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[5t3n0g0ph3r]

-Jeremy has a small refrigerator in his stream room that says "G Fuel" on it (apparently that's a "gaming and epsorts energy drink") . He talks about the fridge and Alfredo namedrops the drink, I think they are being paid to promote it

Imagine trying to get a sponsorship like Pewdiepie's:

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To be fair, the Wumpa Fruit flavor is pretty tasty.
Hmm... The Sonic Peach Rings flavor is sold out, though.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

An hour and a half long podcast, and that's all that happened. Fucking oof that's boring.

 

[Chilson]

-Alfredo says that he plans to be very, very drunk during the next episode of Off Topic
-Jeremy asks if they are allowed to get drunk at any of the RTX events and says that the last time he was in Austin he was not allowed to "get fucked up" while at the office

-"Who's to say I can't just come in fucking hammered?"-Alfredo, talking about arriving to work drunk

Jesus fuck, people get less shitfaced on a weekend binge at the Bar during a major sporting event than these fucks do daily.

-Alfredo wonders out loud about who decided that RTX would go on for 10 days. Michael says "not us" and says that the audience is lucky that they are not in charge of such decisions because if so than RTX would be a (mediocre) one day event

So instead of having one okay day of events, you instead get 10 shitty days with a production house that barely has any content spread out far too thinly...yeah the audience is really missing out.

-Alfredo says that he recently watched the movie F9, he says it was really dumb but he enjoyed it very much

-Michael says that he likes Marvel movies, Spiderman in particular. He compares them to The Office

-Alfredo says that he, Trevor and Louis(?) "had a full blown like, I mean DEEP discussion about Loki, I mean the tv series on Disneyplus™"

These people are in the entertainment industry and aspire to make movies and TV shows. I have seen Redditors with better taste and better understanding of the medium.

-Alfredo says that he is an idiot

-From the way Alfredo tells it Meg was a bitch toward the worker(s) in the escape room

Alfredo is just stating the obvious now. What will he say next, that water is wet?

-Jeremy has a small refrigerator in his stream room that says "G Fuel" on it (apparently that's a "gaming and epsorts energy drink") . He talks about the fridge and Alfredo namedrops the drink, I think they are being paid to promote it

-Michael says that he likes aforementioned drink very much

You have like 10 ad reads in this video already one more wasn't going to hurt you Michael. just say your doing an ad for G Fuel instead of this obvious and blatantly dishonest shill tactic.

Good lord, reading this fucking summary is exhausting. I have no clue how you can sit through this garbage @Insalubrious.

 

[pephickshigh]

Spoiler: Off Topic #291 Notes

-Michael, Matt, Jeremy (from home) and Alfredo are on this episode

-Alfredo fiddles with Jeremy's knob

-"It felt nice, it tickled"-Jeremy

-Alfredo says that he plans to be very, very drunk during the next episode of Off Topic

-Michael says that Jeremy will be in town for some RTX "events"

-They talk about RTX for some minutes

-Jeremy is on a heavy delay, they keep referencing it and it is very noticeable

-Alfredo wonders out loud about who decided that RTX would go on for 10 days. Michael says "not us" and says that the audience is lucky that they are not in charge of such decisions because if so than RTX would be a (mediocre) one day event

-Jeremy asks if they are allowed to get drunk at any of the RTX events and says that the last time he was in Austin he was not allowed to "get fucked up" while at the office

-"Who's to say I can't just come in fucking hammered?"-Alfredo, talking about arriving to work drunk

-Michael tells a story about how he encouraged a friend (non RT related) to call in sick to work even though they weren't sick

-Michael says that he recently took a week off of work for vacation

-Alfredo says that he recently watched the movie F9, he says it was really dumb but he enjoyed it very much

-Jeremy pulls up a picture of John Cena on his monitor

-There is an ad read for Felix Gray

-They talk about the Fast and Furious movies for what feels like an hour

-There is an ad read for betterhelp

-They continue to talk about the Fast and Furious movies

-Michael says that he likes Marvel movies, Spiderman in particular. He compares them to The Office

-Alfredo says that he, Trevor and Louis(?) "had a full blown like, I mean DEEP discussion about Loki, I mean the tv series on Disneyplus™"

-Alfredo talks about some board game, apparently his girlfriend likes to play it incorrectly on purpose

-there is an ad read for some online stamp company (just buy them at the post office you lazy faggot)

-Michael says that they are "almost" back at the office

-Michael tries to use Camp Betrayal as a selling point for becoming a first member

