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[Trigger Me Timbers]

HAH Isn't this the Actually Good animal sanctuary right near the tranch?

Yes, but granted their job is easy since they ent spent a penny on meat for the wolves since the tranch keeps brining them dead animals (i'm not joking).

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Earl, you know what to do.

Plan is a go

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

We have Daisy's Twitter Located thanks to Kevin's posting. The rare tran has been located!
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Tranny's day out for Penny's Pets! (Crossposted this)
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Meanwhile Penny has been doing some art's and crafts....
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Lookin great penny.... i think... Are those chicken nuggies?!?!? Absolutely autistic. Good job.
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Spoiler: Troon Food

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Not even chicken nuggets, nuggs get breaded. That looks like someone tried to cube some chicken breast with a spoon, and then boiled the result and tossed it in some sauce. Either that, or its prepackaged processed chicken, and they just heated it up. Also, what the hells with the Assembly line approach for a stir fry? What is so anal with the troons that they all insist on assembling their own precise ratios of food, and creating all this excess work where someone will inevitably be left with a misbalanced pile of leftovers cuz they got to the troon cafeteria line last.

But the part that I feel embodies their style of cooking the most? This shit right here.

This right here is a single use, disposable salt grinder. They have so many fucking people, and nobody thought to buy a real salt shaker or salt mill? Seriously? These things are a couple bucks a pop, and they're *tiny* and they're not reloadable. I'd bet good money that if they're using the salt ones, they're using the pepper ones too. This is quite possibly the most expensive way to season your food, and really only makes sense for some sort of camping go-kit that you need to assemble in an afternoon.

This is pure financial waste to save the time and effort of going to literally any home store or dollar store and buying a real mill for a few dollars. But remember, give them another 100k, and they'll spend it responsibly.

 

[Miss Misery]

Also, what the hells with the Assembly line approach for a stir fry?

Their pans aren't big enough and thus everything will steam and the veggies will overcook and the chicken won't get browned.

Of course, their retarded workaround gives them the same result. They need multiple, larger woks going at once, but they don't give a shit about food. As long as it fills their ever expanding bellies it's Good Enough.

Edit: OR they got frozen sub-PF Changs tier frozen chicken and microwaved it, and then stir fried everything else. In a pan that's too fucking small.

 

[mindlessobserver]

We had previously discussed how Denfurco got to the Tranch as the charity (and how it caused semi-based chimpouts.)

I looked in their history very briefly when it came to what was recommended for charities. These were on the official Twitter on the 8th. The Tranch is not mentioned here.

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So this means someone else likely contacted Denfur about the Tranch and its work... Suspects are AshCoyote, Kevin or one of our other Tranchers. I'm going to rule out Kevin because he would have blabbed about how HE suggested it etc. Etc. I also am skeptical about other tranchers as Bonnie and Penny are NOT furries. But Ash? Ash is their media manager and a giant fucking furry who made a winning documentary about furry shit this year. He also is making the tranchumentary and it would be a free shill for hyping more interest in the film....

....Which was then shilled in the announcement
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And if we look at the "honored guests" for the DenfurCo we have... Ash Coyote... Whose here for his other work. A double dipper
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Other leads: I am unsure who is organizing DenfurCo BUT the name of one of the writers of many of these articles on the site is "Sparx". I'm wondering if they're buddies or if he knows people who are organizers so he could wiggle the Tranch into DenFur

My Theory: Tranch Charity Shill Was An Inside Job

Name Change Project? This triggered my interests in law so I dug into it a little. Apparently there is an entire non-profit grift out there to help Trans people hire lawyers to act as legal agents for a fucking name change just so they don't have to go through the "trauma" of doing it themselves. Jfk.

If you do not have the mental fortitude to go to your local court house and pay whatever nominal fee they have to get a clerk to check your criminal record and a judge to spend 5 seconds signing the application because it's just so terrible for you to show a government ID with your dead name on it...you REALLY should not be transitioning in the first place. But good for scum sucking lawyers for finding another way to charge hundreds of dollars an hour doing easy work.

 

[Meiwaku]

Name Change Project? This triggered my interests in law so I dug into it a little. Apparently there is an entire non-profit grift out there to help Trans people hire lawyers to act as legal agents for a fucking name change just so they don't have to go through the "trauma" of doing it themselves. Jfk.

If you do not have the mental fortitude to go to your local court house and pay whatever nominal fee they have to get a clerk to check your criminal record and a judge to spend 5 seconds signing the application because it's just so terrible for you to show a government ID with your dead name on it...you REALLY should not be transitioning in the first place. But good for scum sucking lawyers for finding another way to charge hundreds of dollars an hour doing easy work.

As a legalist this also offends me. It sounds like a way for lawyers to get extra money which maybe these lawyers are the biggest Terves second only to GRS surgeons....

The thing is, judges don't even ask you WHY you are changing your name or for what reason do you need to. You just go in, pay, get out. You're not gonna be grilled on the stand even if you pick something retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

This fucking thread has turned into furfag central, I can barely stand reading the furfag threads in the furfag subforum, now we have it here too? KILL YOURSELF FURFAGS.

 

[Prolego]

120+ alpacas and they're shearing them now? Earl's gonna slaughter those alpacas come winter.

