DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Given Phail's penchant for utter hypocrisy, it's a new Switch.

 

[Sender]

So a follow up to whether or not its and Xbox, what are the odds he'll fuck it up somehow and what? I'm going with the usual controller problem either drift or frequent disconnect.

I was thinking about that and his fans in Europe, what if they sent him one from there and he can't plug it into the power socket? He'd have to be angry with his loyal paypig and chide it.

 

[DZoomer]

The thing I'm most enjoying about Phil's recent antics is that there's literally no reasonable way anyone can spin what's happening in a way that makes Phil look good.

One of these things has to be true:

1. Phil is lying about needing money to pay his mortgage and is scamming his piglets.
2. Phil is saying the truth, he has made thousands of dollars in the past few weeks and has blown it all away before securing funds for his most important expense, his mortgage.

And both suck for Phil. He is either a scammer, or a manchild who never saves up his money.

And to be honest, I don't know which one is more likely than the other.

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

But if he's getting it for Fligth Sim he's in for a hell of a shock. If people don't turn up to Dangwhateverthatweebshitiscalled or MLB because they're boring... we need some suicide alerts going out. You spend literally hours in the air doing nothing. Literally nothing. it's not a game, it's a simulator. He's going to be staring at a static chat window complaining no one is talking about the game (which isn't a game).

You don't seem to understand how Phil's mind works. The game is perfect for him. His entire stream can simply be one long "prestream", with the flight simulator running in the background. He can do the things he loves most: rant, lie, talk out of his ass, dunk on his viewers, berate them, lie some more and be a negative sack of worthless shit without having to do anything else. Nothing else matters besides the fact that he will have to put even less effort into his streams. Who gives a fuck if everyone knows his audience won't like it? He could always try to pressure/guilt trip them into donating. And if it doesn't work out? Who cares, it was all donated by fans.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I don't know why but reading this push-up thing, which either I tuned out the background noise of his restream or just wasn't watching, it blows my mind how much of a liar he is. This is the level of a toddler who lies about washing their hands after using the bathroom or eating a cookie on the sneak while having crumbs everywhere.

It's like he's mentally regressing between the tantrums, the very child like over reacting to eating, the lying, the story telling, the attention span..

Anywho I'll be shocked if it isn't an Xbox he's said a few times for his next event maybe some gamepass games which he would only play XGP is he has a Xbox S|X, like I said, he lies like a toddler.

 

[Jasper2K]

With all this negativity going around about a xbox series x. What if he pulls an absolute curve pull and it's a new green screen? Wouldn't that be something?. Or what if he waddles on camera and says look guys I got a new laptop nyuhuh tsss. Pretty cool right?

 

[Balr0g]

Phil's big surpise:

1. I would guess the new X Box since he has begged so much for it.
2. Twitch has apologized "behind the scenes" and offered to reinstate the parntership. It just takes time so that's why he said "Maybe, maybe not"
3. He has finally figured out Multistreams and will now stream on Youtube and Twitch to get his paypigs back

 

[gh0stzero]

If it's an Xbox it will be an S. Makes no difference to him, he plays and streams in 1080.


Amazon US have 2 in stock with a bundle: https://www.amazon.com/Xbox-One-1TB-Console-Fallout-Bundle/dp/B07GQ8M9M5/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=xbox+x&qid=1626094222&sr=8-2
(bleh, rushing through lunch).

But there's no point in him getting an X. He plays and streams in 1080. May as well get an S. But if he's getting it for Fligth Sim he's in for a hell of a shock. If people don't turn up to Dangwhateverthatweebshitiscalled or MLB because they're boring... we need some suicide alerts going out. You spend literally hours in the air doing nothing. Literally nothing. it's not a game, it's a simulator. He's going to be staring at a static chat window complaining no one is talking about the game (which isn't a game).

I'm getting on the green screen bandwagon. He already has one so it's no cost. Maybe a new laptop was donated to him? An Xbox seems too obvious a scam.

