Jessica Yaniv Simpson AriannaLeak 9: Six-Figure Jobs, Diabetes, and Bear Spray.
https://meowmix.org/jessica-yaniv-simpson-ariannaleak-9/ https://archive.ph/wip/pKvBX
Transphobia, threesome, blame, high-skil-set and bleeding out
• “I need to significantly diet”
• “I can handle it” (re feedback)
• “I’m just listening to the rain in the gutter”
• “I thought your preferred drink is my Pussy nectar [emoji]”
• “Best Buy won’t hire me”
• “Oh you dangerous girl. You need a spanking”
• “I can’t wait till I’m able to make you breakfast. I’m so in love with you”
• “I’m basically pissing sugar”
• “You’ll come over and fuck me”
• “I want kissies, I want Eskimo kisses, Hehe”
• “No you’re the one that will cum all over my face”
• “I’m targeting jobs over 60K, Some people are so cheap!! They want the world but for just 40K, I know my worth is between 70-90K for marketing management” - jonathan yaniv April 2021
• “I’m an all-in-one package”
• “I love you to the moon and back a million times”
• “I will keel yo puzzzzy wid mai toung”
• “Well I still am princess of the kingdom between your legs
”
• “Lol maybe one day I’ll convince her to a threesome” (Megan, reportedly 15 yo)
TRANSPHOBIA:
• 7th April 2021 10.07am - “Refused service because I’m tans…booked a Brazilian online, came into the establishment, and was refused immediately and they “need training” (bullcrap) and they aren’t “comfortable”. Foxy Box POCO.
• Ari points out his “vagina” is different. yaniv replies on the “on the outside, not on the inside”. He reckons it only looks different “cuz it’s swelled up lol”. He wanted a Brazilian because of a “surgical appt today”
• He ended up ”I sugard(sic) it” “It’s like wax But easier” You do it? “No I got them to do it”
(so Foxy Box did “service” him after all…this was after he told Twitter that he had had a Brazilian wax. iirc no apology re transphobia accusations?)
HEALTH:
• 7th April 2021 5.23pm – “No surgery needed, All good!!” No more surgeries?? “Not for a while of ever, I want my boobs done lol”
• 9th April 2021 10.34am - “I need to significantly diet And it’s tough, No more sugar, I have a sugar intolerance, And I’m mad about it Doctor told me to immediately cut all sugar” Why? “My diabetes, My body is loaded in sugar, Now I’m drinking just water…water ”
• “My body keeps craving sugar but I can’t have it””
• ”I don’t use salt, Like, On anything at home” He admits he doesn’t track salt content although he knows he should.
• “Super exhausted, woke up at 3”
• 10th April 2021 9.36am - got straight into the convo with “I went back up in size with my dilator an for once not even a spec(sic) of blood, That’s huge for me. I’m so happy.” (he just sent that willy nilly, no reply from Ari – tries contact but no answer at 1.20pm/4.40pm/7.14pm)
• 12 April 2021 7.44am - “I just dilated and bled out again. That’s why I didn’t respond right away, I tried to go up in size. I managed but the second I stood up…” “There’s granulation tissue in there, Still, I’m going to get it treated today” “It’s significantly better than it was. No, no… no one told me early on that it was hypergranulation, I blame Montreal, I could have had it treated ages ago” “I asked and they kept saying it wasn’t” “…I’m going to Vancouver to get it done”
• Exercise? - “I’m trying it’s just difficult when my hip and shoulder is so messed up” (stuffing his face is down to his hip and shoulder?) “I do walk. Not much but as much as I can, It really depends on how many pain killers I take”
• “I don’t drink Yaniv,” sends a pic of wine bottles, brags about “25 on the rack I think if not more, 8 bottlea in the fridge, 10 in the cupboards” (but to his Digi Doc he doesn’t drink). Sends pics of him standing behind a counter. Ari comments he looks different, yaniv “2 years ago, November 2019” Avoids answering when Ari asks if he now looks like his profile pic.
