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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

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  • Rioley

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  • Penis

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  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
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  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
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    Votes: 650 28.8%
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    Votes: 306 13.6%

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In March, a volunteer escorted two armed men away at gunpoint after they were spotted climbing the hill toward the ranch house, Logue says. The identity of the men is unknown.
Not so quick to name Earl when there is a chance the story will get checked out.
Reuters has reviewed several hostile and anonymous online messages, two containing death threats. One was an image manipulated to show a gun pointed at the ranch house.
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I wonder if they mean this one?
 
Reuters revealed that Westcliffe county in Colorado (pop 5000) is riddled with militia movements - 1. Three Percenters; 2. Oath Keepers; 3. Tranchers. Seems ominous yet reveals the great diversity that can be achieved within the "Calll of Duty" LARPing community. To think, middle-aged men have shown us the way to diversity! Also gives truth to the old pro-gun trope of everyone will be safer if everyone owns a gun.

I especially liked the last line, " As she began to drift off to sleep, she rolled toward the edge of the bed. Logue's hand fell off the side of the mattress and came to rest, instinctively, on her rifle."

All around fair article. Good job Reuters. Also, Bravo reality show when?
 
From the article

Not so quick to name Earl when there is a chance the story will get checked out.


I wonder if they mean this one?
I fully believe they do indeed mean that Fallout picture.

I was debating whether or not to use this thing as the first person model since it's more distinctly Fallout. That gun is a pistol from Counter Strike, which I considered solely because it's depicted more realistically to fit the setting. The reason I considered using the weapon below as the model in the first place, however, is because I felt a picture of a first person shooter depicting the tranch would let them make the excuse that it's intended to be threatening rather than to show it's a video game.

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In the end, I decided to use that Counter Strike pistol model for that very reason, because it's such a reach to find that image threatening in any capacity, so them doing so would be hilarious, which it is.

For the the people from the tranch reading this, here's some information, since I have plenty of evidence to suggest you don't understand guns too well. That gun is being held from the hip, which is the default position for nearly any shooter since the late 90's. Any footage of a video game will display a gun being held that way regardless of the context it is in, be it the middle of a war zone or the character's own home while they pick out what TV dinner they want that night. If you're going to be generous and ignore that you can't properly infer any form of malicious intent knowing this, on top of the fact the most recent Fallout games involve building peaceful shantytown settlements which the image is meant to play off of, that gun would do nothing but strike the dirt or well past the right of the house from that position.

Saying "they posted a picture depicting a person pointing a gun at our tranch commune" sounds provocative without actually displaying it. Maybe it would be convincing if you somehow managed to crop out the clear menu elements and logos from the photos which inform the viewer what video game it's meant to be parodying. But you show anybody that photo and, assuming they have just a passing understanding of the Fallout series which is set in a post-nuclear apocalyptic wasteland, they'll start laughing. Unlike you, I nor nobody else in this thread have ever pointed a gun at random houses, people, or passing cars, which you have admitted of doing with photographic evidence.
 
Unlike you, I nor nobody else in this thread have ever pointed a gun at random houses, people, or passing cars, which you have
Reminder that I love the work you do and appreciate every second of it you crazy madman.

Edit: now I want to see the tranch inserted into more games. I'll fire up MSPaint my troon warcrime commiter in a bit.
 

Article found on Drudge today from Reuters.

There's an even better version here complete with photos and a ten minute video finishing with Bonnie holding back a tear, and a pan across the desolate moonscape. I won't bother copying those photos because they're all a bit dull, but I don't know how she wrote the caption "Logue and Ash Kreis hug Nelson after Nelson gave a particularly difficult on camera interview." with a straight face.

Take a look at the gut on that
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A side on view of Kevin. Another lard arse with distinctly unfeminine fat distribution. vlcsnap-2021-07-16-15h59m37s077.png
Meanwhile another troon helped out by writing words on bits of paper. I'll accept this as genuinely girlie behaviour, but even those who do this grow out of it by the time they hit twelve.vlcsnap-2021-07-16-15h59m59s090.png
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Reminder that I love the work you do and appreciate every second of it you crazy madman.

