Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Just don't fucking eat lmao

 

[High Tea]

Keep Kay's cooking videos constantly playing on a loop. You won't ever want to eat again. The pounds will fly off.

 

[Null]

Ralph suggests October August (he's getting a physical anyways then). I'm OK for October August or any time before.
Ralph OKs Rekieta.

For the silver, you can buy 30 of any 1toz round on this. I already asked Rekieta where to send it. I'm buying South Africa Krugs myself.

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His only stipulation is I have to do a video recorded weigh-in. I'll do at least one video after he escrows with Rekieta where I can show a scale.

Edit: I have no requirements for the visual aspect, that's you. I trust the doctor's note and Rekieta.

Edit 2: In the event Ralph returns to prison, I will count weight lost in prison as towards the competition to be generous.

Edit 3: I suggest pound-for-pound, not bf% or or weight loss % or BMI or lowest final weight.

 

[cistendered]

I bet 10 silver rounds that Ralph doesn't survive this weight loss challenge because at this point his body can only process alcohol and ice cream for fuel. Pretty sure his body would shut down and he would die if he was forced to eat a vegetable.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

The biggest advantage Jersh has is he's not a drunk. Almost all alcohol is either sugar or grain. Ralph is an alcoholic who is completely incapable of drinking in moderation.

However Ralph has the advantage of being a pill popper. Depending on the combination of drugs Ralph is on, this could act as an appetite suppressant.

I would place my sheckles on null because he is a far less lazy piece of shit and has some motivation other than finding out what's at the bottom of the bottle.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

There's not a chance in hell Ralph will allow his true height to be reveled. He's going to hype this up for a while and then make up an excuse to abandon it like everything else he does in life. The excuse will be something retarded like how he can't associate himself with a known terrorist pedophile.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ralph defends himself that he is actually 5'11 but in that police report they wrote the height wrong and there's no shortage of police reports reporting him higher.

If that were actually the case the short jokes wouldn’t send him into a rage like they clearly do. Portion control’ll be the big one for Ethan, be it food or liquor like Ade said.

 

[Null]

There's not a chance in hell Ralph will allow his true height to be reveled. He's going to hype this up for a while and then make up an excuse to abandon it like everything else he does in life. The excuse will be something retarded like how he can't associate himself with a known terrorist pedophile.

He seems really into it. I'd be shocked if he backs out at this point.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

He seems really into it. I'd be shocked if he backs out at this point.

He really does, but he is so incredibly insecure about his height, I feel like he's incapable of coming clean about lying about his height for the past 5+ years. It would be absolute nectar if it pans out, but I'm not going to get my hopes up.

 

[Near]

I'm not sold on this till you make progress vlogs like these @Null

 

[Octavia]

He seems really into it. I'd be shocked if he backs out at this point.

I hope this doesn't become Ralph's fight bloodworks but I wouldn't be surprised considering how Ralph has 180'd into a total flaggot recently. Good luck though, super intereted in seeing where this goes.

 

[Null]

I'm not sold on this till you make progress vlogs like these @Null

pfff not happening. I value my privacy. Ralph says that I can't value privacy while running this site, but if this site teaches you anything it is to cherish and protect your personal privacy.

Weigh-in videos are pretty much worthless because you can easily tamper any scale. Most have weight offsets and all can be zeroed out with weights to tamper them. Videos are proof of literally nothing, and the insistence on this feels like a cop-out tbh. I could compromise with one or two videos to complement the doctor's note but once a month is more than I'm comfortable with.

In general I have no desire to myself more recognizable than I already am.

Edit: Ralph's claim is that without videos of me he doesn't have financial incentive. The $600/30toz bet is the financial incentive. He won't make more than that with videos. It's a moot point. This is the simplest, easiest to understand bet in the world.

 

[DawnDusk]

We're really gonna lose out on this because Josh won't jiggle his gunt on camera for a few seconds like this?

 

[Salubrious]

I will donate $5 per pound to the charity of the winner's choice. I want to see some Goddamn blood in the streets.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

See what you’ve gotta do is get addicted to coke and then we’ll know you’re dedicated.

 

[Sam Losco]

Fairest way is no check ins so you can't use the others progress to go just enough to win. You'll have to go balls to the wall and do as much as you can to win. All Ralph has to do is turn off the camera. His peak days were without a camera so it's not going to hurt his pathetic numbers.

 

[HackerX]

Edit 3: I suggest pound-for-pound, not bf% or or weight loss % or BMI or lowest final weight.

Why though?

No idea what your current weight is, but we know Ralph is 297 lbs (LOL, YEA likely 397 minimum). There are a bunch of factors in weight besides lolfat, like height, body type, muscle mass, etc. Pure weight comparison is apples to oranges unless you both share A LOT of immutable physical characteristics. Dexa and InBody scans are widely public and available (though your location maybe not?) and a lot more accurate than the scale. The only issue would be making sure the height input is accurate, which a Dr validated height being put into those is simple enough.

 

[Exuvia]

Advice to one of the competitors and anyone else living with addiction: taper your alcohol instead of going cold-turkey. Severe withdrawal can result in seizures and if your liver is already damaged enough, your ability to clot may be reduced. If you seize and hit your head when you fall, it may result in a brain bleed.

 

[Salubrious]

Why though?

No idea what your current weight is, but we know Ralph is 297 lbs (LOL, YEA likely 397 minimum). There are a bunch of factors in weight besides lolfat, like height, body type, muscle mass, etc. Pure weight comparison is apples to oranges unless you both share A LOT of immutable physical characteristics. Dexa and InBody scans are widely public and available (though your location maybe not?) and a lot more accurate than the scale. The only issue would be making sure the height input is accurate, which a Dr validated height being put into those is simple enough.

I think Null's offering it because there's no way that Ralph wouldn't have the advantage pound-for-pound, and he doesn't want to give Ralph any excuse to back out.

Null is handicapping himself to ensure a bountiful harvest.

 

[Null]

Why though?

I want the bet as firmly slanted in Ralph's favor as possible.

He's got more weight, a higher BMI, and the bet is 30toz or about $600. This is an easy win with any discipline. He has no reason to augment this with random stipulations about video proof with the physician's notes. My hospital is in the first world and doctors will not accept bribes here. I'll show Rekieta whatever he wants for proof but $600 is not the kind of money to warrant the spectacle he's asking for.

Take it or leave it. It's free money. Stop being a pussy.