Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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On today's Bobby's Angels, Nymphomachy is on his period:
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This boy needs a hug.

He claims people have called him "a good educator":
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"...trans shaped holes in our community".
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Crossover with Christa Peterson, crony of Rhys McKinnon, on the latest book by Helen Joyce, Trans - When Ideology Meets Reality. Peterson is a dumb perma-student (her research area is Expressivism, the least defensible position in Ethics) who principal mode of argument is guilty by association. Here she plays the game of Six Degrees and concludes that Joyce is a Nazi.
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Luke on the comment of someone he calls "Death Eater" (thread). Bobby rehashes the tired argument in favor of men in women's sports.
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Chris's favorite Angel weighs in on covid.
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Fake Tits on the covid situation. She wants to ban OTC fever medication -- or rather this must be the idea of her American handler: some Chinks are dumb but no Chink can be that dumb.
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Someone noted that not all vaccine-hesitant people are brainwashed by Tucker Carlson. It makes no difference to Bobby: if you don't get the jab for whatever reason, you are evil.
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Peter Coffin claims AOC is on the same side as Matt Gaetz regarding Cuba:
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WWII was started by the Obsoletes who refused to get on with the times:
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Bobby apologizes to a well-coached kid on behalf of the whole nation:
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Christians kill Babies, with a capital B.
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Fap Widow fails to make a splash. Bobby the Believer keeps his faith regardless:
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$270M. Jesus this is worse than Ghostbustesses.

'Streaming is going to kill off cinemas! The sky is falling!"
"You're right Bob. Look at Fap Widow!"
"You think you are smarter than Disney? Don't be stupid! "
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Huge bolus of Loki bullshit due to Luke. First, the preamble:
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Space Jam grabs Fap Widow by the balls. And don't you realized that most examples of 90s pop culture have been appropriated from niggers by "crossover tastemakers"?
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Isabelle Huppert isn't enthusiastic about capeshit. Bobby helpfully points out she's been in some comedic sci-fi that maybe sorta related to super-powers
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Trailer of Mrs Hyde.

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Bobby becomes a kaiju:
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Ah yes, Bob. The reason Cuba refugees risk their lives to float on old tires and balsa wood to Miami is not because of communism, but because the USA, the only fucking country not dealing with them, won't let them have poptarts and soy.

Leftists really are retarded and I know Bob is prob only parroting this shit from AOC and bland white crackers from twitter, but hot damn.

You would think a gluttonous marvel movie watching diabetic lazy shithead such as himself and his brother would realize that on day one in any communist style country they would be liquidated in haste.
 
Would Bob be at all attractive if he wasn't such a fat slob? It's hard to tell since he's just so fat.
Doesn't matter. Even if he had a chiseled jaw and six pack abs and you went on a date with him he'd still be the guy talking about superheroes and the dangers of gamergate the whole time while wearing pedo-shades and super Mario world footie pajamas under his clothes.
 
Chris's favorite Angel weighs in on covid.
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After all the contradictory bullshit the U.S. government has put us through since March, 2020--especially Health & Human Services--why the ever-loving hell should we adhere to their words?



Peter Coffin claims AOC is on the same side as Matt Gaetz regarding Cuba:
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Yet another example of Moviebob failing to practice what he preaches.



Bobby apologizes to a well-coached kid on behalf of the whole nation:
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One of the most common rules of interpreting Moviebob-isms: If he's apologizing for something he isn't directly responsible for, don't trust him. Same whenever he says "I'm sorry for your loss".



Christians kill Babies, with a capital B.
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Moviebob: "I have no words. I can only feel anger."

Reality: "First off, we already know you can only feel anger after your 'superiaa fyuuchaa' was supposedly stolen from you. Secondly, since you are an ardent eugenicist who openly supports abortions, you really don't have much room to speak on this matter."
 
The whole Canada dead kids thing is hilarious to me.

The parents knew those kids were dead, they didn't want to pay to ship their bodies back. Child mortality used to be a lot higher, kids used to die from diseases we treat with Dayquil now.

The rage against western civilization is so weird. Are these people not aware of how most cultures throughout history treated the children of people they conquered?
 
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MovieBob can only feel either anger or lust.

Heart attack within 5 years easily. No single individual full of such hate can withstand it forever. He really needs to call down and adopt a healthier lifestyle, physically and mentally, before he finds himself clutching his chest and collapsing on his keyboard.
 
Christians kill Babies, with a capital B.
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Yeah, it was the government's idea to set up the schools. Then fail to pay for medicine funding when a TB outbreak swept through the schools, then fail to pay to even ship the bodies back to families WHICH THE CHRISTIANS REQUESTED.

These emotional idiots infuriate me. They are the exact kind who would advocate for some super deadly COVID to sweep through the red states, then a decade later cry crocodile tears at all the dead children which resulted while blaming it on their culture war enemies.
 
Well, that’s one good reason.