Edit: now I want to see the tranch inserted into more games. I'll fire up MSPaint my troon warcrime commiter in a bit.
4 Gorillion hours in MS Paint Later:

You can encounter many abnomalies in the Zone...
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(sponsored by Gamespot!)

Alternatively: keep yer critters safe!
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Protect Bubba and your lil paca pals from rival rancher Earl!

I'm out of ideas and tired from my 6 brazillian hours of emotional labor ™️ , feel free to make edits yourself instead.

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There's an even better version here complete with photos and a ten minute video finishing with Bonnie holding backa tear, and a pan across the desolate moonscape. I won't bother copying those photos because they're all a bit dull, but I don't know how she wrote the caption "Logue and Ash Kreis hug Nelson after Nelson gave a particularly difficult on camera interview." with a straight face.

Take a look at the gut on that
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They started the shearing with some sort of aboriginal drum beating and prayer. Is this not cultural appropriation? Not e that living off grid means using a generator to power a compressor to power the shears.View attachment 2352700
A side on view of Kevin. Another lard arse with distinctly unfeminine fat distribution. View attachment 2352702
Meanwhile another troon helped out by writing words on bits of paper. I'll accept this as genuinely girlie behaviour, but even those who do this grow out of it by the time they hit twelve.View attachment 2352703
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Fucking powder keg.
 
4 Gorillion hours in MS Paint Later:

You can encounter many abnomalies in the Zone...
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(sponsored by Gamespot!)

Alternatively: keep yer critters safe!
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Protect Bubba and your lil paca pals from rival rancher Earl!

I'm out of ideas and tired from my 6 brazillian hours of emotional labor ™️ , feel free to make edits yourself instead.


Nah, what you really want to edit in is some crop growing from Age of Empires. The Star Wars version would fit in quite nicely.
 
Oh we got a fucking goldmine today don't we? I'm posting stuff that wasn't covered because wow.

NEW FLUFF PIECE!!! Here
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Entire Fluff Piece Text for Kiwis who don't want to click:

At the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, trans farmers raise alpaca, patrol for threats​

Westcliffe, United States
Leah MillisLeah Millis

Updated today18 images VIDEO

The ranch hand walks along rocky ground, the beam of her flashlight cutting through the moonlit night. She holds a shotgun loosely at her side during her patrol of an alpaca ranch founded as a haven for transgender and non-binary people.

Penny Logue, who grew up on a farm, started the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado in 2018. It had been two years since Logue had begun her transition and the U.S. Human Rights Campaign, an LGBTQ advocacy group, had just declared 2017 the deadliest documented year so far for members of the trans and gender non-conforming community, with 31 people killed.

Logue says she saw that many in the LGBTQ community had nowhere to feel safe and struggled to find employment, housing, and peace of mind.

"You have people that are brilliant, that just can't interact with society in a normal way," Logue says. "They just get shoved down every time they pop their head up and you watch it over and over and over again."

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Logue initially rented a ranch in northern Colorado to raise alpacas, whose wool is sold as a prized weaving material. In March 2020 the operation moved just outside the small town of Westcliffe in southern Colorado with 86 alpaca, 20 chickens, 40 ducks, several dogs and cats, and nine people.


On the ranch, gender is never assumed. Inhabitants are free to love who they love and be who they are. Rainbow and anti-fascist flags adorn the walls, including one featuring the three arrows of the World War II-era German anti-Nazi, anti-fascist Iron Front.
"I got here and I experienced a love and acceptance that I never did before," says ranch co-owner Bonnie Nelson. "I had true family for the first time."

AN UNSETTLING DEMONSTRATION
As they settled into Custer County, the newcomers offered to do odd jobs for neighbors, started a community garden, and helped helm a recycling program.
Logue says that won them a number of residents' support, despite some ideological differences with conservative Custer County, home to about 5,000 people.

On July 4, 2020, Logue and Nelson headed into town for coffee at their favorite spot. The Westcliffe Independence parade had been canceled because of pandemic restrictions. Logue and Nelson saw a steady stream of protesters, a number of whom were openly carrying guns. Some wore body armor.
Amid American flags, one demonstrator carried a banner bearing the emblem of right-wing militia group the Three Percenters, video of the event shows. Another wore a shirt that declared, 'It's OK to be White.' The phrase, according to the Anti-Defamation League, has become a rallying cry among white supremacists.

