Yeah and he lives in a super secure complex where they have an agreement with the local cops that when you press the super secret emergency number (912 instead of 911) they'll be there in less than three minutes to detain any joggers or teenagers fresh from the corner store with Arizona grape drank and skittles in hand cause they know they don't belong because there are no joggers in that community so they must be trespassing.
With how weird OIC is and how often he tells Phil he "loves him", I wouldn't be surprised if he DID want to have sex with Philly-boy.
Bro I don’t even wanna think about that. That’s like hitting the Mega Millions and blowing it all on a can of Great Value tuna.
Fair point. He must not care about personality though. Kat has about as much personality as a bag of rocks, or me.
You're not even mentioning that a prospective partner would also have to be alright with his internet presence. From the behavior he exhibits to the cult following he has, there's plenty to ward off someone with common sense and decency, even if he wasn't a massive pile of lying dogshit. Shit, dating with a felony record is probably easier.
I love the silent majority delusions Dave has. Another question I have is if the majority is thousands strong, couldn't a few of them tip behind the scenes? I mean he is always tight on cash.
Yeah the gambling addiction is strong with this one. I'm also questioning the stuff he has in his house more recently. I bet he tries to spoil Khet but with the addiction he probably has eased up on nice stuff for the house(not for khet)....He needs that money for champions, he really does. WWEC, Doordash, and a bottle of gin daily get really expensive.
Our boy Poo Twister
believes he found Gary's facebook and other things....sorry, gotta credit @UaineRunei too if he looked into Gary as well. Apparently he wants too be fucked by older men and he is an older man himself. There was something about posting to come "fuck my ass as well." Think its in DSP fan thread. From the looks of it he could be a brit living in Thailand i believe. I'm starting to believe poo twister more after seeing this stuff that Gary is interested in Dave. I also thought Gary was Only Ingests Cum for awhile, but after seeing some of this guys stuff I believe its a different person and they like Dave...wink wink. The old mans facebook even has some vidya games in a picture of an entertainment center..
And phil wants to sleep with kat to cuck Jim.
she's probably skinnier by now, they probably both burn upwards of 6,000 calories in a day by doing their weekly grocery shopping, appointments, browsing the mall, having to take jasper to the vet, ect. This doesn't even include the undercover workout regime they share since Dave is able to do marine-level push ups. I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty fucking scared seeing a 6'0 240 lbs quarter italian half polish man carrying groceries from his car to their house using a cart. You know how much strength that requires with a permanent herniated disk?
Why does the most honest man on the internet feel the need to stop recording for you tube upload? Does he not realize anyone watching an upload, then checking out a live stream, will see the difference and wonder why he needs to pull this shenanigan? I guess they wouldn't once they saw the berating for low tips and more hardcore begging but still.........
If I'm a viewer, I would automatically assume they do because that's his definition of support.
I'd guess around 200 lbs. She must be really big for Phil to not even take strange IG pics of her anymore.
Wouldn't surprise me in the least if OIC saw Phil's disastrous career, dead-bedroom marriage, terrible cook of a soulmaid, and "getting to play video games all day" as the pinnacle of what's possible in life.
