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[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

This faggot that I finally clicked their profile who goes by "leah". This also led to an absolute TOP KEK find:
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What a winner

Glorying in your moral devolution is the saddest thing I've seen recently. But I can't say I'm surprised this happens.

 

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Holy shit, these faggots are so autistic that they communicate with each other via twitter DMs while SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM.


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[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Holy shit, these faggots are so autistic that they communicate with each other via twitter DMs while SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM.
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I have to wonder how far down into the pit of being "terminally online" this is. And if it can get worse somehow.

 

[Exuvia]

You left out complaining about the classic of bad porn drawn everywhere: The dickbulge!

That's what's going on with the...receiver's stomach. Note that if you were to actually try inserting an object big enough to cause a definite bulge, along the lines of what we're seeing here, what you'd have would start with some really enthusiastic requests for you to stop, and if you insist on continuing there is a good chance that the flesh will tear, which will result in blood, gore, and really, really awkward explanations to attempt to give...to cops, to judges, to jurors, and to fellow prisoners assuming the guards don't just leave the person in solitary so their fellow prisoners won't murder them for being a sick fuck.

What it is not good for: Pregnancy.

What it is good for: Well, if your life goals include being murdered in prison for being one of the flavors of sicko that is pretty much shit on by everybody else...

How can you follow this thread and be shocked at the impossibility of furry cockbulge porn?

 

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Holy mother of God, even in the realms of furry degeneracy this is bad. This isn't even a lack of artistic skill, this is being literally retarded at art, aside from being utterly Islamic in content. I'm genuinely in awe.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Holy mother of God, even in the realms of furry degeneracy this is bad. This isn't even a lack of artistic skill, this is being literally retarded at art, aside from being utterly Islamic in content. I'm genuinely in awe.

There's a proscription in Islam against creating graven images, probably to prevent horrors such as this from seeing the light of day.

 

[Law]

"I work from home" okay

I guess e-begging is sort of a job. Does Kev pay taxes?

I have 90 year old neighbors that look more vibrant and full of life.

A few solid decades of logged off livin' behind them, and they probably don't even know what furries are? They spend no time thinking about transbian polycules? Frankly, I'm jealous. Everytime I look at Kevin, I feel this thread sapping my vitality.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Has Kevin ever actually discussed his "job" before? I thought that everyone just kind of knew he was a NEET living off of an inheritance.

I feel like he announced that he was taking over Ash Coyote's Twitter feed as the social media manager awhile back, but fucked up the announcement tweet.

I honestly don't know if anything else ever came about from that though.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

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Good lord, those two don’t even look the same species! Somewhat related, maybe, like a toad to a lizard, but still entirely different animals.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I feel like he announced that he was taking over Ash Coyote's Twitter feed as the social media manager awhile back, but fucked up the announcement tweet.

I honestly don't know if anything else ever came about from that though.

I imagine that he might help packaging some of the miniscule orders they get on the tranch? I'd say he could in theory help with the book-keeping, but he's such an uwu dumb babby girl that numbers confuse him ~teehee~

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Firsr, thank you for this breakdown. It's all wrong, but having someone put it into words is great. I would have written this in a different color like white or a bright color though, the red is harder to make out on the poo smeared background. Also, this could use a spoiler for insane people looking at work.

Holy shit, these faggots are so autistic that they communicate with each other via twitter DMs while SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM.
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The more people you put into a group the more likely they will have problems getting along. The problems you have in a single friendship, relationship, or fuckship for these people I guess will be compounded and intermingle. All it will take is for new guy Bryan to say something insensitive or for Hailey to get uncomfortable with how they handle his autism and shit can tumble down. Kevin is playing with fire and doesn't even realize it - whatever bit he does he pushes back as "anxiety".

It's like watching human jenga, both the polycule ans the ranch. One wrong boxy shape put in or taken out and it'll tumble down.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Aw, congratulations on being dropped by all your surgeons Ripley! It's a happy day for nurses everywhere.

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It's astouding how fucking massive Kevin's head is, he's even mogging another man.

 

[the khat quaffer]

"Most of y'all don't know how to fuck transwomen"
Ok, sorry. I can't make your scarred-up axe wound feel good. I'm not Vicodin.

I've heard that chalking up the cue stick is a good starting point.

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Spoiler: TMI Tuesday

Back in my college days, me and a few others were all sitting around the kitchen table eating pizza and working on assignments on our laptops, somehow we ended up in this group chat thing on Facebook. Then we just started talking to each other through the group chat while also talking to each other in real life. It was dorky and funny and looking back now a pretty great memory.

The thing is we kind of never did that again because it was silly. It was a one-time thing that was never meant to happen in the first place. You know with these troons, it's different, they're permanently stuck in online mode because they suck so bad at socializing in real life and have no real friends to speak of because there's such repulsive creatures that nobody wants to talk to them for longer than the length of time necessary to avoid a potential "IT'S MA'AM" chimpout.

tl;dr when we did it it was cute, when a troon does it it's just sad. Me good Kevin bad. Me good.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Ripley "Ive been doubled dropped and have to re-start my surgery path"

Ok this along side with Ripleys own account that healthcare providers are openly hostile to him makes me think he's such a massive pain/cunt to work around that medical professionals keep dropping him. That or they refuse to work on him because he's obviously un-stable and will speedrun a 41% as soon as the surgeries are finished.

