Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Kangaroo]

He might be out looking for Bigfeets, again.

Check the next recliner over.

 

[crayolasword]

Do not doubt Bob’s powers. Racist old Bob got his God to strike down the George Floyd mural in Cincinnati.

 

[Blasterisk]

his god

Bob's belly can shoot lightning bolts? Truly incredible power!

 

[S O T P]

If we're (supposedly) in 'the last days' and the end of the world is right around the corner, why would you buy buckets of powdered food(?) at jacked-up prices (from a convicted felon and ex-con) with a 30-year shelf life?

There's 1 born every minute.

Faker Bakker reeled Slob in, hook, line and sinker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If we're (supposedly) in 'the last days' and the end of the world is right around the corner, why would you buy buckets of powdered food(?) at jacked-up prices (from a convicted felon and ex-con) with a 30-year shelf life?

There's 1 born every minute.

Faker Bakker reeled Slob in, hook, line and sinker.

Look at how much food Bob hoards in his kitchen. He steals from food pantries, taking nourishment from the mouths of children and babies so he can keep his cupboards full to bursting. It's clear he's never missed a meal in his life, but still he takes whatever he can get and holds onto it for dear life. Like Korach, Bob is a taker. He'll meet a similar fate, too.

 

[S O T P]

With Slob being the attention-demanding, make a video about anything, asshole that he is, he's obviously in a place where he can't access the internet and/or his cell phone.

Possibilities:
1.) He got locked up for impersonating a police officer.
2.) He got locked up for welfare fraud.
3.) He made one-too-many "I have a camera!" videos, shot his toothless mouth off, and got the living shit kicked out of him on a back road in Carroll County.
4.) Rene died, and since he can't pay the bills without her welfare checks that he steals, he's living in the Care Bear mobile under a bridge.
5.) His off-the-charts cholesterol level, hypertension, and morbid obesity either caused a debilitating stroke and/or myocardial infarction.
6.) He's dead.

I don't miss the greedy, selfish, retarded, toothless, obese, lying, hypocritical, welfare-fraud asshole.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With Slob being the attention-demanding, make a video about anything, asshole that he is, he's obviously in a place where he can't access the internet and/or his cell phone.

Possibilities:
1.) He got locked up for impersonating a police officer.
2.) He got locked up for welfare fraud.
3.) He made one-too-many "I have a camera!" videos, shot his toothless mouth off, and got the living shit kicked out of him on a back road in Carroll County.
4.) Rene died, and since he can't pay the bills without her welfare checks that he steals, he's living in the Care Bear mobile under a bridge.
5.) His off-the-charts cholesterol level, hypertension, and morbid obesity either caused a debilitating stroke and/or myocardial infarction.
6.) He's dead.

I don't miss the greedy, selfish, retarded, toothless, obese, lying, hypocritical, welfare-fraud asshole.

More likely he’s refusing to pay his cell phone bill.

 

[S O T P]

More likely he’s refusing to pay his cell phone bill.

Bob would go into full-begging mode from every pastor in the county to get enough money to stay online. He thrives the attention, negative as it is.

If he does come back, which I hope he doesn't, his lie/excuse to explain his lengthy absence is going to be a whopper.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

A couple of us hackers got together Saturday night to watch game 5 of the NBA finals. At halftime we decided to hack into Bob's computer and look around.
While going through his personal records, we found out that today, July 19, is Rene's birthday.
I wonder what Bob will do for that poor woman who spends her life dealing with that piece of crap!!
Flowers, a nice outfit, or a thoughtful card? No fucking way!!!
If he spent money on anything, I guarantee it will only be something that benefits him, most likely a Dairy Queen, or McDonald's gift certificate. That way, he can shove his pie hole full of a pound of french fries!!
Maybe a new griddle that he can cook up one of his unhealthy breakfasts? Perhaps he bought her 5 lbs of bacon from the burtcher.
It's all about Bob. He is incapable of doing anything for someone else, unless it benefits him.
Chances are, he didn't get her a damn thing. That being said, HAPPY BIRTHDAY RENE!
As always, your life doesn't have to be like this. Bob is only using you for your welfare check. Better things await you if you only would have the courage to dump that pile of shit you live with.
Think about it, you know I'm right.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Happy birthday, Rene! Please don’t feel pressured to share your gifts with Bob. You deserve to be celebrated and gifted without losing out to him (again).

