Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[L. Duse]

You may have noticed that Bryan is posting on the Farms, specifically about Ethan Oliver Ralph this week under the @Ghostface Killer account.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-ki...unset-productions.81183/page-317#post-9450002

So @Null did a stream about Ralph losing his mind for a week, came to the KF chat and this caught Bryan's attention. Bryan gave us this tidbit. Apparently he is now in Michigan and is literally a farmer?

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Null, someone has farming advice for you! Someone has graduated from farming lolcows to farming vegetables!

ED: That revenge rating was fast, Bryan! Keep it up! @Ghostface Killer

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You may have noticed that Bryan is posting on the Farms, specifically about Ethan Oliver Ralph this week under the @Ghostface Killer account.

No, because accounts are fucked.

Gator, your mask is slipping

ralph's just meltin' gaydur's brain with overworking him to death. hes like butters during the safe space episode 100%

Did you honestly believe for a single moment that we would not see a Child Claims Court saga? Of course this was going to happen and of course, Ralph is going to lose spectacularly and we will all be here still when it happens.

He’s almost got nothing left to lose now. After the child support saga breaks him, expect him to go full DSP-tier begathon for money in Ralphs own way and him resorting to doing the most degenerate things imaginable on camera for that money.

Its pretty hard to get put onto an established Birth Certification I’d say and even before we can have that conversation, Ralph would need to establish he is fit to be a parent and fight for rights to say “Yes I am a good dad”. We all know due to his years of Public Figurehood and his very lolcow manner since 2014(gaymergate era) this is quite literally an impossibility.

What I am concerned with is his Girlfriends well being during all this.

I know very little of the chick but I cannot imagine the amount of insanity she is sitting through. Let alone Ralphs very very disregard of her while openly telling everyone he wants Faith and his Son back in his life. If she isn’t angry I would say she probably feels like a ignored . To be shared in her bikini for other men to coom over and donate but to be treated as a non-existing person when it comes to trying to OwN dA aYyLaWgz by ruining his sons life more. Hate to see it.

I hope for the best for young buck Gaytor. I want his podcast to reach Reketa levels of viewers on GATOR TIME just so we can watch him turn on that fuckin’ Camera and see the man behind the mask and his room.

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nah, PDP made the comments first and Ralph just took them and used them for himself. This was known years ago. Sadly, Ralph grifted PDP in the end.

idubbbz is so so fucked. How did he just ignore all the signs. Utterly baffling.

LOL Someone mentioned Matt Jarbo and Bryan Dunn being better dad’s then him and his immediate reaction “At least I make more money than them! THATS A FACT!”
Now hes raging because someone else told him Bryan and Matt make more money than him. Hes so mad!

Here is he thinking that @4str4staleatherbelt is Gator.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Does Bryan address in his latest stream how he is going to Minnesota to dig up Jim's grave once he's kicked it and fulfill his long awaited Metokur outline lust?

 

[instythot]

Does Bryan address in his latest stream how he is going to Minnesota to dig up Jim's grave once he's kicked it and fulfill his long awaited Metokur outline lust?

Unfortunately no. He's picking up PPP's vocabulary and drops his name a lot now. Bryan may be opening his heart to chubby chasing, if only he can learn to share with Surfer

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I love how after feeling redeemed for the 100th time, Bryan doesn't use his @BryanDunn account, oh no, he jumps on his latest not banned sock @Ghostface Killer, proving for the same number of times what a bitchmade character he is.
Hey, Bryan, when you spent months smearing BSV with your father's pedophilia, he socked only when his master account was banned, you know why? Because he wasn't afraid to meet his ill-wishers face to face, unlike you.
Fun fact: the only time when Bryan jumped back to his main acc was after he got married and then he went on posting, I shit you not, "what are you gonna do when Farms are gone no-life losers". Yeah, let that sink in.

Unfortunately no. He's picking up PPP's vocabulary and drops his name a lot now. Bryan may be opening his heart to chubby chasing, if only he can learn to share with Surfer

Lust for men + marriage with a fatso = lust for fat men, makes sense.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Wow, @Ghostface Killer is still around? He is to his KF as his father is to children, they should stay far away from each other.

Edited because I'm retarded lol

 

[L. Duse]

@Ghostface Killer I remember on one of Null's streams that he said that he will just ignore you because according to Metokur, you get sexually aroused when people give you attention, especially negative attention.

Bearing that in mind, I decided to PM Null on your behalf since I know full well that no one, let alone Null, will pay attention to a running chat. I hope Null won't mind me sharing DMs.



You can thank me later. You can also thank me for telling you in the event you want to make a new sock account to:

1. Disable notifications
2. Avoid reading your thread
3. Not revenge rate or engage in well known Bryan Dunnisms
4. Avoid giving out personal details like you moving to Michigan or becoming a farmer. Just tell Null that you have a book recommendation in this case.

Enjoy farming in Michigan! Though I don't associate Michigan with farming. It is much better than chasing e-clout. You don't want to be like Ethan Ralph do you?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Bryan streaming again.

- YouTube

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I finally managed to listen to this and... it's awful. Don't bother listening for yourself. It's filled with rehashed takes from this site and many "i don't care about this, people just keep sending it to me" priors which may truer than I first thought given how many disord notifications there are in the background. I guess some people here are big Bryan fans and genuinely interested in his takes? Weird people. Bryan is best as a second fiddle or the communal punching bag/cumdump and not as a main lead. The only two things of note are that he does these streams with his beard in near vicinity and asks her for some interjections of her own and that he has some unknown grudge with @Spectre_06 calling him out twice for being a "fake lawyer" and a "Nick dicksucker" or something along these lines. I'm sure he's just jealous he can't get a taste himself. I feel sad giving this one of its measly 611 views.