Logue said she was the grandchild of Armenian genocide survivors and grew up on stories that taught her to respond to "anything that looks like fascism." She wrote in a tweet that same day: "The Fourth of July parade in #westcliffe was a Nazi propaganda parade, I've never been so unsettled."


Alpacas are seen lounging near a 50 ft rental tent, which is decorated with trans and anarchist flags for "Shear-A-Palooza".
Messages and calls expressing transphobic hatred and disdain for the ranchers' anti-fascism began then, according to Logue. Reuters has reviewed several hostile and anonymous online messages, two containing death threats. One was an image manipulated to show a gun pointed at the ranch house.
In March, a volunteer escorted two armed men away at gunpoint after they were spotted climbing the hill toward the ranch house, Logue says. The identity of the men is unknown.

The ranchers talked about the hostility in media interviews, hoping increased attention would scare off harassers. Logue says they installed cameras, obtained body armor, began to build a taller fence, and stepped up firearms training.

The ranchers have not reported any of the threats to the Custer County Sheriff's Department. The ranchers said they declined to do so in part because they had seen Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly in a video speaking at a 2015 rally held near Westcliffe on the anniversary of the founding of the right-wing Oath Keepers, whose members believe the federal government is encroaching on their rights and who try to recruit, among others, law enforcement officers.

Byerly confirmed to Reuters that he spoke at the rally, but said that he does not belong to the Oath Keepers. In the speech, a video of which was reviewed by Reuters, he spoke about gun rights and his feeling that some unnamed U.S. leaders were showing signs of "tyranny." The Oath Keepers did not immediately reply to requests for comment.

Byerly said his deputies checked out media reports of threats against the ranch and found no evidence. He said ranchers were not contacted for the informal investigation because his deputies did not feel welcome at the ranch.
In an initial interview with Reuters, he described a "confrontational" exchange between armed ranchers and one of his deputies, who he said was barred from entering the ranch when he went to investigate an April 22 car accident involving a ranch hand.

Kallen Ondrejkovics, Hand, Logue, and Sky Nelson tie down an alpaca so it can be sheared.
Footage from the deputy's body cam video during his visit the day of the accident, obtained through a public records request, shows a single ranch hand, not visibly carrying weapons. The ranch hand told Reuters she was unarmed. The video shows the ranch hand greeting the deputy at the gate, being questioned about the accident, and offering contact information. Asked about the discrepancies, the sheriff acknowledged in a subsequent interview he had been mistaken in his account.

ALWAYS ON GUARD

On a recent day in late June, ranchers and volunteers formed a semi-circle, spreading their arms wide and corralling a few dozen fuzzy alpaca into a holding pen for shearing.

May Quinty Dynamic and Jamie snuggle on the couch after a morning of volunteering during "Shear-A-Palooza” event

May Quinty Dynamic, a transgender woman from Denver, was among the volunteers. Dynamic said she was thrilled to be surrounded by so many other transgender people. She met Logue, who, like her, also began to transition at the age of 35.
"I've been able to talk to everybody and tell my little story over and over," Dynamic said.

Logue glances outside as she works in the kitchen.

After a long day, Logue made her way back to her room as the sun began to sink, sending shafts of light through thick indigo storm clouds above the Sangre de Cristo Mountains.
Sore from a day of wrangling alpaca, Logue collapsed onto her mattress and closed her eyes. Outside her door, the sounds of warm chatter and dinner prep filtered down the hallway from the kitchen.

As she began to drift off to sleep, she rolled toward the edge of the bed. Logue's hand fell off the side of the mattress and came to rest, instinctively, on her rifle.

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(The hand i believe is Daisy) but we HAVE A NAME on the first troon.
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This made me lol...

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Confirmed number for March 2020 on alpaca and other animals including troons. If you remember my autismposting earlier I went through EVERY article to try to get a count.

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So. This absolutely triggered me here and I will turbo autism on this in a second...


