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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Catching up on the this thread, and in case I don't finish it before you close the poll, I would like to request an option: Etsy yarn buyers enraged after receiving poor quality alpaca yarn storm the tranch and stab everyone to death with their knitting needles.
 
Was that defense ever accepted in a trial? Not used, accepted, as in resulted in the suspect being acquitted? Because I sure haven't found any examples of that in the Western Hemisphere no matter how hard I looked.
It's at best a mitigation defense, in that by even raising it as a defense, you have already admitted to killing the person. It might get you out of first degree murder, because you have to have premeditation for that. So if you just freaked out and killed someone without premeditation, it wouldn't be first degree murder by definition because you didn't have the state of mind necessary for that.

Juries also tend to be rather skeptical of this as a defense, especially after seeing a picture of the troon, specifically that the killer didn't know damn well he was banging a troon.
 
Was that defense ever accepted in a trial? Not used, accepted, as in resulted in the suspect being acquitted? Because I sure haven't found any examples of that in the Western Hemisphere no matter how hard I looked.
I quickly found some data on it, I'm too lazy to go deep but it seems that a "successful" trans panic defense usually just means they got something less than first-degree murder.

Here's what I remember them purchasing since March 2021:
  • Guns in the 1k dollar range each, plus ammo for the guns (body armor and cameras were free)
  • fencing (that they're too dumb to put in properly) which can be more expensive than you think, done for 36 sq acres of land
  • several "lets all go out to eat" meals between 6-8 people at least once a week
  • solar panel repairs + battery replacement
  • stickers and tshirts
  • new laptop for bonnie
  • a new stove
  • a new fridge
  • a microwave?
  • kevin didn't ebeg for money at all until June so some must have spilled into the "toys for princess" fund
  • The earthship (aka that shitty piece of property made of tires and failed dreams). I can't remember if repair cost or purchasing cost factored into it.
  • There are other things they purchased but probably didn't post. My guess is magic cards, food for them and alpacas, and weed + bongs since their dealer drives and delivers.
Down payment on tractor is the other only thing I haven't seen mentioned yet, sorry if I missed it.
 
It's at best a mitigation defense, in that by even raising it as a defense, you have already admitted to killing the person. It might get you out of first degree murder, because you have to have premeditation for that. So if you just freaked out and killed someone without premeditation, it wouldn't be first degree murder by definition because you didn't have the state of mind necessary for that.

Juries also tend to be rather skeptical of this as a defense, especially after seeing a picture of the troon, specifically that the killer didn't know damn well he was banging a troon.
Yeah, I'm actually waiting for somebody to point out to troons that a. if you don't feel comfortable/safe telling somebody you're a tranny? why the hell are you fucking them? and b. there's this thing called rape by deception...

The one somewhat successful case I heard covered by some Wokeandians was kinda hilarious in how they covered it. No pictures of the troon, looked like they picked a boyish-looking natal woman to play the troon, and...absolutely no discussion of the fact that most natal women have a bit of a clue when it comes to the communal bike for a sketchy gang of older guys.

(The short version, in case anybody here needs it: Being the communal thot for a bunch of violent thugs is not good for your health.)

Lastly, even if they didn't blow through the money, why would they stop begging? There's no reason aside from their anarchocommunistic principles (lol) to NOT keep taking and taking as long as people give to them. Perhaps most of us Kiwis are wrong and the tranch is even worse than we think: they just want more money NOW NOW NOOOOOOW.
Well, no anarchocommunistic community is capable of being self-sustaining--notice that they're highly unlikely to be even breaking even on anything else they are doing. It doesn't help that most flavors of commie seem to be at least low-key tards, given they don't seem to want to even deal with the free rider problem...nor the fact that you do have to explain to everybody why their effort should be used to support somebody who's work-shy...but wants to ensure tugboats for the work-shy.

It'd at least work a lot better if you went with a more "No work no food" system--but communists get a lot of their thugs via their appeal to the work-shy and their insistence on it being "Free stuff for everybody!" (Never mind that they'd at least be closer to feasible if they realized that taking from the workers to support a non-productive-by-choice class should be haram to them; they object to ebil capitalists because they are 'not contributing labor' even though most do, in fact, handle ensuring that things like the factories are maintained.)
 
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New Tranch pic of baby peeking over tub. Is cute.

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Tractor spotted. Any farming spergs wanna tell the make and model and value of this tractor?

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Tractor spotted. Any farming spergs wanna tell the make and model and value of this tractor?
Here you go:
This Lynden, Washington-based dealership quotes $47,460 for a 4WD with a cab. (archive)
Then there's Tractorhouse, which mostly lists used machines with prices ranging from $19,500 (2015 model, probably without any attachments) to $47,750 (brand new). (archive)
Most are listed at "call", which IME usually means "serious buyers only".
According to Tractorsinfo.net its "original price" is $29,990, but that's probably the base price for the base model, without any attachments. (archive)

Anyway, this is another good move for our intrepid heroes. They blew half of the hundred grand they grifted on a tractor, picked up the failed earthship project, bought more animals, erected some shitty fence that won't stop even a more determined burglar, let alone the alleged nazi militia they've been crying about - and nothing about either a new well or fixing the PV system or doing something about their septic tank.
 
