Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 314 4.1%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,265 95.9%

  • Total voters
    7,579
holy fucking almost 6 hours of autism batman. how do these clowns not have a moment of recollection around hour 4 going "maybe this isn't the best use of my time".
I think the response is "profit combined with minimum effort." Generating drama is an easy job. Cataloguing drama, even easier.
 
I think the response is "profit combined with minimum effort." Generating drama is an easy job. Cataloguing drama, even easier.
I'd be lying if I said I never clicked one of those gay youtube drama recap videos for background noise before. Not 6 hours but they do have their attraction if you recognize one of the names involved.
 
It’s pretty strange, though funny, that Keemstar seems to be more of an angel if compared to Ethan.
Keemstar owned up to the shit he said in the past and moved on. While I don't really give a shit that he said the n word like 10 years ago, I still think it's a solid move to just accept, apologize, and move on.

Keem has done boatloads of scummy shit in the past, handing out depo accusations, doxxing, etc. and thrives off of instigating drama among himself and other Youtubers. However, he never tried to bury this shit or play the good guy. Over the last 4 years or so he's definitely began taking himself less seriously and I'm sure he's enjoying the paychecks since his channel has been incredibly relevant for years now. In some weird way, I almost respect Keem for being an asshole. He doesn't try to sugarcoat or snake anything, he doesn't back down or cuck on opinions. He just says it and sticks to it.
TL;DR Keem doesn't try to be anything he's not. He's always been this way and he's always gonna be this way.

Ethan on the other hand, built a niche and committed fanbase. Got popular, switched to a podcast, made connections, and turned himself into a complete asshole. Clout chased, backstabbed, did the whole 9 yards and never looked back. Ethan is a snake in the grass and has such a hyperinflated ego to the point of it being noticeably embarrassing to his audience.

Regardless, while on paper Ethan doesn't have nearly the same rap sheet as Keem based on controversies and the scale of said controversies, morally, Keem in some warped way is on the higher road than Ethan. Keep in mind I'm comparing turd to shinier turd here.
 
Keemstar owned up to the shit he said in the past and moved on. While I don't really give a shit that he said the n word like 10 years ago, I still think it's a solid move to just accept, apologize, and move on.

Keem has done boatloads of scummy shit in the past, handing out depo accusations, doxxing, etc. and thrives off of instigating drama among himself and other Youtubers. However, he never tried to bury this shit or play the good guy. Over the last 4 years or so he's definitely began taking himself less seriously and I'm sure he's enjoying the paychecks since his channel has been incredibly relevant for years now. In some weird way, I almost respect Keem for being an asshole. He doesn't try to sugarcoat or snake anything, he doesn't back down or cuck on opinions. He just says it and sticks to it.
TL;DR Keem doesn't try to be anything he's not. He's always been this way and he's always gonna be this way.

Ethan on the other hand, built a niche and committed fanbase. Got popular, switched to a podcast, made connections, and turned himself into a complete asshole. Clout chased, backstabbed, did the whole 9 yards and never looked back. Ethan is a snake in the grass and has such a hyperinflated ego to the point of it being noticeably embarrassing to his audience.

Regardless, while on paper Ethan doesn't have nearly the same rap sheet as Keem based on controversies and the scale of said controversies, morally, Keem in some warped way is on the higher road than Ethan. Keep in mind I'm comparing turd to shinier turd here.
Sup keem I didn't know you had a farms account now
 
Keem's a weaselly fuck who built his career on fucking with people and whining about it when it turned back on him and IDubbz's original video on him still stands strong. The problem is, Fupa Boy decided that he'd gain something from making a worse version of the video and attacking Keem's sponsors and so everything bad Keem ever did was overshadowed by Ethan's own stupidity.
 

Watching this was interesting, based solely on Ethans lament that he was getting sued, along with hate, and that his like/dislike ratios were a lot worse than James Charles, who he kept referring to as a predator. His diatribes into how people were scamming viewers with crypto and gambling were followed by wondering why people "hate" him more than these people who don't take responsibility for their actions. He admits that he is a douche.

He ends up calling YouTube a cesspool, which in itself was fascinating to me, considering his reputation of kowtowing to Mommy Susan. Part of me feels like he is acknowledging the bullshit that he takes part in. Or is he just trying to appeal to a different audience now that Paytas is gone?
Seems like Ethan can't go 5 minutes without holding a grudge against someone.
 