 

[Spectre_06]

The only two things of note are that he does these streams with his beard in near vicinity and asks her for some interjections of her own and that he has some unknown grudge with @Spectre_06 calling him out twice for being a "fake lawyer" and a "Nick dicksucker" or something along these lines

1.) He's trying to copy PPP and Surfer, where in the middle of streams Surfer interjects his opinions unsolicited and people (for some fucking reason) like it.

2.) I'm apparently a Nick discksucker, except when I disagree with him and then the hugbox people have tried creating turn around and call me a Nick alog and tell me to kill myself or some shit. I don't know. All I know is Nick has thanked me for remaining consistent on my opinions regarding his actions when I disagree, to the absolute horror of those same people trying to turn his Discord into a hugbox (they actually told me to kill myself both before and after I showed them the screenshot of Nick thanking me for said consistency, especially regarding his PPP loan). But as for "failed lawyer", I just interject a layman's reading of the law and ask actual lawyers like Nick or @AnOminous to correct me if I'm wrong, where-as Bryan sits there, tries to diagnose e-celebs with mental diseases (namely saying they are 100% a sociopath/psychopath because he read the DSM-IV once) and then when you say he's wrong, he goes on a negrating spree to show you how not mad he is that he's a fucking tard.

 

[instythot]

1.) He's trying to copy PPP and Surfer, where in the middle of streams Surfer interjects his opinions unsolicited and people (for some fucking reason) like it.

Much more likely, by having some minor amount of wifely interaction, he's trying to prove that he's allowed to stream in the house after our speculation over why he's streaming on Sunday mornings on the side of the road. Having around 10 seconds of solicited opinion doesn't even come close to matching the PPP/Surfer format

2) good Lord man, Bryan calling you a dicksucker of an e-celeb and thinking he's a better lawyer than you isn't the sort of thing that needs a defense

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You can thank me later. You can also thank me for telling you in the event you want to make a new sock account to:

>telling this after he has been caught socking on another account doing exactly that after your "advice", which people were giving him years before

Look, I am not trying to be rude, but are you retarded?

 

[L. Duse]

>telling this after he has been caught socking on another account doing exactly that after your "advice", which people were giving him years before

Look, I am not trying to be rude, but are you retarded?

Better than giving him none. Doesn't kill anyone and this time round he is giving his personal info.

If he doesn't listen or take the advice, someone else will.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Better than not giving him none.

Better than not giving advice to a certified lolcow, ri-i-ight. Are you trying to give advice to the Gunt too?

Doesn't kill anyone

Ok, this is hilarious. What DOES kill anyone? This is a website about laughing at internet retards.

and this time round he is giving personal info

It's so tiresome. He was giving it since day one in the form of A.M.A. because he failed to realize that here he is not a celebrity, he is a sideshow.

Also

because according to Metokur, you get sexually aroused when people give you attention, especially negative attention.

Absolutely fucking wrong. Metokur was wrong about many things, but I don't recall him claiming that. It came from Dunn's tape where he says "I like when Danny threats me rough", but for some reason people fail to realize one thing - he liked it, because in his thirsty brain Danny was like and I quote "that schoolgirl that likes you, but doesn't know how to tell it", so basically it was "I like Danny, because he probably likes me, but doesn't know how to show it". And he keeps coming back for two reasons - he needs someone to project his own flaws to and ridicule to feel better about himself and because he is so delusional that he doesn't realize that he did something wrong. If you don't believe me, just go through this thread and check how much he liked to be shitted on by Farms.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Gonna show us a postcard from Germany now, Bryan?

Dieser Typ erinnert mich an einen amerikanischen Vlogger auf Youtube namens DragonLordFrodo. Gleiche Verhaltensweisen und Manierismen. Ich habe dieses Unterforum noch nie durchgesehen, aber ich bin froh, dass ich es jetzt habe. Was für ein Chaos hier haha

Funny, how @Ghostface Killer was following him back in the day too.

Update on frodo, apparently he just got out of jail today. I havent sat down to watch the hour long stream but ill post it here for everyone

 

[GuntN7]

alog is streaming in the wild, chat is off because he is unable to janny chat

 

[BSV]

I wouldn't miss Wildernessman bumbling around in some bushes near a hiking path pretending to be a deer, and rabbit hunter. Which he is of course is an expert in. It's very comical. I will give him an A for effort and hope he makes more of this nonsense. Who knows maybe he is a well seasoned hunter? He sure talks the talk, but it will be unlike anything he has done if he actually have some skills and isn't just pretending. I would be surprised if his knowledge isn't coming from him having played deer hunter or some hunting simulator game on the pc.

 

[High Tea]

alog is streaming in the wild, chat is off because he is unable to janny chat

Second one with chat but he had technical difficulties. Part of the time he was muted, part of the time the screen was black.

Hunting for Shannon

 

[TheSimpShow]

Null, someone has farming advice for you! Someone has graduated from farming lolcows to farming vegetables!

You know what they say about @Null ... he is always turning fruits into vegetables.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You can thank me later. You can also thank me for telling you in the event you want to make a new sock account to:

1. Disable notifications
2. Avoid reading your thread
3. Not revenge rate or engage in well known Bryan Dunnisms
4. Avoid giving out personal details like you moving to Michigan or becoming a farmer. Just tell Null that you have a book recommendation in this case.

Wanna try giving him advice once more?

Imagine revenge rating someone's shitpost. @Ghostface Killer, your last words will be "at least I outlived Ralph", in case if AIDS won't kill you first.

 

[Ghostface Killer]

Wanna try giving him advice once more?
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Imagine revenge rating someone's shitpost. @Ghostface Killer, your last words will be "at least I outlived Ralph", in case if AIDS won't kill you first.