DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gensou Hadou]

Does SuperBlindMan even listen to the audio-only schedules?

 

[Wurstbrot]

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Indeed the King of Hate. He never changed.
What was that tweet for? I thought he doesn't do that anymore and only strikes back like a snake if "they" start to be toxic, in self-defense? No drama anymore?

Kotaku just want to make a living, but detractors like DSP attack them for no reason. They just report on an occurrence in gaming and DSP attacks them with an unrelated ironic circumstance. Just like people do with you, Phil. Damn, isn't this ironic, Phil. Right Phil? Phil? Hello?

Phil, your glass house is shattered but you keep on throwing rocks instead of repairing it.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Phil has found something he likes streaming better than video games and that is unboxing new gizmos for his retarded fans. He gets to spend money and feel like a winner by showboating in front of the webcam. Plus he gets attention from paypigs and tractors alike. This could be very dangerous considering how irresponsible this fucktard is with money and the dopamine rush he gets from throwing money away on stupid shit to make the bad feelings go away. Wonder what will be "donated" next?

 

[Poo Twister]

*Phil during his audio only schedule*

"Hey guys, thank you all for an amazing streaming week, we've made some amazing progress and had a lot of fun"

*Phil during a stream*

"Right, listen here fuckers. You better pay me money for my daily back tax bills"

 

[gaarashatan]

I finally get it. The reason he has bills every other day is cause that's when all his random credit cards are due

 

[Lolidaki]

Why the fuck would he unbox it let alone tell people about something they'll never see? The guy is a dumbfuck.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Can't delete the username of a troll superchat, lol.

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This is why i 'support' this trolling

Superchat $1. He gets 50c (in a month or so). You get offensive name/detractor meme on screen and there is nothing he can do.

The last time you could do this with bits and you could even time it like 2-5 mins after he puts youtube mode on for maximum salt.

Bless these autists.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

It was the last line. He mentioned how he likes cables coming with new systems he buys then had a hard stop with a bit of eye movement before correcting himself saying the xbox was donated again. Think it was the first stream with the series X too.

OHHH Yeah, i remember now i saw the slip-up on one of "da trollz" channels. Thanks for the reply as well tho.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Why the fuck would he unbox it let alone tell people about something they'll never see? The guy is a dumbfuck.

The same reason he talks about dumb shit like the exercise bike dilemma or shoppers during the early stages of Covid loading up on things, his life is that uneventful. What would be considered a minor event for 90% of people, is his big event of the week since he’s so much of a hermit. No friends, deadbeat wife, and a cat son who hates his guts, you bet your ass Phillip will flaunt his new gizmos to a bunch of retards.

 

[Rumpelstiltzkinz]

I finally get it. The reason he has bills every other day is cause that's when all his random credit cards are due

1. If there is any new credit lines/cards the primary beneficiary is Katherine St. Jean-Burnell aka War Horse - I’m sure she simply just added the spouse under the account(s) & now Paul da Pig is on the loose. Again.

2. Tonight he DID NOT “start a tweet on the phone.” He was fully aware of what he was doing. He even proclaimed beforehand how he would use the lap top for tweets at blazing SSD HardDrive speeds doods!
What he did DO, was immediately reach his phone for a whale text / private discord round up. After it was sent, he glanced at chat .. realized he got caught red handed & proceeded to clown mode his way to that utterly retarded beg chirp

3. OIC you are not in Hawaii. Your attempts at misdirection are infantile... although it was telling you couldn’t carry tonite. Team OIC.. I mean, TeamICO did pay like $5 or $10 without a message read out loud. Hmm, wonder what it said?!

anywho! I did say I was ready for fun stuff a few months back & I had been hoping you babes were ready too. This groove, this viiiibe back is just ... exquisite.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Why does he keep mentioning The Medium as if it’s this great upcoming anticipated playthrough everyone is waiting for?

“Guys I need to finish up this continuing playthroughs of Danganronpa and ME3. Drop CoD which I’ve played for a year? Drop Street Fighter? Drop new Vegas which I already played multiple times? Fuck that, dood.”

 

[tzgnilki]

has anyone seen him slapping his keyboard lately, like he used to

 

[flatsoda]

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Always remember the time that a Kotaku writer showed what a pathological liar Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is.

While researching a story about the origin of the Let’s Play for Kotaku, I found myself interviewing popular YouTube personality Philip “Darksydephil” Burnell yesterday. Our conversation was entirely pleasant, and at the end, I asked him about how the Internet treats him. When I tweeted at Burnell, it didn’t take long until a bunch of people were asking me why I wanted to talk to this guy in the first place. His other moniker is “The King of Hate,” so I wasn’t really surprised.

Here’s what I asked him:
“All I did was tweet at you to see if I could get in touch with you, and there were 15-20 people who swooped in. A lot of people dislike you or have strong opinions about you. What is that all about?“

On Burnell’s Q&A show, this is how he described this question:

One day ago, I got contacted by someone from a gaming website who’s writing an article about the history of Let’s Plays. They said “hey, Phil, your name came up when it came to the history of Let’s Plays and I’d like to talk to you about it” I responded, I said “I got your email, sure.” When I talked to him on the phone, he said “Phil, when I tweeted you, 15 kids–and I could tell they’re kids, because I checked their Twitter accounts and its’ the most insane thought streams I’ve ever seen in my life–tweeted me about nasty shit about you. He goes “What the fuck is that about? I’ve never in my life tweeted someone and had people jump on me because I tweeted you about being in a news article. Are these kids mentally ill?”