• In the midst of being called out on his victimhood he announces he has a cancelled medical appointment “On a day that I’m bleeding…to tomorrow, And now I’m going lol Bleh lol, Yeah to see my doc at the hospital there”
• 12th April 2021 8.13pm – “Ugh I’m upset , doctor told me what I didn’t want to hear. I’m pretty sick with my diabetes (9th April 2021 repeat and rinse). “So now I have another med, I’ll be ok, he’s now on “Insulin”, Type 2” “I’m basically pissing sugar, He did my sugars, If I am peeing sugar it’s not good for my surgery, That’s the thing “
• 12th April 2021 8.13pm – “Vagina” – “Outside is healing fine. Inside there’s still an issue. Like I bled out this morning. How’s your vagina Aria {wink emoji|”
• 13th April 2021 12.43am - “I passed out again I’m sorry. I literally collapsed into my bed with my medical device on me too idk what’s wrong with me I even forgot to take insulin. I love you to the moon and back x infinity” And I forgot to dialate(sic). And put my meds in there, Ugh” “I’m really sick with things : trying to get better”.
• 14th April 2021 7.08am - “I’m going to Vancouver” What for? “Treatment, For my girl [2 heart emoji], it’s a long way to go but it’s worth it, Just silver nitrate” Painful? “Yeah, but I’m used to it by now ”. The seems to immediately go into - “I’m pissed [1 tear, 2 sad emoji]he uploads an LR tweet & one from the company he interviewed for “This is the $110,000/year one. [4 mad emoji]. “I’m upset I need that money”. He doesn’t know who leaked it yet claims “Company leaked it. I didn’t tell anyone, I mean what company begs you to talk to them after you say you’re not interested, That was a red flag and I should have trusted my gut”” (yet in the same breath claims he’s upset because he need the money ) “I said no and they said “are you sure you don’t want to chat yo(sic) find out what we’re all about” (yaniv’s definition of begging)
“PUSSY”:
• “Jessica has a wet pussy” “My pussy is ready to eat” “Now you won’t be flossing
” (after he got sugared by Foxy).
• ”I gotta shower cause my pussy is like so wet it’s like lol, It’s a Super WAP”
• “I thought your preferred drink is my Pussy nectar [emoji]”
• “I went to Quebec for Mai pussy [3 heart emoji]”
• He refers to his “vagina” as “my girl”
SEXY TALK:
- Plenty of “I love you”… Cuddles, sleeping alone, hugs, nervous but excited to meet. Really wants to kiss her. I love you PS; I really love you.” “I love you to the moon and back a million times” (33yo bloke here)
- “I wuvvvvvv uuuuuuu”
- “I will keel yo puzzzzy wid mai toung”
- wants to take “next level in our relationship”
- “This condo is so empty and boring”
- Diabetes -“But how am I going to avoid you since you’re so sweet and I don’t want to avoid you [4 heart emoji], You’re sweeter than sugar [4 emoji]”
- “I dream about you every night”
- “You’re all I think about”
- He wants a “sleepover” (as you do when you’re 34yo)
- 11 April 2021 3.16pm Goes overboard with his emoji when Ari says they’ll meet up Saturday. He suggests “Boston Pizza in walnut grove” Ari says nah…”Old Spaghetti Factory in walnut grove?” Ari suggests meeting park, Granville, the pier…yaniv suggests “Pacific Centre mall”.
- Ari says she wants flowers, wine (all romantic) she wants it all perfect. yaniv replies “Me too [2 heart emoji] I can’t wait to make out with you”
- “Tbh I think when you meet me you’re going to wonder why you were so scared…I’m like so shy in person tbh” (he’s not aggressive though). Ari points out the videos him chasing, charging at, yelling, threatening people “Yeah but I wouldn’t do that to you [2 heart emoji]”
- He’s not comfortable Ari having someone else with her when they meet up “I mean…I’ve never dated before, So this is all new to me” (yet he has tweeted previously about going on his first ever date). He asks if Ari is bringing a “guy or a girl” and he's undecided if he’ll bring his “security” “Idk probably not”, Ari points out his hypocrisy “I don’t think I’ll bring him, It’s weird to lol, I mean it would kill the mood”. He promises Ari he wouldn’t have a temper with her.
