DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It's likely they're just roommates at this point.

Did we get a clip of this, as it's a Hall of Fame worthy quote.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Did we get a clip of this, as it's a Hall of Fame worthy quote.

Oh I wish he said that! That's just my assumption as they don't spend any time together and she's probably off seeing someone else from work. Hence her being more like a roommate or, due to Phil only spending time with her for money, an escort; Which makes the whole escort story from years ago even funnier now.

 

[Freshtodeath]

If you asked 100 girls to fly out and stay with you i'd assume they'd all say no. The fact she flew out to see this ugly ass dude after talking for a month is still so insane.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If you asked 100 girls to fly out and stay with you i'd assume they'd all say no. The fact she flew out to see this ugly ass dude after talking for a month is still so insane.

You underestimate the power of being even a smalltime celebrity. Notoriety helps too. At that time, if advertised in the right places he could've found plenty to take up the offer. They might not have all been 10's but they exist.

Killers on death row get women who'll marry them too and they're broke and in prison.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What the fuck is this tweet? Did the math hurt his brain?
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And why does he follow this account? I thought all his money go to bills. That account only tweets gaming deals.

Someone should reply tweet "that costume is for people with scopely money"

Of course he didn't edit it out....

Well, when you spend alleged hours editing, it's possible to miss a few.

Even if he just took Kat out for a walk. The place where he lives is beautiful; Tons of nature that he's never even seen. Yet, Phil is so enfeebled that walking, due to it being exercise, is just off the table. He could be spending 1 or 2 days out of every week to go out exploring. Also, the prospect of being outside means that he could encounter a troll or the nature park he visits could be swatted.

One could read your post as literally living in a barn because she's referred to as a horse.

 

[tomstone]

"people said I look like reed richards"

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If you asked 100 girls to fly out and stay with you i'd assume they'd all say no. The fact she flew out to see this ugly ass dude after talking for a month is still so insane.

Eh, for women like Catherine with fucked up lives who bounced around lots of apartments, Phil's living situation with a betabux guy she knows she could easily control is understandably appealing.

Even if he just took Kat out for a walk. The place where he lives is beautiful; Tons of nature that he's never even seen. Yet, Phil is so enfeebled that walking, due to it being exercise, is just off the table. He could be spending 1 or 2 days out of every week to go out exploring. Also, the prospect of being outside means that he could encounter a troll or the nature park he visits could be swatted.

I bet Phil thinks walking and doing activities like that is only for poor Walmart people. He's a hardworking guy that doesn't have time for that, he doesn't even have time to make a single friend.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

If you asked 100 girls to fly out and stay with you i'd assume they'd all say no. The fact she flew out to see this ugly ass dude after talking for a month is still so insane.

He called her his soul maid after knowing her (according to him) for like 3-4 months. With the vast majority of that time being long-distance.
Among highlights of his describing their future, he seemed to prioritize
1) cook and clean
2) second income
3) getting his mom off his back about marriage

It's certifiably insane. If new tractors are looking for something to watch, or some very solid background noise, I cannot recommend enough Almighty Tevin's Christmas 2017 video.

Not only revealing what I believe to be his true intentions with Kat (while blaming all of his problems on Leanna) but the video also covers so much lore from 2017, like The Panda Breakup, Curse Partnership, and ReeeEmergency.

2017 was one of the banner years in the culmination of the psychopathic, shell of a man that we see today.

 

[LolCowCentral]

You asked. They listened. Finally a Marvel show for DSP.

 

[Hogan of the South]

"people said I look like reed richards"

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More like his Hunch titted brother that he keeps locked in the basement for putting viruses on his computers from all that porn he downloads to reeds desktop.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Even if he just took Kat out for a walk. The place where he lives is beautiful; Tons of nature that he's never even seen. Yet, Phil is so enfeebled that walking, due to it being exercise, is just off the table. He could be spending 1 or 2 days out of every week to go out exploring. Also, the prospect of being outside means that he could encounter a troll or the nature park he visits could be swatted.

Sadly for Dave, he has become a reclusive ghoul a long time ago. There were two rants from this year which show how he completely lost anything resembling a soul a long time ago and he can only get pleasure from buying useless knickknacks, D'VOURing food either at home or in a restaurant or pulling sweaty men pictures in gacha games. When someone asked if he'd go on a picnic, he complained that the food will be cold and that all kind of nasty bugs will be crawling all over. When asked about whether he'd go to the beach to beat the heat... well just look at this clip.