I played a lot of FSX, the only somewhat entertaining way I can think of presenting it to a viewing audience is if:

• You play online with other players, real people behind the planes and air traffic control. Some flight servers are really heavily moderated ruling with an iron fist if you taxi to the run way without your taxi lights on you risk being banned from some (some of them are real puzzle pieces)
• Are reasonably knowledgeable about air law
• Probably playing with random failures enabled cuz engine one and three failing during take off and doing a successful landing after can be fun
• Making it more challenging (think Dark Souls of simulator games dood) by doing night flights, ILS landings, using real world flight chart data in game.

Phils none of those things so he might just fly the cessna around seattle and connecticut commenting on how real /fake it is inbetween dead air.

 

[YokuNama]

Also, never forget:

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And TopTierBrian hasn't been seen or mentioned by Phil since.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I think it's an Xbox. He's been 'hinting' that he wants one hoping a paypig will step up.

I think last Saturday, Dave, high on money and Indian pig slop, ordered one from Amazon and will likely lie and say it's a 'behind the scenes' donation from an anonymous fan, y'know, the 'silent majority' who love him so much.

As for him playing Flight Simulator, I think maybe he'll try making it the new 'chill, interactive' game that he plays during night streams, like Minecraft was.

I'll even go one step further and say he'll create a 'special' reward for hitting a tips goal during that stream. Instead of wearing a gay cowboy hat, he'll wear an airline pilot's hat or something like that.

You know this machoor adult loves playing dress up and gimmicks.

 

[Coke Zero]

The thing I'm most enjoying about Phil's recent antics is that there's literally no reasonable way anyone can spin what's happening in a way that makes Phil look good.

One of these things have to be true:

1. Phil is lying about needing money to pay his mortgage and scamming his piglets.
2. Phil is saying the truth, he has made thousands of dollars in the past few weeks and has blown it all away before securing funds for his most important expense, his mortgage.

And both suck for Phil. He is either a scammer, or a manchild who never saves up his money.

And to be honest, I don't know which one is more likely than the other.

Yeah nothing about his recent begging behavior makes any sense. Within the span of what feels like just a couple weeks, he reduced his tips goal down to $100 per stream and claimed he didn't need to ask for tips ever again, raised it to $150 and then back to $200, while begging for tips every 10-15 minutes all stream long. How did he go from thinking $100 per stream would be enough to suddenly needing emergency fundraisers and raising the tips goal twice?

All of this while he has been pulling in more tips than ever before according to his tips goals. Where is all this money going?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

As for him playing Flight Simulator, I think maybe he'll try making it the new 'chill, interactive' game that he plays during night streams, like Minecraft was.

We saw the spark of this delusion during E3. You know how you get surprised by how unsurprising DSP logic is? In a DSP-centric universe, sure, whatever. But who was asking for this? Why did Phil think any other human being would want to watch him play Flight Simulator? Who is this product for? Most chill streams are semi-targeted at certain whales. Isn't a flight sim going to use a specialized controller and require arcane FAQs and tutorials that might not cater to whatever gaming fetish his paypigs are into? If they exist at all.

Unless there's a Papavera behind the scenes, this seems like another waste of a bunch of other retarr's money, only one that's going to end with Phil realizing his big brained game idea failed on its own merit.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I hate to give Wings credit but Dave is twice as shitty as him plus Dave is a Pussy. Wings atleast entered troll discords to talk which it more than I can say about Dave. Not saying Wings is a good guy but rather a more decent human than DSP. I think Wings has a better chance of working or socializing outside his modular home too. Plus, Wings is good at the games he plays. Always wondered why Wings has worse trolls than Dave too? People really screw with jordie. His tantrums suck as much as DSP's Though.

Wings drove to a parking lot to buy a PS5 from someone he knew probably didn't exist and was trolling him. He didn't get that PS5. He got some respect from me though, takes balls to put yourself in a sitation with the low level scum that troll him.

