The Great Twitter Meltdown of 2021 - Emulator creator Byuu bullied to death by HateSpeech™ forum, Twitter takes up arms (Still No Death Report)

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

One things for sure, I'm glad we were right about Byuu being David Ginder. Now it's significantly easier to search for David Ginder knowing that we're in the right direction.

He's even provided us with a middle name too that might help the search for whenever Davey resurfaces. However I'm guessing it's to throw us off the scent a little, so don't put too much stock into it.

 

[derpherp2]

That's not an urn, that's a fucking trash can.

 

[Cool Username]

That's not an urn, that's a fucking trash can.

Thank you! I was going to say the same thing.

 

[Peasant]

You are probably right on both counts. But it takes a special kind of crazy to have such an urn made and have 2 (or more) people come over to a non-house, office-y place and take a picture with it. Like, why? The picture disproves that it was a 'for the lulz' solo prank, so it has a bit more weight in my opinion.

I think the easiest explanation is that the photo was taken at the establishment it was bought from. That could help explain other unknown figures. It's clearly just been taken out of the box in that photo, not that I would demand a picture of the urn during the funeral or anything like that.

This whole scheme is running on plausible deniability, so if people question this too hard they could easily fall back on "Well of course the urn is empty in this picture! Do you chuds really think we'd photograph our dearest Near's ashes?"

 

[Mickey Mouse Anal Leakage]

That's it? That's their proof? I want autopsy reports, I want the official record. Not some stupid picture from some rando of their custom chamber pot.

 

[derpherp2]

Thank you! I was going to say the same thing.

Also, people usually have open caskets before cremation happens, especially if the body is intact. Considering his "suicide" I doubt the body wasn't intact.
Bit weird to show the urn, and not you know - the body.

So no, photoshopping isn't the problem, it's the enitre situation again. What next? A broken SNES as proof he's dead?

But thanks for providing confirmation of his real name. There's literally no news about a david ginder dying anywhere in june 27 by the way.

 

[Peasant]

Also, people usually have open caskets before cremation happens, especially if the body is intact. Considering his "suicide" I doubt the body wasn't intact.
Bit weird to show the urn, and not you know - the body.

So no, photoshopping isn't the problem, it's the enitre situation again. What next? A broken SNES as proof he's dead?

If the suicide was genuine, his friends probably left him there to rot for a week while they chased clout on Twitter.

 

[What the shit]

Also, people usually have open caskets before cremation happens, especially if the body is intact. Considering his "suicide" I doubt the body wasn't intact.
Bit weird to show the urn, and not you know - the body.

So no, photoshopping isn't the problem, it's the enitre situation again. What next? A broken SNES as proof he's dead?

But thanks for providing confirmation of his real name. There's literally no news about a david ginder dying anywhere in june 27 by the way.

Wayne did say he had a picture of his dead body but he wasn't going to show it. It is a shame everything we have as evidence supports neither claim he is or isn't dead.

 

[Hippopatumus]

Wayne did say he had a picture of his dead body but he wasn't going to show it. It is a shame everything we have as evidence supports neither claim he is or isn't dead.

Who takes a picture of their dead friend?

 

[Peasant]

Rotting shouldn't matter much, BUT the biggest interesting tidbit is this.
Byuu threatened suicide on June 26.
Apparently he got cremated in June 27th.

That timeline doesn't make sense, at all. You have to reserve for a cremation, especially if your "friends" are nowhere near you.

Wait no, they would print his date of death on the urn, not the date of his cremation. I'm still retarded.

 

[What the shit]

Who takes a picture of their dead friend?

This faggot

 

[derpherp2]

Wait no, they would print his date of death on the urn, not the date of his cremation.

Whoops my bad. Disregard that then.

Still, there is no actual report of someone dying on june 27th on either America or Japan,and it's almost been a month.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You are probably right on both counts. But it takes a special kind of crazy to have such an urn made and have 2 (or more) people come over to a non-house, office-y place and take a picture with it. Like, why? The picture disproves that it was a 'for the lulz' solo prank, so it has a bit more weight in my opinion.