To be fair, there's not really a good time to shear if you live where they do. I'm sure they posted a photo showing snow in mid June. Remember that their growing season is only 60 days.

I'm not sure how Bonnie's go the balls to retweet this, but retweet it he did. Look out the window Phil, and see the difference.

Spoiler: Full Image

 

[Shaka Brah]

This fucking thread has turned into furfag central, I can barely stand reading the furfag threads in the furfag subforum, now we have it here too? KILL YOURSELF FURFAGS.

Unfortunately, Kevin Gibes is the Rat King of a furry clique and has been for years. It was only a matter of time.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Name Change Project? This triggered my interests in law so I dug into it a little. Apparently there is an entire non-profit grift out there to help Trans people hire lawyers to act as legal agents for a fucking name change just so they don't have to go through the "trauma" of doing it themselves. Jfk.

If you do not have the mental fortitude to go to your local court house and pay whatever nominal fee they have to get a clerk to check your criminal record and a judge to spend 5 seconds signing the application because it's just so terrible for you to show a government ID with your dead name on it...you REALLY should not be transitioning in the first place. But good for scum sucking lawyers for finding another way to charge hundreds of dollars an hour doing easy work.

You would be surprised as to how many people (including non-troons) are absolutely incapable of filling out even the simplest of forms, especially with court documents.

 

[Surfin Terf]

To be fair, there's not really a good time to shear if you live where they do. I'm sure they posted a photo showing snow in mid June. Remember that their growing season is only 60 days.

I'm not sure how Bonnie's go the balls to retweet this, but retweet it he did. Look out the window Phil, and see the difference.
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This is one of the saddest pairs of images I have ever seen

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Their pans aren't big enough and thus everything will steam and the veggies will overcook and the chicken won't get browned.

Of course, their retarded workaround gives them the same result. They need multiple, larger woks going at once, but they don't give a shit about food. As long as it fills their ever expanding bellies it's Good Enough.

Edit: OR they got frozen sub-PF Changs tier frozen chicken and microwaved it, and then stir fried everything else. In a pan that's too fucking small.

It also looks like they just got one type of vegetable. Stir fry works for a lot of people but it's a pain in the ass if you customize it to what each person wants. Most people are fine with just the normal vegetables. Just find 3-4 types of veggies that everyone likes and cook it all at once. Cook the meat first and make sure it's fully done before adding the vegetables to avoid food poisoning.

Also, adding salt to stir fry is fucking stupid. Soy sauce already has a ton of salt.

 

[Vesperus]

This fucking thread has turned into furfag central, I can barely stand reading the furfag threads in the furfag subforum, now we have it here too? KILL YOURSELF FURFAGS.

Maybe it's all a cunning plan to coax all the furries to the Tranch and shave their fursuits?

 

[TERF ISLAND]

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How on earth do you convert your land into an inhospitable moonscape in a year and go "This is fine, we're doing great!"

Oh wait, it tracks with everything else we know about troons. The inability to recognize reality combined with a self absorbed world view that makes it impossible for you to fuck up.

 

[Shaka Brah]

How on earth do you convert your land into an inhospitable moonscape in a year and go "This is fine, we're doing great!"

Oh wait, it tracks with everything else we know about troons. The inability to recognize reality combined with a self absorbed world view that makes it impossible for you to fuck up.

"How on earth do you convert your penis into an unmentionable stinkditch in a surgery and go 'This is fine, we're doing great!'"

It really is a trend.

 

[Meiwaku]

Im considering doing some art in honor of Den Fur since Penny and Bonnie don't have fursonas. If you have seen my art post of Kevin's fursona you know what's up and how everything I make is nightmare fuel.

Please explain why you think these animals fit them personally. Also note even if its "cute" i can make it terrifying.

I see Bonnie as some troll aka one who asks riddles so you can cross a bridge. Or a gorilla.

 

[Miss Misery]

Im considering doing some art in honor of Den Fur since Penny and Bonnie don't have fursonas. If you have seen my art post of Kevin's fursona you know what's up and how everything I make is nightmare fuel.

Please explain why you think these animals fit them personally. Also note even if its "cute" i can make it terrifying.

I see Bonnie as some troll aka one who asks riddles so you can cross a bridge. Or a gorilla.

Chupalpaca. Part chupacabra, part alpaca.

 

[Gone Ham]

Im considering doing some art in honor of Den Fur since Penny and Bonnie don't have fursonas. If you have seen my art post of Kevin's fursona you know what's up and how everything I make is nightmare fuel.

Please explain why you think these animals fit them personally. Also note even if its "cute" i can make it terrifying.

I see Bonnie as some troll aka one who asks riddles so you can cross a bridge. Or a gorilla.

I see Phil as a weasel for some reason. I guess cause he's lanky and stuff

 

[White Devil]

Im considering doing some art in honor of Den Fur since Penny and Bonnie don't have fursonas. If you have seen my art post of Kevin's fursona you know what's up and how everything I make is nightmare fuel.

Please explain why you think these animals fit them personally. Also note even if its "cute" i can make it terrifying.

I see Bonnie as some troll aka one who asks riddles so you can cross a bridge. Or a gorilla.

Phil can be a noose.

 

[Vesperus]

I see Bonnie as some troll aka one who asks riddles so you can cross a bridge. Or a gorilla.

Crossing a gorilla sounds like a bad idea.