Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I think one of the best MCU suggestions he's ever done was that time he wanted an all-female Avengers movie with the villain being Starfox because he assumed he's a villain since he's Thanos' brother and google told him there was a She-Hulk story where he was brought to court for rape accusations. Bob having never read it, assumed the character was a rapist. Bob's lack of knowledge shows more and more as the more obscure stuff needs to be dug up.

I'd actually love to see Bob make that movie just to see the blowback on the galaxy brain idea of "Yes, I will make a feminist movie with gratuitous rape" with no self-awareness.
Starfox kinda got shafted and I doubt he's ever showing up on the big screen just because we're sorta done with Thanos.

now a Lady Liberators movie? The one from the defenders shit or w/e where Loki disguised himself as Valkyrie and brainwashed a bunch of female superheroes with a lotta feminist rhetoric?

that'd be funny as fuck and blobbo would probably minecraft himself outside the theater.
 
As someone who was born in and currently lives in California, the Molden State already has too much electoral power.






Moviebob sees people--or, in Bob's writing, "people" in quotation marks--are little more than a means to an end.

In all honesty, I would imagine that Bob's ideal Electoral College involves a total 1,077 electoral votes: The fifty states share 538; Bob's home state of Assholechusetts (population: Just Moviebob) gets 539.




Yep. If you expect victory through the filibuster, you should also expect failure through the filibuster. It's a concept that, using Bob's own words, even a 3-year-old could grasp.




E-X-ACTLY! Using Bob's own words (and you might want to get comfy here, because there are a LOT of Bob's own words here):

2012.03.05: "Imagine what humans would be capable of if they held reason and intelligence as equal or even SUPERIOR to 'morality.'"

2014.11.16: "2 fundamental questions underline 90% of my decisions: 'Does this get us closer to a better world?' 'Is this morally correct?' in that order. [...] at the end of the day a tangible superior future has to sometimes 'win out' over 'how does this square with some largely subjective social concept of right or wrong?'"

2017.12.21: "[...] MOST people are simply intellectually incapable or navigating moral complexity. [...] they'll NEVER accept that 'good' (them, now) can have 'evil' foundation."

2017.12.21: "I'm a cynic [...] I don’t [...] 'do' philosophy or idealism or moral righteousness, I do goals and results. [...] and I'm on the Progressive side because it gets me to my better tomorrow on my preferred terms."

2019.02.11: "At a certain point, you need to [...] look at behavior or moral-outlook [sic] and be able to recognize that it's [...] beneath standards of modern civilized humanity [...]"

2019.02.21: "Politics is moneyball and machinery, and people who attach morality to it are almost as tiresome as the idiots [...] who think 'morality' exists in the first place."

2019.05.23: "I don’t [...] ‘do’ a moral/ethical distinction just for expediency’s sake [...] I've got ZERO ethical/moral issue harming someone who deserves it."

2019.05.31: "You can [...] make a FORTUNE ripping [Christians] off—they're religious AND Republican [...] it's not even *wrong* to take advantage of them [..] It’s [...] a moral good TO rip them off [...]" (Side note: A Christian is more likely to forgive someone for ripping them off; Bob never will.)

2020.01.31: "Morals are made up [...] and 'value' is subjective."

2020.01.31: "the rejection of moral *superstition* is the most important step to the embrace of moral *reality.*"

2020.03.02: "It's not about a preferred choice, it's about the smarter choice […] There's no moral dimension to this for me [...]"

2020.03.10: "The worst thing about viruses is they [...] are amoral. Sure, it's fun to think about, say, [Fox News anchors] and literally ALL their viewers collapsing into coughing fits in the street—but it might also happen to the 20-25% of the country that DOESN’T deserve to be in pain."

2020.03.18: "In my view, intelligence and morality aren't [...] separate things […] if you're dumb enough to be taken in by cons of this nature you're a danger to yourself and others and not a good person."

2020.08.20: "'Is X person human or not?' isn’t a political difference, it’s an intellectual and MORAL one." (Side note: Just look at how frequently Bob refers to those he hates as "people", quotes included.)

