DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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As everyone knows he doesn't even leave the pigpen, why he wants portability, to jerk off to his new 5 Star Hulkster or something?
He could maybe get bluestacks, then he could play his Champions on it. Waste $500 so he can waste more money for JPEGs. I think he's baiting it hoping someone will buy it for him. He doesn't need the Steam Deck, and I doubt he even wants it. He likely thinks he'll get more views and money if he gets one to "review".
 
DSP doesn't need portability though?
I believe he's trying to hype it up as an asset to his streams, how it would improve it. Getting his paypiggies warmed up. Doesn't matter really what he says at this point, excited pig makes excitable paypiggies happy. I stopped trying to figure his fans out before I stopped trying to figure him out.

And of course it would be forgotten again 1 month after he got it, after he complained about how user unfriendly it is and how Steam is full of shit sitting on their asses all day long.
 
His pitch for the "StreamDeck" Was almost note for note his beg for the Series X.

If I got ___ I can do ___ for the Schtreems

Right after this he's using his new console to play an Xbox 360 game two gens back.

Also his facial hair is now a offset Double Decker mustache

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He's baiting the Steam Deck by saying that PC gaming's setback is that it isn't portable. Like, dude, stop. It's enough.
Watch. His paypigs are gonna fund it, and then he's gonna beg for a capture card so he can stream games with it, then the paypigs are gonna fund the capture card, and then he's gonna let the thing collect dust after a week.
 
He could maybe get bluestacks, then he could play his Champions on it. Waste $500 so he can waste more money for JPEGs. I think he's baiting it hoping someone will buy it for him. He doesn't need the Steam Deck, and I doubt he even wants it. He likely thinks he'll get more views and money if he gets one to "review".
Why he would even need it tho considering the game runs on almost any phone with those N64 visuals
 
Why he would even need it tho considering the game runs on almost any phone with those N64 visuals
He doesn't need it, it just gives him another device to stare at sweaty men on. Plus, he could finally delete the game off his phone and show his phone on stream; "See, you fucking nudnik trolls, there are NO GAMES on my phone!" Then he'll goat laugh.
 
Someone should bring up that El Gato Stream Deck that was gifted to him and ask him why he’s too lazy to upgrade to Windows 10.
Someone should bring up literally anything that he's memory holed that he refuses to do to appear even the slightest like he's trying to take content creation seriously since Machinima stopped watching over him.
 
He could maybe get bluestacks, then he could play his Champions on it. Waste $500 so he can waste more money for JPEGs. I think he's baiting it hoping someone will buy it for him. He doesn't need the Steam Deck, and I doubt he even wants it. He likely thinks he'll get more views and money if he gets one to "review".
DSP is lazy/retarded enough to not uninstall the game from his phone to show off proving da trollz wrong before installing it again offscreen?
 
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Ok this ^ This shit I hate.

"BACK FROM BREAK" you were gone for a day Phil, 1 singular day, 24 hours. Stop making it sound like you were gone for months.
A single day break and now he is back to a game that could be played on an Xbox 360. FFS, the Series X is powerful enough to do Wii emulation and this is what he does!?
 
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