Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Konstantin Romanov said:
Am I misremembering or did he once say his aunt has to actively discourage her children from giving him money?
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Parents of young children were encouraged to stay away so that he wouldn't recruit them, established adults were told not to piss away their money on him. No indication of whether anyone had actually been considering giving him money at the time - this was written in June 2018.

Violet 'Sugar Tits' Cassandra Ocean said:
- Thanks to the absurd ramblings of a particular violent hate group about "social contagions" and "transing kids," those members of my family with children young enough to exert such a level of control over have forbidden them from talking to me, apparent
(Older members of the family meanwhile have been strongly encouraged not to speak to me for fear that I'll hit them up for money for The Surgery, but I'm not spending a bullet point on that one because I'm just focused on the BS I'm dealing with as a direct result of the focus on young children. The "begging for surgery money" thing is a much older old wives' tale, designed to paint as all as liars and grifters who "secretly need it for that" any time we ask for help with the various emergency expenses incurred when your family kicks you out on the street
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Double-posting for an important announcement from Jake:

Purple said:
I turn to her and say...

Don't switch the blade on the giant shaved-head gnome!
Don't masquerade with the giant shaved-head gnome!
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the giant shaved-head gnome!
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(https://talking-time.net/index.php?...most-embarrassing-mondegreens.1151/post-68084 | https://archive.md/YVYeE)

You can actually search Talking-Time now and find all of Jake's posts (as "Purple") under the latest iteration of the forum.

Other curiosities:
A review of season 32 of The Simpsons
(https://talking-time.net/index.php?threads/short-synopses-of-the-32nd-season-of-the-simpsons.1338/ | https://archive.md/iKxrP)
It's weird how un-weird this is. Apart from a few references to transgenderism this could have been written by any ordinary nerd.

And a bit on his taste in books
(https://talking-time.net/index.php?...t-libraria-of-my-youth.1144/page-2#post-61326 | https://archive.md/fK2dn)
He liked Tolkien, Zelazny, Asimov, Niven, Card, and old "Atomic Ray Gun" sci-fi. You know, like all girls.
 
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Jake once again arguing against a strawman that doesn't exist:
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https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1416853706012778500 (Archive)
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
Any clue what he's talking about here? I know anyone with an even slightly different worldview is a de facto Nazi in Jake's world, but any idea what he's gibbering about this time specifically?
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connecticut has unveiled a $13 million campaign to install life-sized statues of Goering and Himmler in every public restroom. Private businesses whose bathrooms are open to the public can apply for a subsidy towards installation costs. there's a long A&H thread about it.

naw jk, jake's insane
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Here's one of the Discords Jakey can't handle apparently:
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Oh man, is this it? Is this the Discord Jake had a meltdown in because they refused to ban someone he pronounced a nazi?
A quick look through the Zuckergoog results indicates the place is about on the same level as ResetEra, so it will be hilarious if he did get himself banned from there. I don't usually call down pozloaders on every neghole in sight, but if anyone has a burner Discord account, this is worth poking around.
 
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Another day, another chance for Jake to rattle his tin cup and pretend that Patreon and The Bank of Mommy/Jono/Samantha aren't substidizing his shut-in life.

....and if you click on Jake's Twitter, you'll see a crazy fat tranny screeching about Nazis everywhere!

THEY'RE EVEN IN YOUR BREAKFAST CEREAL! CAPTAIN CRUNCH WAS IN CHARGE OF BERGEN-BELSEN!
 
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This guy does nothing other than Tweet about how everything he dislikes is somehow connected to Nazism/ Fascism and make the most boring streams known to man and is whining about making less than $1,500.00 for it.

Jake should be grateful that he's making anything.
 
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Neko GF said:
This guy does nothing other than Tweet about how everything he dislikes is somehow connected to Nazism/ Fascism and make the most boring streams known to man and is whining about making less than $1,500.00 for it.

Jake should be grateful that he's making anything.
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Yeah, and he didn't even actually ask for donations. Please donate so I can continue my journalism/Nazi hunting/game design, whatever. Nope, just pure passive aggression. "Love that looming homelessness!". It is just so fascinating how someone can have so little self awareness. He really thinks he is something special. Jake will never be a woman, but he's a grade A bitch!
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Oh man, is this it? Is this the Discord Jake had a meltdown in because they refused to ban someone he pronounced a nazi?
A quick look through the Zuckergoog results indicates the place is about on the same level as ResetEra, so it will be hilarious if he did get himself banned from there. I don't usually call down pozloaders on every neghole in sight, but if anyone has a burner Discord account, this is worth poking around.
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The Qud people had a meltdown when known (((nazi))) sseth reviewed/recommended the game in a video that currently have 2.6 million views. Details are in his thread but I think they started banning the influx of new players and locked the discord and the recent gossip is that they were the ones that doxed him, I don't think that one turned out to be true though.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
nazi nazi nazis nazi
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Jake is being possessed by time-traversing spirit of a young woman who lives in post-WWI Germany, watching the dying stages of Wiemar Republic. Her emotion are running so high it's affecting Jake to the point he thinks he's a woman and he sees Nazis everywhere he looks.

So it's either that or Jake is, and I'm using this term in fully ableist way, fucking crazy.
 
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