I think the response is "profit combined with minimum effort." Generating drama is an easy job. Cataloguing drama, even easier.
A 15m to even an 1h long video, sure I'll give you the benefit of the autistic doubt that this goober actually makes money off of this. The amount of time it would take to compile a triple-feature fagfest of this magnitude puts his effort:money ratio below that of a slurpie pushing clown. At least they are self-aware:
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Trisha uploaded a video about a new Frenemies episode which Ethan asked her to film this past week that Ethan decided won't be aired "because it shows a little bit of fault on his part", or at least that's what Trisha says the reason why is. Trisha did want it to air because they talked everything out. So far since this drama started Frenemies fans have been 100% on Ethan's side and they don't really think he's bad at all like Trisha is so I can't think of what other reasons he could have to not want it posted other than wanting their fans opinion to remain as it is (that only Trisha did things wrong). According to Trisha in the episode he admits that certain things, like the claim that she wanted to "fire everyone", were misunderstandings but I still believe he twisted Trisha's words on purpose to emotionally manipulate their audience rather than them being just misunderstandings, especially because he also blew things she said out of proportion and pretended to suddenly be so offended by the Jew and Tourette's comments she made in the past.
 
Trisha uploaded a video about a new Frenemies episode which Ethan asked her to film this past week that Ethan decided won't be aired "because it shows a little bit of fault on his part", or at least that's what Trisha says the reason why is. Trisha did want it to air because they talked everything out. So far since this drama started Frenemies fans have been 100% on Ethan's side and they don't really think he's bad at all like Trisha is so I can't think of what other reasons he could have to not want it posted other than wanting their fans opinion to remain as it is (that only Trisha did things wrong). According to Trisha in the episode he admits that certain things, like the claim that she wanted to "fire everyone", were misunderstandings but I still believe he twisted Trisha's words on purpose to emotionally manipulate their audience rather than them being just misunderstandings, especially because he also blew things she said out of proportion and pretended to suddenly be so offended by the Jew and Tourette's comments she made in the past.
I find it so funny that Ethan needed to bring Trisha in to make a final Frenemies episode to do some publicity to the merch he thought would be a pain in the ass to sell... but guess what: as soon as all the merch was sold out, he decided it was not needed to air such episode.

I feel the only reason he decided to make that episode was because of the merchandising.
Why do all the work of making an episode to just not air it at all?
 
A 15m to even an 1h long video, sure I'll give you the benefit of the autistic doubt that this goober actually makes money off of this. The amount of time it would take to compile a triple-feature fagfest of this magnitude puts his effort:money ratio below that of a slurpie pushing clown. At least they are self-aware:View attachment 2330929
That's actually Bowblax's channel, he genuinely does have autism and it's a channel where he talks about it. He probably had most of the information for this video(like screenshots) already backed up from his older videos on the stuff too.

For those who don't know and don't suffer from terminal autism, the only reason Keem started to hate Ethan was that when Ethan did a podcast w/ Keem, his SJW fans got mad at him for supporting an 'evil racist' and so he pretty much backstabbed Keem, which as history will tell us all, means Keem will never shut up about it. This isn't going to end until Ethan lays it to rest and seeing as it's the only thing aside from Trisha that really gives him attention and now that she's gone it's likely going to get worse.
Can't wait for the 10 hour update video in 3 years!
 
I find it so funny that Ethan needed to bring Trisha in to make a final Frenemies episode to do some publicity to the merch he thought would be a pain in the ass to sell... but guess what: as soon as all the merch was sold out, he decided it was not needed to air such episode.

I feel the only reason he decided to make that episode was because of the merchandising.
Why do all the work of making an episode to just not air it at all?
If true, this would make Ethan a turboJew on a level that even his fellow chosen people would have to step back and be like "what a fucking greedy kike"
 
If true, this would make Ethan a turboJew on a level that even his fellow chosen people would have to step back and be like "what a fucking greedy kike"
It mainly makes him a fucking pussy. If you take away the clout and kahntent creation opportunities, I think it's pretty clear that Klein didn't actually hate Keem all that much, but cucked out to the SJW and then was forced to "stick to his principles" for the years after it. Honestly, people would have a lot more respect for him nowadays if he would have just told those retards to piss off.
 
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