Anyone got anything else?
It's literally cope. Someone like Bob has to constantly re-enforce the idea he isn't a gigantic loser because if he lets up for a single, solitary second the scales would fall from his eyes and he'd realise he's completely wasted his life then probably neckrope. You could see a glimmer of this after the Ellis beatdown where, in a moment of unguarded honesty, Bob let slip he actually has no friends and doesn't know how to be a normal human.

Another factor, depending on the childhood I suspect Bob had, could be he was raised by parents who praised everything he did and always told him what a special little man he was and that all those other kids who laughed at him and called him a faggot just didn't understand his brilliance.
 
Also I hope your wife's cucking you behind your back and leaves you for a better man, Chris
Assumes she's a better woman.
Yeah, it was the government's idea to set up the schools. Then fail to pay for medicine funding when a TB outbreak swept through the schools, then fail to pay to even ship the bodies back to families WHICH THE CHRISTIANS REQUESTED.
Not if you check the mainstream media, I'm afraid. Last I checked there was so much White Christian Man Bad that even a Christian company I sometimes work with sent an e-mail to all their employees and contractors telling us how white and Christian and bad we were.
 
On today's Bobby's Angels, Nymphomachy is on his period:
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This boy needs a hug.

He claims people have called him "a good educator":
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"...trans shaped holes in our community".
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Crossover with Christa Peterson, crony of Rhys McKinnon, on the latest book by Helen Joyce, Trans - When Ideology Meets Reality. Peterson is a dumb perma-student (her research area is Expressivism, the least defensible position in Ethics) who principal mode of argument is guilty by association. Here she plays the game of Six Degrees and concludes that Joyce is a Nazi.
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Luke on the comment of someone he calls "Death Eater" (thread). Bobby rehashes the tired argument in favor of men in women's sports.
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Chris's favorite Angel weighs in on covid.
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Fake Tits on the covid situation. She wants to ban OTC fever medication -- or rather this must be the idea of her American handler: some Chinks are dumb but no Chink can be that dumb.
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Someone noted that not all vaccine-hesitant people are brainwashed by Tucker Carlson. It makes no difference to Bobby: if you don't get the jab for whatever reason, you are evil.
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Peter Coffin claims AOC is on the same side as Matt Gaetz regarding Cuba:
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WWII was started by the Obsoletes who refused to get on with the times:
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Bobby apologizes to a well-coached kid on behalf of the whole nation:
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Christians kill Babies, with a capital B.
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Fap Widow fails to make a splash. Bobby the Believer keeps his faith regardless:
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$270M. Jesus this is worse than Ghostbustesses.

'Streaming is going to kill off cinemas! The sky is falling!"
"You're right Bob. Look at Fap Widow!"
"You think you are smarter than Disney? Don't be stupid! "
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Huge bolus of Loki bullshit due to Luke. First, the preamble:
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Space Jam grabs Fap Widow by the balls. And don't you realized that most examples of 90s pop culture have been appropriated from niggers by "crossover tastemakers"?
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Isabelle Huppert isn't enthusiastic about capeshit. Bobby helpfully points out she's been in some comedic sci-fi that maybe sorta related to super-powers
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Trailer of Mrs Hyde.

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Bobby becomes a kaiju:
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Vapor weave sperging about "If dad's a nazi, his wife and all three kids are Nazis, too"
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
This makes NO sense. This isn't even accurate, not even a little bit. If it was, there wouldn't be any kids that turned atheist in school after growing up religious.
My god, doesn't this Angel go on Reddit? Don't they (and Bob) see article after article in r/raisedbynarcissists, r/justnofamily, etc, where a person starts off a story saying they're estranged from their family due to (what Bob and his angels would refer to as) "Nazi" beliefs? (legit racist, but mostly narcissistic on top of that or cluster-B clusterfuck in general, and even sociopathic, often the Original Poster is atheist and the persons they're No-Contact/Very Low Contact/Have to suffer with til they're old enough to move out/ with are usually religious in some form. Not all of them are Christian, though.) HELL, doesn't Vapor Weave's family be like, transphobic or something? Most troons have trouble with their families over shit like that. Bobby et al would have you believe that transphobia is a function of Nazism (or at the very least, the MAGAtard MayoCHUDs). If Vapor Weave comes of a family (estranged) of Transphobic bigot Nazis, wouldn't this also mean, by their own logic, that Lil' Vapor Weave was or is a Nazi? So that if Bob's Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah(TM) was to descend upon lil Vapor Weave while still a kid and the family to make them Obsolete, Bob would have lil Vapor Weave declared Obsolete and Nazi for the beliefs of the parents and would suffer their fate.

Reddit is FULL of people who have escaped, or want to escape, screwed-up families (for ANY reason, including hyper-religious narcissistic hypocrite/enabler parents and siblings). Bob's indiscriminate Soopeeryah Fyootchah(TM) wouldn't help ANY of these, and these are the dems' voter base, ffs.

