DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LoveXbeet]

he also

Overpriced garbage that is 500 dollars more than he needed

way over priced, i think he overpaid for a shitter laptop though. That may have Ryzen3

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I have a feeling that sex slave Gary "chastity" BKK is going to tip the magic amount any minute now. Phil is far too jovial, somethings cumming.

I see what you did at the end there nahuhuhuh ack ack ack. Gary's cumming for dat ass. Hope you're taking it easy too.

 

[Melfice]

He would have been better getting a desktop as well. Better spec's and value for sure. But Phil has to be Phil and spend his dollars on overly expensive wastes of money. Based on this current form what do you think will be next? Will a "Very generous fan" donate a greenscreen or a chair? Or perhaps just something to clean his greasy ears?

 

[Ching_Chong]

Think Phil will transfer Leanna's nude photos over to the new laptop?

 

[Pargon]

Think Phil will transfer Leanna's nude photos over to the new laptop?

That thing is getting cast into the Negaverse that is the office nook with the PS VR, the 3DS capture card, the launch PS4 and every other piece of tat he’s wasted money on and never uses anymore.

I dream of a 65-year old Phil Burnell trying to stream in an office crammed full of unused, disused and misused tech that he refuses to get rid of because he’s too lazy to make eBay postings and pack boxes.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Got an ad from a place I bought some glasses, apparently "streamer glasses" are a thing now.

Gaming Glasses - Prescription Computer Glasses | EyeBuyDirect

Gaming glasses are a great addition to any player's repertoire. They feature lenses which block blue light from digital screens that can cause eye-strain.

www.eyebuydirect.com

Now Dave has no reason to not wear actual glasses during his stream, maybe he'll be able to see the fuckin screen for once.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I was in and out of the stream tonight, but any idea if he explicitly mentioned if the utility in question was the electric bill? It's one of his expenses that I've got a date range for but if he confirmed it was due on the 20th that would be neat.

I assume that range is the 1st to the 30th depending on what story he is telling.

I'm not joking, read the bankruptcy threads. He had $5k of expenses per month listed in court documents.

Oh I know what he put down, I meant joking in that you believe it.
Here's the problem. I have the same 'business billz' he has, plus vehicle fuel, maintenance, insurance, inventory, liability insurance. They do not come close to 5k/month

 

[Pargon]

Got an ad from a place I bought some glasses, apparently "streamer glasses" are a thing now.

Gaming Glasses - Prescription Computer Glasses | EyeBuyDirect

Gaming glasses are a great addition to any player's repertoire. They feature lenses which block blue light from digital screens that can cause eye-strain.

www.eyebuydirect.com

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Now Dave has no reason to not wear actual glasses during his stream, maybe he'll be able to see the fuckin screen for once.

“Clout-worthy details”

Please God, if you are the vengeful God of Abraham and Isaac, you will strike gaming dead as a hobby, lifestyle and career. Send us back to 1960. We had our chance and we squandered it.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Chat question: Have you ever thought to make the tips goal more game-related?

Phil: “Uh, yeah…but you guys have to tell me what I should be doing.”

I'm not sure if this is peak laziness or entitlement.

I think its an odd mix that's intertwined. His entitlement feeds his laziness and his delusions feed his narcissism. He's the king with a silent majority in the thousands baby! Also, I have a silent majority of swimsuit model girlfriends...The vocal minority are just ordinary ugly bitches.

Derich: "I'm not a big fan of Mass Effect, I like Silent Hill"

...I'm not a big fan of honeydew, I like root beer. That boy ain't right.

That's our lil coomer Derich. He also likes tranny porn.

Day fucking 1 of this positive new laptop and the chat already 'glitched out.'

LOL. My $300 LG stylo smartphone can run circles around that $700 dual core trash heep. I called it....the man cannot lean in back to back without the Acer struggling.

Just imagine if this was true. He would hit the tips goal 2x more.

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This is craziness. If the pre-stream was axed Dave wouldn't be able to share sad, pathetic stories of his life and daily doings. oh wait, he talks during his creative trans-formative no license needed gameplay too. If he skips the pre-stream, his streams are going to be even more full of whining and muh depression sad boy talk.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil is so stupid he paid for a laptop that's far less advanced than my near 3 year old gaming laptop. He could have paid nearly the same price for the model I have on Ebay.

People really are dumb enough to think some rich jackoffs are gifting these expensive things to this bozo. But if that really is the case and people are buying these things for him, there's no hope left. We're truly headed for idiocracy.

Off topic from Phil, but we're already in idiocracy. People have lost all common sense. I guess it's not totally off topic as Phil is a perfect example of a low-knowledge person who thinks he knows everything.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Got an ad from a place I bought some glasses, apparently "streamer glasses" are a thing now.

Gaming Glasses - Prescription Computer Glasses | EyeBuyDirect

Gaming glasses are a great addition to any player's repertoire. They feature lenses which block blue light from digital screens that can cause eye-strain.

www.eyebuydirect.com

View attachment 2363920

Now Dave has no reason to not wear actual glasses during his stream, maybe he'll be able to see the fuckin screen for once.

This has been a thing for well over a decade, you can get prescription lenses with an added coating that blocks out blue light.

Dave is doing himself a gigantic disservice by not wearing glasses, those retarded piss-tinted Gunnars are a-ok tho.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

“It was the first ever way to play fighting games online from home” Damn I must have completely dreamed up playing MK2 online on the Genesis back in the 90s using a commercially-available dialup modem peripheral. Guess nobody ever played fighting games online with their PCs before 2001 either.

King of Retro.

EDIT: It was called XBAND and it sucked dick. Not a lot of people used it but if you were a kid in the 90s with a gaming mag subscription you knew what this thing was. The ads for it were fucking everywhere.

