Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

Bob would eat up anything the MCU shit out.

See: his excitement over the utterly bland looking Eternals, a property not even comic book nerds really care about.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob's "The MCU should make Galactus a bad Celestial" idea is peak "I don't know what I'm on about". Besides making Galactus a Celestial being a bad idea, stories featuring him stress very heavily that he basically governs entropy and finding a way of harming him in any way is a very bad idea for many reasons. Can you imagine how bad killing entropy would be? Hell, the energy he takes will be the spark for the next big bang so you end up dooming the future if you somehow manage to survive your own stupidity.

Of course, outside media loves using him as a villain and the MCU alrrady seems like it's throwing out the ideas of cosmic stuff in the comics where Earth is a random dirt ball floating in a void where everything either wants you dead or could care less to recognize your existence.

I think the unspoken issue here, is Bob has unfortunately conflated Galactus with Unicron from Transformers: The Movie. Unlike Galactus, Unicron is overtly malevolent and evil. Bob is a smoothbrained crayon eating exceptional individual, so he thinks that since maybe Unicron was basically Death Star + Galactus in concept (with maybe a hint of "Doomsday Device" from Star Trek The Original Series), that Galactus is exactly the same kind of deal as Unicron or the Planet Killer. Therefore he thinks Galactus should be treated the exact same way as Unicron. And anyone who has even a passing familiarity with Galactus (like the Silver Surfer cartoon of the 90s) knows why that is absolutely not the case nor should it be.

Supposedly those are the "good" Catholics who will vote for more gibsmedats because Jesus said be kind somewhere.
Also most seem to think that Latinos & Middle Easterns will all turn fedora-tipping atheist by the third generation.


Bob would eat up anything the MCU shit out.

Unfortunately, Catholicism in Latin and South America (and Mexico) has been poisoned by marxist Liberation Theology since the 1960s, where Christians in the church are taught to value social change over eternal salvation. They're supposed to rise up and save the poors. Or if they ARE poor, they want to be saved from poverty rather than their sins. This is why a lot of Catholics (hell even in America, the liberal ones at least) to the south vote Democrat/Socialist/gibsmedat rather than Republican or whatever passes for Republican in the home countries (and being habituated into religious ingsoc-justice, they're easily led to believe that "Republicans are raycisssss").

 

[Troonologist PhD]

I think the unspoken issue here, is Bob has unfortunately conflated Galactus with Unicron from Transformers: The Movie. Unlike Galactus, Unicron is overtly malevolent and evil. Bob is a smoothbrained crayon eating exceptional individual, so he thinks that since maybe Unicron was basically Death Star + Galactus in concept (with maybe a hint of "Doomsday Device" from Star Trek The Original Series), that Galactus is exactly the same kind of deal as Unicron or the Planet Killer. Therefore he thinks Galactus should be treated the exact same way as Unicron. And anyone who has even a passing familiarity with Galactus (like the Silver Surfer cartoon of the 90s) knows why that is absolutely not the case nor should it be.



Unfortunately, Catholicism in Latin and South America (and Mexico) has been poisoned by marxist Liberation Theology since the 1960s, where Christians in the church are taught to value social change over eternal salvation. They're supposed to rise up and save the poors. Or if they ARE poor, they want to be saved from poverty rather than their sins. This is why a lot of Catholics (hell even in America, the liberal ones at least) to the south vote Democrat/Socialist/gibsmedat rather than Republican or whatever passes for Republican in the home countries (and being habituated into religious ingsoc-justice, they're easily led to believe that "Republicans are raycisssss").

1. The MCU almost always makes its villains 1-D who are killed off in one movie. The others are Thanos, Loki, and Mordu, the latter they've seem to have forgotten about. I could see them trying and failing to make Galactus the next Thanos, especially if they bring in the Fantastic Four. They should just use Dormammu as their overarching villain of the new phases.

2. Latin American Catholics tend to be infected with paganism and witchcraft, which is another reason why they vote gibs. The most well known cult is the Santa Muerte cult of death, murder, drugs, thieves, darkness, etc.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Unfortunately, Catholicism in Latin and South America (and Mexico) has been poisoned by marxist Liberation Theology since the 1960s, where Christians in the church are taught to value social change over eternal salvation. They're supposed to rise up and save the poors. Or if they ARE poor, they want to be saved from poverty rather than their sins. This is why a lot of Catholics (hell even in America, the liberal ones at least) to the south vote Democrat/Socialist/gibsmedat rather than Republican or whatever passes for Republican in the home countries (and being habituated into religious ingsoc-justice, they're easily led to believe that "Republicans are raycisssss").

I know, I'm just explaining the thought process of fedoralords who want to import hordes of catholics (and also muslims).

 

[Berrakh]

“The Eternals could have stopped the Holocaust but chose not to. Here’s why that’s not so bad.”

 

[Koby_Fish]

I know, I'm just explaining the thought process of fedoralords who want to import hordes of catholics (and also muslims).

Idiots like Bob think that once they're exposed to the US Education system, they'll be indoctrinated into atheism (although Bob would consider it sudden "enlightenment", not brainwashing) just as easily as he was. So then it doesn't matter what they believed when they came in, just so long as at least the next generation of them stop believing in everything except the High Priest of Gibs Me Dat.

 

[Vida]

Bob's opinions on Batman these days really do seem to be peak contrarianism.

He apparently doesn't like the Arkham games either. He called them edgelord stuff that's not going to age well.

I don't know what the fuck is supposed to be "edgelord" about those games, other than they take the material somewhat seriously.