THE TRUTH ABOUT CRIME STATS AND WHY TROONS LIE ABOUT THIS

Official Criminology Statistics;
FBI CRIME STATS for 2017. I want you to know that every single year the FBI releases an official report about the crime that year and this is all crime that is reported in from different departments across the USA and has since the 1930s . This also has reports on police departments to hold them accountable. If you are looking at a county in particular you can contact the district attorney and they are obligated to release to you all files requested. I have done this before for research. It may take a while but it will come.
Non-Official Criminology Statistics:
For crime that ISN'T reported officially (with a law enforcement response), usually the best option is other independent anonymous crime reporting like the NCVS (National Crime Victimisation Survey).
Specific Crimes:
There are also ones for SPECIFIC crime types. Example: RAINN is one for rape and sexual assault. These are considered trustworthy because there really is no real benefit to anon reporting an attack or robbery.

Notable Criticism: not evert department is required to report to the UCR so this is voluntary. Thus, there is indeed more crime than is reported in the UCR and more police misconduct etc. of an unknown manner. However their usage of anonymous crime reporting generally can balance it to an extent. The UCR is the best we have at the moment. Better crime reform would be mandatory reporting of all data collected and reported.

All Police departments may record things differently when it comes to gender self- reporting (which inflates violent crime for women). To combat this misnomer, I used data to look at all self-reported transgendered persons according to an advocacy site.

It is also noteworthy that what someone is often charged with as a crime is not their inherent conviction. Usually, hate crimes are used to add more punishment to a normal crime such as reparations to victims or added time incarcerated.

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Here's our hate crime stats for 2017.
(Note: the one for gender (the last one) is a bit iffy because there are rapists or murderers who ONLY target women and usually a type of woman and generally have negative feelings on women. This could be technically considered a "hatecrime" but usually isn't.

According to the UCR which has data from anonymous and formal crime reporting for all LGBT people, LGB individuals were more targeted!

According to THIS source in 2016 1.4 million adults identified as transgender. According to Penny there were 31 murders per this population. So 31 per 1,400,000...

The American Murder rate was 5.3 per 100,000 in 2017...

To make the units comparable: we do 5.3x14 and 100,000x14 to make it 1.4mil(you could also mathfag backwards).

72.2 per 1.4 mil -general murder rate (of normal people)
31.0 per 1.4 mil -troon murder rate (Of all troons)

So the trans rate of murder is LESS THAN THE GENERAL POPULATION BY DOUBLE.


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I've also attached an autistic PDF on the categories and crimes recorded as "hate crimes" for your perusing interest.
 

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On top of this they actually have taken down the statute on murder by deception in many states which means that you can't murder a trans person for realizing that they're trans when they deceive you as a defense.
Was that defense ever accepted in a trial? Not used, accepted, as in resulted in the suspect being acquitted? Because I sure haven't found any examples of that in the Western Hemisphere no matter how hard I looked.
 
Alpacaneck really must've buttered up Kevin's ego for him to skip the line and get fast-tracked onto the tranch. All the other trannies who've been begging for years to move there must be seething.
I wonder about the logistics of this development.

Longneck Bryan is entering the polycule via Kevryn.

No man comes to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch except via Penny and Bonny.

Bryan is photographed outside, the mad lad--does this mean he's going to be a Worker Troon? Penny doesn't want and probably cannot sustain another nonworking Indoor Troon like Jen and Kevryn.

So now it's a sub-relationship between a princxx and a commoner? Or will Bryan start to shirk, corrupted and emboldened by his proximity to the lazy Amhole? Will this be the final straw for Bonny?
 
They should have chosen cows so they could have something to slaughter for money instead of begging for e-bucks. Sorry, troons, but the valuable e-bucks of the internet belong to George Floyd and titty streamers.
hello and welcome to the farms.

they made like $120k in a week last year maybe it was this year, time is weird now. they're doing just fine.
 
hello and welcome to the farms.

they made like $120k in a week last year maybe it was this year, time is weird now. they're doing just fine.
It was 6 months ago, but they only got that much after the threat of Earl appeared. The GFM was languishing before that, like their new one is now.
 
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