for at least the rest of the week.
 
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