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As soon as I saw his pic where he's standing on top the rocks acting smug as shit, I knew I was going to hate the crap out of him.

Just...that smug expression. It reminds me of elementary school where you had that one special kid going up to the top of the playground and proclaiming themselves as king, only for like 5 other kids to see through his bullshit and push him out of the way.
 
This guy is super butthurt and trying desperately to mask it. He wouldn't be blocking all these people if it didn't effect him so deeply.

It's also interesting how many people on the list have thousands of followers and are prominent contributors to the furry community and he's just a no one who literally only gets attention from people trying to dox him or otherwise get laughs at his expense.
 
Americans have this really weird idea that Canada is desperate for Yankees.

Americans have lots of weird ideas about Canada, at least when they're aware it's a separate country at all, but that's one of the weirdest.

Also, this reminds me of this furfag who got stopped at the border of Canada and excluded, because he couldn't show that he had the funds to support himself or that he had a ticket back to where he came from.

Like any other country, Canada doesn't want impoverished foreign drifters just coming into the country and overstaying their welcome.

 
Alright, because I'm one (and from what I could gather, possibly the only) LoL faggot here on Kiwi Farms, I thought I would dig into this a bit, because a Diamond V ranking is always something that draws the suspicion of most LoL fags.

(Warning: Might be :powerlevel: and/or boring. Skip this post if you don't give a fuck about me talking about how someone spent a bunch of money on a fucking video game rank that no one besides the people who play the game give a damn about.)

Lemme do a brief explanation for everyone who is sane enough to not waste their life playing this game. In LoL, there is a ranking system from Bronze to Challenger, although realistically most pro players and other extremely good players will end up at Diamond level. Diamond is a sort of accomplishment among other LoL fags, where basically reaching this means that you're worthy of some great respect and prestige and all that other shit. Popular streamers and anyone else who's known for their skill in the game is usually a Diamond at minimum.

That being said, there are boosting services offered in-game to get people up to a Diamond ranking, because yes, there are actually people who are desperate enough to get e-peen that they'll offer money to get some imaginary rank on a game most people don't give a shit about. How much money are we talking about?

RHgICIp.png

So if you've ever been fucking desperate enough to be validated by a bunch of mouthbreathing teenagers and manchildren, you too could spend over $1k to get to Diamond if, you know, you were too bad or too lazy to get it yourself.

While that's an exaggeration using the most insane criteria possible, boosting services can usually cost anywhere between $200 to $700 dollars, depending on the intensity of the service and, you know, whether or not they're intentionally scamming you out of your money because anyone who's paying for a boost is already an insecure little bitch. Boosting services are also insanely easy to spot for anyone who has even the most cursory knowledge of how the elo system works or even basic pattern recognition.

So, here's the first tip off that the guy's probably boosting:

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Explanation time. The ranking system in LoL runs on a hidden "MMR" (matchmaking ranking) system that is, in theory, supposed to match you with similarly ranked people. However, you are also allowed to "duo" with at least one other person that is, at the most, one division beneath you. This means that a Diamond can duo with a Plat and play Ranked together. This potentially can rig the system since having such a huge disparity in "elo" (Plat: 1850-2200 while Diamond: 2200-2550, according to some things I've Googled) means that you can potentially match yourself with a bunch of braindead mouthbreathers. Duoing can fuck your MMR up pretty bad, although whether that's a good thing or a bad thing depends on who you duo with.

Second tip off:

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KwNoV8S.png

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Alright, so the first image shows that the guy hasn't played Ranked in a hell of a long time. In League, high elo players can "decay" if they don't play Ranked for, like, 30 days or so, but you can also drop from your division if you... say... lose a shit ton of times at the lowest level of your division. A lot of people who reach something like Plat or Diamond end up sitting on their ranking until the end of the season where it becomes their permanent rank for the season, because not playing the game means you don't risk dropping and losing all of that sweet e-credit.

The second image, which leads into the next two, shows a gap in time where he was playing Ranked Solo matches, along with a string of continuous Ranked matches over the string of, like, two or three days. Since most normal people don't have an open schedule where they can just sit down and play, like, several hour-long games over what is basically the course of an entire game, this sudden and rampant surge of games usually gives off some indication that someone else is playing the account.

Finally, there's this guy:

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This guy's op.gg profile, which is here, is both a division beneath Shadow Pangolin (again, those duo issues regarding MMR) and basically played a shit ton of games with him over a short period of time.

