DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Bonus points if he plays the same game and does another Feasting with the King.

Fucking Christ, I can’t believe that’s what he’s calling it. I thought you fags were just mocking him.

I posted this already but we should refer to it the Feedbag on the Fag.

Fortunately most of the push up strength comes from the chest and not the arms so his flabby arms won't matter too much (unless he brings them in close together to work his triceps)

Unfortunately Phil's chest has B/C cup boobs attached to it so I doubt he can do 25 push ups.

That's like saying bridges don't need stanchions.

 

[Comma]

Oh, and of course someone bought him an Xbox Series X; only one of his heavily autistic fans would give him the one thing he doesn't need in the slightest at the moment, instead of cash.

 

[Coke Zero]

Just a couple more thoughts on the pushup thing... The counting was definitely not someone physically exerting their self in anyway. He didn't even try to make it sound like he was doing anything other than standing/sitting there counting.

Also his semantics about not having to do it on camera- in any kind of deal or transaction where money is exchanged, its really kind of implied that the person paying the money for something would be able to verify or receive proof that the other person followed through on their end.. why wouldn't they? Why was dsp's instinct to do these push-ups in secrecy? Its just looks really dishonest to agree to do something for money but then do it off camera where no one can see you. Obviously if the person was really going to pay to see you do push-ups, they wanted to see you actually do them. The whole joke was that everyone can look at dsp's physique and tell he couldn't pull off 25 push-ups- you didn't prove anything by going off camera to do them. If anything it further cements that you can't do push-ups.

 

[TJGamebox]

TJGamebox does as he plays it as well. He posts his findings in the champions thread.

i just wish he was ever in the top 100's ever again... sadly hes been... quiet...

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

Excuse the Power level but I'm pretty fit and play lots of contact sports. if I did 20 Pressups in a row I'd still be a bit red faced and a little out of breath.

Feels bad that Dave did 25 and didn't even break a sweat - I think I need to rethink my fitness regime.

ChadsydePhil the bodybuilder strikes again

I love the amount of disrespect he shows his viewers. Downright ignoring ThePastriarchy's 50 dollar tip completely.

Just goes to show that his paypigs' tips are expected, not appreciated. This little detail says a lot about the whole situation. I know right before this he says "Pastriarchy doing a 50 dollar tip and getting a few pittance dollar tips here and there", but by afterwards saying he made "17 dollars" just shows that the paypigs' tips are the baseline. They don't count. They're nothing special. God damn cucks

 

[The Black Prince]

Surprise has to be some someonr gifted him an Xbox. Only thing that makes sense.

just waiting for the 1.30 tip from Snowkarl asking Phil why he doesn’t sell his new Xbox to pay his mortgage with Phil saying it the dumbest idea ever since it was gifted to him.

 

[marlintan]

His salty rant about the "cocksuckers" who stole his footage and uploaded it before him was gold.

EDIT: Holy fuck, Phil. You did NOT do 25 pushups in that amount of time. We know your noodle arms couldn't possibly lift those mantits. You probably didn't even do ONE proper pushup, full 90-degree bend and all. And no, humping the floor doesn't count.

It's sad because on holiday visiting my brother, we played cornhole and the losing team had to do pushups corresponding to their age, and my old man pounded out 60 some in like 3 minutes, my ass took twice as long to do half as many, but, I was able to do it while smoking my pall mall hundred the whole time XD.

 

[TJGamebox]

im guessing XBOX or he reached 200 sub... i mean members

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Surprise has to be some someonr gifted him an Xbox. Only thing that makes sense.

just waiting for the 1.30 tip from Snowkarl asking Phil why he doesn’t sell his new Xbox to pay his mortgage with Phil saying it the dumbest idea ever since it was gifted to him.

Oh great here's another non streetsmart idiot morahn limpdick in the chat FUCK YOU....okay? no serious FUCK YOU haven't you heard about teaching a man to fish you stupid piece of shit? This X Bahx will make people come watch me so if I sell it like your dumbass claims then that's giving a man a fish. *snort*.

 

[Jasper2K]

Surprise has to be some someonr gifted him an Xbox. Only thing that makes sense.

just waiting for the 1.30 tip from Snowkarl asking Phil why he doesn’t sell his new Xbox to pay his mortgage with Phil saying it the dumbest idea ever since it was gifted to him.

going on about how much you really want a series x when you have a ps5 when your supposed to be in financial trouble isn't a good look. If it is a series x i'm looking forward to the mental gymnastics he's going to perform.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Oh, and of course someone bought him an Xbox Series X; only one of his heavily autistic fans would give him the one thing he doesn't need in the slightest at the moment, instead of cash.

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that his whales don't actually believe he's as poor as he says he is. It's just an excuse for why Phil never adds anything to his streams, does what people ask him for, or improves. The most loyal supporters don't care if Phil never changes anything, they're content to just throw him money and watch him lie to and embarrass people.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Either xbox that mysteriously was gifted a couple of days after the begathon.

or

OiC worked through the night on sockpuppet accounts and put Phil over the 200 subs needed for another phil eating fried shit event

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

Oh great here's another non streetsmart idiot in the chat FUCK YOU....okay? no serious FUCK YOU haven't you heard about teaching a man to fish you stupid piece of shit? This X Bahx will make people come watch me so if I sell it like your dumbass claims then that's giving a man a fish. *snort*.