Catching up on the this thread, and in case I don't finish it before you close the poll, I would like to request an option: Etsy yarn buyers enraged after receiving poor quality alpaca yarn storm the tranch and stab everyone to death with their knitting needles.
Someone here bought the yarn IIRC and they said it was actually not that bad.
 
Even so, they would have to be intentionally running the well dry to burn through that much that fast without any ROI.
That’s the thing: There is no ROI. There was an alpaca bubble and it burst. The yarn used to fetch extremely high prices that led to an alpaca ranching boomlet in the oughts but the price has since collapsed and alpaca produce a comparatively small amount of wool. Even then? They’re competing with South American imports where it actually is profitable to produce the material.

On top of that? They can’t graze their land anymore and have to pay for feed.
 
That’s the thing: There is no ROI. There was an alpaca bubble and it burst. The yarn used to fetch extremely high prices that led to an alpaca ranching boomlet in the oughts but the price has since collapsed and alpaca produce a comparatively small amount of wool. Even then? They’re competing with South American imports where it actually is profitable to produce the material.

On top of that? They can’t graze their land anymore and have to pay for feed.
Their polycule business is booming though.

Crossposting troonsicle musings since he's a Tranchero now (links in the kevo post with new archive)

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I need to know why the focus was on this


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I don't think he knows we have his full dox and info on his ex wife and estranged wife.
 
That’s the thing: There is no ROI. There was an alpaca bubble and it burst. The yarn used to fetch extremely high prices that led to an alpaca ranching boomlet in the oughts but the price has since collapsed and alpaca produce a comparatively small amount of wool. Even then? They’re competing with South American imports where it actually is profitable to produce the material.

On top of that? They can’t graze their land anymore and have to pay for feed.
The South American imports also tend to be supporting indigenous people so arguably it's got better a better Woke point value...and it was pretty clear when I checked their Etsy store a few months (half a year?) back for this thread that they had no crafters involved. Not anybody who did yarn crafts, anyway, given you need the yardage/meters in a skein as well as the weight to figure out how much you need to buy to make something.

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch basically went the opposite direction from your best chance at ROI with alpaca in the US: Quality, no quantity. Show those fuckers and make most of your money off of stud services and well-bred animals, and treat any fiber sales as just a nice bonus.

But the odds are pretty good absolutely nobody there is a decent judge of an animal's healthy coat. Look at their hair, after all. If you can't tell when your own hair is looking nasty and unhealthy, you probably are shit at telling that kind of thing, period.

We're asking a lot of this bunch of troons if we ask them to not always go with the most stupid option when they have to make decisions.
 
That’s the thing: There is no ROI. There was an alpaca bubble and it burst. The yarn used to fetch extremely high prices that led to an alpaca ranching boomlet in the oughts but the price has since collapsed and alpaca produce a comparatively small amount of wool. Even then? They’re competing with South American imports where it actually is profitable to produce the material.

On top of that? They can’t graze their land anymore and have to pay for feed.
Yeah, seems like setting up in the desert wasn't a good idea.
 
Yeah, I'm actually waiting for somebody to point out to troons that a. if you don't feel comfortable/safe telling somebody you're a tranny? why the hell are you fucking them? and b. there's this thing called rape by deception...
In most places it's really limited, like you convinced them you were their husband in the dark. Anyway the majority of people who do this didn't "panic" at all because they only killed the trans person after willingly having sex with them. So much like "gay panic" they're not defending themselves, they're just disgusted at something they voluntarily did and take out their anger on the victim. That's still more or less murder, more or less depending on the level of premeditation and other circumstances.

Contrary to troon claims, there is nowhere in the U.S. it is "legal to kill trans people."
 
In most places it's really limited, like you convinced them you were their husband in the dark. Anyway the majority of people who do this didn't "panic" at all because they only killed the trans person after willingly having sex with them. So much like "gay panic" they're not defending themselves, they're just disgusted at something they voluntarily did and take out their anger on the victim. That's still more or less murder, more or less depending on the level of premeditation and other circumstances.

Contrary to troon claims, there is nowhere in the U.S. it is "legal to kill trans people."

While i can see a drunk person getting used by a decently passing tranny in a dark club, the gay panic defense is WAY funnier. Like you could convince me you thought it was a girl until after because anal or something.... But you can't like.... accidentally slept with a whole ass man not know.

"Officer his bussy was too tight I couldn't pull out ! It's not my fault! He tricked me!"
 
There are loads of shearing photos on their twitter right now, but they called in some professionals and actually did it properly for once. And whoever knew, farming done properly is pretty boring.

But this really deserves to be highlighted. They brought in one of their alpacas to be sheared, and the shearer pointed out that it wasn't actually an alpaca, it was a vicuña, a completely different species (which is apparently a wild ancestor - Google it if you really care). Does anything really scream "not a farmer" more than not knowing what fucking species your animals are. Would a sheep farmer not realise that one of his flock was a goat? Would a chicken farmer be fooled by a penguin with a rubber glove on its head? I wonder if it identified as an alpaca.


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