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[Rainbow Frog Army]

I’m 90% sure he can’t get the colon version because of his asshole problems. If you’re somehow unaware, Wedge has literally been told by a doctor to stop having anal sex (insert anal hook joke here) because his rectum has been destroyed by sheer degeneracy. This is very likely one of the reasons he wants a stink ditch, he misses bottoming. He’s even mentioned having had surgery trying to fix it. IIRC he’s already been turned down by troon surgeons who did not want to perform a complicated, risky procedure (any srs) down there when he recently had said asshole surgery, so I doubt even the worst of the Medicaid dick butchers would approve Wedge for the colon vaginoplasty in his state.

Would you honestly want to trust Wedge to not bust an amhole? It's actually pretty hard to destroy an anus--and amholes are not really up to much...ah...vigor. While it being an experimental surgery can protect you against a lot of the lawsuits, that isn't necessarily going to fly if you weight it down with choosing somebody who's wrecked a much tougher orifice for lulz.

So the recent asshole surgery probably wasn't what in and of itself got him turned down. It just prompted a "Hm, this is a troon, better see what the story in the medical records is...aaaand yeah no."

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

A horrifying but somewhat overlooked aspect of the colon procedure is the donor site.

I've always thought of this when someone brings up this frankenstein-esque procedure as an option for tranny vaginas. Sure, the hole leaking colon mucous is gross, but what about where it came from? The doctors are literally chopping out a segment of your digestive tract and sewing the ends back together inside just to get the tissue needed to perform the procedure. Isn't an intestinal perforation one of the worst things that can happen to that organ system? if colon contents (literal shit) start leaking out because it didn't heal properly, that is a one way trip to a raging septic infection rotting the troon's body cavity from the inside. The contents of the digestive tract are one of the WORST things to get cross-contaminated into the rest of the body/other organ systems.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Good on that person not bowing down to Wedge's Twitter-tantrum. The best thing you can do is tell these people they aren't relevant and keep on doing you. Wedge just lost interest the moment he knew he wasn't going to get the groveling he wanted to and moved onto some other retard faggot thing to sperg out about. WRT J.K. Rowling it's really telling how quickly people are willing to generalize a "response" to something they don't like without doing the research. Yeah she got a few trannies to run around on Twitter with spicy hashtags but the response in general was overwhelmingly positive especially from natal women. Women need to rally behind each other when this bullshit pops up. These dudes are just mentally ill bullies.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I've always thought of this when someone brings up this frankenstein-esque procedure as an option for tranny vaginas. Sure, the hole leaking colon mucous is gross, but what about where it came from? The doctors are literally chopping out a segment of your digestive tract and sewing the ends back together inside just to get the tissue needed to perform the procedure. Isn't an intestinal perforation one of the worst things that can happen to that organ system? if colon contents (literal shit) start leaking out because it didn't heal properly, that is a one way trip to a raging septic infection rotting the troon's body cavity from the inside. The contents of the digestive tract are one of the WORST things to get cross-contaminated into the rest of the body/other organ systems.

Gee it's almost as if the male body was specifically designed to NOT have an inverted gaping wound where the genitals are that cuts into the rectum in an attemp at mimicking the female genitalia.

 

[ten dollars off]

Holy shit. If reddit ever became sentient and got put into a sack of skin, it would be Wedge. Autistic people should need to pass some kind of social intelligence test to get online. I mean the bad, reddit autistic, not the good, kiwi autistic.

What's interesting is how much Wedge waves around that he's autistic, as if it's some kind of degree or accomplishment. Yet he constantly gets into arguments where his autism very obviously inhibits his ability to communicate in a civil manner, or correctly interpret someone's motives. Someone so aware of their autism as a brand, yet never seems to take it into consideration when being a little bitch.

I think my favorite part is that in most, if not all, of these cultures, the third genders are usually mentioned with the same sincerity and respect as "shemale" in our culture.

Why is every "third gender" in other cultures just a dude dressed like a douchebag? It's so rarely ever a woman dressing masculine or androgynous.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I didn't know Oblivion had a chromosome slider.

I misread that as "chromosome killer", and that made me laugh.
I can totally see the headlines now: "Chromosome killer trial begins for the murder of several women and the theft of their wombs"

 

[Seven Costanza]

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1. Globohomo ideology with a side of self-mutilation
2. Wagie like millions of others
3. Degenerate unstable relationships

Troons actually think they're "owning" people with this shit? He's literally admitting that he never matured beyond his weird "catboy" LARP.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Chapstick4Lyfe]

What's interesting is how much Wedge waves around that he's autistic

People who do this, like the people who list all of their diagnoses in their Twitter bios, do it as a "get out of jail free" card. They weaponize their diagnosis and use it as a shield. Instead of taking responsibility for their mental problems, they put the onus on other people to treat them with kid gloves when they act like complete cocks. Then, when someone calls them out on their shit, it's like, "REEEEEEEEE you can't say that to me!!! I have autism and ADHD and CPSD, you ableist bigot!!!" It's like they never heard the phrase, "It's not your fault, but it's your responsibility."

I think it all stems from a loss of perceived control in life and a weak sense of self. Trying to cry bully people is a way of regaining control and wearing mental illnesses as a badge of honor gives them an identity.

