Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Phyl-osopher Sarault: Facebook "Deep Thoughts Edition"

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This looks a whole lot less like someone's niece's shroom-imagined, all-expense-paid invitation to Jamaica for an exciting new saga called: "How Gunty Got Her Groove (Exotic Guys, and Ganja) Back"...

...but in reality, looks a whole lot more like a one-way ticket to "YerOnYerOwnistan"...where Chins is being cordially invited to struggle out of her self-spun 'coke-coon,' force some blood into her diabetic cankles by getting back on her Rivaroxaban, and straighten-up and fly-right (this time) on her damn own.

Mayhaps the whole family is too through with Chins "addict arc" and around-the-clock "teehee, just beezing" bull poo-poos on the YouTubes.

They may all finally be at the point where they mean srs bsns + tuff love regarding Chin-Chubby-Use(less.)

That post comes off a little passive-aggressive, but it does come for Chantal about broadcasting her clownish coke-phetamine, enhanced edibles, and shroom cow-sumption, while she's whining for someone (above and beyond her YT sycophants) to support her stupid/crazy "La Vida Coca" with money, attention, and even a damn Caribbean vacation thrown in.

(Chins' probably thinking: "Maybe first move in a few Lush bath bombs, then a small appliance or two, give my llama one of the beds, and - voila! - a second only island home, YannoWhutIMean? Like, if I can just get into Auntie's house....")​

Instead, Auntie seems to be putting Gunty in her place (and putting it on FB blast for the entire family, and the world, to see) by telling her "No!" and that it's half-past time to grow the fuck up. (Seems like Phyl's got enough problems at the moment, without hosting a 350 elbees inoperable cyst.)

It's rather telling that the fam leading the charge in saying "no mas" to Chantal because she's gone so "shamefully™" and publically dope-messy, is the fam who lives in Ganjaland, grows her own, and works at a weed dispensary.

The Sarault Family may have arrived at the place where they finally have no more fux, asspats, or tomorrows to give.

It's that...or they're all in cahoots in this chicanery, have decided that the only avenue left is to cash in on their cow, and what we're seeing here is an audition for a prime-time slot on TLC (sponsored by THC.)

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Honestly, haydurs reporting her or not, if she is demonitized it was inevitable. Knowing what we know about Chantal, it's not a surprise that she blatantly and defiantly repeatedly jeopardized her only source of income. Anyone with a functioning brain would be more careful and selective about their content, especially knowing people are already out to get them. But Chantal always sees herself as the exception when it comes to consequences (and not fully without reason given how many shes managed to waddle around them).

She likes to talk a lot lately about addiction transfer and her addictive personality to lessen her accountability, but has she ever acknowledged that the real addiction she has right now is livestreaming? If she is cut off in any way, I think she's going to have one hell of a detox from the constant attention and asspats, the feeling of actually having friends. Her constant all day livestreams have arguable ruined her life in more ways than her supposed drug addiction and self implied sex addiction. It ruined the trajectory and accessibility of her channel, it exposed the reality of her life to even the most casual viewer, it exhausted the reaction channels which were her best source of advertisement, ended a potential relationship (although that ship may have sunk on its own).. and so on and so on. The Farms called it from day 1 that it would be a LONG time (if ever) that we saw pre-recorded content again. She's ruined that for herself forever. Pre-recorded content will never give her the high the instant gratification and feeling of being a celebrity that her much lower effort livestreams do. I think if it ever comes to the point that she's forced to do pre-recorded content again (whether on YT or another platform) we'll see her first true detox and it will be a hell of a ride.
 
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Gunt (Psycho)

Mr Gorbachev, let our gorl beeze!

Gutterhooooog, come out and plaaaay!

According to all known laws of humanity, there is no way Chantal should still be alive. Her brain is too small to get her fat, huge body up and around.
The gunt, of course, gets up anyway, because gunts don't care what normies think is possible.
 
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The only thing I think would make a difference is if they stole her phones from her. Of course she would immediately get another one, but at least it would be a few days break from her attention obsession

Also, I guess Angey Lee better hide her bong. You never know when Youtube says "fuck it, all you kush lovers are getting demonetized"


Moby Gunt
 
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