2020.09.06: "[…] I'm NEVER under any illusion that my enjoying bad things happening to people I dislike is A.) sadism and B.) 'unvirtuous'--I'm at 'morally comprised peace' with it […]"

2020.09.06: "[…] I've become [...] persuaded that the 21st Century presents us with opportunity to revisit notions that failed the moral but not logistical test in ages past with fresh intellectual and empathetic precision."

2020.09.24: "I’m results oriented. Tools don’t have a moral dimension, only people and results do." (Side note: I probably didn't need this one, but I did because let's be honest: Moviebob truly is a tool.)

2020.12.16: "I would really, GENUINELY *love* to hear […] people […] morally lecture me about my indifference to the lives/comfort of the specific subgroup(s) of terrible humans who do nothing but make this world worse and harm decent people […]" (Side note: Bob literally is one of those"terrible humans who [...] make this world worse and harm decent people".)

2021.03.23: "True evil is a function of moral ignorance, as good is the manifestation of moral intelligence."

YICK! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna need AT LEAST a gallon of Listerine in order to get that shit-flavored Moviiebob aftertaste out of my mouth. UGH!
And the saddest thing is, there are hundreds more tweets in his timeline like this. He is a sad little man.
Didn't the transfer mess with Spike's mind and almost drove him insane?

How can you give Barbie a movie?

Seriously? Any sources?

Wasn't House of M all about Scarlet Witch screwing with reality like she did in Wandavision?
Yes, except in that one she made a world where mutants were dominant. Wolverine was head of Shield, I think Magneto was president or something, I forget since it's been nearly 15 years since I read it.

As to your first point, he probably ignored that part because he assumes it'll go perfectly for him.
 
Yes, except in that one she made a world where mutants were dominant. Wolverine was head of Shield, I think Magneto was president or something, I forget since it's been nearly 15 years since I read it.
I should still have the main trade and a few others on hand.

Wanda who was mind linked with professor X or something was convinced by her bro to "give everyone what they wanted" and so invented a world where mutants were on top and it was (as first presented) fairly utopia.

I especially remember it because in that world Peter Parker was married to Gwen Stacy, his uncle Ben was still alive, and he was fairly famous as the "mutant" Spider-man making movies. I think the story also had some discussion and debate over whether anything should actually be done about the new world because it seemed fairly perfect otherwise. The big wrench in the system was that what Wolverine always wanted was to remember his past so when the place was created, he ended up waking up as head of shield - while remembering everything about his long life and the world that was before that.

So of course Bobby loves it. It's all about a powerful woman creating the superior future on a whim.
 
He is getting more and more open about how he has replaced religion with worshipping MCU characters, and how he thinks it's just fucking dandy and that everyone else should worship corporate product too.
Think of just how spiritually empty that must be. No wonder he has a hair trigger response to everything and is otherwise completely fucking miserable.
Didn't the transfer mess with Spike's mind and almost drove him insane?
Yep, enough to the point that he was temporarily convinced to join the Decepticons.
His desire for immortality is really weird. A much more mature desire would be to travel through time and fix his life here and there.
If I were given immortality, I'd want to use it to explore the universe, gaining knowledge and imparting wisdom. I think there's been a few sci-fi novels about this concept.

Bob just wants immortality to consoom product and bing-bing wahoo forever.
 
His desire for immortality is really weird. A much more mature desire would be to travel through time and fix his life here and there.
even if blobbo did that, he wouldn't have the discipline to do anything.

Hell, I think all he'd do would be to try and talk about how X person or Y person is a rapist or some such thing, then he'd try to rape Lindsey Ellis's minecraft cavern asap.
 
Traitors! Put all of them to death!
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"..recognition-as-technically-human?"
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(Archive of The Hill article)

GOP = Antivaxxers (Archive to The Tennessean article)
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Blake Masters puts up a "creepy-ass campaign as" urging Americans to fight against the leadership that ships jobs to China, the internet that wants to clamp our free speech, schools that teach kids hate the country, and corporations that think they are bigger than America.
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Bob smart. Drumpf dumb.
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Some people can't get enough of Fap Widow:
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Indeed I think one of the attractions of capeshit to Bobby is that any dead character can be resurrected with a finger snap, hence practically immortal:
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Bobby binge-watches other Youtube nobodies:
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Postmodern ironic ennui. Even Bobby is tired of this shit:
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To be fair the trailer is sorta charming, but this is still CalArt bullshit, and even Bobby and co. can see it is not one bit original.