At no point did I call someone “mentally ill.”

It was another example of DSP's habit of putting his toxic word salad in other people's mouths in his attempts to refute his detractors. The Kotaku writer even went so far as to post an audio excerpt of the phone interview, in order to show how much DSP twists and distorts other people's words to fit his narratives against the trolls.

This is why any story or anecdote that DSP relays needs to be taken with the heaviest grains of salt, because DSP's word cannot be trusted.

So, yeah, DSP throwing random potshots at Kotaku isn't surprising at all. We all know that DSP can hold a grudge, especially against people that expose Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell for the pathological liar that he is.

The Grift Continues . . .

 

[Schmeckel]

phil is the king of gyno, how does he think he'll lift, spin, and slam anyone?

Mayhaps he'll just use a Hogan png to match some colored rocks and it will make it happen. It's still real to me, dammit.

There's a head-start for you.

I have never seen someone look so pained just to eat. A friend of mine had broken a couple of teeth (and had to wait a few days to get into the dentist to get it fixed) and even he didn't look as distressed when he ate small nibbles of things. I don't know if he thinks he looks like food judge/critics when they're tasting dishes made on whatever various cooking competitions... But holy crap.

Laptop Dave bought

I bought Mrs. Schmeckel a similar lappy off of Woot last year for... $250 I think it was. It is a nice little machine, and perfect for someone who browses the net and had to do a bunch of zoom calls for work. If he paid anything more than what I did, he's clearly overpaying...which is the Phil way.

I really think someone legit donated this to him; I refuse to believe that the fetal alcool syndrome goblin spent 700 USD to improve his schtreems.

You also have to remember that Phil is the kind of consumer every company dreams about: Pays top dahllar for things solely because mo' money = higher qwahlity. If he needed something just to monitor chat and shit, he could have trawled Craigslist or waited for a sale on chromebooks and nabbed one for less than a hundred bucks. But no, he HAD to spend extra wheelchair-bux on something more expensive, more better, more qwahlity. If he spent more time watching late night infomercials instead of drinking gin, seething on twatter, and matching gems for oily man meat JPGs, his real adult house would be filled to the brim with "as seen on TV" shit (although, maybe that's one reason why he can't do vlahgs in the home... He's filled his nook with pocket fishermen and shamwows).

It's like he has this compulsion to "Keep up with the Joneses," even though he doesn't interact with anyone else ever. If it costs more, it must be a better product. And, as such, Phil will have to have it donated buy it.

 

[FaXmachine]

I wonder if he really is going off WWE Champs, he seems to be getting his rush from buying pointless electronics he doesn't need now.

Is this how his house was full of crap before? "I need this figure for (insert excuse here) reason".

I think if anyone did get him the laptop it would be OIC considering he mentioned it before, the only thing is why would he wait this long to do it? But basically I think Phil is getting a consoomer high, maybe Kat refuses to eat out with him anymore so he needs a new outlet?

 

[NotValKilmer]

I wonder if he really is going off WWE Champs, he seems to be getting his rush from buying pointless electronics he doesn't need now.

Is this how his house was full of crap before? "I need this figure for (insert excuse here) reason".

I think if anyone did get him the laptop it would be OIC considering he mentioned it before, the only thing is why would he wait this long to do it? But basically I think Phil is getting a consoomer high, maybe Kat refuses to eat out with him anymore so he needs a new outlet?

I'm thinking along those lines. I doubt he'll quit rolling for jpegs, but yes Phil is essentially addicted to spending money to give some meaning to his miserable existence. I believe that's why he bought all those stupid statues and other pointless shit. Now he has the "it was donated" thing going on so he thinks he's found a way to do this shit again and still cry poor.

 

[JimiHendrix]

It was another example of DSP's habit of putting his toxic word salad in other people's mouths in his attempts to refute his detractors. The Kotaku writer even went so far as to post an audio excerpt of the phone interview, in order to show how much DSP twists and distorts other people's words to fit his narratives against the trolls.

you leave out the best part. Phils response to being exposed like this, to my memory, was essentially.

"i don't see what the big deal is. maybe he didn't say that exactly, but he meant it."

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Fucking front of the box is exactly what he described as eating tonight down to a Tee, he even fucked up when describing it saying it had "sake" in it which i think he meant to say SHITAKE (mushrooms). Christ this loser really does love trying to impress his wheelchairs with his "big boy adult" meals cooked by "muh wife" doesn't he?

While I agree that Kat definitely didn't make it, he did mean to say 'sake'. Before he said 'sake' he said it had 'mirin' (didn't know how to pronounce it) which is somewhat similar to sake and would be used in the food he is talking about.

 

[gaarashatan]

Laptop Dave bought

Overpriced garbage that is 500 dollars more than he needed

So this idiot interrupted his "raw" gameplay stream to unbox a fucking 500 dollar laptop? Is this nigga for real? He couldn't do this "behind the scenes"?

Like a kid at Christmas thinking he's going to get a wolverine toy

.. that's it?
holy shit. my computer has 16 gb and is several years old now

Mine was a 600 dollar budget build. Everything but the gpu. Case, ssd etc. About 4yrs now. Ddr4 32gb at higher than average speed. Phil literally just throws money into a raging tornado

 

[hundredthousand]

Christ, this thread moves fast.

Grats on the laptop Pigboy. Keep draining them whales; I love it.

Damn piggy got ratio'd hard. Spoiler the replies are not positive.

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