Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 193 14.0%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 781 56.8%

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Better to embrace death and eat large quantities of high quality food until your heart implodes. This middle-ground, garbage, diarrhea inducing food with a pinch of make believe healthy ingredients is the worst option.
Yeah, but Jack wants to pretend he cares about his health so Tammy and the Doctor don't say mean things about him that hurts his malignant and bloated ego.
 
You know what's far better than pumping replacement sweetners into your food?

Learning to enjoy whole natural foods without any added sweetness.
I know way too many people like Jack, and not necessarily overweight, who's health would improve if they made that effort. But they've gotten so acclimated to consuming artificial flavors and sugar they find natural food repulsive. Maybe in the future it will have a medical term, Scalfani syndrome.
 
I wouldn't knock monkfruit or stevia. They're actually really good alternatives when you want to sweeten your tea or coffee. If you want to focus on why he's posting about it however, I'll be more than happy to point out that he's doing the equivalent of a "Four large big mac meals and a diet coke." It's ultimately pointless and he's only doing to to go "Look look I'm on my diet like I said I was!"

As for the Splenda brand bullshit, Monkfruit is extremely potent and generally gets cut with Erythitol, chances are he'll be destroying his toilet every day. I know this from unfortunate experience. If he's overdoing it with the extract, it'll only be worse for him.
 

Jack’s big sauce annoucement is here! The sauce is going nationwide, baby!!!

Except it’s not. It looks like the only thing Jack’s managed to accomplish is getting it into the supply chain of a c-tier hardware co-op chain. You still have to pester the individual franchise owner to actually order the product. Virtually no one is going to do that.

The audio mix on this is also extremely atrocious. Way too loud, plus it’s jarring. #15yearsofyoutubeexperience. Jack’s also extra smug and extra punchable in this, especially when the only thing he’s accomplished is calling in a favor from his brother.
 

Jack’s big sauce annoucement is here! The sauce is going nationwide, baby!!!

Except it’s not. It looks like the only thing Jack’s managed to accomplish is getting it into the supply chain of a c-tier hardware co-op. You still have to pester the individual franchise owner to actually order the product. Virtually no one is going to do that.

The audio mix on this is also extremely atrocious. Way too loud, plus it’s jarring. #15yearsofyoutubeexperience.
I doubt any of these stores will actually stock it. They'll just have your one bottle shipped to their store. I'd be surprised if there's more than a store or two that gets more than one person asking for the sauce. Jack is an idiot.
 
What is the music in this video? Also, the one video that would make sense for him to promote across multiple channels, and he doesn’t. SMH

Edit: it looks like he posted on JOTG and CWJ channels, it didn’t show up when I first checked CWJ though.
 
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Jack’s big sauce annoucement is here! The sauce is going nationwide, baby!!!

Except it’s not. It looks like the only thing Jack’s managed to accomplish is getting it into the supply chain of a c-tier hardware co-op chain. You still have to pester the individual franchise owner to actually order the product. Virtually no one is going to do that.

The audio mix on this is also extremely atrocious. Way too loud, plus it’s jarring. #15yearsofyoutubeexperience. Jack’s also extra smug and extra punchable in this, especially when the only thing he’s accomplished is calling in a favor from his brother.
so the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT he's been teasing for almost a year now is "call a store near you and see if they'll order some for you to pick up." that's probably the most jack thing ever

the store manager looked like he had done some research on jack beforehand and clearly hated the sauce
 

Jack’s big sauce annoucement is here! The sauce is going nationwide, baby!!!

Except it’s not. It looks like the only thing Jack’s managed to accomplish is getting it into the supply chain of a c-tier hardware co-op chain. You still have to pester the individual franchise owner to actually order the product. Virtually no one is going to do that.

The audio mix on this is also extremely atrocious. Way too loud, plus it’s jarring. #15yearsofyoutubeexperience. Jack’s also extra smug and extra punchable in this, especially when the only thing he’s accomplished is calling in a favor from his brother.
Gotta admit I'm surprised only that he's making a big deal out of the whole "Nation Wide" thing.

Yeah total bullshit but he always seemed like the kind of douche who would claim his sauces are "World Wide" due to him selling them online.