Actually Bob really likes the Arkham games. He went as far as calling them the best games from gen 7
(19:40)

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Idiots like Bob think that once they're exposed to the US Education system, they'll be indoctrinated into atheism (although Bob would consider it sudden "enlightenment", not brainwashing) just as easily as he was. So then it doesn't matter what they believed when they came in, just so long as at least the next generation of them stop believing in everything except the High Priest of Gibs Me Dat.

I would say that Bob's atheism isn't even the same thing we see with the traditional neckbeard fedoras online. His atheism is more of an ego thing. I've often said that he doesn't just want to be a dictator who rules with an iron fist. He literally wants to play god, having the power to destroy anything that displeases him the moment it does. Plus being worshipped by everyone beneath him.

His cringy atheism is more about the fact that if he isn't god than there can't be one.

 

[make_it_so]

I would say that Bob's atheism isn't even the same thing we see with the traditional neckbeard fedoras online. His atheism is more of an ego thing. I've often said that he doesn't just want to be a dictator who rules with an iron fist. He literally wants to play god, having the power to destroy anything that displeases him the moment it does. Plus being worshipped by everyone beneath him.

His cringy atheism is more about the fact that if he isn't god than there can't be one.

You know, most people would be able to get this wish fulfillment by playing god games or overseer simulation games like Sim City, Tropico, Civilization,what have you. But then again almost all of those were on PC and not Nintendo, so I guess Bob automatically hates them.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Actually Bob really likes the Arkham games. He went as far as calling them the best games from gen 7
(19:40)

Well, not too long ago he made that tweet about the Arkham games having an edgelord aesthetic that's going to age badly.

And I remember when he tweeted a bitchy response to Jeremy Jahns when Jahns made a tweet that said that the Arkham games are the perfect Batman adaption, and that they're what Batman should be.

And that video is from 2013, when Bob was much less of the bitter, vengeful, spiteful person he is today.

So maybe he changed his mind.
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Here's the response he made to Jahns about the Arkham games being the very best of Batman.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/699780396314189824?lang=en

"So FUCK YOU, literally everyone who worked on this character between 1939 and five years ago!"

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Actually Bob really likes the Arkham games. He went as far as calling them the best games from gen 7
(19:40)

I wouldn't put much stock in that since Bob is infamous for flip flopping on almost everything he's ever said, except his praise for the MCU and Disney. Hell, in one of those American Bob videos, he justified politicians who flip flopped as just "Learning and evolving their opinions" or some bullshit.

I doubt he played those games, or any that he put on that list. He just knew it was Batman written by one of the BTAS writers (The guy who created Harley Quinn) and so just went off of that.

 

[Red Hood]

Actually Bob really likes the Arkham games. He went as far as calling them the best games from gen 7
(19:40)

Well, knowing Bob he has probably said BOTH statements with complete sincerity.

Bob is not know for his consistency in anything except bad takes.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's amazing how much of an impact Donald Trump has had on Moviebob's life.

Bob almost seems, dare I say it, pleasant in those old vids.

2016 made Bob go from this..

..to this..

..almost overnight.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

It's amazing how much of an impact Donald Trump has had on Moviebob's life.

Bob almost seems, dare I say it, pleasant in those old vids.

2016 made Bob go from this..View attachment 2357029..to this..View attachment 2357030..almost overnight.

Frieza's fugly third form is a lot more appropriate, IMO.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob is more akin to Fat Buu, but with the personality of Evil Buu.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Regarding Christianity in Latin America, a lot of it is centered about being "humble", and in LATAM being humble means being poor, there's no ifs or buts, poor people are humble and victims of the system since remember, Christian Socialism is the core Socialist ideology here, this causes a lot of problems across all facets of society, one of the main ones being that rich and succesful people are villified since they're the opposite of the poor and humble, this is why Latin American govermnents are all to eager to make 50 thousand different taxes that the rich and their businesses have to pay, they, unsurprisingly, don't do it so they either commit tax evasion or leave the country with their money, this is what's currently happening in Argentina, all the rich people (that aren't politicians) and their companies are starting to leave the country.

I realized that I was going beyond my initial point regarding Christianity here so to sumarize, in Latinamerica Christianity is heavily related to the poor and the concept of being humble, Socialism being popular here means that the churches here also promote free gibs from the govermnent wich makes everyone poorer but they don't care since they're now even more humble.
I won't go on since the more I talk about my continent the more deppressed I get. So, uh, have a picture of my cat.

 

[Koby_Fish]

You know, most people would be able to get this wish fulfillment by playing god games or overseer simulation games like Sim City, Tropico, Civilization,what have you. But then again almost all of those were on PC and not Nintendo, so I guess Bob automatically hates them.

Well there was a Sim City for Super Nintendo, but I dunno if Bob ever played it, due to it not being Bing Bing Wahoo.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Well there was a Sim City for Super Nintendo, but I dunno if Bob ever played it, due to it not being Bing Bing Wahoo.

Sim City sounds too complicated for Bob.

I doubt Bob ever liked those kind of games much,

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Here's the response he made to Jahns about the Arkham games being the very best of Batman.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/699780396314189824?lang=en

"So FUCK YOU, literally everyone who worked on this character between 1939 and five years ago!"

I remember Jahns tweeting back to him and he was just confused and didn't understand what Bob was so pissy about.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

It's amazing how much of an impact Donald Trump has had on Moviebob's life.

Bob almost seems, dare I say it, pleasant in those old vids.

2016 made Bob go from this..View attachment 2357029..to this..View attachment 2357030..almost overnight.

I'd say it's more GG and getting fired that really kicked it off. Getting 2 million hits for that Pixels video probably didn't help matters either.