Now, I acknowledge that this could all be fucking coincidence and I'm just drawing conspiracies where there aren't any, but this just seems awfully fucking weird to me and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if this fuck spent money to make himself look good at this game.



tl;dr
If this is his LoL account, the guy possibly spent somewhere around $200 to $700 to boost his account to Diamond, basically spending a huge wad of cash to make himself feel super special amongst a lot of autists.
 
Alright, because I'm one (and from what I could gather, possibly the only) LoL faggot here on Kiwi Farms, I thought I would dig into this a bit, because a Diamond V ranking is always something that draws the suspicion of most LoL fags.

(Warning: Might be :powerlevel: and/or boring. Skip this post if you don't give a fuck about me talking about how someone spent a bunch of money on a fucking video game rank that no one besides the people who play the game give a damn about.)

Lemme do a brief explanation for everyone who is sane enough to not waste their life playing this game. In LoL, there is a ranking system from Bronze to Challenger, although realistically most pro players and other extremely good players will end up at Diamond level. Diamond is a sort of accomplishment among other LoL fags, where basically reaching this means that you're worthy of some great respect and prestige and all that other shit. Popular streamers and anyone else who's known for their skill in the game is usually a Diamond at minimum.

That being said, there are boosting services offered in-game to get people up to a Diamond ranking, because yes, there are actually people who are desperate enough to get e-peen that they'll offer money to get some imaginary rank on a game most people don't give a shit about. How much money are we talking about?

RHgICIp.png

So if you've ever been fucking desperate enough to be validated by a bunch of mouthbreathing teenagers and manchildren, you too could spend over $1k to get to Diamond if, you know, you were too bad or too lazy to get it yourself.

While that's an exaggeration using the most insane criteria possible, boosting services can usually cost anywhere between $200 to $700 dollars, depending on the intensity of the service and, you know, whether or not they're intentionally scamming you out of your money because anyone who's paying for a boost is already an insecure little bitch. Boosting services are also insanely easy to spot for anyone who has even the most cursory knowledge of how the elo system works or even basic pattern recognition.

So, here's the first tip off that the guy's probably boosting:

4QFh2YY.png

Explanation time. The ranking system in LoL runs on a hidden "MMR" (matchmaking ranking) system that is, in theory, supposed to match you with similarly ranked people. However, you are also allowed to "duo" with at least one other person that is, at the most, one division beneath you. This means that a Diamond can duo with a Plat and play Ranked together. This potentially can rig the system since having such a huge disparity in "elo" (Plat: 1850-2200 while Diamond: 2200-2550, according to some things I've Googled) means that you can potentially match yourself with a bunch of braindead mouthbreathers. Duoing can fuck your MMR up pretty bad, although whether that's a good thing or a bad thing depends on who you duo with.

Second tip off:

W3s8wts.png

gNTaoX0.png

KwNoV8S.png

hUG2YmG.png

Alright, so the first image shows that the guy hasn't played Ranked in a hell of a long time. In League, high elo players can "decay" if they don't play Ranked for, like, 30 days or so, but you can also drop from your division if you... say... lose a shit ton of times at the lowest level of your division. A lot of people who reach something like Plat or Diamond end up sitting on their ranking until the end of the season where it becomes their permanent rank for the season, because not playing the game means you don't risk dropping and losing all of that sweet e-credit.

The second image, which leads into the next two, shows a gap in time where he was playing Ranked Solo matches, along with a string of continuous Ranked matches over the string of, like, two or three days. Since most normal people don't have an open schedule where they can just sit down and play, like, several hour-long games over what is basically the course of an entire game, this sudden and rampant surge of games usually gives off some indication that someone else is playing the account.

Finally, there's this guy:

tUxaabs.png

This guy's op.gg profile, which is here, is both a division beneath Shadow Pangolin (again, those duo issues regarding MMR) and basically played a shit ton of games with him over a short period of time.

Now, I acknowledge that this could all be fucking coincidence and I'm just drawing conspiracies where there aren't any, but this just seems awfully fucking weird to me and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if this fuck spent money to make himself look good at this game.



tl;dr
If this is his LoL account, the guy possibly spent somewhere around $400 to $900 to boost his account to Diamond, basically spending a huge wad of cash to make himself feel super special amongst a lot of autists.

Explains also wherehis go fund me money went too.
 
Alright, because I'm one (and from what I could gather, possibly the only) LoL faggot here on Kiwi Farms, I thought I would dig into this a bit, because a Diamond V ranking is always something that draws the suspicion of most LoL fags.

(Warning: Might be :powerlevel: and/or boring. Skip this post if you don't give a fuck about me talking about how someone spent a bunch of money on a fucking video game rank that no one besides the people who play the game give a damn about.)