Sega was pretty ahead of its time when it came to online gaming. I remember way back in the day my friend's dad would play the PC version of Virtua Fighter 2 online (I'm talking the actual PC version not the shitty emulated MegaDrive/Genesis version on Steam), it was apparently a pain in the ass to set up but it did have an actual working online VS mode. It also had a bunch of other stuff that was ahead of its time, it had something called Expert or Ranking Mode or whatever which was a precursor to the Quest Mode in VF4 and vanilla VF5. The opponents were "ghost" AI which would adapt to your playstyle and you could download other players' AI data. It was of course pretty rudimentary, but they did perfect it in VF4Evo, the high rank AI opponents do actually feel like playing against a good human player.

But that's enough boomering and thinking of the good ol' times from me.

 

[UaineRunei]

What blows my mind more is that they think this is the one time Phil is being honest. He wasn't honest on his bankruptcy, why they think he will be honest to them is beyond me.
Imagine thinking Phil of all people will be honest about anything, let alone money.

I'm baffled that people that would waste hours ripping apart his lies about WWE and bankruptcy just accept this because the story "makes sense".

There are no winners on either side, both sides are exceptional one way or another.

It's the pignosis. It affects us as well.

He keeps bring up the 'escort saga' to influence us in a way that even if we have strong, but circumstantial, evidence, we still 'can't' call him out. And this fucker knows that the situation can always result in two possibilities:

- We were right: he just shrug it off, calls a conspiracy theory and memory holes it instantly.
- We were wrong: call every detractor in the fucking planet a mentally ill shithead, then proceed to memory hole every true aspect of our claim. Usually, he just merge both the true and false aspects of what we were saying in one big 'conspiracy theory'. For example, 'the 2k cat reveal'. He charged 2k to reveal his cat, but since he didn't buy one, like most people were suspecting, everything was wrong, including the fact he charged fucking 2k to reveal an animal.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He needs to add more varieties of hats and glasses to the clown show. Who wouldn't want to see DSP wearing dollar store heart glasses and a abe lincoln top hat while streaming?

What's the incentive since the stream tips goal went up 1/3 to $200 for each of them? Thanks for the money, dummies.

Page 1: May 2013

Page 1000: March 2017 jesus Ive been here for over 7000 pages. Looks like his Machinima and Curse partnerships are falling

Page 2000: December 2017 god that accelerated. We are talking about him dodging Mario Sunshine

Page 3000: May 2018 looks like a Dark Souls re run and Swagginz being a knob.

Page 4000: January 2019 Phil complaining about the price of games, telling people off for giving him advice towards that, and being bad at COD.

Page 5000: December 2019 wow that really slowed down. Some nonsense about breaking in his house? Was the Wedding trip really planned that far back

Page 6000: Sept 2020 charge backs and veest streaks

Page 7000: March 2021 OIC gets modded I think.

Page 8000: June 5, 2021. It has actually only been like 6 weeks. We are on record to hitting 9000 in record time. Weird when you consider that we split events off now. Recently dropped by Twitch

"Featured highlights" boost traffic. That's why the page accumulation is picking up this year.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

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So this label that is on the box, the green one. ive seen it on target stuff for items that ship alone, not in a box, just by itself.

The barcode over the description is a upc scan for a pickup in store at a target. if his camera wasnt shit we could probably read a name on top, a date ordered, and what store he picked it up from.

DSP got this shipped to his house, or Kat picked it up from a target.

it would of been sent in a target box too, which is why dsp took it out of the box before showing it off.

Source: i order a lot from target. i got a shopping problem

Clip of Phil claiming the laptop came from Amazon:

 

[white gorilla glue]

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Always remember the time that a Kotaku writer showed what a pathological liar Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is.





It was another example of DSP's habit of putting his toxic word salad in other people's mouths in his attempts to refute his detractors. The Kotaku writer even went so far as to post an audio excerpt of the phone interview, in order to show how much DSP twists and distorts other people's words to fit his narratives against the trolls.

This is why any story or anecdote that DSP relays needs to be taken with the heaviest grains of salt, because DSP's word cannot be trusted.

So, yeah, DSP throwing random potshots at Kotaku isn't surprising at all. We all know that DSP can hold a grudge, especially against people that expose Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell for the pathological liar that he is.

The Grift Continues . . .

Wait just a gosh darn second there bucko. You're telling me that when Phil Burnell told the story of his Machinima partnership termination that the Machinima rep may not have said "Phil we love you and your content! You did nothing wrong!"?

 

[SamuraiHitler]

It has already "glitched" his chat, he had to close it and reopen it.
source: @2:04:00

Philip with the oddly shaped head is truly an uncivilized faggot.

 

[King of Gout]

His cult is paying for all that stuff, soon he will get a Switch OLED donated to him as well as the Steam PC.

He is buying a lot of expensive electronics as he is crying poor on the internet.

I really hope the IRS come after him.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I'm not joking, read the bankruptcy threads. He had $5k of expenses per month listed in court documents.

The really shady part about it all AND the dead giveaway is they brought up micro transactions. He had to explain it to Nancy and the judge. They make up a lot of his business expenses.

Have you ever seen DSP make a micro transaction on stream ? Even if he did once or twice would it make up for all of that debt? As far as I can tell he doesn't buy anything for his business. He is even saying fans donate equipment to him furthering the 5k in business expenses lie. He can't have it both ways. He can't be buying all this stuff for the business and at the same time have no money and have fans donate it.

I'm really shocked he got away with his bankruptcy. It shows how broken the system is. They did practically zero investigating and just took his word for everything.