-Alfredo talks about doing an escape room when he went to visit Jeremy with his gf, Gavin and Meg (the episode title is based on a joke from this conversation that I'm not sure that I fully understand)

-Alfredo says that he is an idiot

-From the way Alfredo tells it Meg was a bitch toward the worker(s) in the escape room

-They keep talking about escape rooms

-They talk about Banjo Tooie

-Michael talks about how he has been playing all of the games from the Souls series

-Alfredo acts like a diva about people in his stream chat trying to give him advice about how to play Dark Souls

-Jeremy has put 1000+ hours into The Binding of Isaac

-Jeremy has started playing Minecraft again (both for his stream and for fun)

-Matt says that he has spent countless hours into Minecraft and that it is a significant portion of his life

-Jeremy has a small refrigerator in his stream room that says "G Fuel" on it (apparently that's a "gaming and epsorts energy drink") . He talks about the fridge and Alfredo namedrops the drink, I think they are being paid to promote it

-Michael says that he likes aforementioned drink very much

-Michael shills first membership and RTX and then the podcast ends

You have like 10 ad reads in this video already one more wasn't going to hurt you Michael. just say your doing an ad for G Fuel instead of this obvious and blatantly dishonest shill tactic.
.

The podcast is like a six degrees of separation game for advertisements. Some are 1st degree which is a direct ad, while others are a 4th degree where it seems weird and then they finally get to the direct ad and you realize the last 15 minutes was all just a round about extended advertisement for that particular product.

 

[Pizdec]

-Alfredo wonders out loud about who decided that RTX would go on for 10 days. Michael says "not us" and says that the audience is lucky that they are not in charge of such decisions because if so than RTX would be a (mediocre) one day event

They say this as if it's a punishment that it would only be one day, when realistically it should be a weekend event and nothing more.

-Jeremy asks if they are allowed to get drunk at any of the RTX events and says that the last time he was in Austin he was not allowed to "get fucked up" while at the office

HOLY SHIT I WONDER FUCKING WHY.

-"Who's to say I can't just come in fucking hammered?"-Alfredo, talking about arriving to work drunk

Whose to say you won't get kicked out of the office for the day and made another example?

 

[Druveer]

-Alfredo wonders out loud about who decided that RTX would go on for 10 days. Michael says "not us" and says that the audience is lucky that they are not in charge of such decisions because if so than RTX would be a (mediocre) one day event

Going down from a mediocre 10 day event of a one day event would be an improvement.

-"Who's to say I can't just come in fucking hammered?"-Alfredo, talking about arriving to work drunk

HR of any company where adults work or there is any sense of professionalism.

-From the way Alfredo tells it Meg was a bitch toward the worker(s) in the escape room

Nobody is surprised.

-Michael shills first membership and RTX and then the podcast ends

Apparently a few hours too late.

 

[yasscat]

They say this as if it's a punishment that it would only be one day, when realistically it should be a weekend event and nothing more.

It actually is a weekend event. It only started being 10 days long last year, with the pandemic.

 

[You're an idiot]

-They talk about Banjo Tooie

THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS I KNOW IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS MICHAEL BUT PLEASE FINISH THE GAME AAAAHHHHH-
Anyway, I just really enjoyed his fullplays of anything he did, and I'm convinced it would do him good to be away from all the shit at RT for an extended period of time. Like he might find himself again and remember he wasn't always a bootlicking corporate shill.

 

[Your NSA Handler]

THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS I KNOW IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS MICHAEL BUT PLEASE FINISH THE GAME AAAAHHHHH-
Anyway, I just really enjoyed his fullplays of anything he did, and I'm convinced it would do him good to be away from all the shit at RT for an extended period of time. Like he might find himself again and remember he wasn't always a bootlicking corporate shill.

I think it’s fear that keeps him there. Partially fear of being canceled, but an overall fear of not being able to hack it on his own. While streaming seems to still be a stable-ish income stream for those popular enough, I have to imagine it could seem like a huge risk to part with an ostensibly much more stable job in the form of an employer that is essentially responsible for all of his popularity. It’s hard to tell when you’re living your life as an e-celeb. I’m sure to Michael the distinction between what RT was and what RT is is a blurry one.

From the outside it’s obvious that dude should bounce. He’s probably terrified of going it alone, though. Especially with his being bound to Lindsay the talentless hack. She could never do a real job outside of RT.

