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Poo Twister said:
The surprise is probably a chair, once again donated by an anonymous fan. I just hope Kat's boyfriend helps him get it into the office, can't have Phil strain his back.

The funny thing to me is that he considers buying himself an Xbox One, a laptop and a chair a nice surprise for his viewers. And these people are so deep into the madness that they accept it with gratitude.

And they call us mad.
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"So, my wife's boyfriend donated me a Nintendo Switch OLED ack ack ack."

Also, I just saw this, gotta love the Dead Space bit they added in the end XD

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Awful Meerkat said:
I don't think a man who looks like this is in a postion to provoke anyone
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This is the same thumbnail that would be used when Dave talks about that one time he had a heart attack on stream. He's hideous.
Poo Twister said:
The surprise is probably a chair, once again donated by an anonymous fan. I just hope Kat's boyfriend helps him get it into the office, can't have Phil strain his back.

The funny thing to me is that he considers buying himself an Xbox One, a laptop and a chair a nice surprise for his viewers. And these people are so deep into the madness that they accept it with gratitude.

And they call us mad.
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It's all good about the chair making it upstairs. @Sender said Tyrone was going to hump...I mean help Kat and bring it upstairs.
 
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NotValKilmer said:
Do you guys think this sudden splurge of stream related spending is also a desperate cope after Phil has FINALLY realized how small his loyal fanbase is? I feel like he could live in blissful ignorance being a Twitch partner but getting thrown out on his ass and moving back to YouTube may have gone a long way to make him see his irrelevance.
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Last time he felt he is going down, moved to the other side of the country into a mansion.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
What a coincidence that all these 'surprise donations' come right after he just made a bunch of money.
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Indeed.

Actual surprise donations, like the Elgato Stream Deck he got like a year or two ago, that shit is collecting dust in one of his closets. That's what happens to actual surprise donations that could benefit his stream.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
DSP shit on kotaku, wow. What an edgy revolutionary sticking it to of all gaming news sites, Kotaku! No one, I mean absolutely no one has ever ever ever EVER even had the balls to have half a thought about doing that. Wow Phily you sure are the king of...something. Bravo! BRA-VO!
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I wonder what hot take he’s going to come up with next, shitting on lootboxes and EA? Tune in next time!
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Holy shit, how come you haven't shared this?
This is a brazen provocation. Piggy is getting cocky and is taunting us.
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WTF? No really what the actual fuck. He's going from "Do you think he's cognizant of just how bad he's got it? Poor bastard!" to really fucking creepy, like mr FBI agent you might want to follow this thing. I physically cringed at that.
 
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WutangLee said:
I'm aware his shit stunk. Are you saying that presumably his expenses are still 5K? This after the Khando got taken away right? (I'm still wondering if he would've been better off just selling it at a loss)
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You can't just sell the property at a loss unless you have the cash to make up the difference. For example, if the outstanding mortgage is $100,000 but you can only sell it for $80,000 you need to have $20,000 to make up the difference or the bank is gonna tell you to pound sand (they hold the deed). You can ask the bank to approve you for a short sale, but those are generally only allowed if you have suffered serious financial hardship and would be unable to pay the mortgage. For example, if the sole breadwinner in the household becomes disabled and can no longer work their income would drop significantly and not be expected to rebound. Phil says he tried to ask for a short sale but was denied. This is unsurprising given that his 'financial hardship' was going from mid-high six figures to low six figures of income. That and the fact that he had another property which he had a significant amount of equity in that he could have sold to get the CT condo out from underwater.
Fill Bern El said:
His monthly expenses should be relatively the same in terms of the business. I'm unsure if this is correct, but some people speculated that he managed to lump his mortgage payment into his monthly expenses. From what I've read, this is legitimately possible especially since he has a dedicated "office" that is "purely business." He still had the CTKhando at this point, but he was always better off selling it in the first place. He can't sell it though because 1.) at this point he doesn't own it anymore and 2.) last I've heard, there was a stench, mold growing on the walls, and a hole in the ceiling. It's hard to sell a place that's been vacant for years on end with no upkeep that's literally across the country.
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You can legitimately claim a portion of your mortgage as a business expense if you have a home office. The amount depends upon the sq footage of the office relative to the home. The same thing goes for your utility bills. 100% of his business internet line could be claimed because it is used exclusively for the business, but maybe only 40-50% of his electricity bill (something his tax attorney accountant guy would have figured out for him).
Prince Lotor said:
On his bankruptcy filing Phil claimed that as a household he and Kathy net $-34/month. So in a year he and Kathy need $120,408 in income that all will get sent right back out the door just to break even.
But if you add in his CT condo fees ($1,400 iirc) and estimated credit debt minimum payments (like $2,600 iirc) that means before Phil quit paying for the CT condo and his credit debt he and Kathy needed $168,408/year or $14,034/month in income just to break even, sound good?
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The -$35 figure includes his CT condo mortgage, dues, and his credit card minimums. The point of the filing is to show that you cannot currently meet all your outstanding obligations so you need to have them discharged. Funnily enough during the entire process Phil was still bragging about eating out on his day off. Even if you take his ludicrous filing at face value, if he stopped going to out eat once a week he could have easily saved $35/month and made it work. I'm a stupid faggot.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
Just sit back and let him smugly bask in what he thinks is a victory. It will make the immanent toxic comedown even more hilarious.
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Also reminder that if you have spent $0 on Darksydephil streams, congratulations!
You are the true winner here and no matter what he says and does, you will always have Phil’s eternal ire. Nothing chafes him more than something that doesn’t result in giving him money, that’s why he hates restreamers, that’s why he’s literally banned people for saying they won’t tip.
So as long as you are a human being who is aware of Phil’s existence but won’t give him money, you will be the source of a burning hole in his life that all the shiny toys in the world can’t make go away!
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Also reminder that if you have spent $0 on Darksydephil streams, congratulations!
You are the true winner here and no matter what he says and does, you will always have Phil’s eternal ire. Nothing chafes him more than something that doesn’t result in giving him money, that’s why he hates restreamers, that’s why he’s literally banned people for saying they won’t tip.
So as long as you are a human being who is aware of Phil’s existence but won’t give him money, you will be the source of a burning hole in his life that all the shiny toys in the world can’t make go away!
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I gave $5.63 to a talking dog and gave nothing to Phil, so I'm winning in two ways.
 
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Man I just can't get over how pathetic this is getting. Its pretty funny to imagine it is actually Phil's fans donating all this shit. Like imagine the feeling of buying your kids Christmas or birthday presents and getting to see them open them, but instead you're doing that for a 40 year old man on the internet and you get excited to see him open your gifts. Its just so bizarre.

Phil has cultivated this audience that in a way sees him as a child they have to take care of and feel responsible for. Phil acts poor and pathetic and his audience is there to wipe his ass and take care of him. If your a dsp fan, he sees you as responsible for his well-being.
 
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Awful Meerkat said:
I don't think a man who looks like this is in a postion to provoke anyone
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He's going to beat everyone up. He told us so. :story:
Need Help With Tips said:
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if "a generous fan" pays for him and his two Khets to move into a luxury home in Beverly Hills.
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Really. This 2 bit shit is ridiculous.
King of Gout said:
"So, my wife's boyfriend donated me a Nintendo Switch OLED ack ack ack."

Also, I just saw this, gotta love the Dead Space bit they added in the end XD

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I liked the tip from 'Bacon Plays'.
 
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