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Nintendo are getting a little too woke for my tastes...

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Holy mother of God, even in the realms of furry degeneracy this is bad. This isn't even a lack of artistic skill, this is being literally retarded at art, aside from being utterly Islamic in content. I'm genuinely in awe.

Firsr, thank you for this breakdown. It's all wrong, but having someone put it into words is great. I would have written this in a different color like white or a bright color though, the red is harder to make out on the poo smeared background. Also, this could use a spoiler for insane people looking at work.

If I was Wedgie-poo, I'd kill myself, but *also* I wouldn't be so quick to share my degenerate furry art online. His 'work' smacks of either lazy tracing or referencing someone else's work so heavily as to veer into outright plagiarism. And online artists and their braying followers love to work themselves up into a tizzy over plagiarism. Holly Brown (fat, tracer) basically can't show her face anywhere after having gotten caught tracing some animu screenshots and calling it fanart.

Spoiler: Art Sperging

I think Wedge is pulling up someone else's degenerate werewolf art and doing a line-for-line freehand copy as best he can.

Wedge shows next to no understanding of anatomy, perspective, texture, or line weight. However, he *doesn't* show the flat compositions people usually do show at his skill level. This makes me think that he's got a master copy to work from, something produced by a person who has the skills Wedge lacks.

But it can't be a normal tracing job because if it *was* then his lines would be more even and he wouldn't have so many basic anatomy mistakes. And no, I don't mean the dickbulge; I mean basic shit like the ladyboy's eyes not lining up right.

So I figure he's sitting down with someone else's furry fetish art and laboriously copying the lines he thinks are there while still making a bunch of mistakes. It sounds like the sort of thing a complete beginner might do.

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[AMHOLIO]

If I was Wedgie-poo, I'd kill myself, but *also* I wouldn't be so quick to share my degenerate furry art online. His 'work' smacks of either lazy tracing or referencing someone else's work so heavily as to veer into outright plagiarism. And online artists and their braying followers love to work themselves up into a tizzy over plagiarism. Holly Brown (fat, tracer) basically can't show her face anywhere after having gotten caught tracing some animu screenshots and calling it fanart.

Spoiler: Art Sperging

I think Wedge is pulling up someone else's degenerate werewolf art and doing a line-for-line freehand copy as best he can.

Wedge shows next to no understanding of anatomy, perspective, texture, or line weight. However, he *doesn't* show the flat compositions people usually do show at his skill level. This makes me think that he's got a master copy to work from, something produced by a person who has the skills Wedge lacks.

But it can't be a normal tracing job because if it *was* then his lines would be more even and he would have so many basic anatomy mistakes. And no, I don't mean the dickbulge; I mean basic shit like the ladyboy's eyes not lining up right.

So I figure he's sitting down with someone else's furry fetish art and laboriously copying the lines he thinks are there while still making a bunch of mistakes. It sounds like the sort of thing a complete beginner might do.

You're not wrong at all: the shitastic shading coupled with the position the two are in spark that in mh brain too. Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if he took a still from his homemade porn and eyeballed the fuck out of it for the human. Or any porn, really. The wolf could be a human or someone else's furry creature. Guess we won't find out until one of the Animal Control spills over here.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

You're not wrong at all: the shitastic shading coupled with the position the two are in spark that in mh brain too. Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if he took a still from his homemade porn and eyeballed the fuck out of it for the human. Or any porn, really. The wolf could be a human or someone else's furry creature. Guess we won't find out until one of the Animal Control spills over here.

I don't feel like diving down that particular rabbithole, but I did do a reverse image search on the original piece. Google spat back the wikipedia article on demons so make of that what you will.

Also, and sorry if this is late, but Kevin has an after-dark twitter? NSFW, of course.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Bryan Loeper is crowing about the theoretical imminent demise of The Farms. He's still not listed as one of Kevin's "girlfriends."

I'm sure Kevin will get to updating that any day, Bryan. Maybe it'll happen before The Farms goes down for good. Maybe it'll happen before the heat death of the sun. Maybe he's not that into you.

 

[Meiwaku]

Bryan Loeper is crowing about the theoretical imminent demise of The Farms. He's still not listed as one of Kevin's "girlfriends."

I'm sure Kevin will get to updating that any day, Bryan. Maybe it'll happen before The Farms goes down for good. Maybe it'll happen before the heat death of the sun. Maybe he's not that into you.

To be fair, wedge is not in his gfs. If he TEEHEE has ~5~ or however many gfs then you start to run out of space

 

[KiwiFuzz]

To be fair, wedge is not in his gfs. If he TEEHEE has ~5~ or however many gfs then you start to run out of space

Right in the same orbit as Icy Pee.

I mean maybe it's a source of comfort that a degenerate clown doesn't outrank you?

Do we know if he has to ask Penny if he can fuck other dudes, or is Penny the kind of "owner" who doesn't give a fuck if a barn cat or three gets flattened on the road 'cause there's more where that came from?