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>Samus is trans
I'll never understand this shit.
I'll never understand this shit.
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a woman in a battle suit must be trans>Samus is trans
I'll never understand this shit.
a woman can't be a hero, how are they gonna make sandwiches? metroid must be a dude with makeup and fake boobies.a woman in a battle suit must be trans
ironic sexism
This guy is super butthurt and trying desperately to mask it. He wouldn't be blocking all these people if it didn't effect him so deeply.
Americans have this really weird idea that Canada is desperate for Yankees.
Alright, because I'm one (and from what I could gather, possibly the only) LoL faggot here on Kiwi Farms, I thought I would dig into this a bit, because a Diamond V ranking is always something that draws the suspicion of most LoL fags.Also, this nigga's into LoL:
http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/29503390
Alright, because I'm one (and from what I could gather, possibly the only) LoL faggot here on Kiwi Farms, I thought I would dig into this a bit, because a Diamond V ranking is always something that draws the suspicion of most LoL fags.
(Warning: Might be :powerlevel: and/or boring. Skip this post if you don't give a fuck about me talking about how someone spent a bunch of money on a fucking video game rank that no one besides the people who play the game give a damn about.)
Lemme do a brief explanation for everyone who is sane enough to not waste their life playing this game. In LoL, there is a ranking system from Bronze to Challenger, although realistically most pro players and other extremely good players will end up at Diamond level. Diamond is a sort of accomplishment among other LoL fags, where basically reaching this means that you're worthy of some great respect and prestige and all that other shit. Popular streamers and anyone else who's known for their skill in the game is usually a Diamond at minimum.
That being said, there are boosting services offered in-game to get people up to a Diamond ranking, because yes, there are actually people who are desperate enough to get e-peen that they'll offer money to get some imaginary rank on a game most people don't give a shit about. How much money are we talking about?
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So if you've ever been fucking desperate enough to be validated by a bunch of mouthbreathing teenagers and manchildren, you too could spend over $1k to get to Diamond if, you know, you were too bad or too lazy to get it yourself.
While that's an exaggeration using the most insane criteria possible, boosting services can usually cost anywhere between $200 to $700 dollars, depending on the intensity of the service and, you know, whether or not they're intentionally scamming you out of your money because anyone who's paying for a boost is already an insecure little bitch. Boosting services are also insanely easy to spot for anyone who has even the most cursory knowledge of how the elo system works or even basic pattern recognition.
So, here's the first tip off that the guy's probably boosting:
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Explanation time. The ranking system in LoL runs on a hidden "MMR" (matchmaking ranking) system that is, in theory, supposed to match you with similarly ranked people. However, you are also allowed to "duo" with at least one other person that is, at the most, one division beneath you. This means that a Diamond can duo with a Plat and play Ranked together. This potentially can rig the system since having such a huge disparity in "elo" (Plat: 1850-2200 while Diamond: 2200-2550, according to some things I've Googled) means that you can potentially match yourself with a bunch of braindead mouthbreathers. Duoing can fuck your MMR up pretty bad, although whether that's a good thing or a bad thing depends on who you duo with.
Second tip off:
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Alright, so the first image shows that the guy hasn't played Ranked in a hell of a long time. In League, high elo players can "decay" if they don't play Ranked for, like, 30 days or so, but you can also drop from your division if you... say... lose a shit ton of times at the lowest level of your division. A lot of people who reach something like Plat or Diamond end up sitting on their ranking until the end of the season where it becomes their permanent rank for the season, because not playing the game means you don't risk dropping and losing all of that sweet e-credit.
The second image, which leads into the next two, shows a gap in time where he was playing Ranked Solo matches, along with a string of continuous Ranked matches over the string of, like, two or three days. Since most normal people don't have an open schedule where they can just sit down and play, like, several hour-long games over what is basically the course of an entire game, this sudden and rampant surge of games usually gives off some indication that someone else is playing the account.
Finally, there's this guy:
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This guy's op.gg profile, which is here, is both a division beneath Shadow Pangolin (again, those duo issues regarding MMR) and basically played a shit ton of games with him over a short period of time.
Now, I acknowledge that this could all be fucking coincidence and I'm just drawing conspiracies where there aren't any, but this just seems awfully fucking weird to me and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if this fuck spent money to make himself look good at this game.
tl;dr If this is his LoL account, the guy possibly spent somewhere around $400 to $900 to boost his account to Diamond, basically spending a huge wad of cash to make himself feel super special amongst a lot of autists.