 

[Tom Honks]

You know after having not watched an achievement hunter video for an extended period of time. Today said fuck it I’ll watch one and what was the first thing I’m greeted with in the opening seconds of said video a motherfuckin ad. When did this become a thing I used to like their custom intros like it’s the whole group singing “it’s a jungle out there” or the iconic “cheese” how did we go from that to an ad and mind you I fuckin pay to not see ads on YouTube if your gonna have an ad at least put in somewhere near the end and try and make it organic to the video. I might be sperging out here but wtf ….they literally sold their souls

 

[DimitryPidarBlyat]

You know after having not watched an achievement hunter video for an extended period of time. Today said fuck it I’ll watch one and what was the first thing I’m greeted with in the opening seconds of said video a motherfuckin ad. When did this become a thing I used to like their custom intros like it’s the whole group singing “it’s a jungle out there” or the iconic “cheese” how did we go from that to an ad and mind you I fuckin pay to not see ads on YouTube if your gonna have an ad at least put in somewhere near the end and try and make it organic to the video. I might be sperging out here but wtf ….they literally sold their souls

That was exactly what I thought too. I clicked on a video and first thing I got was an ad for NordVPN. I closed the video right there. Like, are they that strapped for cash that they now put ads as their intros? Why do I even ask, of course they are, it's the only way they make money anymore with their dwindling fanbase.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

I think it’s fear that keeps him there. Partially fear of being canceled, but an overall fear of not being able to hack it on his own. While streaming seems to still be a stable-ish income stream for those popular enough, I have to imagine it could seem like a huge risk to part with an ostensibly much more stable job in the form of an employer that is essentially responsible for all of his popularity. It’s hard to tell when you’re living your life as an e-celeb. I’m sure to Michael the distinction between what RT was and what RT is is a blurry one.

From the outside it’s obvious that dude should bounce. He’s probably terrified of going it alone, though. Especially with his being bound to Lindsay the talentless hack. She could never do a real job outside of RT.

Probably wouldn't be smart to give up a stable job when you have 2 kids as well. When it comes to Streaming, the income can fluctuate wildly depending on the time of year and when you have 2 kids to take care of, something more stable is more preferable. Even if the highs of streaming can be pretty high. Also, I can't imagine his wife would be that happy about him quitting the company either. Might make things a bit awkward but sos smashing your side piece Fiona.

I don't doubt Michael could hack it as a streamer. A lot of his solo stuff he'd post to his channel was actually pretty entertaining and I think a change of pace would help revitalize him pretty well.

 

[yasscat]

Might make things a bit awkward but sos smashing your side piece Fiona.

Why is everyone convinced that Fiona, a noted lesbian, is sleeping with Michael, who is not a woman?

 

[CptnSnshn]

Why is everyone convinced that Fiona, a noted lesbian, is sleeping with Michael, who is not a woman?

Beacuse she's said she's not a lesbian she's bi.

 

[yasscat]

That's the lesbian pride flag.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Why is everyone convinced that Fiona, a noted lesbian, is sleeping with Michael, who is not a woman?

Because of shit said on the Off Topic podcast.

 

[lolwut]

Why is everyone convinced that Fiona, a noted lesbian, is sleeping with Michael, who is not a woman?

Because Kiwi Farms bills itself as "TMZ for retards."

 

[RJ MacReady]

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That's the lesbian pride flag.

I still have barely any clue who this woman is besides a professional nigger but god damn she is a fuck ugly alien.

 

[3MMA]

If she uses a tumblr flag, she’s probably a “queer” type of lesbian. More importantly, probably recites the party line about troons being women. Those types think lesbians have to fuck men.

Finally, Michael looks like the last of the 90’s lesbians, or he did there, for a good while. Now, if he cut his hair, he probably looks like an early aughts dyke, before her entire friend group ftm-out. All Michael has to say to get some queer lesbo puss, is he’s non-binary, or some shit.

It’s likely that he’s just a nice, autist, probably going out of his way to make a newer, unpopular, cast mate, more comfortable by giving her lots of attention & joking around. I say autist, as he likely doesn’t realize it reads like she’s his side piece to some people who watch.

 

[yasscat]

If she uses a tumblr flag,

That's not the ~tumblr flag~.

It’s likely that he’s just a nice, autist, probably going out of his way to make a newer, unpopular, cast mate, more comfortable by giving her lots of attention & joking around. I say autist, as he likely doesn’t realize it reads like she’s his side piece to some people who watch.

You're not wrong. I just never got that vibe.