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I've made a more accurate version that shows Phil's location

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LolCowCentral said:
It would have been more believable if he would have just said he bought it with his 5k in monthly expenses listed as such on his bankruptcy documents.
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A normal, rational person could have had a fundraiser for an XBox, low-key written the purchase off as a business expense, and come out ahead on taxes. But it's Phil, so instead of telling the truth or using common sense, he has to take us through a convoluted series of lies, threats, excuses and bannings.

God bless that delusional alcoholic bastard for entertaining us with his stupidity.
 
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TheTractor said:
What the fuck is DSP doing in Fallout.

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This is NOT Phil. He didn't ask for money at any point, so... DEBUNKED

Also, he wouldn't say he committed tax fraud. He would say that 'shithead trolls made me lie to the IRS, dood. That's fucking STOOPID, but it's the gahd hanest truth. Guys, I really need the support...'
 
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strandedcastaway said:
A normal, rational person could have had a fundraiser for an XBox, low-key written the purchase off as a business expense, and come out ahead on taxes. But it's Phil, so instead of telling the truth or using common sense, he has to take us through a convoluted series of lies, threats, excuses and bannings.

God bless that delusional alcoholic bastard for entertaining us with his stupidity.
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Of course that's what a rational business owner would do. But this is Phil we're talking about here, and ego is the most important thing. The Xbox isn't the important thing, but it's the fact that it was donated.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
Why do I feel he wouldn’t complain as much of the heat if he moved the tv and his spiny chair to the spot the pc and the sponsor chair he’s not using the space of his “office” efficiently but it is Fill
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I'm laughing at him adding yet another electronic that he'll never turn off that will heat the room while also running his electric bill to the moon. But he's cut all the corners he can to save money. :story:
 
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Phil last week: The Game Pass will open new horizons for my channel.

Phil Yesterday. Played that. I have no need to play that again. Won't play that. Played that. Played that. Oh I might play that.

I never seen such a blatant example of a gullible consumer. I'm surprised that Phil isn't addicted to "Raid Shadow Legends" for the billion ads that say it's the "number one game ever on app store". Guess it needed shirtless muscle men.
 
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Dave's been hitting the bottle real hard since coming back to YT. I'm sure the thought of slowly declining "funds", the taxes, and midfirst bank are eating away at him. He can't admit(or even talk on stream about them) the last two things because that would mean he's a failure and embarrassment...It'd be too much of a hit to his ego. I think he spends more money on gin than most suspect. He hasn't had a real job in 11ish years so why not drink all the time. Anyone have thoughts about how much he drinks a day? I'm thinking a 750ml plus a day. Also, I know his ship won't sink too soon but have to laugh at the position he put himself in, I mean he is fucked no matter how long he prolongs it. When it is time that people notice he is in real trouble the song I want to play is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc
 
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dsp here's a tip, not your preferred kind, but there's a game called eastshade on gamepass. It is actually a chill game, but here is the best part. You will be able to swindle the audience for tips with instructions on where to go as there are no waypoints and the animal enthusiasts of which there are many will be beyond excited by the game. Your welcome, I'll take 10% of superchats
 
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