I think they may be so dependent on each other that they are now adopting the same name, glasses, and nearly everything else. It is to say the very least, weird.
???? He's pro GG? How?Well, at least he's not a brony.
Oh, wait.
https://archive.is/MbIMO
And what? A GamerGater? How the fuck is that remotely compatible with. . .never mind. . .he's fuckin insane.
???? He's pro GG? How?
Alright, because I'm one (and from what I could gather, possibly the only) LoL faggot here on Kiwi Farms, I thought I would dig into this a bit, because a Diamond V ranking is always something that draws the suspicion of most LoL fags.
(Warning: Might be :powerlevel: and/or boring. Skip this post if you don't give a fuck about me talking about how someone spent a bunch of money on a fucking video game rank that no one besides the people who play the game give a damn about.)
Lemme do a brief explanation for everyone who is sane enough to not waste their life playing this game. In LoL, there is a ranking system from Bronze to Challenger, although realistically most pro players and other extremely good players will end up at Diamond level. Diamond is a sort of accomplishment among other LoL fags, where basically reaching this means that you're worthy of some great respect and prestige and all that other shit. Popular streamers and anyone else who's known for their skill in the game is usually a Diamond at minimum.
That being said, there are boosting services offered in-game to get people up to a Diamond ranking, because yes, there are actually people who are desperate enough to get e-peen that they'll offer money to get some imaginary rank on a game most people don't give a shit about. How much money are we talking about?
![]()
So if you've ever been fucking desperate enough to be validated by a bunch of mouthbreathing teenagers and manchildren, you too could spend over $1k to get to Diamond if, you know, you were too bad or too lazy to get it yourself.
While that's an exaggeration using the most insane criteria possible, boosting services can usually cost anywhere between $200 to $700 dollars, depending on the intensity of the service and, you know, whether or not they're intentionally scamming you out of your money because anyone who's paying for a boost is already an insecure little bitch. Boosting services are also insanely easy to spot for anyone who has even the most cursory knowledge of how the elo system works or even basic pattern recognition.
So, here's the first tip off that the guy's probably boosting:
![]()
Explanation time. The ranking system in LoL runs on a hidden "MMR" (matchmaking ranking) system that is, in theory, supposed to match you with similarly ranked people. However, you are also allowed to "duo" with at least one other person that is, at the most, one division beneath you. This means that a Diamond can duo with a Plat and play Ranked together. This potentially can rig the system since having such a huge disparity in "elo" (Plat: 1850-2200 while Diamond: 2200-2550, according to some things I've Googled) means that you can potentially match yourself with a bunch of braindead mouthbreathers. Duoing can fuck your MMR up pretty bad, although whether that's a good thing or a bad thing depends on who you duo with.
Second tip off:
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Alright, so the first image shows that the guy hasn't played Ranked in a hell of a long time. In League, high elo players can "decay" if they don't play Ranked for, like, 30 days or so, but you can also drop from your division if you... say... lose a shit ton of times at the lowest level of your division. A lot of people who reach something like Plat or Diamond end up sitting on their ranking until the end of the season where it becomes their permanent rank for the season, because not playing the game means you don't risk dropping and losing all of that sweet e-credit.
The second image, which leads into the next two, shows a gap in time where he was playing Ranked Solo matches, along with a string of continuous Ranked matches over the string of, like, two or three days. Since most normal people don't have an open schedule where they can just sit down and play, like, several hour-long games over what is basically the course of an entire game, this sudden and rampant surge of games usually gives off some indication that someone else is playing the account.
Finally, there's this guy:
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This guy's op.gg profile, which is here, is both a division beneath Shadow Pangolin (again, those duo issues regarding MMR) and basically played a shit ton of games with him over a short period of time.
Now, I acknowledge that this could all be fucking coincidence and I'm just drawing conspiracies where there aren't any, but this just seems awfully fucking weird to me and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if this fuck spent money to make himself look good at this game.
tl;dr If this is his LoL account, the guy possibly spent somewhere around $200 to $700 to boost his account to Diamond, basically spending a huge wad of cash to make himself feel super special amongst a lot of autists.
thats from a year ago. i assume he had a falling out
tl;dr If this is his LoL account, the guy possibly spent somewhere around $200 to $700 to boost his account to Diamond, basically spending a huge wad of cash to make himself feel super special amongst a lot of autists.