Lemme do a brief explanation for everyone who is sane enough to not waste their life playing this game. In LoL, there is a ranking system from Bronze to Challenger, although realistically most pro players and other extremely good players will end up at Diamond level. Diamond is a sort of accomplishment among other LoL fags, where basically reaching this means that you're worthy of some great respect and prestige and all that other shit. Popular streamers and anyone else who's known for their skill in the game is usually a Diamond at minimum.

That being said, there are boosting services offered in-game to get people up to a Diamond ranking, because yes, there are actually people who are desperate enough to get e-peen that they'll offer money to get some imaginary rank on a game most people don't give a shit about. How much money are we talking about?

RHgICIp.png

So if you've ever been fucking desperate enough to be validated by a bunch of mouthbreathing teenagers and manchildren, you too could spend over $1k to get to Diamond if, you know, you were too bad or too lazy to get it yourself.

While that's an exaggeration using the most insane criteria possible, boosting services can usually cost anywhere between $200 to $700 dollars, depending on the intensity of the service and, you know, whether or not they're intentionally scamming you out of your money because anyone who's paying for a boost is already an insecure little bitch. Boosting services are also insanely easy to spot for anyone who has even the most cursory knowledge of how the elo system works or even basic pattern recognition.

So, here's the first tip off that the guy's probably boosting:

4QFh2YY.png

Explanation time. The ranking system in LoL runs on a hidden "MMR" (matchmaking ranking) system that is, in theory, supposed to match you with similarly ranked people. However, you are also allowed to "duo" with at least one other person that is, at the most, one division beneath you. This means that a Diamond can duo with a Plat and play Ranked together. This potentially can rig the system since having such a huge disparity in "elo" (Plat: 1850-2200 while Diamond: 2200-2550, according to some things I've Googled) means that you can potentially match yourself with a bunch of braindead mouthbreathers. Duoing can fuck your MMR up pretty bad, although whether that's a good thing or a bad thing depends on who you duo with.

Second tip off:

W3s8wts.png

gNTaoX0.png

KwNoV8S.png

hUG2YmG.png

Alright, so the first image shows that the guy hasn't played Ranked in a hell of a long time. In League, high elo players can "decay" if they don't play Ranked for, like, 30 days or so, but you can also drop from your division if you... say... lose a shit ton of times at the lowest level of your division. A lot of people who reach something like Plat or Diamond end up sitting on their ranking until the end of the season where it becomes their permanent rank for the season, because not playing the game means you don't risk dropping and losing all of that sweet e-credit.

The second image, which leads into the next two, shows a gap in time where he was playing Ranked Solo matches, along with a string of continuous Ranked matches over the string of, like, two or three days. Since most normal people don't have an open schedule where they can just sit down and play, like, several hour-long games over what is basically the course of an entire game, this sudden and rampant surge of games usually gives off some indication that someone else is playing the account.

Finally, there's this guy:

tUxaabs.png

This guy's op.gg profile, which is here, is both a division beneath Shadow Pangolin (again, those duo issues regarding MMR) and basically played a shit ton of games with him over a short period of time.

Now, I acknowledge that this could all be fucking coincidence and I'm just drawing conspiracies where there aren't any, but this just seems awfully fucking weird to me and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if this fuck spent money to make himself look good at this game.



tl;dr
If this is his LoL account, the guy possibly spent somewhere around $200 to $700 to boost his account to Diamond, basically spending a huge wad of cash to make himself feel super special amongst a lot of autists.
i skimmed through his, plus some others, match history and it looks like he just has a group of friends that he plays with, the summoners Tezzerete, butterrball, honorhawk and shadow pangolin all play together across multiple game types. i've talked with a few elo boosters (in passing not cause i was interested) and they either duo with the person on a smerf or play on the account and they would never bother playing normal/aram games with someone. so yeah i doubt he is being boosted because either he would be playing a shit tone of normal+aram with the booster or the booster is duoing with his friend on his account for some reason. it could be the that he had the booster play on his account well duoing with a friend (or vise versa) to boost both of them but not seeing the kind of sudden champion pool shifts you'd expect with boosting from either account. nevermind he totally did it
 
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tl;dr If this is his LoL account, the guy possibly spent somewhere around $200 to $700 to boost his account to Diamond, basically spending a huge wad of cash to make himself feel super special amongst a lot of autists.

I wasn't going to read that, but then I did. I can't believe I finished it without clicking to another tab.

Wow this guy is class A loser.
 
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