Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[SupremeGuntleman]

Why though?

No idea what your current weight is, but we know Ralph is 297 lbs (LOL, YEA likely 397 minimum). There are a bunch of factors in weight besides lolfat, like height, body type, muscle mass, etc. Pure weight comparison is apples to oranges unless you both share A LOT of immutable physical characteristics. Dexa and InBody scans are widely public and available (though your location maybe not?) and a lot more accurate than the scale. The only issue would be making sure the height input is accurate, which a Dr validated height being put into those is simple enough.

Who cares you nerd, no need to over complicate this.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Just ask him if you can wear a lucha mask for the weigh in.

 

[Null]

Ralph's still going off about video and picture demands and all this shit.

If I'm doing any of it, I'm wearing a covid mask and trump hat at the least. 2 is the most fair to me to back up my doctor's notes but like I said weigh in videos mean literally nothing because you can make a scale say anything.

Ralph should send in demands to Rekieta. I'm tired of arguing about this via proxy.

Edit: If I can wear a COVID mask and Trump hat I can do a weigh in video a few times. If he adds any more weird stipulations that's the end of the line though.

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i.e.

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I am not doing anything until Rekieta can independently verify height/weight on a signed, initialed doctor's note. That is my only requirement.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

It's like Andy vs Donga all over again except the only thing Ralph is bitching out of is having a semblance of self control

 

[Rabid Weasels]

If it doesnt start for a couple/few weeks i wonder if there is the incentive to pig out and push the starting number up higher.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Come on Ralph, just let Josh have the little things he wants and you get legit Killstream content. I'm not even being a dick or sarcastic or anything, Killstream hasn't had a great spectacle like this in a long time. I think it'll be great!

 

[Arminius]

What's the over/under on seeing Josh's feet again? Asking for a friend.

 

[Null]

What's the over/under on seeing Josh's feet again? Asking for a friend.

WEARING SOCKS PART OF THE DEAL

 

[Mundane Ralph]

My hospital is in the first world and doctors will not accept bribes here.

Well they do in the US. There's no end of doctors willing to supply junkies with drugs and that could get them in much more trouble than a note with fake height and weight.

 

[hot hot leg]

South African Krugs

Neckbeard money

 

[waffle]

pfff not happening. I value my privacy. Ralph says that I can't value privacy while running this site, but if this site teaches you anything it is to cherish and protect your personal privacy.

Weigh-in videos are pretty much worthless because you can easily tamper any scale. Most have weight offsets and all can be zeroed out with weights to tamper them. Videos are proof of literally nothing, and the insistence on this feels like a cop-out tbh. I could compromise with one or two videos to complement the doctor's note but once a month is more than I'm comfortable with.

In general I have no desire to myself more recognizable than I already am.

Edit: Ralph's claim is that without videos of me he doesn't have financial incentive. The $600/30toz bet is the financial incentive. He won't make more than that with videos. It's a moot point. This is the simplest, easiest to understand bet in the world.

A lot of people think you've changed your appearance pretty radically, and I think the gunt tribe conspiracy theory is that you still live in upstate NY. Ralph is probably only entertaining this because he wants updated pictures of you and your bathroom for conspiracy fuel IMO.

 

[JoshMoonTheFaggot]

Ralph agreed to show your broke dick ass up in this challenge so you better not back out now because you know Ralph never will.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Gunt loses like 10lbs every time he takes a shit though

 

[DawnDusk]

because you know Ralph never will.

That level of reverence is supposed to be reserved for gods you worship bruh

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ralph agreed to show your broke dick ass up in this challenge so you better not back out now because you know Ralph never will.

Your Gunt master has backed out of the fight with PPP before.
Wont be surprised if Gunt backs out of a weight loss challenge.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

I have a stipulation that the mask null wears is one of Ethan Ralph , A pig mask is close enough.


PPP should be allowed to participate in the weight off challenge then it can be a Triple Threat Gunt Off Battle.

Someone just posted this on Ralph show right now :

 

[DumbDude42]

very interesting thread i'll keep monitoring the situation closely

 

[Cow Poly]

You can lose 100 percent of the weight instantly if you kill yourself

 

[Near]

Edit: nvm completely forgot about the escrow

 

[Agran]

Just do somali diet and stop eating all together- works like a charm!