Zelda cartoon:
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The childhoods of consoomers are a goldmine for media corporations:
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Bobby and Chu-chu are growing old, out of touch with what is hip today:
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Bobby's Angels: for some reason Bobby retweets Zach Antolek's discovery that Spencer now stocks a huge variety of dildos and "BodyRage" plus-size lingerie:
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Bob has no morals despite his claims to have a world view that revolves around good and evil. Power is what matters most. The end of attaining it justifies all means.
That’s one of the reasons I’ve started to hate a lot of nerd shit, because a lot of fans are terrible people.

It’s all about power with these people.

I’ve seen people like Bob wish for the same things he dreams of; superpowers, immortality, etc. They want to be like the characters in their stories but not because they want to help people or contribute to the world. They just want glory.

They want fame, money and sex like everyone else.

But what I don’t get is why are they so obsessed with power and glory? I know these people are egomaniacs or insecure but damn, they’re fucking insane.

Can someone explain it to me? Why these losers constantly obsess over power and fame?
 
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Didn't the transfer mess with Spike's mind and almost drove him insane?

How can you give Barbie a movie?

Seriously? Any sources?

Wasn't House of M all about Scarlet Witch screwing with reality like she did in Wandavision?
Yeah, the mind transfer did almost drive Spike insane. He found it difficult to think, because "something" was telling him to "do bad things", meaning his conscience wasn't completely intact or functioning properly while in the robot body (everybody gets ideas to do bad things; it's part of being human, but the way this worked out made it seem like this was different). He was thus extremely susceptible to suggestion, which Megatron took advantage of, until his father nearly falling to his death off of a high cliff snapped him out of it.
 
Don't worry about Bob's legs. Due to sucking off Hollywood and Marvel for so long, the elites over there will cry out in horror and commission him some robot legs.

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Speaking of full-throated, Bob's twitter is just nonstop dumb shit about Marvel that I couldn't bother to screen cap. It's like, nonstop retarded dick sucking and dumb shit like this.
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Disney ain't going to cure your diabities, fatso. Also, what kind of vain faggot retweets himself?
 
Traitors! Put all of them to death!
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Just to give you an idea as to how slippery Moviebob's tumultuous relationship with reality--not to mention Bob's dumber-than-a-goldfish remembrance of history beyond fifteen minutes--let us look at how Moviebob reacted when Herr Hillary was defeated:

2017.04.15, regarding the "protests" at CSU Berkeley: "What happened in Berkley [sic] is a gang of Neanderthals [Trump voters/Conservatives/Republicans] attacking innocents whom they recognize as their betters [Hillary supporters/Liberals/Democrats]--the inheritors of a superior post-‘heartland' American future—and resent. Simple as that."

Let's also look back recently at his opinions aligning with Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter:

2017.08.12: "BLM etc are radical on the side of a better future. Cause matters. The most unpleasant anti-fascist is superior to the most pleasant fascist, because the anti-fascist aim is the better future."

2017.08.17: "If you're going to come to me with 'BLM is doing violence and The MSM won't report it!!!,' you're indicating to me that this conversation is not worth my time."

2020.05.31: "'[...] those '75 cities' [in which riots are being held in protest against former Minneapolis policeman Derek Chauvin] are where AMERICA fucking lives--outside the artificial-inflation [sic] status granted once every 4 years by Electoral College math, nobody gives a shit that '10k towns' with like 5 Texas Chainsaw families, some cows and maybe a Arbys [sic] in each of ’em are 'fine.'"

2021.01.08: "'BLM or any protest [...] could already be "crushed"--and frequently are--many times over using any number of existing laws available. [...] I'm FOR laws against, y'know, 'murder' and 'breaking into my house to rob me.'"

