US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I see what you did there and I don't like the mental images I'm getting right now.🤢
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I didn't mention anything about ram ranch.
 
All the more reason for society to destigmatize and re-embrace conventional religion again. People wouldn't be grappling with hard bouts of existential dread every Sunday morning if they made the bare-minimum effort to get up for church.

...Or you know, don't mix drinks and be surprised that it fucks you up and gives you a worse hangover the next morning. Some people are teenagers forever, jfc
I thought it was just some dumb name for people having a bit of insomnia in the face of the work week. I just power through with coffee and thinly vailed distain for the day like most adults, but I suppose the concept is difficult for Millennials.
 
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No shit, really? That Dems wouldn't try and do an end run around whatever limits the states borrowing capabilities? Try and stave off the day of reckoning for a few more years?
Idk. He sounds sheltered if he thinks America has the worst for humanity to offer since that shit can apply to other countries. Wonder why leftist are so scared to admit that every country are not without skeletons in their closets with their history and today
They don't know any better. They have never left the beaten trail and experienced anything that wasn't sterilized and preplanned.
Thanks Blitzer. This is the hardest hitting journalism you've done in your entire career.
 
Sadly, you didn't need to, since I've heard the song before, read the lyrics, and have seen the lyrics referenced here before. Kiwi Farms has not done good things to my poor brain.
CAPITAL RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE! 51 LEGISLATORS IN THE SHOWER AT CAPITAL RANCH!

No, I've not heard the song, but I've heard it referenced enough to make that joke. Kill me.
 
I'd love to see the Texas Rangers roll up in Black Ford Raptor trucks demanding the Capitol Police to release the senators into their care.
YO
69 TEXAS RANGERS
DEEP IN TEXAS
DEEP IN THE CAPITAL
LOOKIN FOR SENATORS WANTING TO BE SUCKED
59 SENATORS WAITING TO GET FUCKED
YO
SHAUN MENDES
AND ELON MUSK
NOW DEPUTIZED TEXAS RANGERS
PUTTING THE LAW IN EM DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP
 
Good to know you have no problem admitting you're spying in on your citizen's text messages. What was that Fourth Amendment again?
No, no, no. They are doing (again) the usual, outsourcing it to a private contractor. Way different. Ok, so not that different, but its the greatest and last truly American tradition, or least its the only one the liberals seem to think is good.
 
This a good thing or a bad thing? not sure im following.
I'm not an expert on the Texan constitution, but I believe that by doing this , state officials are legally obligated to attend. The ones that fled to DC will be breaking the law and they can send law enforcement (probably Texas Rangers or something) to retrieve them and haul them into the chamber in cuffs.
 
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