 

[Mr. Brown]

It won't be an xbox, I just can't see it.

I think he's spent $15 on a new scam from Amazon. For $200 he will wear something new that's extremely retarded.

Glasses = $50
Vest = $100
Hat = $150

We're going to have a new thing aren't we. For $200 he will wear gloves or some shit.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

In fact you bought a fucking wagon so you wouldn't have to carry the groceries between your car and kitchen or you make your potato wife carry them.

Holy shit is this true? lmao

 

[Coke Zero]

We saw the spark of this delusion during E3. You know how you get surprised by how unsurprising DSP logic is? In a DSP-centric universe, sure, whatever. But who was asking for this? Why did Phil think any other human being would want to watch him play Flight Simulator? Who is this product for? Most chill streams are semi-targeted at certain whales. Isn't a flight sim going to use a specialized controller and require arcane FAQs and tutorials that might not cater to whatever gaming fetish his paypigs are into? If they exist at all.

Unless there's a Papavera behind the scenes, this seems like another waste of a bunch of other retarr's money, only one that's going to end with Phil realizing his big brained game idea failed on its own merit.

I've never played a flight simulator game before so I dont really know a lot about it but it sounds like a game where you create your own fun with your imagination/curiosity, kind of like minecraft in a way. I dont see how dsp could pull off more than an hour of this and not bore himself and his audience to death. At least with minecraft his fans could tell him what to build or what materials to gather while he aimlessly plays a game he doesn't care about and doesn't possess the creativity to even entertain himself with.

It does have the potential for phil to pigsplain aviation or engineering concepts though which would be hilarious so I guess that's something to look forward to.

 

[BepsiLight]

I've never played a flight simulator game before so I dont really know a lot about it but it sounds like a game where you create your own fun with your imagination/curiosity, kind of like minecraft in a way. I dont see how dsp could pull off more than an hour of this and not bore himself and his audience to death. At least with minecraft his fans could tell him what to build or what materials to gather while he aimlessly plays a game he doesn't care about and doesn't possess the creativity to even entertain himself with.

It does have the potential for phil to pigsplain aviation or engineering concepts though which would be hilarious so I guess that's something to look forward to.

After flying over your home and crashing planes into certain buildings inhabited by alphabet soup persons (in minecraft) it gets boring as fuck. After that making the fun is up to you by increasing the complexity of the simulation and taking harder, longer flights or actually putting effort to find oddities to explore like beautiful landscapes or the monoliths.
Of course Phil isn't gonna do this. I'm kinda hopping for whales to dox themselves and give him their addresses so he can fly by but I doubt this will happen.

 

[Melfice]

It won't be an xbox, I just can't see it.

I think he's spent $15 on a new scam from Amazon. For $200 he will wear something new that's extremely retarded.

Glasses = $50
Vest = $100
Hat = $150

We're going to have a new thing aren't we. For $200 he will wear gloves or some shit.

$200 for a double vest? Why not bring back that crap gimmick as well

 

[FamicomGorby]

It won't be an xbox, I just can't see it.

I think he's spent $15 on a new scam from Amazon. For $200 he will wear something new that's extremely retarded.

Glasses = $50
Vest = $100
Hat = $150

We're going to have a new thing aren't we. For $200 he will wear gloves or some shit.

Dave is gonna start vaping on stream, $200 and he'll blow some big ass clouds.

$200 for a double vest? Why not bring back that crap gimmick as well

He can't do that dood, he'll get heatstroke, ok?

 

[architects]

the push-ups bit was beautiful…it such an obvious and dingus lie that you just chuckle, shake your head and say “ok guy”.

The narrative for why “Feasting with the King” has low views was also fun. I always smile when he uses the phrases “tons of people…everyone loved it…lots of you guys were talking about it”. Guys got a couple dozen people talking to him and it equates to thousands…lol.