DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil is such a basic consooomer. Him talking about how good the graphics look on an old Forza game is like saying water is wet. Yes, Forza games look amazing but that doesn't mean anything when it's a racing game. Also, he refuses to build a pc and then gets pissy when his consoles aren't "buttery smooth" fps. He could spend his champs money, get a badass Pc and never have to worry about low FPS again, but this is Phil we are talking about...so he will choose the method with the least amount of effort. This guy whined about having to "work" to eat crab legs...holy shit is he a fucking joke.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Fucking knew he would make his viewers sit through him downloading a bunch of bullshit he could have done off-stream. Can't even play something on the PS5 while they wait.
Loves gaming!

When I installed Flight Simulator on Steam the install process continued into launching the program with at least 2 more hours of download time (and this is on Fios). I don't know how it gets installed on consoles, but I can just imagine him sitting there on stream, waiting for it to install for 2 or more hours.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He basically just confirmed that he spent his night reading this thread lmao

He would have fixed his shitty half goatee if he read the thread.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Phil is such a basic consooomer. Him talking about how good the graphics look on an old Forza game is like saying water is wet. Yes, Forza games look amazing but that doesn't mean anything when it's a racing game. Also, he refuses to build a pc and then gets pissy when his consoles aren't "buttery smooth" fps. He could spend his champs money, get a badass Pc and never have to worry about low FPS again, but this is Phil we are talking about...so he will choose the method with the least amount of effort. This guy whined about not having to "work" to eat crab....holy shit is he a fucking joke.

He was also talking about Ray-Tracing. Forza does not have RT and there's no plans for it to ever get it. He's heard a few words and pretends to know what he's talking about. Yet again.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He would have fixed his shitty half goatee if he read the thread.

Phil doesn't fix anything about himself, he just starts acknowledging his flaws and doing them "ironically"

See the following:

• Lean in manual ban
• bottle crunch
• burping into the microphone

 

[gaarashatan]

I've made a more accurate version that shows Phil's location

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i decided to make my own of how he could rearrange even better his stream, idk why. not like hes going to do it even though i think its good advice (why am i giving phil advice?) would look nice too i think if he had the couch against a wall for posters or other shit, or better angle in the room but i like putting the tv in a corner so i can hide cables better. didnt spend more than 30 secs thinking of this and more than 2mins making it, just to give an idea of how easy phil can improve his streams but doesnt care

 

[Pargon]

i decided to make my own of how he could rearrange even better his stream, idk why. not like hes going to do it even though i think its good advice (why am i giving phil advice?) would look nice too i think if had the couch against a wall for posters or other shit, or better angle in the room but i like putting the tv in a corner so i can hide cables better. didnt spend more than 30 secs thinking of this and more than 2mins making it, just to give an idea of how easy phil can improve his streams or but doesnt careView attachment 2342724

You’re missing a giant red arrow pointing at the masturbation station reading “Faggot goes here”.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil doesn't fix anything about himself, he just starts acknowledging his flaws and doing them "ironically"

See the following:

• Lean in manual ban
• bottle crunch
• burping into the microphone

You can add "obnoxious yawning" and "low energy streaming" to that list.

Also I just now noticed that this video has eleven fucking ads. Fucking lol

 

[gaarashatan]

You’re missing a giant red arrow pointing at the masturbation station reading “Faggot goes here”.

had to make room for the wall of text of how phil spends an enormous amount of money on something to inevitably never seen it again after a year. least they were real assets in the end unlike some certain jpegs

 

[Poo Twister]

NIGGER!

I apologise, just had to get that out of my system. I'm going to be away for a while as I'll be staying in hospital for a stretch. I just want to share something with you all.

I went for a coffee with a girl friend of mine earlier. She is in no way an Internet person, she has FB and Instagram and that's as far as she goes. She came back from the shitter and saw me scanning the farms on my phone, she asked what it was. I told her it's a place to laugh at failed humans. I then told her I use it for shitting on DarksydePhil. She then shocked me with "DarksydePhil sounds familiar, wait isn't that the wanking guy?"

She doesn't play video games, she doesn't know shit about the Internet, she has no interest in anything other than reality TV, but she knows that Phil is the wanking guy.

Bon voyage.

 

[Super Dent Head]

NIGGER!

I apologise, just had to get that out of my system. I'm going to be away for a while as I'll be staying in hospital for a stretch. I just want to share something with you all.

I went for a coffee with a girl friend of mine earlier. She is in no way an Internet person, she has FB and Instagram and that's as far as she goes. She came back from the shitter and saw me scanning the farms on my phone, she asked what it was. I told her it's a place to laugh at failed humans. I then told her I use it for shitting on DarksydePhil. She then shocked me with "DarksydePhil sounds familiar, wait isn't that the wanking guy?"

She doesn't play video games, she doesn't know shit about the Internet, she has no interest in anything other than reality TV, but she knows that Phil is the wanking guy.

Bon voyage.

Take care, hope everything goes well.