- 12th April 2021 1.35pm - To make Ari feel better and more relaxed about meeting – “ The cops just came, to give me back stuff they took from me, because they acted dumb” he sends a pic of a bear spray can together with 4 laughing emoji, “This will make them look oh so stupid, If I was dangerous I wouldn’t get this back, They told me it was illegal so they took it from me I 2019, I argued for 1.5 years”. He didn’t buy a replacement “To prove a point, And I won, Holaaaa, It feels really good” (being found guilty and put on probation feels really good?). He has bear spray because “I was scared of bears” (due to all those roaming sleuths of bears terrorising town/local restrooms/BCHRT?)
- He is going to get out the bath & tempt Ari by proving all the wine he has “You’ll come over and fuck me,“Lol you’ll be so tempted over the wine” (really?).
- “I want your tongue inside me”
- Sends a pic of a male groom and female bride – “Us [5 hear emjois &5 others] Love you”. Later Ari asks if he is the guy? Yaniv replies “I guess [emoji]”
- 14th April 2021 12.41pm - Xoxo, "Was looking at engagement rings at Pacific Centre [3 winky heart emoji] Now I‘m going to get my vulva treated.” Ari says it certainly isn’t her, yaniv replies “No you’re the one that will cum all over my face [8 emoji]” (still trying to work out the correlation there).
- 14th April 2021 8.42 pm - Ari says she has bought a new bra for their date on Saturday yaniv asks “What colour is the bra? I bet it’s cute, Will I be able to take it off? and make you pick it up next to my bed [1 emoji]"
- 15th April 2021 7.40am – Sends a million sad emoji due to covid restrictions. Ari accuses him of trying to get out of their 1st date. Counselling has helped him put aside his fears and wants to meet up. Then whilst pleading he announces “My period started [4 sad emoji]” he had his “hormones yesterday, Now….I’m bleeding, For no reason” and promptly sends a bloodied toilet c/w toilet paper(?) photo. Ari reminds him he has no uterus. Yaniv “But why? How? How are there blood clots ;( “ “it makes no sense…I haven’t bled like this for like a month. (yet on 12th April 2021 8.13pm he claims to have “bled out”). He’s “confused” because “yesterday the inner labia was treated…”
- “Well I still am princess of the kingdom between your legs ”
- “Lol maybe one day I’ll convince her to a threesome” (Megan, reportedly 15 y. Nonce)
- Ari asks What do you think is freaky? Yaniv replies “You riding my face”
SEXUAL ASSAULT & VICTIMHOOD:
• “I don’t tell many people this but I’m not really comfortable with guys around me. It’s been that way for years.” Why? “things that happened to me around 15 years ago [sad emoji], I don’t like talking about it [sad emoji], Sexual assault, So I get really nervous” Ari pulls him up about him being a victim he replies “So we’re not doing Saturday?
“ He denies being “a victim of everything though, I know it may seem that way but I’m not”.Ari makes a list re his illnesses etc. After being called out he replies “I understand that you’re nervous, So am I, You can bring someone if you’ll feel more comfortable, I’m ok with that”
(jeez, he's granting permission). He quickly changes the subject to a cancellation medical appointment.
EMPLOYMENT & FINANCE:
• Asked how he can be unemployed yet afford stuff. “Security. A lot of it was paid by the government, Crime victim assistance”
(was paid, now?) Waxing - “I haven’t been in years” (Despite not long telling Ari he’d been for a waxing/sugaring he then admits. She queries and he admits “I went last week but I haven’t been in years”). “Mani – I rarely go anymore”
• Gets told off for trying to sound smart using abbreviations.