2021.05.04: "[…] if by '2020 riots' you mean 'Black Lives Matter Protests;' do you mean [...] election of a Dem President being consistently pushed into progressive policy, etc; for the price of GQP crocodile tears about a burnt Wendy's?"

2021.06.03: "'[...] BLM protests [...] were against police violence---good cause AND not itself related to making the virus worse like anti-lockdown was.'"

Let's not outspoken fascist Moviebob faws over the so-called anti-fascist movement known as Antifa, which which has frequently used violence to achieve its ends:

2017.08.19: "I would recommend doing some reading about BLM before drawing direct comparison with antifa and I'd look at the history of what right-wing militia groups have done under the umbrella of "protest" before you judge antifa itself."

2017.09.02: "officially labeling 'antifa' as a terrorist organization is, of course, a bridge way way WAY too far."

2020.05.31: "'Antifa' gets arrested constantly for doing (at WORST!) 50s 'street gang' Sharks and Jets bullshit ('oooh someone got PUNCHED???')"

2020.05.31: "'Antifa' isn't an actual coherent thing and the name stands for "anti-fascism" so... that's one reason previous (actual) Presidents didn't do this [...] it would literally be more of a "real thing" to criminalize the existence of Juggalos or The Itty-Bitty Titty Committee than to "officially designate Antifa as terrorists.'"

2020.06.01: "'Antifa' isn't [...] an actual thing (but the Proud Boys are, and they're pro-Trump)."

2020.09.29: "Holy. Shit. Joe Biden just stood up to Trump and refused to condemn ANTIFA, instead saying: 'ANTIFA is not an organization--it's an idea." (Side note: If you combine Moviebob's IQ with that of Joe Biden, the sum is less than half the IQ of moldy sponge.)

2021.07.06: "[...] can you imagine the hilarious police tapes of anyone who still GOES to Mar-A-Lago frantically ringing 911 all 'H-h-hello!? There's LOUD PEOPLE outside!! I think it's th' ANTIFA SUPER SOLDIERS!!!'"

Put simply, Moviebob could just be honest and say, "Political violence is OK when people and organizations I verbally support do it."



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(Archive of The Hill article)
And that, dear friends, is your Moviebob Sexist Comment of the Day.



GOP = Antivaxxers (Archive to The Tennessean article)
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Moviebob talking about "Thinkers versus Believers" again? Here's a fitting response:

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Blake Masters puts up a "creepy-ass campaign as" urging Americans to fight against the leadership that ships jobs to China, the internet that wants to clamp our free speech, schools that teach kids hate the country, and corporations that think they are bigger than America.
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Regarding Moviebob and the PinoyDems representative's takes here: The needle on my Bullshit-O-Meter spiked so quickly, it spun around the dial twice before flying off. Anyone who believes "raising a family on a single income" is synonymous with "women should not work" is a fucking loon. How so?
  1. Military families with the father's long-distance deployment.
  2. Arrangements in which the mother works and the father stays at home to tend to the children.
  3. Fatherless families as a result of divorce or the father's death.
  4. A woman moving in with her parents in order to financially support them.
I'm sure other circumstances exist.



My guess is that Bob's knowledge on human psychology extends no further than a glancing over a Wikipedia page. What I'd like to know is, how does Moviebob know Art History? Does Mr. History live down the street from him?



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Moviebob isn't that dumb. He's much, much dumber than just merely "that dumb".



"Unnecessary people"! I think just filled out my Moviebob Bingo card...



Speaking of, I think I saw Moviebob's doppelgänger in one of the CD-I Zelda games (of which I hold no opinion; I've never played any of them)...
 
You're a better person than I am.
Eh, think nothing of it. Bob might be a nasty, vindictive bridge troll, but I don't think there's anything he's done that's bad enough to warrant fucking amputation.

Plus. losing his legs would only make him more insufferable. He thinks he was "robbed" of his superior magical future robot body now, wait until he starts complaining that were it not for mayoghouls (somehow) holding back medical science, his legs could have been SAVED! Or at least replaced with mechanical chicken-walkers.
 
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