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TBF the replies are shitting on him by asking him why he has money for weed but not for food and speculating that his resume is probably shit.
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- Thread starter SpessCaptain
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Based scammer making redditors have less money for consooming.Damn it, I was just about to make a post about this. The reddit island saga is in my opinion the funniest story of this site yet, because it proves how genuinely retarded the average redditor truly is. I will summarize what the video says and back it up with sources:
So, their "plan" is to find an island and build a society populated only by redditors on it. Sounds hilariously stupid already, right? But trust them, this time they are super serious about it. And it totally wouldnt end up like when r/redditisland [s/a] tried the exact same thing 10 years ago with no results except those of this revealing poll:
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The following post, made by none other than a 600k karma, 100+ reddit gold receiver and confirmed mask wearer on r/memes [s/a] kicked it off. So, in the May of 2021, r/Reddit_Island [s/a] was created because time is a flat fucking circle.
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Quickly this idea spread like wildfire on reddit, with the subreddit growing to 25k users within less than a month. Memes were made, flags were being created, allegedly one guy even made an anthem (although I cant find the source of that). However, there was a problem. There was no funding. And, as they found out, buying an island was mor expensive than their parents' allowance money. For some godforsaken reason one of the moderators claimed that Elon Musk DMed him and refused to elaborate on that [s/a], but otherwise there was no hope.
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People unironically believed this
In fact, no one had any idea what island to even move to. Pitcairn Island was the most popular choice (I sure wonder why), but there were no actual plans that weren't just larping. That is, until one day a user came forward with a miracle. He claimed to be the son of a wealthy cuban who planned to gift the island to the reddit users (who obviously need it more), and in return he only needed a few thousand dollars in legal fees to make it work. I do not have archives so take these screenshots from the youtube video:
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After he received 700 dollars in donations he posted this:
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In conclusion, this once again shows how reddit gets enlightened by its own intelligence. The idea alone, combined with them losing money to a nigerian prince tier scam is something not even CHAZ, the Tranch, Jonestown or any other leftist exclave could replicate.
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The "I'll give you free shit if you pay x fees" is literally the most common stereotypical scam. They deserved it.
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One of the best forms of entertainment on Reddit is browsing the subs made for sharing personal anecdotes (entitledparents, AITA, anything that involves something being presented as if it personally happened to the poster) and looking for the most obviously-fake stories you can find.
edit: fucked up the formatting, give me a second to fix it, my bad]
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Subredddits like that and r/raisedbynarcissists combine two of the worst elements found on the Internet: retard mommy blogger acronyms (seeing shit like DH, DD, etc. makes me want to put on my top hat) and smug redditry.
Watching them complain about their Cluster B parents completely oblivious to the fact that they share the same exact shitty personality traits is hilarious though. They have no clue that they have become what they hate.
Watching them complain about their Cluster B parents completely oblivious to the fact that they share the same exact shitty personality traits is hilarious though. They have no clue that they have become what they hate.
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Didn't Bernie run on that platform?
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So is the top girl a munchie? 15 is awfully young to need intestinal surgery except in cases of extreme congenital deformity.
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Season 91 episode 334 "I've voted for a law and now the opposition is using it against me"
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I know whenever I panic, I started kicking bitches in the shins too. It's the only logical thing to do.
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I promise that the "15 y/o girl" is probably a tranny in his 30s who has a colostomy bag fetish.
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I dunno, I think it could legitimately be someone of that age but with munchausen's, a munchie mom, or genuinely having a bad disease. There are a lot of underageds on reddit and social media in general. It doesn't excuse their behavior, but it does explain it.
Molly White's Breast Milk
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You may be right. After rereading that post it reminds me of the old troper tales from TVTropes which were all written by loser teens.
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Yeah there's something identifiably childish about it IMO. I could be wrong but sometimes a post really comes across as being written by someone that age.
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How would a reddit island even go about is what i wanna know. Forget the piccaninnies that were dumb enough to hand this guy money for a minute and ponder that question.Damn it, I was just about to make a post about this. The reddit island saga is in my opinion the funniest story of this site yet, because it proves how genuinely retarded the average redditor truly is. I will summarize what the video says and back it up with sources:
So, their "plan" is to find an island and build a society populated only by redditors on it. Sounds hilariously stupid already, right? But trust them, this time they are super serious about it. And it totally wouldnt end up like when r/redditisland [s/a] tried the exact same thing 10 years ago with no results except those of this revealing poll:
View attachment 2338467
The following post, made by none other than a 600k karma, 100+ reddit gold receiver and confirmed mask wearer on r/memes [s/a] kicked it off. So, in the May of 2021, r/Reddit_Island [s/a] was created because time is a flat fucking circle.
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Quickly this idea spread like wildfire on reddit, with the subreddit growing to 25k users within less than a month. Memes were made, flags were being created, allegedly one guy even made an anthem (although I cant find the source of that). However, there was a problem. There was no funding. And, as they found out, buying an island was mor expensive than their parents' allowance money. For some godforsaken reason one of the moderators claimed that Elon Musk DMed him and refused to elaborate on that [s/a], but otherwise there was no hope.
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People unironically believed this
In fact, no one had any idea what island to even move to. Pitcairn Island was the most popular choice (I sure wonder why), but there were no actual plans that weren't just larping. That is, until one day a user came forward with a miracle. He claimed to be the son of a wealthy cuban who planned to gift the island to the reddit users (who obviously need it more), and in return he only needed a few thousand dollars in legal fees to make it work. I do not have archives so take these screenshots from the youtube video:
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After he received 700 dollars in donations he posted this:
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In conclusion, this once again shows how reddit gets enlightened by its own intelligence. The idea alone, combined with them losing money to a nigerian prince tier scam is something not even CHAZ, the Tranch, Jonestown or any other leftist exclave could replicate.
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The only thing I can think about with the ostomy story is why would you prod.y walk around with bag full of shit.
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So this person is an atheist and depressed. How much I bet after he jerks off he gets depressed and miserable again. Seriously reddit atheists make me happy to be a believer
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Basically same.
I was thinking, if churches wanted attendence to go up, instead of making cringy titktoks, they should take that post, put it on their door and write "here's your alternative" or "Atheist? This could be your future"
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Early-onset inflammatory bowel disease is becoming more common and could easily result in someone needing a stoma that young.
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I want to feel bad for people like this, but I just can't. It's a vicious cycle he has the power to break, but he has no interest in doing so. The porn, excessive jerking off, and internet use is almost certainly making his depression worse, but he's a slave to his own desires seeking a quick escape from reality.
Being on Reddit he's only surrounded by like minded yes men who aren't going to tell him there's a major problem, because for a lot of them that would mean admitting they have one as well.
Religion might actually make this dude's life better, it certainly can't make it worse. At least with a church/mosque he'd gain the support of a community of real life people, and heck he might even find a greater purpose to his life as well.