You know same type of assholes who claim on IMDB to have television credits for making YouTube videos.
 
the store manager looked like he had done some research on jack beforehand and clearly hated the sauce

For me it seemed like he didn't want to piss Jack off by telling him his opinion or having a hoitytoity show in the store with Mr. Scalfani.

Also, what does the gift package contain? One of his many Kitchen gadgets? Smoker? Cheap ass Knives? His Sauces & Gourmet seasonings?
 
How much do you think Jack spent on this venture? The hardware chain is gonna need some minimum level of stock in the warehouse to meet store orders or online sales, and I doubt they actually agreed to straight up buy it upfront. So in return for getting into the chain, Jack supplies the initial amount out of his own pocket, and gets paid out when actual orders ship, a trial basis sort of deal.

Makes me wonder how deep into the red the whole venture is, historically.
 
How much do you think Jack spent on this venture? The hardware chain is gonna need some minimum level of stock in the warehouse to meet store orders or online sales, and I doubt they actually agreed to straight up buy it upfront. So in return for getting into the chain, Jack supplies the initial amount out of his own pocket, and gets paid out when actual orders ship, a trial basis sort of deal.

Makes me wonder how deep into the red the whole venture is, historically.
Since this sauce video went live, I've actually been trying to figure out the logistics of this deal. This PDF seems to summarize how DIBs work. Per how I'm reading it, they'll pay him the agreed cost + 2% 90 days after it gets delivered to them, and they have full right of return.
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Can someone smarter than me explain this? Assuming I'm not incorrect, they're just going to stock his shit sauces for 80 days, then return anything that doesn't sell since it won't be profitable to carry.

Interesting note is that he needed at least $2 million in product liability insurance. On top of him paying out of pocket for sauce production (unless he managed to get payment terms from his vendor), that couldn't have been cheap. Maybe it's provided by the sauce manufacturer though. Too bad Jack doesn't use a qualified Sauce Wholesaler to handle it for him, it would allow the farms a lot more insight into the operations.
 
Since this sauce video went live, I've actually been trying to figure out the logistics of this deal. This PDF seems to summarize how DIBs work. Per how I'm reading it, they'll pay him the agreed cost + 2% 90 days after it gets delivered to them, and they have full right of return.
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Can someone smarter than me explain this? Assuming I'm not incorrect, they're just going to stock his shit sauces for 80 days, then return anything that doesn't sell since it won't be profitable to carry.

Interesting note is that he needed at least $2 million in product liability insurance. On top of him paying out of pocket for sauce production (unless he managed to get payment terms from his vendor), that couldn't have been cheap. Maybe it's provided by the sauce manufacturer though. Too bad Jack doesn't use a qualified Sauce Wholesaler to handle it for him, it would allow the farms a lot more insight into the operations.
This will end hilariously. In about a year, Jack will be sitting on roughly 95 per cent of the initial run, and we’ll be right back where we started with this shit: an ageing, expiring batch of Jacksauce that he’ll attempt to sell off through Amazon.
 

Jack’s big sauce annoucement is here! The sauce is going nationwide, baby!!!

Except it’s not. It looks like the only thing Jack’s managed to accomplish is getting it into the supply chain of a c-tier hardware co-op chain. You still have to pester the individual franchise owner to actually order the product. Virtually no one is going to do that.

The audio mix on this is also extremely atrocious. Way too loud, plus it’s jarring. #15yearsofyoutubeexperience. Jack’s also extra smug and extra punchable in this, especially when the only thing he’s accomplished is calling in a favor from his brother.
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At 3:11 he says this will be a great opportunity for you. He says it's easier than just ordering it in the mail because the package gets destroyed. I have ordered hundreds of things online and not once has anything come in destroyed, and even if it does you can easily send it back for a replacement. This is probably because Jack is too cheap to ship his sauces in proper protective containers. He seriously thinks it is easier to :

-go to obscure website
-search for store
-find nearby store
-call store
-talk to manager
-explain to them what the sauce is
-ask them to bring sauce to store (if they even want to waste money shipping a product that won't sell)
-wait days/weeks for sauce to arrive at store
-waste gas driving to the store
-buy sauce in store
-drive back home

Instead of just having the shit delivered to your doorstep. The way he is describing this is like some MLM scam. Instead of him just calling all of these stores himself and negotiating he is forcing us to do the footwork for him. Fuck off mushbrain I ain't falling for it.
 
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