 

[Yamamura]

"Didn't even have time to [block people on twitter] for my account before we had to leave for a weed run"

This is one of the most privileged fucking sentences I've read on this goddamn site. Fuck off Kevin. Literally: you morons could have just logged out of twitter for a bit until it blew over, then deleted and rounded up the leftovers. After a day or two of mockery most twitter users go to another funny man to laugh at. For us, the power of combined autism compels our journey to be eternal, but people not on this site tend to not care after a few days. Blocking would be so much easier that way.

This behavior somewhat reminds me of Null's stream when he was talking about the ip2 guy Chaggot. Where it's a rare and somewhat bizarre behavior to see someone let an online argument bleed into their real life. The context was Chaggot was at a party and arguing with some stranger on Twitter and awkwardly relaying it to other people in the room. Now I can only imagine that's something, someone as terminally online as Kevin would do at the dinner table on his phone. "Hey Penny look, this transphobe said something on Twitter about us. I'm gonna add him to the block list later" For the 75th time as Penny and the others look down at their plates disinterested in the latest online feud Kevin has gotten himself into.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Why do these fags insist on inserting themselves into other people's lives for no reason? THAT'S why people don't like you.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Wedge legit look like a downie

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Wow, that hairline is beating a retreat faster than the French army. That and the belly pudge means ole' Wedge is really starting to resemble the stereotype of a creepy middle-aged pedo, too-tight shirt and all.

Compare and contrast with Ripley's ridiculous photo - a stick man so masculine even his pee sounds like Barry White. He looks like an overgrown version of toddler dressup. Please tell me he actually went out dressed like this. Even in the most alternative, arty circles, any man that parades around in off-colour barber pole socks and khaki booty shorts would be assumed to be doing it for a bet. "Pretty"? It's pretty something, I'll give him that...

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Why is every "third gender" in other cultures just a dude dressed like a douchebag? It's so rarely ever a woman dressing masculine or androgynous.

It's not, but you would think so from the troons. It's their selection bias at work, because they want to make it alllllllll about troons. (That and the whole "WE WAZ KANGS" doesn't do as well if you include those groups.) I mean, what else is a troon?

They also tend to seriously misrepresent a lot of the third genders in their arguments, and miss that quite a few are actually very clear that they're not trannies and to suggest as much is offensive.

People who do this, like the people who list all of their diagnoses in their Twitter bios, do it as a "get out of jail free" card. They weaponize their diagnosis and use it as a shield. Instead of taking responsibility for their mental problems, they put the onus on other people to treat them with kid gloves when they act like complete cocks. Then, when someone calls them out on their shit, it's like, "REEEEEEEEE you can't say that to me!!! I have autism and ADHD and CPSD, you ableist bigot!!!" It's like they never heard the phrase, "It's not your fault, but it's your responsibility."

I think it all stems from a loss of perceived control in life and a weak sense of self. Trying to cry bully people is a way of regaining control and wearing mental illnesses as a badge of honor gives them an identity.

Most, if not all, are either self-diagnosed or improperly diagnosed because schools get tugboats for having speds...so there's a financial incentive to find as many speds as possible.

Plus, Wedge is a known munchie and manipulator. Cry bullying is a manipulation tactic, and autism/ADHD/CPTSD are all very popular choices at the self-service diagnosis bar. The more likely diagnosis with most of them is, probably, low-functioning Cluster B disaster.

 

[Marvin]

Wedge legit look like a downie

Or like he has FAS. That philtrum (or lack thereof)!

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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Not knowing the song I’m singing ain’t a disability nigga you just listen to shit music lmao

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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Does anyone over the age of 21 actually give a fuck about high school outside of the occasional "I wonder what that asshole's up to" musing? I know I haven't thought of the fags I went to school with in years.

It's actually pretty hard to destroy an anus

I'm still morbidly curious as to what exactly he did. Just how brutal was that anal hooking?

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Methinks the ladyboy doth protest too much...

 

[retard strength]

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Why are so many of you so god damn eager to be around kids?

Why are so many of you obsessed with "reliving your childhood [as a girl]" instead of living as a "woman"?

Why do so many of you dress like the preteen girls you wanted to fuck in the 2000s?

Why are so many of you outed as registered sex offenders?

Why do so many of you literally fight, with police and parents, for the right to flash your dick to women and children?

Why are so many of you obsessed with little anime girls?


Anyone with two brain cells can connect these dots.

 

[Yamamura]

Does anyone over the age of 21 actually give a fuck about high school outside of the occasional "I wonder what that asshole's up to" musing? I know I haven't thought of the fags I went to school with in years.

Now after browsing this thread for a while, I'll sometimes just be sitting in the middle of the day and suddenly think to myself, "I wonder how many of those weird spergs I knew from high school have trooned out?". But yeah we know that these incels are notorious for holding grudges against people who they feel have slighted them in the past. So I wouldn't put it past any of them to have some kind of chip on their shoulder from high school.

One thing is for certain though, absolutely no one is envious of Ripley for dating three other gross men.

 

[Orc Peon]

I mean, what else is a troon?

What is a troon? Just a miserable little pile of secrets!

Like autism, pedophilia, scat fetishes, diaper fetishes, beastiality, etc.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If I could go back in time and change one thing, I'd invite Ripley and Catbox to an East Oakland warehouse rave on December 2, 2016.