Well, it's not like it would cost much. Assuming everything is by US prices, this would cost him at max 1090 usd, and that's if he decided to go all out and put jewelry on it, which he did not. Looking at the picture, it looks simple metal urn which (with engravement) would cost him from 75$ to 390$. Considering how much money Near was willing to give away to Null, and assuming Near's friend is actually his friend, it doesn't seem unreasonable to think that near would spend 400$ as proof that we killed him.

I got my prices from here.

As for the other people, could have been just some friends he brought to make this look more real

 

[derpherp2]

Well, it's not like it would cost much. Assuming everything is by US prices, this would cost him at max 1090 usd, and that's if he decided to go all out and put jewelry on it, which he did not. Looking at the picture, it looks simple metal urn which (with engravement) would cost him from 75$ to 390$. Considering how much money Near was willing to give away to Null, and assuming Near's friend is actually his friend, it doesn't seem unreasonable to think that near would spend 400$ as proof that we killed him.

I got my prices from here.

As for the other people, could have been just some friends he brought to make this look more real

They might've also indirectly confirmed byuu did "die" in japan as well, by the way. That type of urn is definitely not common for American cremations, it might even look like urns from Japan.

Just, you know. Incredibly generic looking.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

They might've also indirectly confirmed byuu did "die" in japan as well, by the way. That type of urn is definitely not common for American cremations, it might even look like urns from Japan.

Just, you know. Incredibly generic looking.

Good point. Looking through some images of asian/japanease urns, they do look similar to Near's

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Who takes a picture of their dead friend?

Logan Paul

 

[derpherp2]

Good point. Looking through some images of asian/japanease urns, they do look similar to Near's

Uhhhhh...
I retract my statement again about it maybe being from japan, because I found the urn in alibaba.

Japanese Variety Sizes Funeral Supplies Porcelain Memorial Ash Urn - Buy Japanese Urn,Ash Urn,Memorial Ash Urn Product on Alibaba.com

Japanese Variety Sizes Funeral Supplies Porcelain Memorial Ash Urn - Buy Japanese Urn,Ash Urn,Memorial Ash Urn Product on Alibaba.com

www.alibaba.com

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Who takes a picture of their dead friend?

Sociopaths. A family friend's estranged wife took a selfie in front of him while he was undergoing total organ failure and had more pipes coming out of him than orifices. Wanted it for her instagram account.

I have absolutely no doubt some troon or sjw would take a picture of a corpse if they thought it would get them clout or asspats or harm their opponents. Hell, if they could hollow the corpse out and make a ventriloquist dummy out of it a good solid majority of those types would at least consider it.

 

[Cat in Tree]

Uhhhhh...
I retract my statement again about it maybe being from japan, because I found the urn in alibaba.

Japanese Variety Sizes Funeral Supplies Porcelain Memorial Ash Urn - Buy Japanese Urn,Ash Urn,Memorial Ash Urn Product on Alibaba.com

Japanese Variety Sizes Funeral Supplies Porcelain Memorial Ash Urn - Buy Japanese Urn,Ash Urn,Memorial Ash Urn Product on Alibaba.com

www.alibaba.com

Same "box" packaging too, and they offer print services on the urns.

-edit- apologies, I'm not too sure if they sell in singles upon request. It says under cases they've got pictures of the boxes. And they list them as well under their profile for sale. https://sunny-may.en.alibaba.com/pr...l?spm=a2700.shop_plfe.41413.17.15a41d4eRk4VvA On the listing itself it mentions print services for logos, it's probably not a stretch to just ask for writing.

-last edit- yes they do sell single serves, and you can buy samples:

Alibaba Manufacturer Directory - Suppliers, Manufacturers, Exporters & Importers

biz.alibaba.com

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Uhhhhh...
I retract my statement again about it maybe being from japan, because I found the urn in alibaba.

Japanese Variety Sizes Funeral Supplies Porcelain Memorial Ash Urn - Buy Japanese Urn,Ash Urn,Memorial Ash Urn Product on Alibaba.com

Japanese Variety Sizes Funeral Supplies Porcelain Memorial Ash Urn - Buy Japanese Urn,Ash Urn,Memorial Ash Urn Product on Alibaba.com

www.alibaba.com

By the end of this, Kiwi Farms will be experts in all things suicide and urn related. That being said, the link calls this style Japanease, so you were tehnically correct.

Same "box" packaging too, and they offer print services on the urns.

Mystery solved, I guess