• 10th April 2021 8.56pm – doing self development courses –“Microsoft ads, HubSpot, marketing courses…just online…it’s kinda like the university one…university for me was 15 years ago”
• Any luck with job hunt? “Not yet. I’m really trying hard to land a senior role, Like Director/Executive, I’m tired of being used and replaced…I’ve been in management before…I wish I went back to the federal government, I have super high skill levels there” So why don’t you? “I haven’t looked tbh” he wants a change and still be doing marketing. “I don’t want to do data entry again”.
• He doesn’t want to start at the bottom and work up because
“I have such a high skill set people don’t want me to a junior job because they think I’ll be bored of it and do tasks too quick, it’s happened a few times, Best Buy won’t hire me”
• 11th April 2021 3.16pm - “Doing more tests”
• 13th April 2021 3.10pm - Phone was muted as he was overwhelmed, has an interview for a “6 fig job, I’m kinda freaking out tbh, I said not to it but they emailed me back 2 minutes later and said let’s talk” Why ot? “There’s stuff I’ve never done, I can do 90% of the job. Pays between $100,000 to $110,000 a year, Marketing Manager “I’ve never worked for 6 figures ever in my life, It’s so overwhelming” “HubSpot (which he is self training on ).
• 13th April 2021 - “Exhausted, This is my 3rd interview today” “large scale $1M+ revenue companies, No small plumbers,…Data Security company” Ari says she’s never heard of the company, yaniv replies “Do you think we will kiss on the first date” Ari can’t find the company he mentioned “But yeah it’s a multimillion dollar company, Just got $11M in funding” he claims he’s “just finished interview, it’s interesting, It’s a startup, interview went “Pretty good, 35 min interview” he thinks he’s on the shortlisted candidate list.
• After the LR tweet
( see above, 14th April 2021) “Sorry was applying for job after job and ignored my phone” Any good jobs? “Some. I’m targeting jobs over 60K, Some people are so cheap!! They want the world but for just 40K, I know my worth is between 70-90K for marketing management” “I’ve been doing this for 12 years, I fall asleep at entry levels”
(and apparently every time you sit on your bed fat boy). He then lists his super duper experience “I’m an all-in-one package”
(he enquired into a receptionist job asking if they paid over $20 per hr not so long ago iirc)
• Gives site links supposedly showcasing “his work” only to later admit it wasn’t his work/didn’t write them and then seems to have problems finding something to show Ari
(how odd). Ari queries this and he replies “…So will I get to take off this bra [3 emoji]”
(as you do when caught out in a fib)
MAIDS:
• “My place is a mess I need to organize it” (yet bragged about having a “maid”)
FRIENDS:
• Ari says call a friend, asks what yaniv normally does – “Go get fat burger and go to a park, That’s just with.. you know, Megan…I haven’t
(seen her) Since March last year
"
• He’s slept over at a girls house but not they're friends anymore (“cause she’s psycho”) “Like 2/3 years ago” “Oh she was suicidal so I called the cops, Then they stormed her house, Seized items, pepper spray, a gun. And I think something else”. Her name? “Tavia”
EVEN MORE TEDIOUS TRIVIA:
• He "needs" NIMBLE – Salon Quality Nails” “I want it though lol”. It takes him “20 minutes for both hands”
• Do you want kids? “Yes [6 emoji] Ari questions his parental capabilities.
• He’s a virgin
(as at 12th April 2021) “Yeah” However he feels him and Ari “are going to do so good together [4 hear emoji]" after Ari admits she loves sex.
• Claims he prefers white wine to red the goes on about red. He always chilled red at tastings except when the stores “gave me shit about it”.
[this reco from a non drinker]
• He’s never done anal. Would he do it? “Maybe”. He then sends a “trout pout” selfie.
(if ever asked about anal? just send a selfie)
• He questions Ari’s boss taking a vacation during a pandemic
(flying across the country to see a catfish is obviously different) but he does acknowledge he went to Ontario for Mai pussy [3 hearts emoji]
• He sends some pics, police arresting someone, “Almost got a heart attack then saw it’s not for me Miss you babe [4 winky emojis]"
• jonathan yaniv needs to learn what “bled out” actually means…”bleed out” means to die from loss of blood.
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all in all,,. he's God's gift to Mankind.