Remember the 'rainy day fund' fiasco? Phil thinks the expression "give a man a fish" means literally giving him a fish, and fish isn't what he needs right now. Tips help him the most, not fish. And he works 33 hours a day, 9 days a week, 61 weeks per year, every year, He doesn't have time to learn to fucking fish. Get LIMB'd limp dick.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Didnt someone host a mirror stream of Philbert's where people could actually chat?

Just look up "DSP" while he's streaming. The detractor streams are always way ahead of his own in the search results.

 

[EAT TOMATO PASTE]

I love the amount of disrespect he shows his viewers. Downright ignoring ThePastriarchy's 50 dollar tip completely.

Just goes to show that his paypigs' tips are expected, not appreciated. This little detail says a lot about the whole situation. I know right before this he says "Pastriarchy doing a 50 dollar tip and getting a few pittance dollar tips here and there", but by afterwards saying he made "17 dollars" just shows that the paypigs' tips are the baseline. They don't count. They're nothing special. God damn cucks

damn i didnt see that part of the stream there. that is some next level shit

 

[MoonRocker]

Remember the last time DSP hyped up a big event for the streams? The huge POSITIVE reveal was just him switching his coom-stained couch with a shitty swivel chair he moved from his living room. Never underestimate this man’s laziness and inability to do anything creative/ worthwhile for his audience unless it benefits him in some manner.

I don’t believe it’s going to be an Xbox Series X… my PS5s all cost me over a $1,000 each and last I checked, scalpers are selling the Series X for the same price. It’s impossible to find one at the regular price unless you’re watching a Twitch channel that has a crawling bot check the inventory of a dozen websites (but then you’re competing with 2,000+ other people in trying to grab whatever becomes available). Scalping has been a huge issue with the new consoles and you have to pay a premium to get one of the new consoles right now (same bullshit with my 3090… cost me close to $3,000). There’s no way one of his autistic fans is going to donate something that’s in extremely short supply and high demand. The items he was previously gifted were not difficult to find, just expensive.

Also, lmao at that push-up “attempt.” There’s no way a man who hasn’t exercised in over 10 years can just bang out 25 push ups… unless he’s barely doing the full range motion and barely bending his arms, which indicates that’s what he might’ve done since he said “I shouldn’t have done them so fast” … if we were to believe he even attempted at doing them. This man complains about getting sweaty playing games, there’s no way he’d be bitching and complaining about breaking a sweat doing 30 seconds of exercise.

This is peak piggy content here: desperate, panicky, toxic, angry, bashful, and scared.

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EDIT: well, fuck me for once again underestimating Phil’s complete and total lack of self-awareness for revealing a console that’s impossible to buy unless you pay a scalper twice the retail price right after he held a begathon event to save the pigpen. Common sense and logic just don’t exist within the black hole that is the ‘Tism Vortex.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Remember the last time DSP hyped up a big event for the streams? It ended up being him switching his coom-stained couch with a shitty swivel chair he moved from his living room. Never underestimate this man’s laziness and inability to do anything creative/ worthwhile for his audience unless it benefits him in some manner.

I don’t believe it’s going to be an Xbox Series X… my PS5s all cost me over a $1,000 each and last I checked, scalpers are selling the Series X for the same price. It’s impossible to find one at the regular price unless you’re watching a Twitch channel that has a crawling bot check the inventory of a dozen websites (but then you’re competing with 2,000+ other people in trying to grab whatever becomes available). Scalping has been a huge issue with the new consoles and you have to pay a premium to get one of the new consoles right now (same bullshit with my 3090… cost me close to $3,000). There’s no way one of his autistic fans is going to donate something that’s in extremely short supply and high demand. The items he was previously gifted were not difficult to find, just expensive.

Also, lmao at that push-up “attempt.” There’s no way a man who hasn’t exercised in over 10 years can just bang out 25 push ups… unless he’s barely doing the full range motion and barely bending his arms, which indicates that’s what he might’ve done since he said “I shouldn’t have done them so fast” … if we were to believe he even attempted at doing them. This man complains about getting sweaty playing games, there’s no way he’d be bitching and complaining about breaking a sweat doing 30 seconds of exercise.

This is peak piggy content here: desperate, panicky, toxic, angry, bashful, and scared.

Series X’s are easy as fuck to get if you actually care enough to invest a day’s worth of attention to Twitter. But yes, that’s definitely more than Phil could handle, but his paypigs will do the legwork for him.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Shrodinger's Pushup

This is good because I think there was a moment or two after he sat back down after his performance where he was deciding whether to act like he was obviously joking or to pretend like he actually did them in earnest.

Anyway, he's clearly not in any kind of financial distress, or he would have just turned the camera around for a chance at $200 for 30 seconds of his time. He's such a dirtbag.

 

[The Black Prince]

going on about how much you really want a series x when you have a ps5 when your supposed to be in financial trouble isn't a good look. If it is a series x i'm looking forward to the mental gymnastics he's going to perform.

i think Phil is worried about lowering views and tips. In his mind, he will get new viewers and tips if he plays new games. Since Xbox has some exclusives coming out he is wanting it to play new releases.