We're dealing with someone who rejected his humanity long ago, now he's basically just an automaton whose only two functions are begging for money and then immediately spending it.

 

[CT 05]

He called her his soul maid after knowing her (according to him) for like 3-4 months. With the vast majority of that time being long-distance.
Among highlights of his describing their future, he seemed to prioritize
1) cook and clean
2) second income
3) getting his mom off his back about marriage

It's certifiably insane. If new tractors are looking for something to watch, or some very solid background noise, I cannot recommend enough Almighty Tevin's Christmas 2017 video.

Not only revealing what I believe to be his true intentions with Kat (while blaming all of his problems on Leanna) but the video also covers so much lore from 2017, like The Panda Breakup, Curse Partnership, and ReeeEmergency.

2017 was one of the banner years in the culmination of the psychopathic, shell of a man that we see today.

No video, but I seem to recall DSP saying his and Catherine's entire exchange for months was done via message. Their first time actually speaking to each other was when she arrived. For all he knew, Kat could've been derich now that would've been gold

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

For all he knew, Kat could've been derich now that would've been gold

How do we know she's not?

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Sadly for Dave, he has become a reclusive ghoul a long time ago. There were two rants from this year which show how he completely lost anything resembling a soul a long time ago and he can only get pleasure from buying useless knickknacks, D'VOURing food either at home or in a restaurant or pulling sweaty men pictures in gacha games. When someone asked if he'd go on a picnic, he complained that the food will be cold and that all kind of nasty bugs will be crawling all over. When asked about whether he'd go to the beach to beat the heat... well just look at this clip.

We're dealing with someone who rejected his humanity long ago, now he's basically just an automaton whose only two functions are begging for money and then immediately spending it.

While what you said its true, I think he is also coping for the fact that he is a fat ghoul with atrophied muscles and it would be embarrassing for him to take his shirt off. "Why would go to the beach and lay on a blanket? you could have stayed at home and lay on the sofa" Well Phil because sun bathing is very relaxing and it feels good,if you were exposed to the sun for more than an hour once a week you would know that (btw lets remember he got sunburns on his day off due to being a ghoul that never leaves the house one time,and he was wearing suncreen lol).

Phil laziness its out of this world,I wrote about it a long time ago on the psychology thread but Phil is such a lazy low IQ mother fucker that he can't do anything but spend money and consoom to pass his time: Read a book? nah too much effort plus he is too stupid to get whats going on,exercise or play a sport? nah too much effort , A hobby? Nah dude that requires learning,time and the desire to improve which is too hard for him. This man is so retarded he can't even play games meant for children so all he can do to have fun is watch TV/movies because he can do that laying on the couch, and we could make the argument that he is too lazy and stupid for that since he gets up in the middle of movies and doesn't remember what happened after watching it since he gets all the details wrong like in that superhero movie review.

All this man can do to have fun is cumsoom media(mostly for the flashing lights) ,buy random shit he doesn't need like a 200$ trashcan or eat food.

Spoiler: Sunburns while wearing suncreen

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

"people said I look like reed richards"

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You know what? Give Phil his moment. Put him in the MCU. Now that [redacted] is shaping up to be the next big villain, we're gonna need the Council of Reeds at some point during this MCU phase. Make Phil one of the iterations of Reed Richards that nobody respects or listens to at any point. It could be played to great comedic effect and Phil could stomp around like a retard about how he was in a major project, not realizing that he's the butt of a meta joke. Win-win, we get smug retard Phil (best Phil imo), and we get more people exposed to the joy that is laughing at the internet's biggest faggot.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Since there was a bit of discussion about wrestler cameos and Phil being all butthurt about it I just want to remind everyone, and Phil, since we know he checks his thread, that the Iron Sheik called DSP a "raisin dick low-life".

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"people said I look like reed richards"

The only thing they have in common is that Kat might as well be as invisible as Sue Richards.

 

[Jasper2K]

Phil makes his own schedule. Remember that. He could easily swap days to spend with his "wife" if he wanted too

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

What the fuck is this tweet? Did the math hurt his brain?
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And why does he follow this account? I thought all his money go to bills. That account only tweets gaming deals.

Phil: “If you think I spent money on a Series X then you’re a moron”

Also Phil: “It would be an outstanding idea to follow and interact with a widely known public figure who posts new console availability”

 

[ZehnBoat]

phil: I met khet walking on the street, we saw each other and we just knew we were soulmates
also phil: *refuses to spend any time with her unless he's shopping, playing gacha, or eating*

 

[One Sick Puppy]

I'm sure you would.