 

[Comma]

A free Xbox Series X, a total of $587 in tips and numerous Super Chats yesterday, and over $100 in tips today:

He just can't stop begging.

It's. Never. Enough.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

A free Xbox Series X, a total of $587 in tips and numerous Super Chats yesterday, and over $100 in tips today:

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He just can't stop begging.

It's. Never. Enough.

Whoa, seems like the rush from Owning The Trolls didn't even last an entire day. Who could have guessed besides everyone in this thread?

 

[Draventren]

NIGGER!

I apologise, just had to get that out of my system. I'm going to be away for a while as I'll be staying in hospital for a stretch. I just want to share something with you all.

I went for a coffee with a girl friend of mine earlier. She is in no way an Internet person, she has FB and Instagram and that's as far as she goes. She came back from the shitter and saw me scanning the farms on my phone, she asked what it was. I told her it's a place to laugh at failed humans. I then told her I use it for shitting on DarksydePhil. She then shocked me with "DarksydePhil sounds familiar, wait isn't that the wanking guy?"

She doesn't play video games, she doesn't know shit about the Internet, she has no interest in anything other than reality TV, but she knows that Phil is the wanking guy.

Bon voyage.

I was on a road trip with my dad to drop my grandma off in her hometown where she spends her summers with her sister, and on the trip back wound up educating him on the saga of Phil. You'd be surprised where and how this shit pops up.

Have fun in the hospital. Really try and leverage the cancer thing to get more pudding from the cafeteria. I think I speak for all of us when I say we're rooting for you.

 

[marlintan]

Just stepping back for a bit, it's amazing looking at this shit show how unbelievably excited he is for buying a video game console.

Like, this is a 39 year old man who's treating this literal $600 toy like he just bought a fucking Tesla Model S or something.

News flash fuckface, nobody who isn't an actual retard or child gives a shit about your gay ass Xbox console that's already been out for 8 months. You literally own nothing cool or interesting. How about buying a tangible asset that won't depreciate to zero in 5 years?

Presented without comment

 

[hundredthousand]

NIGGER!

I apologise, just had to get that out of my system. I'm going to be away for a while as I'll be staying in hospital for a stretch. I just want to share something with you all.

I went for a coffee with a girl friend of mine earlier. She is in no way an Internet person, she has FB and Instagram and that's as far as she goes. She came back from the shitter and saw me scanning the farms on my phone, she asked what it was. I told her it's a place to laugh at failed humans. I then told her I use it for shitting on DarksydePhil. She then shocked me with "DarksydePhil sounds familiar, wait isn't that the wanking guy?"

She doesn't play video games, she doesn't know shit about the Internet, she has no interest in anything other than reality TV, but she knows that Phil is the wanking guy.

Bon voyage.

Good luck bud, be well.

 

[UaineRunei]

NIGGER!

I apologise, just had to get that out of my system. I'm going to be away for a while as I'll be staying in hospital for a stretch. I just want to share something with you all.

I went for a coffee with a girl friend of mine earlier. She is in no way an Internet person, she has FB and Instagram and that's as far as she goes. She came back from the shitter and saw me scanning the farms on my phone, she asked what it was. I told her it's a place to laugh at failed humans. I then told her I use it for shitting on DarksydePhil. She then shocked me with "DarksydePhil sounds familiar, wait isn't that the wanking guy?"

She doesn't play video games, she doesn't know shit about the Internet, she has no interest in anything other than reality TV, but she knows that Phil is the wanking guy.

Bon voyage.

You better get back to us, fucker!

And I'm sorry for what your friend had to witness...

 

[Covfefe]

NIGGER!

I apologise, just had to get that out of my system. I'm going to be away for a while as I'll be staying in hospital for a stretch. I just want to share something with you all.

I went for a coffee with a girl friend of mine earlier. She is in no way an Internet person, she has FB and Instagram and that's as far as she goes. She came back from the shitter and saw me scanning the farms on my phone, she asked what it was. I told her it's a place to laugh at failed humans. I then told her I use it for shitting on DarksydePhil. She then shocked me with "DarksydePhil sounds familiar, wait isn't that the wanking guy?"

She doesn't play video games, she doesn't know shit about the Internet, she has no interest in anything other than reality TV, but she knows that Phil is the wanking guy.

Bon voyage.

If you can survive this thread, no other cancer on Earth can beat you.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

i decided to make my own of how he could rearrange even better his stream, idk why. not like hes going to do it even though i think its good advice (why am i giving phil advice?) would look nice too i think if he had the couch against a wall for posters or other shit, or better angle in the room but i like putting the tv in a corner so i can hide cables better. didnt spend more than 30 secs thinking of this and more than 2mins making it, just to give an idea of how easy phil can improve his streams but doesnt careView attachment 2342724

Nah I feel you man. Gives you a bit of practice for when you realize he isn't going to see this or change anything and will make you want to do it for your own space. So it isn't that much of a waste of time.

It's actually kinda fun to be honest. Makes you feel like you're playing The Sims.