Bobby commenting on dead canajun injun kids from 100 years ago or so, being only able to feel anger, means that somehow all these kids being dead thwarted his Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah(TM). But I wonder, when it comes to exhuming the bodies and investigating, because *some* Indians don't believe in autopsies. There was a case on Vancouver Island of a kid who died and an autopsy was performed where the eyes were removed to check for Shaken Baby Syndrome. The parents threw a fit because they thought this meant the baby's spirit would wander the earth because the body was tampered with. Now, I'm pretty sure that whole business was made up millennia ago to discourage ancient injuns from defiling corpses in a "Mutually Assured Destruction" sort of way - "If you fuck with our dead, we'll fuck with YOURS, and then YOU won't be able to rest" - but if Bob realized this is what some Indians actually traditionally believe, he MIGHT realize they're not actually about I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE, even more so than the Mayonnaise Wasteland Ghouls he regularly shits on. But in any case, I've never heard of any Christian, no matter how mayonnaise ghoul-y, object to autopsies on such (superstitious) grounds. However it makes me wonder if any autopsies WILL be done on the exhumed bodies in order to discover if there were any injuries that could have led to a kid's immediate death. So unless it's completely fucking obvious in some way, we may never learn if any of the buried kids were legit fucking murdered.

FFS, Bobby, people will find things from Black Culture "cool" regardless of quasi-conspiratorial "crossover Tastemakers".
 
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Yeah, it was the government's idea to set up the schools. Then fail to pay for medicine funding when a TB outbreak swept through the schools, then fail to pay to even ship the bodies back to families WHICH THE CHRISTIANS REQUESTED.

These emotional idiots infuriate me. They are the exact kind who would advocate for some super deadly COVID to sweep through the red states, then a decade later cry crocodile tears at all the dead children which resulted while blaming it on their culture war enemies.

Do you have any sources for this, its not that I don't believe I just wanna see them.
 
Do you have any sources for this, its not that I don't believe I just wanna see them.
This article is a great jump point to a lot of first hand sources including the government study Canada did and reported on it.

EDIT here's the collection of reports if you want to read those.
 
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Lol, Bob stole a fucking Robot Chicken video for his shitty pitch.

How original.
Come on, we all know the Robot Chicken sketch that best represents Bob.
Darkwing Duck is a comedic character, and even he's a better hero just by virtue of the fact that he's a loving, selfless father. Imagine woke vermin writing a character who's a good parent. Imagine them writing a man who's a good father!
I think the one scene that epitomizes Darkwing Duck as a character was from the episode "Life, the Negaverse, and Everything".

For context, DW is accidentally sent to the alternate universe his archenemy Negaduck lives in, the Negaverse. There, he encounters heroic versions of some of the villains he's faced in the past, who ask him for help in stopping Negaduck.


This scene says so much about Darkwing Duck. Sure, he wants to find a way out and refuses to help, but as soon as he learns Negaduck is the guardian of his daughter Gosalyn's Negaverse counterpart (kind of implying a harsh upbringing), he sobers up and realizes how bad things are in Negaverse St. Canard, not just for his daughter. Sure, Darkwing can be selfish and incompetent, but deep down, he still cares about others, and will take things seriously when the situation calls for it.

Even a goofball like Darkwing Duck still has more depths than a character like Captain Marvel.
 
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Vapor weave sperging about "If dad's a nazi, his wife and all three kids are Nazis, too"
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
This makes NO sense. This isn't even accurate, not even a little bit. If it was, there wouldn't be any kids that turned atheist in school after growing up religious.
It makes sense if you disabuse yourself of the idea that "Nazi" is an intrinsic attribute of a person. The Wokester slur "Nazi" means nothing; it is just the Woke's label to declare someone ripe for dehumanization or worse. You'll recall how TeamImpossible deals out this label like Halloween candy.

By contrast, we Nazis are very civil and level-headed. We dehumanize people, yeah, but we don't resort to guilt by association. We don't say "a tranny sitting at a table with nine people are ten trannies".
 
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Yeah, it was the government's idea to set up the schools. Then fail to pay for medicine funding when a TB outbreak swept through the schools, then fail to pay to even ship the bodies back to families WHICH THE CHRISTIANS REQUESTED.

These emotional idiots infuriate me. They are the exact kind who would advocate for some super deadly COVID to sweep through the red states, then a decade later cry crocodile tears at all the dead children which resulted while blaming it on their culture war enemies.
The whole thing has "It's your fault you were raped" vibes.
 
It makes sense if you disabuse yourself of the idea that "Nazi" is an intrinsic attribute of a person. The Wokester slur "Nazi" means nothing; it is just the Woke's label to declare someone ripe for dehumanization or worse. You'll recall how TeamImpossible deals out this label like Halloween candy.

By contrast, we Nazis are very civil and level-headed. We dehumanize people, yeah, but we don't resort to guilt by association. We don't say "a tranny sitting at a table with nine people are ten trannies".
It's basically Tall Poppy Syndrome and a hero complex. "Nazis" are successful and have loved ones? Tearing them down to make yourself feel better is a good thing because it means you're fighting for a just cause.
 
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