A couple of us hackers got together Saturday night to watch game 5 of the NBA finals. At halftime we decided to hack into Bob's computer and look around.
While going through his personal records, we found out that today, July 19, is Rene's birthday.

Did you see the subfolder of CP buried under the folder labeled “SERMINS”? Nice try, Bob.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Happy birthday, Rene! Please don’t feel pressured to share your gifts with Bob. You deserve to be celebrated and gifted without losing out to him (again).



Did you see the subfolder of CP buried under the folder labeled “SERMINS”? Nice try, Bob.

I didn't see that.
We were only in his computer for around 15 minutes.
Later this week, we're thinking of hacking his personal files again and changing or deleting some things.
You guys should see some of the financial information that I've found. It's hilarious!!!!

 

[crayolasword]

Happy Birthday, Rene. Hopefully Bob took you out to get a pip of Pringles


Bob, I hope everything bad in life happens to you and only to you. Wait, it already has. Nevermind.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Happy Birthday, Rene. Hopefully Bob took you out to get a pip of Pringles


Bob, I hope everything bad in life happens to you and only to you. Wait, it already has. Nevermind.

I can't imagine his life being a bigger train wreck, unless we decide to delete or infect his computer.
It's really a cheap computer and the anti-virus crap he has installed is the stuff sold to morons to give them piece of mind.
I've already attached a worm inside his Seagate back-up drive. As soon as he plugs it in, I can do whatever I want.
You better play nice Bob! If you piss me off and happen to catch me on a bad day, I'll light up your world!!!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is probably taking notes from the Graeme Kelly bully defense guide. Step one: infect your own computer with a virus.

 

[Rolled roofing]

Look at how much food Bob hoards in his kitchen. He steals from food pantries, taking nourishment from the mouths of children and babies so he can keep his cupboards full to bursting. It's clear he's never missed a meal in his life, but still he takes whatever he can get and holds onto it for dear life. Like Korach, Bob is a taker. He'll meet a similar fate, too.

Never missed a meal? Are you forgetting the great starvation of ‘73? The sight of a green bean sammich still makes Bob sick to this very day. He’ll still eat it, because food, but he sure won’t enjoy it!

 

[S O T P]

Never missed a meal? Are you forgetting the great starvation of ‘73? The sight of a green bean sammich still makes Bob sick to this very day. He’ll still eat it, because food, but he sure won’t enjoy it!

Green beans and yellow beans, green beans and yellow beans, peas and carrots, green beans and yellow beans, peas and carrots, green beans and yellow beans, peas and carrots, green beans and yellow beans, peas and carrots, green beans and yellow beans, green beans and yellow beans.

Get it straight you stupid moron!

Other lowlights of this video:
1.) Mobohome = mobile home
2.) Ohio history that Slob invented in his delusional/lying 1-celled brain.
3.) Slob dressed as a cop at age 7 (he started impersonating police officers at an early age).

In Slobworld, missing a meal and/or going hungry = not getting the particular (free) food he wants.

For example: when he whines and complains that a local Food Pantry didn't have the brand of (free) bacon or flavor of (free) ice cream he likes.

"Opening up a can of something and eating it isn't a meal."

Unless it's a can of Pringles he gives to Rene.

Then it's a meal.

"Don't you tell me about going hungry!"

This fatass multi-chin clown weighs 350+ pounds.

He's not missing any (free) meals.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The scoffers he claims are powerless have kept Bob offline for nearly a month.

 

[Willard on the Cart]

Bob was no match for the hackers!
We always win.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Semi with over sized load was stuck at St. Rt. 43, St. Rt. 39, and St Rt 9 on 7/23/2021

Semi with an over sized load was stuck on the road at the intersection of (Canton Rd. and Main St.) St. Rt. 43, St. Rt. 39, and St Rt 9 in Carrollton, Ohio.

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The semi taking Rene to her doctors appointment got stuck.

 

[Rolled roofing]

Semi with over sized load was stuck at St. Rt. 43, St. Rt. 39, and St Rt 9 on 7/23/2021

Semi with an over sized load was stuck on the road at the intersection of (Canton Rd. and Main St.) St. Rt. 43, St. Rt. 39, and St Rt 9 in Carrollton, Ohio.

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The semi taking Rene to her doctors appointment got stuck.

No wonder it bottomed out! It’s almost like that time Bob took Rene to the beach. He spent half the day trying to stop GreenPeace protestors from pushing her back in!